Bitch living in an apartment

In the apartment itself, there is a habit of peeping on a couple of new couples dating, but since they peeped on Zhang Wei and Dali's date a few times, they have lost any interest.

To sum up their date in one word, it would be 'awkward', all kinds of awkward chats, Bai Zhi saw that they had already stepped into their own rhythm, and then said: "It's very simple, because straight men and straight women have several attributes, tolerance Sexuality and progressiveness and simplicity.

The so-called inclusiveness refers to the degree of tolerance towards the other half. They speak too straightforwardly, not because they have opinions on the other half, but purely for the benefit of the other half, but the words are too straightforward, without romantic elements, and it is not easy happiness.

And progress is the speed of learning. Who progresses faster, a person who starts from zero, or a person who starts from [-]?This is undoubtedly the former.

As for simplicity, as I said before, they speak simply, what they like to do is simple, and what they want from their partner is also simple.

Imagine talking about novels, games and dramas with nerds and nerds, talking about handsome men, beautiful women and cosmetics with nympho, but with straight men and straight women, you don’t need to beat around the bush, you can say what you like, you don’t need to beat around the bush, let alone beat around the bush .

For example, curry paste, if you like to eat, you can chat with others about what is delicious and where the food is delicious, because our country is known as a big foodie country, and you don’t need to hide this characteristic.

And then go through that and dig deeper into what he likes so you can definitely find more common ground. "

One operation is as fierce as a tiger, and there are two hundred and five on the head.Curry Sauce listened in a daze, but finally understood the latter sentence, and could chat with them about food.

"You mean, I just need to chat with others about food?"

"Eh~~" The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched, is this the point I'm talking about?What I said is obviously something that everyone likes, okay?

"You can talk about it if you want, but you should also take care of other boys' minds. He is a straight man, you can't be a straight girl, otherwise there is really no way to get together. If you see someone's face is not very If you are interested, just change the topic, if possible, you can directly ask him if he likes it.”

"I see, thank you, Uncle Bai."

Bai Zhi touched her nose, did she really understand?In fact, seeing Yu Mo and Zhao Haitang both in a daze, Bai Zhi seemed quite puzzled: "If you know it, go try it~ Remember, don't always say what you like, ask more What other people like, or think more about what everyone likes.”

"Okay, uncle, I'll go now."

Curry Sauce once again embarked on a journey to find his true son, but whether he can find it at this time is a mystery.

And Bai Zhi, after talking to Curry Sauce, took out a small notebook from her pocket and wrote a sentence on it: Reminiscing about the past, the turbulent years.

As if thinking of something again, a parenthesis was added at the end, and a sentence was written inside: Taste the various aspects of life, and see the prosperity of the world.

"What are you writing?" Zhao Haitang felt that his IQ had been severely insulted. He could understand all these sentences, but combined with Bai Zhi's statement, this was a scumbag identification manual, but he didn't read it at all. I do not understand.

Bai Zhi said calmly: "The scumbag identification manual~ Didn't I tell you?"

"But what does what you write have anything to do with identifying scumbags?" Zhao Haitang asked blankly, but Bai Zhi's writing was too cryptic.

"Cut~ I'm not stupid. What if someone finds out about this and my daughter is reversed? Of course I have to write more cryptically." Bai Zhi said contemptuously: "These sentences are just hints. This kind of thing is to be passed on by word of mouth 0......"

"You pull it down~ and pass it on by word of mouth?" Yifei curled her lips: "Do you think we will leak this stuff?"

"One more person knows more danger~" Bai Zhi scratched her head.

"But... my dear, if it is leaked out, it will fail, so what you wrote doesn't seem to be very meaningful~" Yu Mo said quietly: "There is no impenetrable wall in the world, it is better to let others look for it. It’s better to fix the loopholes and fix them.”

Bai Zhi was taken aback for a moment: "That's right~"

"So, you should tell us more, maybe we can give you some advice?" Yu Mo smiled like a little fox.

"..." Bai Zhi was a little confused, although she knew what Yu Mo was planning, but Bai Zhi seemed to have nothing to say: "Okay~ Then I will explain to you."

Yu Mo sat upright, this thing Bai Zhi said she would teach her daughter, of course she should learn more.

Bai Zhi continued to open the notebook and read out the above words. At this time, there were already three sentences on it: "First one, do nothing to be courteous, rape or steal. What does this sentence mean! That is, scumbags generally cannot pick People you know or people you don’t know very well, so when you meet a stranger and strike up a conversation, you must first confirm that he is a salesman, or he came to strike up a conversation because of your appearance. If you just watched your 2.9 Yan Zhi, then you have to be careful."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Yifei said contemptuously: "I came to strike up a conversation with you when we first met, not because of your good looks?"

Bai Zhi glanced at her calmly: "No, maybe the girl helped the old lady to cross the road, so she was approached by someone. Or there was some kind of performance, and people would strike up a conversation because they liked the girl's talent. These have nothing to do with her appearance. .”

"That person lied to you and said that you can't strike up a conversation because of your quality?"

"That's why we have to distinguish~ This is the core of this sentence."

"..." Yifei took a deep breath, almost suffocating herself with a mouthful of blood stuck in her throat, she was indeed a slut, and he bypassed her again. . . .

Chapter 1509

Several people saw that Yifei was so deflated, they couldn't help laughing dryly in their hearts, Bai Zhi was the only one in the damn apartment who had the guts to tease her angry nerves, if it was them, they would have been blasted into scum .Boys like Zhao Haitang are a little lucky that there is someone in the apartment who can counteract the female devil and balance the strength gap between men and women, otherwise the boys won't be able to stand up until they die. . .

Bai Zhi didn't pay attention to Yifei's diss, but continued: "The next step is the second one, if it is true, it will be false, and if it is false, it will be true.

This one is easy to understand, anti-test questions, scumbag~ His characteristics are obvious, he likes to please girls, the most intuitive point is to first understand what girls like, and then according to this like, claim that he also likes this very much Stuff, or rather, all he wanted to learn about it was to let the girl teach her, a trick Jo used a lot, that's what it was called. . .Do what you like.

Therefore, this requires the use of the anti-test method, just like this test paper, girls can do all the general knowledge questions, although they may not necessarily be scumbags, they may also be warm-hearted boys, but if you cooperate with them Some private 09 details, then this must be a scumbag. "

"Um..." Privacy details?Yifei and the others were full of black lines, Zhao Haitang frowned, and asked wretchedly, "For example?"

As soon as he said this, he met several girls staring at him. Zhao Haitang was a little guilty, and Bai Zhi held back a smile and said, "Well, let's talk about it when you have a girlfriend~ You will know by then."

"I'll go, do you want to talk halfway?" Zhao Haitang complained.

Bai Zhi shrugged and continued: "As for the third item~ it's actually quite simple, the so-called recalling the past, the turbulent years. It means remembering.

To put it simply, if you really talk about it, you can try to talk about the past. Generally speaking, if you are a scumbag, you will definitely avoid the past. In this case, he needs to make up a piece of his past, Since it was made up, there must be loopholes. As long as these loopholes are found, the opponent can be identified as a scumbag from time to time. "

Yu Mo nodded, she has a deep understanding of this point, Richard was like this back then, she came to her senses and thought about it, the flaws left by Richard were simply not too many.

But because it wasn't the first day she knew him, Yu Mo didn't test him at all, so that even if she knew about these flaws later, she still found reasons for him to explain.

Thinking about it now, if I could use this method to identify when I first met Richard, I would definitely not be with him at that time.

"What's the meaning behind that? Taste the various aspects of life, and see the prosperity of the world?" Yifei pointed to the things behind.

Bai Zhi said: "This~ It means that if you want to use this method, you need enough experience and careful observation of life before you can see the flaws. The implication is to remind those who use this method that they should have enough experience. "

"Well, it makes sense." Yifei also nodded: "You wrote three articles in one night, which is quite efficient~"

"That must be." Bai Zhi nodded and put away the notebook: "Do you have any comments?"

Zhao Haitang rubbed his chin: "I have no opinion, but, the second point, you said that if you want to conduct a counter-test, you need to know some private details, so what if the girl is quite self-conscious and doesn't know these details?"

"..." Bai Zhi scratched her face, this. . .It seems to be a problem: "It doesn't matter, this is simple, it doesn't necessarily require privacy details, you can use other anti-tests, such as making up an interest for the other party, if he says he likes it, and he can't tell some details, it can be considered a test."

"..."

Yifei suddenly felt a little silent mourning for Bai Zhi's daughter's future boyfriend. With such a father around, the other party must be under a lot of pressure.

At the same time, I also mourned for those future scumbags. After being tested like this, I guess they can be suspected of life.

As for the curry sauce side, they haven't come back for so long, and they still had a very happy chat, so it should be considered a success, right?

"Yu Mo, do you want to go back? It doesn't seem like much fun to be here now."

"I don't..." Yu Mo played with his temper: "It's so boring to go back home. Apart from watching prenatal education animations, I'm watching TV dramas. I'm going to get moldy. It's better to go to the bar. It's such a lively place, I'm going to play for a long time."

"Okay~" Bai Zhi was very helpless.

After a while, curry sauce came over, and the man also left, Zhao Haitang was a little puzzled: "Curry sauce, why did you break it again?"

"No, no, he just went to the bathroom." Curry Sauce happily denied: "This time I used the uncle's method, and it really worked~ I told him that I am a foodie, and he also asked me about the delicious restaurants nearby. What is it, I chatted with him, and I could see that he was very happy to hear it.

And when I asked him what he likes, he said he likes reading books. . . "

"It's not the same as your hobbies, is it? Then why are you chatting so happily?" Zhao Haitang was very puzzled, because they all knew that Curry Sauce was a scumbag of senior students, and he would definitely not be able to read books.

"Because I chatted with him about you." Curry Sauce pointed to Zhao Haitang and Baizhi 620: "And Uncle Bai, I told him that you like to write poems, Uncle Bai likes to read mystery novels, and we also We talked about a lot of interesting things about you, so that we have different hobbies and chatted together."

"..."

"..."

Bai Zhi and Zhao Haitang twitched their faces, chatting as long as you are chatting, why is Mao talking about us?Really are. . .

Bai Zhi can bet that the curry sauce must have told that guy all about Bai Zhi and Zhao Haitang. Thinking of this matter, Bai Zhi and Zhao Haitang felt very distressed.

"He's coming back, I'll go back first, I feel like we're going to fall in love." The curry sauce was crazy for a while, and then he walked back, and the man also went back after the curry sauce passed.

Zhao Haitang stared at that with dissatisfaction: "I think they are making fun of me, and I feel uncomfortable."

"Then what do you want? If you have the ability to beat him up~" Yifei gloated and encouraged.

"It's true that the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and the front waves died on the beach~" Bai Zhi sighed: "I just asked Curry Sauce to find a topic that everyone is interested in, but she is lucky, she is the blue one, and directly transfers the topic he likes to herself. I also like the topic, so I chatted happily, really... I learned so fast.".

Chapter 1510

"No, I have to go and listen. What are they talking about me? If the curry sauce keeps saying bad things about me, I will hide some curry sauce at any time." Zhao Haitang was very dissatisfied, and sneaked over directly. Attempt to eavesdrop on what they are saying.

They had no choice but to let him go and drank on their own, gossip about the curry sauce, gossip about Zhao Haitang, Zhang Wei, and Dali.It's a pity~ This kind of bachelor party is obviously not Bai Zhi's home field. At this time, Yi Fei and Bai Zhi feel quite bored, but Yu Mo is full of interest. It seems that he is really suffocated at home, and finally participated in a group Activities, no matter what is not willing to leave.

"Hey, Yu Mo, if you look at it again, your man will be jealous." Yifei reminded Yu Mo involuntarily.

"Yifei, I found a lot of handsome guys~ But why don't they have girlfriends yet!"

"Either the requirements are too high, or I just don't have that idea." Yifei replied helplessly: "Besides, I'm not them, how do I know what they think?"

"Hey~~"

Yu Mo sighed, at this time the suddenly angry Curry Sauce and the guilty Zhao Haitang came back, it seemed that this was a voyeurism and was caught~

Yifei couldn't help laughing: "Hey, Zhao Haitang, why are you doing this? Did you get caught?"

"..." This kind of teasing made Zhao Haitang want to get into the cracks in the ground, and curry sauce said angrily: "It's all because of this Zhao Haitang. I had a good chat with him, but he gave it all to me." broken."

"Isn't it just eavesdropping? Isn't it?" Yifei's heart moved, as if thinking of a bad result.

"Why not?" Curry Sauce said angrily: "This guy was eavesdropping secretly. After I found out, I gave him a scolding, but this guy said: 'You leak my privacy again. Tell him, I won't pay you your rent in the future', he thought I was living with Zhao Haitang, and then ran away. I haven't even seen what he looks like now, Zhao Haitang, How do you pay me "‖?"

Bai Zhi suppressed a smile, and really didn't know how to evaluate Zhao Haitang's move.

The situation in 3602 can be said to be quite complicated. Although Guan Gu and Yoyo no longer live here, some of their more private things are still hidden here, so they are actually the tenants of 3602.

As for Zhang Wei, he was using Guan Gu and Yoyo's room, so he didn't have to pay the rent. Even if he wanted to, he and Guan Gu would share the rent of a room.

When Zhang Wei first met Curry Sauce, he promised to find her a place to live, but because Curry Sauce was too pitiful, he didn't charge Curry Sauce's rent, but asked him to work as his assistant to cover the rent.

At that time, Zhao Haitang did not live in. After Meijia moved out of 3602, he had to pay the rent of 3602 alone, so he found Zhao Haitang.

Afterwards, the two sides negotiated that Zhao Haitang would pay the rent for the rest of the rooms, and Zhang Wei would provide him with free legal support, but he didn't care about the money anyway.

In this way, it means that Zhang Wei has become his landlord, but Zhang Wei still pays the rent of a room with Guan Gu, and the rent of the room with curry sauce is also paid by Zhao Haitang, and the curry sauce is also kept. Working as Zhang Weina's assistant is actually just a help, not paying the rent.

And after Zhao Haitang paid the rent for the three rooms, because she couldn't live that much and was not short of that little money, she didn't ask Curry Sauce to pay any rent. Anyway, she just gave it if she had money, and if she didn't have money, it was fine.

Zhao Haitang knew that he had said something wrong, so he couldn't help but feel a little guilty: "I...I don't know how to compensate you, or...can you make a price?"

"Don't think you can impress me with money, you hurry to get him back and explain to him clearly."

"Where should I go after him~" Zhao Haitang was speechless, he didn't even know the name of the other party, how could he go after him?

"I don't care, Zhao Haitang, I finally met someone who I can talk to without looking at his looks. Now that you're here, our efforts all night will be in vain."

"Okay, okay~" Zhao Haitang had no choice but to look bitter, and cast a look of help to several people, but these bastards looked like they were watching a good show, so they couldn't count on it at all.

"I'm going to the bathroom. If I don't see him when I come back, I will fight you hard."

Speaking of curry sauce, he threw the bag on the bar counter angrily, and walked to the bathroom on high heels.

Zhao Haitang felt aggrieved: "Mr. Hu, Brother Bai Zhi, Sister Yu Mo, you can't just ignore death~"

"What can we do?" Yifei jokingly said, "If you can't find it, can we find it? Didn't the curry sauce ask you to pay him back? Why don't you pay her yourself~"

"` ‖Mr. Hu, stop joking, my love for Dali is firm and eternal." Zhao Haitang added drama to himself as he spoke, and after a second of affection, he grimaced again: " But where do I go to find that guy? When he leaves this bar, he doesn’t know where to go. The world is so big, how can I look for it from one place to another?”

Yu Mo took a sip of water and suddenly thought: "Hey~ By the way, didn't Curry Sauce have average-looking eyes before? Why do you have to find that person? We can help Curry Sauce find someone else to come. Is it? As long as the other party is not a scumbag, isn't it all right? Anyway, when you corrected the test papers, didn't you find several people who passed the exam?"

"...Yes... Makes sense~" Zhao Haitang patted his head: "Anyway, everyone in the curry sauce is Zhang Wei. As long as I find someone who is similar, I can get away with it. Sister Yumo, you So smart, I love you to death."

"..garden."

"..."

"..."

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched, Zhao Haitang got excited and forgot about it, suddenly, he felt a cool wind blowing, and only heard a 'click click' sound, looking back, Bai Zhi broke pointing fingers, staring at him with a dark face.

It was only then that Zhao Haitang realized what he had said wrongly: "Um, brother Bai Zhi, I... I didn't mean that, I meant... I said Sister Yumo is so smart, I..."

"What are you? Keep talking~"

"I won't say it, please let me go~" Zhao Haitang begged for mercy with a mournful face, and he dared not say the next thing: "I won't dare next time, I really didn't mean that..."

"Zhao Haitang, have you found it yet?" Curry Sauce's voice came from behind.

At this time Zhao Haitang heard the voice of curry sauce, it was like seeing an angel, and he no longer had the same feeling as the ghost that reminded him of death, and he really wanted to kiss him hard. . . .