Bitch living in an apartment

"You don't need to remind me." Bai Zhi patted her hand away dissatisfied: "By the way, where is Yu Mo?"

"She~ she's sleeping in the room!" Yifei curled her lips: "You don't have time to accompany her these few days, she just watches TV besides sleeping, what can she do?"

"Hey~ I feel so helpless." Bai Zhi spread her hands, glanced at Yifei who was decorating the house model, Bai Zhi said: "What the hell is your super bright red? Why do you pretend to be such an ugly thing?"

"What the hell is there~" Yifei said this, feeling even more helpless: "Because of the dry weather, Zeng Xiaoxian often broke out on fire, so he strongly requested to install more fire extinguishers. You also feel ugly explosions, don't you?"

"It's more than just an explosion~ This is an explosion of an ugly person." Bai Zhi complained: "This fire extinguisher can only be installed with one, why install so many?"

"That's what I said too, but Zeng Xiaoxian's request, I have to satisfy him, right?"

"Indeed, you didn't even ask his opinion on buying a house. Can you not satisfy him with such a small request?"

"..."

For a while, Yifei continued to think about where to hang the fire extinguisher. Bai Zhi was too tired to speak, and the hall of 3601 fell into silence.

But within a few seconds, the silence was completely broken, Zhao Haitang and Dali ran in from outside, and Dali said impatiently, "You don't live here, why did you come here?"

"Dali, I have a question that I don't understand, can you explain it to me?" Zhao Haitang stopped in front of Dali: "Why is this function graph shaped like a heart~"

Dali sneered and said: "All I know is that Descartes, who invented the heart-shaped function, was still single until his death. Do you want me to draw a tricky number for you?"

"Keep down, do you want a fist-shaped function?" Yifei was a little annoyed by the noise. Although she was used to Zhao Haitang's dog-licking mode, she still felt hot eyes.

This kind of courteous trick really even feels cheating to her. This is not a pursuit~ This is clearly harassment~

Dali and Zhao Haitang stopped, saw the model in front of Yifei, and moved closer: "Isn't this the model of your upstairs house? Are you thinking of decorating?"

"What are these red things?" Dali asked curiously.

"Fire extinguisher." Yifei said sullenly: "Zeng Xiaoxian's request, but this fire extinguisher is like his eyebrows, and it hurts eyes everywhere. Do you have any good ideas?"

"Of course." As soon as Yifei finished speaking, Zhao Haitang spoke directly: "You can hang up all the fire extinguishers, and then install light bulbs. Think about it. Hanging the big red fire extinguisher high up, even if you think about it..."

As soon as Zhao Haitang turned around, he saw Yifei staring at him with dissatisfaction, and he said with some fear: "Just think about it."

"Hey~" Bai Zhi sighed, and recovered from the dead body: "I told you to listen to me, but you didn't listen, besides, even if my design doesn't meet the meaning in your mind, those inspirations are still there. It can be used for reference~

How big is the big red fire extinguisher?You dig a hole on the wall, put the fire extinguisher inside, and then close it with a small door, draw a picture of a fire extinguisher on it or write the words fire extinguisher on it, so that people know where it is Not on the line?It is beautiful and not disturbing, and it is convenient to use. "

"That's an idea." Yifei nodded, feeling okay: "Try this method first."

Just after Bai Zhi finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia came out from inside, still arguing: "This sentence is too common 0......"

"I think it's okay. If you don't believe me, ask them." Lu Ziqiao retorted.

"What are you arguing with your wife? What if you have a gassy fetus?"

"She asked me to add some provocative words to the end of the speech, I can't read it~" Lu Ziqiao said with a bitter face.

"Now selling cakes and giving a speech?" Zhao Haitang was a little shocked, what the hell is this.

Bai Zhi said weakly: "What is selling cakes? This is an advertisement. As one of the patrons of this community fitness competition, he can give a speech on stage. This is a great time to sell small cakes. Of course he has to come , should I still come~"

"You are just planning and refereeing, not the host." Yifei retorted: "How could it be your turn."

Bai Zhi curled her lips instead: "Speaking of which, Zi Qiao, are you ready for the speech? It will start in two days."

"Come on, isn't this trying to think hard?" Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "Let me read it to you first: Dear leaders, folks, hello everyone, the red flag is fluttering with the wind, and the athletes are high-spirited. The community fitness competition is a competition with level, style and grace. The residents have shown friendship, level and style in the competition. Black Pineapple Cake is honored to sponsor this competition 2.9 , I wish you all a happy life, just like the black pineapple cake, nutritious and delicious."

"Isn't the last sentence too boring? It didn't coax me at all." Meijia expressed her opinion.

"It's not that the last sentence is boring, it's that the whole paragraph is boring." Zhao Haitang said bitterly.

"It's not only boring, but also old-fashioned. Are you going to put on fake beards and read?" Dali said speechlessly.

Bai Zhi sighed: "There is no one but you who can present such a fashionable competition in the style of the 80s, Zi Qiao, you didn't plagiarize this passage, did you?"

"how do you know?"

Bai Zhi twitched the corners of her mouth: "The opening remarks above have long been used up, okay? Especially in some schools' school sports meetings, those old-fashioned copywriting will be like this."

"...".

Chapter 1467

"Okay! I did copy it." Lu Ziqiao admitted without feeling ashamed at all: "No way, Meijia and I are not good at writing this stuff. When I was young, I was punished by the teacher for being too naughty. Inspection, but because the inspection was too bad, I was fined to write an inspection, but the inspection was still too bad, and I was still fined to write an inspection..."

"Wait, why do I have the feeling of using the idiom 'do whatever you want'?" Yifei complained silently.

"Then what should we do? This competition will last for at most three days, and when the awards start, you plan to go up and play freely?" Bai Zhi doesn't care whether he can write it or not, life is already squeezing his free time, and now if Lu Ziqiao If you make trouble for him, he can't control it anymore.

"I..." Lu Ziqiao was very helpless: "Isn't there still a few days left? I don't believe that I can't write it."

"Hey, Brother Haitang, your writing skills are better, otherwise, how about you help me write?" Meijia immediately got his idea when she saw Zhao Haitang. It's better to come.

Although Zhao Haitang's tricks of chasing girls are too stalking, it is undeniable that he has a good writing style.

However, Zhao 09 Haitang was very disdainful: "Cut~ I am a person who will win the Nobel Prize for Literature sooner or later, how can I write such things."

"The last time Lao Bu slapped the cockroaches for you, you said you would repay your kindness."

"You still remember such a small thing, Dali. I'm really touched."

"Always change the subject, I don't think you can write?"

"Just kidding." Zhao Haitang really fell for the provocative method: "Is there any article in this world that I can't write? There are four ways to write a speech..."

"Please, Brother Haitang." Seeing that Zhao Haitang was about to speak at length again, Lu Ziqiao and Meijia patted him on the shoulder very appropriately, interrupting his speech, and achieved their goal by the way.

"..."

Yifei burst out laughing loudly, and gave Lu Ziqiao and Meijia a thumbs up for seizing the opportunity.

Where is Zhao Haitang's whole body petrified, and he is complaining crazily in his heart, what did he promise?I just said a little bit, how did it become a promise?This is not scientific~

Just as he was struggling inwardly, there was a sudden 'Boom Boom Boom' sound from next door, several people suddenly fell silent, and went out curiously to have a look.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Ajie from the next door rushing out, roared angrily, and left, and then two more people rushed out, Bai Zhi and several people knew each other, one was Aunt Wang, and the other was Kung Fu Xiaohei.

The three of them seemed to dislike each other. In order to find out what was going on, they hurried to the next door, only to see Zhang Wei holding the sofa, covering his eyes with some headaches.

"Have you been beaten by tricks?" Zhao Haitang said gloatingly.

"Who dares to hit a lawyer?" Zhang Wei retorted dissatisfied.

Curry Sauce came out from inside and walked in front of everyone: "Lawyer Zhang, your back..."

"There are always times in life."

"No, I mean, your clothes..."

"Clothes?" Zhang Wei turned around suspiciously, only to see the 'wounds' on the clothes behind him: "What's going on?"

"That dog probably tore it up." Curry Sauce explained weakly. Just by looking at the clothes, he knew how dire the situation was at that time, and he had already done it. . .Oh, no, move the dog, this incident can rise to the level of nuclear bombs.

Yifei was very helpless. Zhang Wei did help the community resolve a lot of disputes, but most of the time he would add fuel to the flames. At this time, it was obviously the latter: "Zhang Wei, I asked you to mediate community disputes. How can I fight with you?" Is it like a gang fight?"

"The thing is like this." Zhang Wei said calmly: "Aunt Wang was walking the dog in the community, and the dog leash tripped over Ajie who was playing a skateboard, and Ajie broke his hand. I stepped on Ajie’s skateboard, smashed my phone, and crushed Aunt Wang’s dog. The puppy was frightened and suffered from depression.”

"Some of them want medical expenses, and some want to pay for their mobile phones. They can't talk about a piece of money. Lawyer Zhang is depressed."

Zhang Wei and Curry Sauce directly restored the situation and told everyone to hear it, which made several people feel pained.

"It's the first time I've heard such a reluctant excuse." Bai Zhi sighed, scratching her face with her fingers: "What do you mean my leg is the problem of skateboarding in the community, but my hands are innocent? This kind of reason also counts?"

"Of course I also know about this problem..." Zhang Wei became even more depressed: "But what he said is not rough, he is indeed wrong, but because of his mistakes, he cannot be ignored. People who are in jail are not deprived of political rights, and everyone still has to respect their property rights, which is naturally the same.”

"Then one will pay for the other~" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "What's the big deal? Aunt Wang tripped Ajie on a dog leash and asked Aunt Wang to pay him for medical expenses. Ajie broke Xiao Hei's phone and asked Ajie He will pay for Xiao Hei's mobile phone screen~ As for Xiao Hei crushing the dog, let him do justice to the dog, won't that be the end?"

"It would be fine if you said it." Zhang Wei didn't say anything, and Curry Sauce was helpless: "The medical expenses, the mobile phone screen, and the puppy are fair, and the 590 compensation is completely different. How can we mediate it? Ah~"

"What I mean is, everyone should treat it as a major issue and turn it into a minor issue. Besides, this is not a major issue in the first place. After the compensation, the neighbors will be completely deadlocked." Zhang Wei said his purpose.

"Okay~" Yifei knew that Zhang Wei was kind, and he was a humane lawyer: "Well, I am familiar with Aunt Wang, so I should persuade her, it should be fine."

"Leave it to me, Ajie, I know him well." Lu Ziqiao replied straight away.

"Then Xiao Hei, let me do some ideological work~" Bai Zhi sighed, reluctantly accepting such a matter.

Zhang Wei was very happy to hear that: "Thank you, thank you, a friend in need is a friend, and after this incident, I will repay you well."

"It's fine to repay it. It's not easy for me to go home and rest for a while. I wanted to be quiet, but you are a noisy group. I'm creating a quiet environment for myself." Bai Zhi waved her hand.

"That's right, it will save you from having to ping-pong every day, disturbing Meijia's rest." Lu Ziqiao also explained her reasons.

But Zhang Wei also knew that this was everyone's excuse. They still planned to help him in their hearts. Otherwise, there are many quiet places, and you can't hear anything even if you close the door, which is completely unnecessary. .

Chapter 1468

Bai Zhi took the elevator, went to Xiao Hei's room, knocked on the door, and the second baby Xiao Hei came to open the door. When this guy saw Bai Zhi, he started talking nonchalantly: "Huh? Bai Zhi? Why are you here?" Are you looking for me? Let me tell you, I'm not free, and I don't have time to participate in any fitness competitions..."

"Okay, I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for Kung Fu Xiaohei."

"Ah?" Erwa was stunned for a few seconds: "Why are you looking for him? He is in a bad mood, so you can ignore him, he is depressed now!"

"Did the phone break?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes helplessly.

"How did you know?"

"That's why I came here." Bai Zhi sighed, looking at it, it was obvious that this task was not so easy to complete~ At least his anger didn't seem to subside, and he probably couldn't listen to persuasion.

But Bai Zhi can't help it. He is preparing for the competition recently, so he has time to persuade people. If he can't do it this time, he won't have time for the next few days.

Erwa silently let Bai Zhi in. Their room was still as dark as ever, only the table was still emitting a dim yellow light. A layer of black ash, obviously something just exploded.

"You failed to do something again?"

"..." This is called which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted. Hearing this, Xiao Hei has the urge to hit someone: "Okay, hurry up and talk about something~ I still have things to do! I still have something to do!" I have to clean my glasses, and the experiment is next!"

Bai Zhi shrugged: "Then why don't you install a wiper on the glasses, according to the frequency of your failures, you can save a lot of time cleaning your glasses!"

Little Hei stared, and rubbed his chin: "That makes sense~ Then fill it with clean water, even if it gets dirty accidentally, you don't have to take it off and wash it again."

"..." Seeing that Xiao Hei was about to fall into research again, Bai Zhidan said in pain, "Hey, then you should call Kung Fu Xiao Hei~ I'll talk to him¨‖~"

"No, I'll help you persuade him." Xiao Hei waved his hand and took over the task.

"Uh, okay~" Bai Zhi curled her lips speechlessly, she really is a research fanatic, when she has some ideas, she completely ignores the existence of the people around her.

Bai Zhi had no choice but to leave his room and go outside. In this way, the task should be considered completed, right?Well, it can be regarded as completed, and it saves a lot of time.

Just as she was going back to rest, suddenly a phone rang again, Bai Zhi took out her phone to look, and immediately covered her head: "Hey, didn't I explain everything? You won't have any messy things, right? "

"What? Someone withdrew the capital? What's the situation, didn't you agree?"

"Okay~ I see, I'll think of a way."

Bai Zhi rubbed her eyebrows, there was no time to go back, when she arrived at the competition venue, she was in a hurry to set up the stage, while on the other side, another deputy director was frowning.

"What's the situation?" Bai Zhi went straight to the point and said, "How can you say that the door is closed?"

"Because there seems to be something wrong with his things, the funds have been frozen and the store has been closed. The boss has to cooperate with the investigation, let alone invest in us. Even if the matter is resolved by then, it will be the end of the game. The biggest sponsor, we have less than half of the sponsorship now."

"..."

Bai Zhi sighed: "Then contact other beverage merchants~ Don't you still have several spares? There are few dessert shops, but are there still few beverage shops?"

"No way~ Those companies that said they wanted to sponsor were all affected, because of this matter, no one will sponsor us. We will start the game tomorrow, and the water and drinks for drinking on the field are not ready yet. This affects very big."

"What the hell is this? How can it be affected?" Bai Zhi was speechless, you said it's fine if there is a problem in one family, but there are problems everywhere.

"I don't know either. It is said that someone reported it. Who knows if it was a malicious report. Anyway, I have drunk many times, and I haven't seen any problems~"

Because of the problems of the three communities nearby, this business district is quite prosperous, not to mention some relatively large shops, and the people who buy them don't know how many things there are, but until now, there has never been I heard that some people have problems with drinking~

Bai Zhi himself has been involved in the game before, he has seen the nasty behavior of these businessmen long ago, they all catch you at a point and bite you, don't look at the smile in front of you, the knife stabbed in the back may not even kill the blood wipe clean.

No matter who stabbed the knife, this is not what he has to deal with. What he has to deal with is something else.

"Speak up~ Why don't you ask the director? We only have one afternoon, and it's too late to get another sponsorship. Even if we get it, there's no time for drinks to be delivered."

"' ‖Then I won't pull it." Bai Zhi became ruthless, and simply stopped looking for those talents.

"No more? What about the game?"

Bai Zhi glanced at him: "I said stop, I mean, don't go looking for other people, I'll take care of you."

"You?" The deputy director looked at him in disbelief: "Are you sure? I remember that you have already sponsored, and it's cosmetics. Does it have anything to do with drinks?"