Bitch living in an apartment

"..."

Zhang Wei's voice was hoarse, but the girl still acted like she couldn't listen. He was about to collapse: "I'll find it for you, okay? You can live in my apartment there."

"Is it expensive?"

"Not expensive."

"I'm not used to living in a cheap house."

"...Then I can raise your rent, so that you can live in an expensive house." Zhang Wei looked very smart.

"..."

There is nothing wrong with it, Bai Zhi blinked, there was nothing wrong with saying this, before he finished thinking, the short-haired girl next to him said in a low voice: "Hey, I don't think this girl seems to want to commit suicide."

"Really? I have the same feeling." Bai Zhi nodded seriously: "Who would commit suicide to bargain like this? Do you think this is a vegetable market?"

"You see it too?"

"I can see it, but it's true that the girl is heartbroken." Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Whatever, she won't commit suicide anyway, so let Zhang Wei enlighten her, practice his eloquence, save money He will argue with people in court in the future, and he will say some nonsense."

"He's a lawyer? How about his professional ability?" The short-haired girl felt that the diving girl didn't want to commit suicide, so she relaxed, and suddenly asked Bai Zhi about Zhang Wei.

Bai Zhi didn't delve into it, thinking she was just curious: "Professional ability? I don't know how to say it. I can only say that he started from a low level and made slow progress, but his progress has never stopped. So far, he has lost more than he won. Right! But the mentality is very good, repeated defeats and repeated defeats, repeated defeats."

"Oh~ that means the professional ability is actually very weak."

"..." Baizhi's egg hurts, so there's no need to say it so bluntly, right?Alright~ Although Zhang Wei is indeed quite weak, Bai Zhi still said a word for him: "No, strength is relative. According to the average level, he can barely reach the passing line at most."

"` ‖Understood, what about the character?"

"Why are you asking this?" Hearing this question, Bai Zhi felt that something was wrong. This was clearly a question that someone would ask someone to introduce her boyfriend~~

"I'm just curious to find out, and write an essay by the way."

"Is there anyone else who writes this kind of paper?" Bai Zhi stared at her suspiciously, but said it out anyway, anyway, it's not a big deal: "In terms of personality: good-faced, stingy, timid, but persistent, hardworking, oh , the most important thing is that he is unlucky, quite unlucky."

"I see."

Bai Zhi was speechless as she watched the girl write it down in her notebook, as if she was really looking for material for a thesis, and she didn't seem to persuade the suicidal person to turn around at all.

In fact, after knowing that the diving girl didn't commit suicide, they relaxed and treated it as comforting a lost girl. As for helping Lu Ziqiao get her ID card, Bai Zhi also forgot about it. . .

But Zhang Wei is not that smart, (Qian Zhao) he was still trying his best to persuade the girl, when Bai Zhi was chatting with the short-haired girl, he didn't know what to say, then he squatted on the ground and took out a pair of disposable chopsticks , and then took out his keychain, wallet, mobile phone and other things, and put them on the ground.

"You still carry disposable chopsticks with you?" the short-haired girl asked in surprise.

"Ahem, just get used to it." Bai Zhi complained silently, what are you doing with disposable chopsticks?Bai Zhi still remembered that Zhang Wei used to carry hair dryers with him, and disposable chopsticks were considered good. . .

As if entering the topic, Zhang Wei said seriously: "Now, let's have a lottery draw that is purely based on luck. Start as soon as you say it starts, stop as soon as you say it. If you can win my wallet, it means that your luck is not good." So bad, curry paste, are you ready?"

"Is her name curry sauce?" Bai Zhi scratched her head in doubt, what did he miss? .

Chapter 1338

Zhang Wei ignored him, but put things in order on his own, then pointed his fingers at the ground, and waited for Curry Sauce to say a word to start, then he half-closed his eyes and turned around.

"Stop~~"

Curry Sauce yelled, Zhang Wei's hands turned slower and slower, and finally stopped on his wallet, Bai Zhi twitched his mouth: "Brother, Xun needs a talent like you, and Xma also needs an assistant like you, Do you want to try interviewing his assistant? I promise you can get it, and then you will be able to reach the pinnacle of your life."

"Cough~" Zhang Wei was a little guilty, but he still ignored Bai Zhi, but said happily: "Hahaha~ Did you see it? You are lucky, and it was transferred to my wallet in one go. Did you see it?"

"Ahahaha~"

Obviously, such a deceitful trick still tricked Curry Sauce, she danced happily, Zhang Wei threw his wallet over, Curry Sauce subconsciously reached out to take it, subconsciously took a step back, and then. . .She just fell.

"Ah~~ woo~ I don't... know how to swim~" Curry sauce choked on a few sips of water in the river, sinking from time to time, Bai Zhi was dumbfounded~

When Zhang Wei saw Bai Zhi, he knew that he would not jump, so he simply took off the sign on his body, and muttered to himself: "Bai Zhi, my good brother, I am not very good at swimming. , if I accidentally die, you can set up a tombstone for me with this signboard, my signboard has not been unveiled yet!"

"Isn't your signboard made of foam? Why do you want to go down? It can float by itself." The short-haired girl said calmly.

"That's right~" Zhang Wei seemed to be fine after thinking about it: "But, I haven't unveiled it yet, so I'm a bit reluctant..."

"Hey, you... How long are you going to talk? I... I'm about to die."

Zhang Wei couldn't care less about being reluctant, and rolled up Hong Ling: "Curry sauce, catch it~"

"Be careful, don't hit anyone." The short-haired girl reminded.

Zhang Wei threw it, and it hit the man between the eyebrows. It really hit the person on the head, and directly threw the person into the water. The short-haired girl was holding her forehead helplessly. SpongeBob jumped down. . .

After a period of silence, two heads appeared from a distance, it was Curry Sauce and Zhang Wei, who grabbed the signboard together and floated there like that, as if they lacked strength.

The short-haired girl breathed a sigh of relief: "What should I do now? Should I go to the police? Huh?"

She looked back, and found that Bai Zhi was gone, and looked back again, and found that Bai Zhi was strung out from behind, dressed like a western cowboy, holding a rope with a loop on it.

The short-haired girl was shocked: "You... When did you change your clothes?"

"Oh, don't be nervous, this is what my wife taught me. I'm too slow to change clothes in a second." At this time, Bai Zhi calmly sang: "Don't panic, look at me, you are a majestic and majestic man with a horse." ..."

The rope in his hand kept spinning above his head, and then he threw it out with Bai Zhi's movements and fell into the water. However, the rope was still far away from Zhang Wei and the others.

"..." Facing the strange eyes from the side, Bai Zhi wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. He coughed and said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I haven't thought about harnessing a horse, so I won't. But don't worry, just now I happened to meet a kid while changing clothes, so I asked him to borrow this thing."

"Toy bow and arrow?" The short-haired girl had a strange look on her face.

Bai Zhi nodded: "That's right, this bow and arrow has a suction cup, and then just tie the rope to the arrow, and then suck it on Zhang Wei's body, so that we can pull him up."

"Can you shoot?" the short-haired girl asked suspiciously.

"Don't underestimate me, I am the champion of the community shooting championship, if you shoot his nose, you won't shoot his mouth, if you say shoot his eyes, you won't shoot his ears, now I want to shoot his forehead, watch it. "Bai Zhi drew the bow to shoot the arrow, and just shot it out. The arrow crossed an arc and landed on Zhang Wei's forehead.

"Ha~ What did I say?" Bai Zhi said proudly.

"What the hell is this?" Zhang Wei hurriedly found something on his forehead, but before he could pull it off, Bai Zhi exerted force.

With a sound of 'bo~', the suction cup just fell off, hesitant Bai Zhi exerted more strength, and the rope returned to half the distance.

"The suction cup is too small, it's not stable at all, and you used more force, they don't have the strength to swim over and grab the rope now, you don't have to be accurate when you shoot again, just let them grab the rope."

"You think too much." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "In this case, the suction cup must be sucked to them, otherwise after the rope is tightened, it will bounce back with the help of elasticity, and it happens that they are at the limit distance, at least half of it can bounce back , they still can't catch it."

"But the suction cup is too small, although it will spring back when you apply force."

"It's okay, I'm still ready." Bai Zhi waved her hand, and calmly took out something from behind.

"...Toilet plug? Why do you even carry this thing with you?" The short-haired girl was heartbroken. You said that it's fine to bring a pair of chopsticks, but you even carry the toilet plug with you?Did you make a mistake?

"It's not mine." Bai Zhi explained helplessly, pointing to the box next to the curry sauce: "I found it in her box, this girl is so awesome, there are only two sets of clothes in the box, and then I I found a toilet plug, rope, and some food inside, and I don't know how she cleaned it up."

"Isn't that a password box? How did you crack the password?"

"Is it difficult? Deciphering passwords is my strong point." Bai Zhi proudly raised her head, and in the suspicious eyes of the short-haired girl, he had no choice but to explain lightly: "Okay~ In fact, a person with a bad brain is here. Said that most of them will use a very simple password as the password of the box, because it will not be forgotten, and most of them will use the default password, so I tried zero and zero, and her box opened. "

"Excellent." The short-haired girl gave a thumbs up sincerely: "Hurry up, they are about to float away."

"Oh oh oh~"

Tie the rope to the toilet plug, shoot an arrow with a bow, aim at Zhang Wei's face, and shoot it out, the toilet plug still draws a beautiful arc, and hits Zhang Wei's face precisely.

For a while, Zhang Wei hurriedly had a stench on his face, and then found that he had difficulty breathing. . . .

Chapter 1339

"Woooooo~ what is this?"

stuck?Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, and she immediately threw away the bow and arrow, and pulled the rope back. This time, she didn't mean to break it with force, but moved steadily towards them.

However, after thousands of calculations, Zhang Wei felt the feeling of suffocation, pulled out the plug with force, and a circular mark appeared on his face, and then gasped for breath, maybe he didn't react , Throwing the stopper away, washing his face non-stop: "It stinks, it stinks, what's all this?"

"..."

"..."

Bai Zhi and the short-haired girl on the shore were heartbroken, and they were only close, as long as Zhang Wei pulled the rope, they would be able to pull the two of them over, but they were just thrown away by him.

"Can you still arrive?" The short-haired girl asked weakly.

"It's definitely not possible~" Bai Zhidan said in pain: "When you pull the plug back and shoot over, they must have floated out of range long ago. Zhang Wei, a psychopath, even pulled the water twice, and this time - floated even more Soon."

"Is that what you said, he was unlucky?"

"Isn't this unlucky?" Bai Zhi complained, Zhang Wei had the chance to come up twice, but he was killed by him, Bai Zhi said that she was also very helpless.

Luck is obviously on his side. The arrow with the suction cup is different from the pointed arrow. There will be errors, but it hit him on the head twice. Isn't this luck?Angelica technology?Please, Bai Zhi hasn't practiced for a long time, and what he said before is all about promoting himself. . .

The short-haired girl looked left and right, then ran in one direction, Bai Zhi glanced at her suspiciously: "Why are you going?"

"Find a way to save people."

"It's easy to say." Bai Zhi complained fiercely. He could go down and swim for two laps, but now it is obvious that Zhang Wei's life is not in danger, and he may not have much strength if he goes down to swim there. Saving people is just empty talk , or follow up to see what this short-haired girl can do!

Followed her to a construction site, Bai Zhi poked her head and took a look outside, the small river on this side connected to the big river on the other side, it should be regarded as a diversion, but the river here is relatively narrow, and the water flow is not as fast as the other side, which is a good idea A place to save lives.

But, are you sure they will float here?If it gets stuck in the middle, wouldn't it be even more cheating?

The short-haired girl came here and saw a few people sitting and resting. Her eyes lit up and she ran up: "Uncles, can I borrow your excavator?"

"Excavator?" The uncles were stunned, and looked at this delicate girl, "What do you want to use it for?"

"Also, can you drive it if I borrow it from you? We can't bear the responsibility if something happens~"

"Don't worry~ Uncle, I have passed the excavator driver's license test, and I can drive without any problem." The short-haired girl said something amazing, which stunned Bai Zhi.

Is there such a cruel person in this world?He couldn't help but said: "Big girl, I think you are only 20 years old, right? I believe you say you can drive a car, but when you drive an excavator, you don't mean a toy excavator, right? That doesn't count."

"Don't worry, I really have passed the test." The short-haired girl looked confident: "Don't talk about it, they are going to float down, we have to save them quickly."

"Okay, save people." Bai Zhi didn't talk nonsense, if she could do it, she would know if she tried it.

The short-haired girl didn't seem to be joking, she just sat on it, controlled the arm of the excavator, put it in a certain position, and waited for Zhang Wei and the curry sauce to float down.

Sure enough, when we arrived at this small river, the water flow slowed down a lot, and at the same time, it didn't seem to be that deep. After spotting the location, the excavator descended from the sky, like a god descending from the earth, and caught Zhang Wei and curry sauce on the grab bucket.

Turning his arms, he brought them to the shore amidst screams. Bai Zhi was sweating profusely. If the grab hit their heads, they would die or die. This short-haired girl is really confident.

But fortunately there was no danger, Bai Zhi went to pull Zhang Wei out: "Are you all right?"

"It's okay." Zhang Wei was still immersed in the expression of surprise, and looked at the short-haired girl in a daze: "You can still drive an excavator? Heroine, what's your principal's name?"

"I did an internship at a construction site, and I also passed this certificate."

"Awesome." Zhang Wei admired it from the bottom of his heart. Such a delicate-looking girl actually went to the construction site for an internship, and she couldn't tell at all~ But when he recovered soon, he couldn't help complaining: "You new people It’s enough, give the stray cat a name, and raise it as a son, no wonder others will misunderstand it.”

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"Oh~ It doesn't matter to you what other people do, why do you care so much?"

"Why doesn't it matter? I'm also a victim, okay?"

"But, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have fallen into the river, woo woo woo~~ I'm so miserable~" Curry sauce felt aggrieved after thinking about it, and started to cry.

"Okay, didn't this save you? It's fine."

"The excavator doesn't talk, so you pretend it doesn't exist?" the short-haired girl said calmly.

Bai Zhi wanted to continue talking, but suddenly the phone rang, he picked it up to look at the contact person, and was stunned for a moment: "It's over, it's Yu Mo's call, we forgot about the business."

 …  

"That's right, go to the ID card, it's over." Zhang Wei also reacted for a while: "Come on, curry sauce, don't you have a job? Come to be my assistant, salary, it's easy to discuss, I have something to do, first gone."

"Hey, Yu Mo? I'm still on my way! It's a long story~ let me stop, I'll explain to you when I come back, I'm going to get my ID card now, there should be time."

Bai Zhi hung up the phone in a hurry, stopped a taxi nearby, and sat in it with Zhang Wei: "Hey, Zhang Wei, you are all wet, why are you sitting in it?"

"You have to sit on it only when it's wet~" Bai Zhi tidied up the sign hanging on her body: "Otherwise you let me run around in the street like this? I don't want it, my face is gone."

"What are you throwing away? You are acting bravely."

"But if people don't know, they will think I'm crazy!"

"..."

Ok!What you said is very reasonable, Bai Zhi is full of black lines, and I will not refute him anymore, but, I was wrong in one sentence, you are not acting bravely, people have thought of jumping into the river at all, but they are just in a bad mood, you This is at most a bad thing with good intentions, and if you really want to count it, it is at best a guy who seduces an ignorant girl.

Of course, Zhang Wei didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise he would have dragged Bai Zhi to argue until dawn. . .earth.