Bitch living in an apartment

"Because people who don't have pain have bigger buttocks."

"..." Bai Zhi coughed in embarrassment: "That's right, but the most important thing is the flexibility of the body. You can stretch it to the size of a baby, and basically you won't feel much pain. .”

"Then how long can I practice?"

"Hmm~~" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "According to the current progress, as long as you stick to it, it will be fine in a few months."

"It will take so long~"

"It's not too long." Bai Zhi shrugged: "Actually, you've only worked hard for the first few months. Once you get used to this intensity, you can go shopping every day and put on makeup. It's as simple as it is, and it's not difficult at all."

"Oh, that's why you can accurately twist people into a ball."

"Yes."

"Then let's continue practicing~"

"Well, good." Bai Zhi wiped off her cold sweat, it's a technical job to coax her every day~ Habitual acting like a baby is not a good habit either.

When Bai Zhi and Yu Mo finished practicing yoga and were about to take a break, there was a commotion from next door.earth.

Chapter 1380

"Why is it so noisy?" Yu Mo wiped the sweat from his face, and asked with some doubts, he could hear the creaking sound from the next door, obviously he was moving things: "Oh, it's the pear blossom girl that Zhang Wei said ? This is the new neighbor?"

Obviously, the movement here also alarmed Yifei, Dali, and Meijia, and they also followed in immediately. Zhang Wei heard Yumo's complaints, and then explained: "This is the assistant of Miss Lihua, It's called Wei Xiaoxia."

"Wei Xiaoxia?" Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows, "Why does such a name sound so familiar?"

"You know him?" Several people looked at him curiously.

Bai Zhi frowned and thought for a few moments, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed across her head: "Oh, I remembered, didn't Zi Qiao date a girl before, called Xiao Yu Xi Xi? I remember that he was also because of the death diary incident, please Xiao Yu Xi Xi." Hei has thoroughly investigated this girl, her name is Wei Benxia, ​​and I remember that Xiao Yu Xixi is an internet author."

"Really?" Meijia suddenly had an impression, because she also heard about Lu Ziqiao's affair, but she was not directly involved in this matter, so she didn't know much about it.

"Speaking of light rain, this woman's face looks more and more like her, can't it be a coincidence?" Bai Zhi muttered, why did the people he saw in the love apartment, even if it was someone he didn't know, look like her? Are they all so familiar?

Wei Benxia, ​​oh, it's Wei Xiaoxia who obviously didn't hear Bai Zhi's muttering, but after someone moved the things in, she took out a thick stack of folders: "By the way, this is the contract revised by our president, you After signing, you can collect the rent.”

"Ah? The contract I gave is obviously only a few pages, why are there so many more?"

"Oh, our president added some supplementary clauses."

"That's it~" Zhang Wei smiled mischievously, and glanced at Dali from time to time. Seeing that she didn't seem to be angry, he suddenly became a little suspicious. Could it be that he made a mistake.

Zhang Wei didn't even read it, he wanted to sign it directly, and vigorously stopped him: "Zhang Wei, don't you even read it?"

"I don't think so." Zhang Wei said very proudly: "I believe Miss Ewha is not that kind of bad person."

"..."

Dali really doesn't know what to say, Zhang Wei will become like this, and there is also a reason why he has a very good face, right?Bad luck is only one aspect. . .

Zhang Wei signed his name very proudly, without thinking about it at all.

Wei Xiaoxia looked calm, and said to the inside: "President, the contract has been signed, you can come out."

This is a porter coming out of it, Bai Zhi remembered, it was the one who came in and put on the hat before.I saw him paw up and down twice, revealing the shirt inside, and said in surprise, "Zhao Haitang? Why are you here again?"

"I rented a house~ We'll be neighbors from now on." Zhao Haitang said proudly, obviously making Zhang Wei dumb, and he spoke with confidence.

"It's me who Dali likes."

"..." Zhao Haitang's face twitched again when he heard this, and he glared at Bai Zhi, who nodded like a normal person: "Well, he didn't fight back when I said that, it seems that he didn't find a solution method, it is estimated that this time is planning to use a roundabout tactic."

"Whatever tactics you use are useless." Zhang Wei was very dissatisfied, but unexpectedly capsized in the gutter.

Wei Xiaoxia stepped forward at the right time: "Let me introduce to you that this is from Zhao's Heavy Industry..."

"Hey." Zhao Haitang directly interrupted her, and said with a proud face: "Okay, okay, you can go and do your work~" Zhao Haitang accepted the contract and raised his eyebrows at Zhang Wei, which was provocative. full.

Meijia hurried to 3601, found popcorn and melon seeds, and knocked them nearby. Meijia said happily: "I didn't expect the story of the three of them to have a follow-up. It's so exciting."

Even Bai Zhi looked like she was watching a show. Seeing Zhang Wei asking for help, Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Don't look at me, the reason why I helped you last time was because I couldn't understand him acting so arrogantly when he made a mistake." Jiao looks, he didn't offend me this time, it's up to you to solve it yourself."

Zhang Wei was angry, these bad friends only knew how to watch a movie, he coughed: "Cough~ Dali chose me."

Zhao Haitang smiled stiffly, and said with black lines all over his head, "Don't worry, everyone, I'm not here to provoke you. I'm just an ordinary tenant. Let me introduce you formally. My name is Zhao Haitang. I'm a senior this year. I'm a Chinese major. I'm from the same school as Dali. Part-time poet, novelist, singer, dancer. We will be roommates from now on, please take care of us 0......"

"Huh~ She said just now that you belong to the Zhao Group...the president?" Meijia asked curiously.

"My family background is not important, forget about it, I am the president of the school's flash mob club, a cloud of freedom, that's all."

"Oh~~" Bai Zhi nodded thoughtfully: "The son of the heavy industry group who uses an excavator to shovel clouds~"

"..."

Zhao Haitang suddenly petrified, this guy is fighting against him, right?He complained helplessly: "Brother, is your Chinese taught by your physical education teacher? Does the cloud I'm talking about have anything to do with excavators?"

"Hey? How do you know? My Chinese teacher in junior high school is a physical education teacher."

"..."

Zhao Haitang didn't plan to talk to him anymore, he felt that talking to this guy would cause brain congestion, so it seemed that Zhang Wei was a little cuter, at least this guy was better at deceiving than this guy.

For a moment, Zhao Haitang looked at Zhang Wei's face, which was not as bad as before.

However, when his sense of Zhang Wei improved a little bit, Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly: "Isn't the one I chatted with a woman named Ewha? Why is it you?"

This sentence made Zhao Haitang's affection for him instantly drop to the bottom: "I am Lihua~" Zhao Haitang took out his ID card: "Did you see? My real name is Zhao Lihua. The fortune teller said that I am too yang Heavy, the five elements are short of wood, so I was named Pear Blossom 2.9. When I grew up, my dad thought my name was too girly, so I changed my name to Zhao Haitang, but the ID card didn’t change. Lawyer Zhang, You don't share the rent with me because of girls, do you?"

"I..." Zhang Wei was at a loss. He really wanted to say that he agreed to live in him for money, but when he thought about it, it would give him some excuses~

"Hey~" Bai Zhi sighed, leaned into Yu Mo's ear and said, "This kind of thing~ Zhang Wei is busy~"

"Honey, don't you also dislike Zhao Haitang moving here? Why don't you stop it?" Yu Mo felt that Bai Zhi must have a way to stop it, but she couldn't figure out why Bai Zhi didn't stop it.

"I didn't say I didn't like it~" Bai Zhi spread out her hands: "Last time I was just upset with his nonsense, but in fact, I have no objection whether he moves here or not."

Chapter 1381

This time, Zhao Haitang obviously came prepared, and Zhang Wei was caught off guard. For a person like him with extremely poor adaptability, it was simply a catastrophe~

Bai Zhi bet with her toes that in this contract, there must be more clauses to deceive Zhang Wei, and each clause is favorable to Zhao Haitang. Even Bai Zhi felt that this clause was probably specially made by a lawyer, that is, it was specially made by a lawyer. The hole dug for Zhang Wei, their family is rich, so it is quite simple to hire a lawyer.

Zhang Wei's eyes suddenly lit up: "I have an idea, Bai Zhi."

"Don't look at me, I've said it all, and I can't help you."

"No, you can." Zhang Wei said confidently, "How about you move here?"

"..."

Bai Zhi instantly understood that this was transferring hatred~ No, to be precise, it was looking for allies. As long as Bai Zhi moved here, there would be one more person to deal with Zhao Haitang, and with Bai Zhi's violent personality, he would definitely not fight with him. Talk about things that are not contracts.

However, Zhang Wei's wish is about to come to nothing: "Zhang Wei, save yourself~ I won't do anything because of this matter, you should find another way~"

"I..." Zhang Wei was speechless, and if he wanted to watch a show, he just said it directly, why are you being so euphemistic?

Zhao Haitang was even more proud. He looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Lawyer Zhang, if you have no other questions, then we got to know each other today, so let's come here first~"

"If there is a problem, how can there be no problem?" Zhang Wei said calmly: "I didn't say to let you live in, and I will definitely not let you live in."

"Really? You want to breach the contract?" Zhao Haitang looked as if he had everything under control: "Let me see the contract~ Wow~ The penalty for breach of contract is three times~~"

"..." Zhang Wei was completely startled, he didn't need to read this one at all, and he knew it, because he added this one himself for the sake of the so-called pear blossom not going back on his word, but now it has become his own death talisman : "That doesn't work, I don't believe it anymore, I can't cure you."

"Hey, wait..." Zhao Haitang stopped him: "You want to use the loopholes in the contract to pressure me? But I can't listen to your one-sided words. I need a referee."

"referee?"

"That's right..." Zhao Haitang looked convinced by Zhang Wei, and moved out the chair that had just been moved in.

Yifei shook her head helplessly: "Heh~ You already thought there would be such a scene, didn't you?"

Zhao Haitang smiled and said nothing, but Bai Zhi looked at him strangely, and then said jokingly: "Young man, do you trust us that much? You know we are Zhang Wei's friends, do you think we will favor you?" ?”

Zhao Haitang was even happier: "Don't worry, I trust you, and I also trust Teacher Hu, because she must be a fair referee."

"That's right, I'm indeed a fair referee." Yifei nodded, she was a friend on the one hand and a student on the other. From a human point of view, she should indeed lean towards Zhang Wei, but from a moral point of view, she should lean toward Zhao Haitang , Therefore, it is difficult for both parties to explain, so they can only do business.

"Wahhahaha~" Bai Zhi laughed loudly, then stopped abruptly: "I'm sorry, I'm not a fair person."

Zhao Haitang's smiling face froze, and he was caught off guard. The main thing is that he never thought that Bai Zhi would be so shameless, and she would confidently say that she would favor another person: "Hehe, it's okay, Mr. Hu... "

Zhao Haitang's face was strange, and everyone understood it as soon as they heard it. He felt that Yifei would help him out, because Yifei was a teacher, and she had the right to maintain fair and fair issues. . .Yifei's reputation in school is also very good, after all, Saint Seiya~ smashed [-] or [-] tables.

He subconsciously thought that Yifei could calm down others.

Then he found that Yumo and Mijia were looking at him strangely, he scratched his head and asked, "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said?"

Yifei sighed: "Hey, although what you said is nice, but... I forgot to tell you, this guy is not afraid of threats from me, um, although he said he would not do anything casually, but being forced to defend himself is still okay. questionable."

"..." Zhao Haitang's heart was about to break, let me go, this guy is really old Jiang~ I'm not afraid of the fierceness of a saint, but I'm afraid that a guy like a saint is shameless.

Now that Zhao Haitang has personally explained the meaning of this sentence, it is so sad, how can there be such a person in the world~

But now that the arrow is on the string, he has no choice but to send it. He sat down on the opposite sofa with a drumbeat in his heart, and glanced at Bai Zhi, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, sitting on the referee's seat and knocking seeds.

He is now counting on Yifei to favor him a little bit, otherwise the power of the two sides is completely unbalanced~

Zhang Wei glanced at Bai Zhi gratefully, he suddenly felt that at the critical moment, Bai Zhi was a better brother, and he actually risked being cast aside to help him.

For a moment, Zhang Wei was full of pride, as if he had a halo around him, and stared at Zhao Haitang very imposingly: "Okay, from now on, Zhao Haitang, our contract stipulates that new residents have a trial period of seven days. During the trial period, as an old user, I have the right to unilaterally terminate the contract, and now I want to exercise this right."

"Have you read the supplementary terms of this article??"

"Ah?" Zhang Wei was taken aback, feeling a bad premonition, and leaned over to take a look: "Ah? A written document is required to terminate the contract. The form of the written document requires four languages, namely ancient Egyptian, ancient Indian, Sumerian and oracle bone inscriptions? Such small characters, are you kidding me?"

Yi Fei couldn't help but burst out laughing, Bai Zhi held back her smile, and leaned into Yu Mo's ear: "Yu Mo, don't learn to play word games like Zhao Haitang from now on~ or you will kill yourself."

"What's wrong? Is there any problem?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

Even Yifei couldn't help leaning over to find out what solution Bai Zhi had, and Bai Zhi said in a low voice: "Well, does it say how many words are required for a written document?"

"..."

Yifei twitched the corner of her mouth and provided a written document. It seemed that she did not write many words. Does that mean that even if I write a word, it is also within the scope of the written document?If it is a written document with hundreds of words or tens of thousands of words, it is really difficult to write it in these words, but if each word is one word, it will add up to four words. . .That should not be too simple.

"Awesome, you are the real master." Yi Fei sincerely admires Bai Zhi, and can find such loopholes.

Although it was a bit cheating, but it was Zhao Haitang who cheated first, so it was even. . . .

Chapter 1382

"It's not that I cheated you. You didn't read the contract clearly. My assistant made it very clear. I added a few supplementary clauses to it. You signed your name without reading it. Who is to blame?" Zhao Haitang acted as if I was determined to eat you. Of course, if he heard what Bai Zhi said, maybe he would die on the spot. . .

Bai Zhi's idea is really too lethal. It can be said that it took advantage of the loopholes in the contract, but in general, Zhao Haitang didn't take advantage of the loopholes?

Zhang Wei trembled in anger, Zhao Haitang seemed to think that the matter was not big enough, and continued: "Lawyer Zhang, don't say I cheat you again, let me tell you, in addition to the fifth article, there is also the seventh article and the eighth No. 11, and No.15, No.20 one, No.20 seven, No.30 three, they all have supplementary clauses.”

"Why are there so many?" Zhang Wei was about to get dizzy: "What kind of bullshit conditions are these? I can't be bothered by your singing, and I can't be too messy in your bedroom? What's all this? Is your bedroom messy? Shut me up." What's the matter~"

"I just don't like having people judge my life."

"I don't care if your bedroom is messy or not~ You just need to clean the suite well." Zhang Wei seems wrong after thinking about it: "Bah~ I didn't say I let you live in, and you don't need to clean it."

"Lawyer Zhang? Do you have any other ideas? If not, you will have to pay three times the liquidated damages if you forcefully terminate the contract."

"Don't be complacent." Zhang Wei became ruthless: "Let me ask you, if 3602 catches fire, which three things in the suite should be rescued first? Mobile phones, instant noodles, computers, lease contracts, and law firm signs?"

"I won't save anything. If it's on fire, I'll save Dali first."

"Haha~ you're done, you've breached the contract." Zhang Wei smiled triumphantly: "Look~ it's clearly written in the contract that everyone is responsible for protecting the property of the apartment. Rescue the contents of this suite."

"Then Dali won't save you?"

"Of course." Zhang Wei seems to have thought of a countermeasure long ago: "I pack these things every night. If there is any danger, I will take them with me as soon as possible to save Dali¨‖."

"Oh~ In other words, there is no priority rescue at all, but rescue together, Zhang Wei, you can~ This is a proposition~" Hearing this answer, Yifei couldn't help but look at Zhang Wei with admiration~ this The answer is really powerful.

Zhao Haitang was a little surprised, he didn't expect Zhang Wei to be able to fight back like this, he didn't expect it, but he wasn't afraid at all, and at the same time, he couldn't help but sweat, luckily he got tricked by this guy: "Okay~ I can't say no to you, but I have a lawyer, and he promised me that he would provide me with free legal services."

"That lawyer is so two hundred and five, he doesn't even have money..." Zhang Wei was still complacent, but suddenly remembered that this two hundred and five lawyer seemed to be himself. . .

He is not well at all, Zhao Haitang saw his daze, and couldn't help but make up for it: "Yes, this person is you, according to the contract, as long as I live in the apartment for a day, you will provide me with free money. Your legal services include being a defense lawyer, and the contract is still valid now, you don’t want to go back on your word, do you?”