Bitch living in an apartment

Lu Ziqiao shook his head, Zhang Wei was a little puzzled: "Why do you ask such a weird thing?"

"Uh..." Lu Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other, "We've recently become obsessed with guessing riddles, saying it's good for prenatal education."

"Prenatal education?" Yu Mo was a little concerned: "Honey, are we going to start prenatal education too?"

"In fact, there is no science that clearly shows that prenatal education is useful." Dali silently popularized science.

But Bai Zhi ignored her. If the world uses scientific evidence to act, what is the difference with a robot?The difference between humans and robots is that humans can escape the so-called science and think independently.

Therefore, Bai Zhi just said silently: "Well, if you think it's okay, then let's start tomorrow~"

"Okay okay~"

Dali said that it doesn't matter, anyway, she is used to it.

While a few people were eating, Yifei came late, hung up a phone call, and immediately picked up the wine glass and drank it down. The few people who watched were puzzled.

Meijia asked curiously: "Sister Yifei, what's your situation? Who messed with you again?"

"Those young couples in the apartment." Yifei curled her lips depressedly.

"what?"

"Oh, the director of the neighborhood committee stepped on a banana peel and slipped when I was jogging this morning. I was promoted from the deputy director to the director. I have been an old uncle this afternoon. Listening to those young couples complaining, my brain is going crazy. When it exploded, I just wanted to renovate the house, who did I provoke?"

"The director of the subordinate household committee still cares about this matter?" Meijia was shocked.

"What can I do? Today's young people break up as soon as they quarrel, and quit the rent as soon as they break up. It's too impulsive." Yifei felt very tired, and she took on the love that she shouldn't bear at this age. . .

"' ‖Hey, mediating emotions is like dismantling a bomb. If you are not careful, there may be a big explosion. It is very troublesome."

"Zi Qiao? You understand it pretty well~" Yi Fei looked at her jokingly: "Otherwise, this task will be entrusted to you? Anyway, you have experience."

"Who says I have experience?" Lu Ziqiao objected, did she look so much like an old uncle?

"You have no experience, so how do you know so much?"

"Just because I haven't dismantled a bomb doesn't mean I haven't lighted a bomb. The bombs I've lit can circle the earth twice and a half times."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao knew the horror of this, so he would never take on such a job: "So, this kind of job must be handed over to a person with a good temper who can handle it, and who is full and has nothing to do."

"..."

Everyone was a little silent, and turned around Zhang Wei and Bai Zhi for a while, Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "I won't do it, in case those girls see that I am too handsome, and think of their boyfriend (Li Dezhao) It’s so ugly, what should I do if it looks like me? This is no longer a bomb, it’s a nuclear bomb.”

"..." Facing Bai Zhi's shamelessness, several people put up a middle finger, but they still turned to Zhang Wei, thoughtful.

Zhang Wei shuddered: "Why are you looking at me? I'm very busy."

"How busy can you be?" Yifei exposed him directly and bluntly.

"That's right, Lawyer Zhang, you told me this afternoon that the law firm has no business, and asked me to go to the community to distribute leaflets more."

"You asked me to order an event for you, just to save a five yuan red envelope."

"And also asked me if there was any drama to watch to pass the time."

"That's right, you watched an idol drama with me this afternoon."

"..." Zhang Wei couldn't tell, what's wrong with these people, they still exposed him like this, can we have a good time? .

Chapter 1388

Zhang Wei is still stubborn, saying that he will not do this kind of thing: "I am a serious lawyer, and mediating conflicts between men and women is not my strong point. You should find someone else!"

"Oh~ Originally! The landlord said that every time you successfully mediate a couple, you can get a bonus. If you perform well, I will let you become the legal counsel for the apartment. But now, I can only ask Someone else came, hey, what a pity~"

"..." The fork in Zhang Wei's hand fell on the plate, and he said courteously: "Oh~ leave this kind of thing to me~ Yifei, you can rest assured and go to other things."

"In the final analysis, the money is not in place~" Bai Zhi complained: "He is really a realistic person."

"..."

Zhang Wei is not ashamed at all, just kidding, he is going to starve to death, who cares about this?If this law firm doesn't open again, he may have to live on his laurels. He didn't go to work for several months before, and his old base is almost exhausted. If he doesn't work harder now, he will be finished.

Yifei obviously knew that Zhang Wei would be fooled when he offered this temptation, so he was not surprised at all. 520 just said to Dali indifferently: "Dali, when Zhang Wei is adjusting, you can help me record it." , to collect some case materials, which I will use when writing my thesis.”

"You haven't finished your thesis yet?" Yu Mo looked at Yifei in surprise.

With Yifei's swift and resolute character, she would actually delay a paper for a week or two. This is a very cheating question~

Yifei rubbed her forehead helplessly: "I can't help it~ I have to be busy with renovations, chores in the community, and I have to go to class. I have suffered from trigeminal neuralgia for more than a week. If it weren't for the great help, I guess Can't collect any material."

"Writing a dissertation is really troublesome. Fortunately, I didn't go to graduate school." Yu Mo complained.

"It's as if you can pass the exam if you go to graduate school." Bai Zhi wanted to complain even more, but seeing Yu Mo's murderous eyes, Bai Zhi smiled dryly, and then changed the subject: "By the way, Zi Qiao, today I I heard from the cosmetics store manager that you didn't go to work, what's going on?"

"I..." Lu Ziqiao glanced at Meijia, a little discouraged: "There is no particular reason, but the job of selling cosmetics may not be suitable for me. Yesterday he found another person, and that guy's face is bigger than mine. Circle, the effect is more obvious, in this way, I don't have much commission at all, I really didn't expect that I would lose in the face one day, it is really unreasonable, this is my advantage~"

"..."

Bai Zhi and Yu Mo are very helpless, selling this kind of work, it is true that selling this kind of work can make a lot of money, and they can't help him if they can push him away. In fact, they can't help this kind of money purely by ability.

The meal ended amid complaints and all kinds of invisible gunpowder. Everyone could see that this meal was actually Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei as the protagonists. They just came to join in the fun.

Zhang Wei was also very upbeat and did not urinate directly as usual, but broke up with Zhao Haitang.

"Newcomers are staying here. Thank you for your kindness. I'll treat you to dinner today." Zhao Haitang took the bill.

But Zhang Wei held it back: "Newcomers are here, of course we old people have expressed their gratitude, and I invite you."

"Zhang Wei, what are you doing?"

"No reason?" Zhang Wei smiled on his face, but in his heart, mmp tried his best to grab the bill back.

This aroused Meijia's ridicule, Zhang Wei calmly grabbed the bill: "Don't be surprised, I have a successful career, so this meal must be invited by me. It is a welcome for newcomers."

Zhang Wei specially emphasized the words "newcomers check in", and it was obvious that he didn't want to lose to Zhao Haitang here, which is to put it simply, to save face. . .

Bai Zhi exhaled, leaned into Yu Mo's ear and complained, "I bet Zhang Wei will show his original form within ten seconds."

"Not only is he successful in his career, but he also has such a beautiful girlfriend, so..." Zhang Wei looked at the bill: "I'll go, why is this red wine so expensive?"

"Ordinary red wine, how can I give it to everyone?" Zhao Haitang flashed a hint of complacency.

Bai Zhi could clearly see that Zhang Wei's face was twitching, hey, poverty really limited his imagination~ Bai Zhi sighed: "Stop arguing, this meal will be treated as my invitation, newcomers are welcome to stay, Also, by the way, I would like to thank everyone for taking care of Yumo during her pregnancy..."

"No." Zhang Wei immediately refused: "It's agreed that I'll treat her. Besides, Yu Mo is also our friend, and we should take care of her."

"..."

Bai Zhi looked at Zhang Wei helplessly, but didn't realize that she just wanted to make the smell of gunpowder less intense?From now on, everyone will not see each other when they look up, and it is not very good to be too rigid.

But Zhang Wei didn't give him the chance at all~ He pulled Zhao Haitang aside, not knowing why.

Yifei shook her head: "It seems that Zhang Wei is still the same Zhang Wei~"

"How about we take a gamble? What reason will Zhang Wei use to run away later?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly became interested: "I bet 100 yuan, Zhang Wei's reason must be that he lost his stomach."

"I also have 100 yuan. Zhang Wei must say that there is a case to be dealt with." Meijia then said excitedly.

Bai Zhi propped her chin with her hands: "You two have a good plan~ I have finished the two most likely reasons at once, no matter who wins, you don't have to give money to each other, we will give money to you. "

Yifei obviously also saw this purpose, but she didn't want to admit defeat: "Then I will come too, and bet that Zhang Wei's reason for leaving is that the gas leaked at home."

"..."

"This one is even more ruthless. It uses the reason that everyone in the apartment likes to use." Bai Zhi covered her forehead and patted the table: "Okay, then I will play a big game with you. I bet on the leopard that Zhang Wei not only won't Will run away and pay the bill."

"Hiss~" Leopards are all kills~ that is to say, the rhythm of Bai Zhi's plan to "take the manor", that is to say, as long as one of them guesses correctly, Bai Zhi will have to pay 100 yuan each, but as long as Bai Zhi guesses correctly, All the bets they made belonged to him, so ruthless.

Yifei said speechlessly: "You have so much confidence in Zhang Wei."

Bai Zhi smiled and said, "Hey, have you underestimated the magic of love? It's very exciting to express yourself in front of the girlfriend you just met, especially in front of your rival."

"you sure?"

Several people clearly didn't believe it: "That's it, if Zhang Wei is willing to pay, then I will also accept the 100 yuan, and I will give it to you.".

Chapter 1389

However, 1 minute later, everyone's faces were swollen except for Bai Zhi. Zhang Wei came back, and he didn't urinate or run away. ~ If I say yes, I invite you."

Seeing everyone's surprised expressions, Zhang Wei's vanity was greatly satisfied. Yifei asked Zhao Haitang in a daze: "Haitang, did you reach an agreement with Zhang Wei that you pay for him? In his name."

Zhang Wei looked at Yifei dissatisfied, did he look like that kind of person?And Zhao Haitang didn't mean to hide it: "No~ But Lawyer Zhang did overdraw three months' rent from me. He said he would give me a [-]% discount, so I gave it to him."

"Then...that's what I paid for, so what if it's overdrawn?" Zhang Wei said confidently.

Several people shook their heads in disbelief, but Bai Zhi said calmly: "That's right, even if it's an overdraft, it's still Zhang Wei's guest who paid for it. If you lose, hurry up and give me the money."

"What money?" Zhang Wei was a little puzzled.

"The few of them made a bet on how you would escape. Uncle Bai pressured you not only to not escape, but to pay the bill. In the end... you were killed." Dali explained to Zhang Wei, and treated Zhang Wei differently.

"What? You guys bet me?" Zhang Wei was furious at the time, and just wanted to severely reprimand them.

Bai Zhi interrupted him directly: "Don't worry, I'll save a hundred for you."

"Only one hundred?" Zhang Wei became even more angry.

"You don't like it? Then give it back to me, just to buy some snacks to eat." Bai Zhi said to take it back, but Zhang Wei directly put it into his arms: "One hundred is one hundred~ It's better than nothing .”

The waiter swiped the card and returned it to Zhang Wei, and then said: "Everyone, we provide desserts for free, would you like some?"

"Give me ten."

"..."

The scene fell into embarrassment for a while, and everyone wanted to cover their faces as if they didn't know this guy, but they had no choice but to sit at the same table, and they couldn't escape even if they wanted to. They could only watch Zhang Wei turn his depression into appetite, and put ten desserts In front of you, and then eat slowly. . .

Everyone sighed. If they had doubts before that Zhao Haitang and Zhang Wei had reached some kind of shady agreement, now they really believed that Zhang Wei paid the money, and it made him feel so distressed. Woolen cloth?

Yifei didn't care about Zhang Wei eating her share, but continued: "By the way, I have to clean up the mess left by the former director in the next few days, so I will trouble everyone with the decoration."

"..."

After hearing this sentence, everyone lowered their heads as if they hadn't seen it, and Yifei became angry immediately: "Hey, I don't want you to knock on the wall to do heavy work, but just let you design the corridor, is it necessary? ?”

"Don't worry, I will leave the design of the corridor to me, and I will design it for you." Suddenly, Bai Zhi patted her chest and promised.

Yifei rubbed the center of her brows: "Well, I don't want to get your old man to do it. It's better to leave this kind of thing to everyone."

Yifei really can't help it, Bai Zhi is still entangled with the bookshelves in the corridor, she wants to die, this is not his house, why do you care about this matter so much?

Dali is still more straightforward, and directly stated the reason: "Mr. Hu, it's not that we don't help, but last time you asked each of us to give you a plan, and we all did it. We have really tried our best. Your room type is really good. It’s so strange that even a professional designer might not be able to design it.”

"Don't talk about this, okay? I saw your plan, and everyone is happy~ What kind of plan is this? Install a conveyor belt? Transform it into a golf course, transform it into a go-kart track, and transform it into a glider runway."

"And the library."

"..." Yi Fei really didn't want to get entangled with Bai Zhi: "Hey, it's all my fault. I gave you too much room to play. The great rivers and mountains, our wonderful friendship and my great image are the main points.”

"Don't worry, leave it to me, I will definitely..."

"If you dare to talk about the library again, I will beat you to death." Yi Fei interrupted Bai Zhi directly, staring at him viciously, this guy has never seen him so eager to learn~ Why is he always so curious about the library at this time? Woolen cloth?

"I will definitely draw a library for you."

"Hiss~~" Yifei took a deep breath, as if she didn't hear Bai Zhi's muttering, talking to this guy would really piss her off. . . .

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Compared to Bai Zhi, the rest of the people were obviously not very interested. Lu Ziqiao said in pain, "Cultural corridor? I don't have any culture? I won't participate, right?"

"That's right~ I can't even draw stick figures well~"

Yifei repeats the old trick, promising benefits: "For those who actively cooperate, I will give him the privilege of hosting a party at my house."

"Party?" Mika immediately became excited.

Zhang Wei directly poured cold water on her: "Forget it~ How can they have a party in their house type? It's hard to form a circle, so why don't you line up and report the number?"

Yifei was exposed like this, and she was in a bad mood. When did Zhang Wei become so smart?She actually saw through this matter at a glance, and Yifei's face was almost blackened.

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"That's what you said, and if I use your house as a place for me to experiment with new ingredients, you can't go back on my word."