Bitch living in an apartment

"You just went to steal the chicken." Yi Fei gave Bai Zhi a hard look, and wiped off the water stains on his face: "We went to get the certificate."

"..."

Bai Zhi lost control of her hand, and the hair dryer touched Xiao Ha's body. The scalding heat made it scream, and it took the old man's nose to calm him down: "Get the certificate? You and Mr. Zeng? So fast?"

"Hurry up?" Yifei sighed: "Xiaoxian will be assigned to a foreign radio station in a few months, for a period of one year."

"Ah?" Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were both stunned: "Where are you going?"

"Ant Forest."

"..."

"You mean ALS?" Bai Zhi said weakly, "He was poached by Ali?"

"What? It is said that there are many fans of him over there, so he will be reused after he comes back this time. It can be regarded as a performance improvement!" Yifei is also very helpless, although she and Zeng Xiaoxian have known each other for seven or eight years. , but strictly speaking, it only takes two months to confirm the relationship. If you imagine it this way, it is indeed very fast.

However, falling in love is a process of seeking common ground while reserving differences. These two people are familiar with each other like raisins under the same roof. This process is basically dispensable.

"Then Yifei, show me your marriage certificate." Yu Mo's eyes lit up, and at the same time she couldn't help but sigh in her heart, how time flies~ Before she knew it, the two sisters were married.

"No~ here." Yifei didn't act pretentious, and directly handed the marriage certificate to Yu Mo, Bai Zhi stroked the dog's hair, found that it was dry, patted its buttocks, let it go, and walked over to her took a look.

I have to say, no matter which certificate it is in, this photo is not very good-looking. Anyway, Bai Zhi looks, whether it is Yifei or Yumo, it is not good-looking, at most it can be described as good.

"Hey, what about Teacher Zeng?"

"Oh, he's going to the radio station again." Yifei nodded: "By the way, I'll also tell you some good news by the way."

"You killed someone too?" Bai Zhi stared at her stomach in shock.

Yu Mo also stared at Yifei's stomach in surprise, which made Yifei very impatient: "It's not this, I mean, I got a title and I'm going to become an associate professor."

"Oh, that's good." Bai Zhi nodded and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Yifei was very dissatisfied with Bai Zhi's expression, and the difference in expression before and after this was too big, why did it feel like he didn't want to get pregnant?

"' ‖ doesn't mean anything." Bai Zhi shook her head, "It's just that the latter is not as surprising as the former."

Yu Mo kept nodding beside him, not daring to say anything else, but when it comes to learning, once Yifei has made up his mind, it can be realized very easily. After all, the so-called academic master is not just for fun. .

Yifei quickly became depressed. Could it be that her character design is too simple and rude?Did they have no sense of expectation?

If Bai Zhi and Yu Mo heard her voice, they would definitely nod their heads crazily. In the entire apartment, only this female man is the most simple and rude, a student master, a Leo saint, and a female doctor. . .

"Hey, so there is one less person in the apartment?" Bai Zhi sighed and left one after another. Didn't she experience it in the first season?Even in the second season, only Yu Mo left in the original plot, but now because of Bai Zhi, Yu Mo did not leave, that is to say, there is no (money) one.

Oh, there is also Zhang Wei, but this guy has no sense of existence. Even if he is back now, everyone habitually forgets about him, let alone when he left.

"That's what you said." Yifei was also a little depressed. She was really dissatisfied when she was about to separate after they got together.

"Teacher Zeng actually agreed." Yu Mo was also very puzzled.

"There is no objection to this." Bai Zhi touched Yu Mo's forehead: "Mr. Zeng has always cared about his fans. I heard that there are many of his fans over there. He must be eager to pass. And it's not like he won't come back Compared to Wanyu's three years and Zhanbo's who didn't know how long, Mr. Zeng's one year is relatively small."

"That's right, that's what I said." Yifei was a career-oriented woman, knowing that Zeng Xiaoxian would have a better development there, so of course she agreed. .

Chapter 1328

"Lu Ziqiao, stop for me, you bastard, you stole my money again, where did you go to pick up girls again? I'm going to kill you..."

Bai Zhiyu Mo was chatting with Yifei about Zeng Xiaoxian, when suddenly there was a roar from outside, and then Lu Ziqiao rushed in, closed the door directly, panting heavily.

Yifei asked dissatisfied: "Lu Ziqiao, you stole Meijia's money again? How many times have you said that since you have decided to be with Meijia, don't hook up with other girls. Not enough?"

Lu Ziqiao desperately resisted Meijia who was knocking on the door frantically, and said anxiously: "I don't have it~ I have a reason to steal Meijia's money."

"What's the reason?"

Now that the incident happened, Lu Ziqiao simply broke his can, and showed up to Baizhi, Yumo, and Yifei one by one: "I have worked very hard to break up with the girl I hooked up with before, but you also know that the debt I owe There are too many debts, and not everyone accepts my peaceful breakup. At this time, I have no choice but to give a little severance pay, but you also know that my pocket is cleaner than my face, so...so I can only Ask Meijia's 480 for emergency help."

"You take your current girlfriend's money to pay for your ex-girlfriend's severance? Do you dare to be a little more sure?" Bai Zhi couldn't help expressing deep sympathy for Meijia. There is no one else to meet such a scumbag.

"This... there's no other way~ I don't know how miserable it will be if the thing came to my door." Lu Ziqiao defended herself with a guilty conscience.

Yifei covered her forehead, there was really nothing she could do with Lu Ziqiao, why don't you say he's not good!He already planned to cut off all the peach blossoms in the past, but you say he is fine!But he doesn't want to make progress, so he wants Meijia to take care of him.

In this case, it can only be said that Lu Ziqiao has made progress, but he cannot be called a good person, at most, he is not so bad. . .

Meijia outside did not continue to knock on the door, probably because she knew that her hand was still not as hard as the door, so she gave up.

"It's been a few months, and you still haven't cut off your ex-girlfriends?" Yifei looked at Lu Ziqiao in shock, as if thinking of something again, and was furious: "Have you developed a new chick?"

"Heaven and earth conscience~ I really don't have it this time." Lu Ziqiao denied it straight away, saying that it was more real than real gold: "As for why it took so long, it was because... because I also met other ex-girlfriends."

"..."

When Lu Ziqiao said these words, a word appeared in Bai Zhi and Yu Mo's minds: Ruthless.

Because of the baby incident, he wanted to die after meeting seven ex-girlfriends, but now he still wants to meet them one by one?What does he want?

Perhaps seeing the doubts of several people, Lu Ziqiao slowly explained: "It's like this, these ex-girlfriends broke up because I cheated them, and they may come to you at any time. We solved it together, but because some things are far away, I have to forget, the progress is a bit slow, until now, I have only made an appointment with 90.00%."

"In other words, you still want to continue dating?" Yifei also accepted Lu Ziqiao's reason in his heart. After all, this was Lu Ziqiao's decision. Even if the method was a bit tricky, it was still a good thing, and good things should be supported.

"No...it shouldn't be necessary." Lu Ziqiao denied: "Among the [-] percent, some are already married, and some even have children. Isn't it uncomfortable for me to look for them now? Others think I'm dead, and there's no existence coming for me."

"Then you should make it clear to Mika~ It's not good to make people misunderstand like this."

Yu Mo also heard that Lu Ziqiao was considered a good thing, so he couldn't help reminding him that being misunderstood as hooking up with a girl is very easy to cause relationship problems, so Yu Mo felt that it was really necessary for Lu Ziqiao to talk to Meijia.

"But she doesn't believe what I say~"

"Who told you to always make up lies to deceive her?" Bai Zhi gloated a little, knowing that he was not going back to his old job, so Bai Zhi was relieved: "It's all right now, your trust in Meijia is obviously zero."

"Cut~" Lu Ziqiao waved his hand, seeing that there was no knock on the door outside, he sat down with peace of mind.

But before he threw the snacks on the table into his mouth, he felt a chill behind him, subconsciously looked back, and saw Mika standing behind him in a blackened form.

Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Meijia... Mijia, listen to my sophistry...ah, no, listen to my explanation~ah~~~~"

A scream pierced the sky, Bai Zhi and the others covered their faces with books, they really couldn't bear to read on. . .

10 minutes later. . .

Under the explanations of Baizhi, Yumo, and Yifei, Meijia finally understood the truth of the matter and knew that she had made a mistake, but seeing Lu Ziqiao's loveless appearance, Meijia laughed for a while: "Fool, why didn't you tell me?" And me?"

"Sister, how did I know that you punched me without listening? If I had known, I would have worn a helmet." Lu Ziqiao retorted with dissatisfaction.

"Hehehe~" Mika smiled awkwardly.

Seeing Meijia's expression, Lu Ziqiao was very discouraged, but fortunately, now that all the meetings have been basically completed, there should be no such suspicion in the future: "Okay, okay, it won't happen in the future."

"That's good." Meijia happily thought about the beautiful life with Ziqiao in the future, but suddenly she thought of another thing: "By the way, Ziqiao, I have some good news for you."

"What?" Lu Ziqiao stared at Meijia's stomach and swallowed.

"..." Meijia followed the gazes of the crowd, couldn't help feeling a burst of embarrassment, and slapped Lu Ziqiao on the face in a circle: "What are you thinking? It's not this."

"Phew~ That's good." Lu Ziqiao nodded with a wry smile. He really wasn't ready, but his eyes flickered twice at this time, as if this question really should be brought up on his own preparations: "Then you What is the good news?"

But Bai Zhiyumo and Yifei were very disappointed when they heard that this was not the case. Hey, there is no way. Feel free to mention good news.

Can you imagine men like Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, being told that they have good news, and then a group of people stare at your belly?That scene hurts my eyes just thinking about it. . .

Closer to home, Meijia saw Lu Ziqiao heaving a sigh of relief, although she was a little sad, but joy prevailed, she smiled like a little fox: "My mother is coming to see us, and I told her about your existence. "

"Nani?" Lu Ziqiao was shocked. . . .

Chapter 1329

The love apartment two days later is special to Lu Ziqiao today. My future mother-in-law is coming, can it not be special?Lu Ziqiao wasn't so arrogant that he thought he was like Bai Zhi, he was shocked, and then his mother-in-law even handed over the household registration book to him, he didn't have that confidence.

Of course, he is not afraid. He is very confident about his own ability. He can't do it to the level of Bai Zhi. After all, Bai Zhi has real talents and skills. If nothing else, cooking with one hand is enough Satisfied at least half of the mothers-in-law, not to mention other brilliant achievements.

But he is confident that it is enough for Mika's mother to accept him.

Although Meijia and this old mother are at odds with each other, but no matter what, she is her own old mother. It is impossible for Meijia to say that she is not nervous. This morning, Bai Zhi acted as the driver of Lu Ziqiao and Meijia, and went with them to the train station to pick up Meijia~ Mother.

Look at the time, it's almost time, Bai Zhi is just sitting in the car, chewing gum in her mouth, looking from the window, Meijia is helping Lu Ziqiao tidy up his collar at this time, it seems that she is still telling something, Lu Ziqiao looks impatient look.

No need to know, Meijia is giving him science education about what kind of person her mother is, after all, she knows herself and her enemy~ But Lu Ziqiao looks impatient, so she definitely doesn't care much.

It didn't take long to wait, a middle-aged woman appeared at the door, she looked a bit like Mijia, although she had makeup on her face, but the years had left some more conspicuous marks on her face.

Meijia beckoned to her, her eyes lit up, and she walked over.

Lu Ziqiao straightened her clothes, and when she came, she couldn't wait to meet her, wiped her hair coquettishly, showed a smile that she thought was very gentle, and said, "Auntie, hello, my name is Lu Ziqiao, how do you look today?" ,it's beautiful."

"Crack~~"

A clear and crisp applause stunned Lu Ziqiao, even Bai Zhi looked at her with sore teeth, what's going on?

Lu Ziqiao felt the burning pain, he was very helpless: "Auntie, why are you..."

"I'm in my forties and fifties, and you still treat me like a little girl? Do you treat me like an ignorant girl~?" Meijia's mother stared at Lu Ziqiao with dissatisfaction. The more she looked at this guy, the more dissatisfied she became. .

"What are you doing? Even if you don't like him, you can't hit him~" Meijia didn't react for a while, but after she did, she became angry.

For this old woman, she will definitely not be polite, if you hit Lu Ziqiao in the face, it is her face~

"It's okay, Meijia, auntie, let's get in the car first, and we'll talk at our apartment." Lu Ziqiao completely lost her previous self-confidence, and her heart was pounding. This Meijia's mother is also very violent~ she slaps her if she doesn't agree with her.

But Bai Zhi couldn't say anything, they had to deal with this kind of housework by themselves, it's better for Bai Zhi to be her own handsome man with peace of mind.

Meijia's mother, who didn't have a good face towards Lu Ziqiao at all, didn't appreciate the car door opened for her, and sat in the passenger seat alone.

Lu Ziqiao, who originally hoped to use Meijia to ease the atmosphere for him, had no idea now. . .

I had no choice but to sit in the back with Meijia, and when the car started, the atmosphere in the car suddenly became a little dignified.

Until now, Lu Ziqiao has not recovered from that slap, she really can't figure out why Meijia looks stupid, but she-mother is so good?This unscientific.

Meijia didn't deal with her mother very well at first, and with the slap she gave him just now, naturally she doesn't look good now.

The two women didn't speak, so Lu Ziqiao naturally didn't dare to speak. He was afraid of speaking again, so he would be slapped again.

In the end, it was Meijia's mother who broke the silence in the car: "Honestly, how much did you spend on renting a car and hiring a driver?"

"..."

After being stunned for a second, Meijia said helplessly, "What rented car?"

"What is a rented car? Look at your current bag. You bought it yourself. It means that your boyfriend is not willing to buy it for you. How can he still have the money to buy a car like this?"

Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth, these words were too shocking, but he seemed unable to refute, because he had never bought a gift for Meijia, let alone a bag. . .

"Forget it, tell me, how much did they spend?" Meijia's mother pointed to Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi curled her lips, he just wanted to be a quiet and handsome man, why do people always want to talk to him: "In this world, there is a kind of person called: friends, not everyone who drives is a substitute driver."

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"Er..." Meijia's mother choked for a moment, seeming quite reasonable.

For a while, she couldn't tell if Bai Zhi had lied, she decided to find out if Lu Ziqiao was a friend from the side, and she would know if she tried it: "Are you Meijia's friend? Why haven't I heard her mention you?" ?”

Bai Zhi glanced at Mijia from the rearview mirror, seeing her anxious appearance, Bai Zhi wondered what she was nervous about, but she still said straightforwardly: "But I heard from Mijia that although you are in constant contact, you often quarrel when you chat. , you don’t have time to talk about me, do you?”

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Meijia patted her forehead, brother, aren't you usually very smart?Are you out of your mind now?

Meijia's mother's eyes lit up: "Oh? Meijia told you about this?"

"Do you need her to tell us? When you chat, we often sit next to each other." Bai Zhi rubbed her nose, it would be embarrassing for Bai Zhi to talk too much about their family affairs.

Meijia's mother nodded, as a tacit consent that Bai Zhi was not the hired driver. She seemed to think that Bai Zhi would not deliberately avoid the facts when she spoke, so she asked about Lu Ziqiao from the side: "Young man, what do you do for work?"

"Me?" Bai Zhi glanced at her, why are you chatting and thinking that I am your son-in-law?It's unscientific: "I'm opening a bar."

"Open a bar?" Meijia's mother is also a person on the road, so naturally she won't have any prejudice against this: "Do you have a good relationship with Meijia and her boyfriend?"

Meijia's mother also saw Lu Ziqiao and Meijia winking at Bai Zhi from the rearview mirror, she didn't care, anyway, you wink and wink~ How can he understand?

"Very good." Bai Zhi answered truthfully.

"Then how much do you know about Meijia's boyfriend?"

Bai Zhi's heart moved, and she turned around for a long time, so she was waiting for me here?If he can't hear it anymore, he can die, but he is also very helpless, what do you want him to say?Lu Ziqiao is full of peach blossom debts, and still likes to eat soft food?