Bitch living in an apartment

"MG time? What medicine did you take wrong again?"

"I know this." Bai Zhi suddenly raised her hand and said, the disappointed expression before it seemed as if it had never existed: "Teacher Zeng felt that your Justice Otaku League was not reliable at all, so he carried the plane to MG overnight, but he was afraid Falling asleep halfway, I can only adjust my schedule first."

"..."

Yifei twitched the corner of her mouth, and waved her hand helplessly: "What is this? Zeng Xiaoxian, are you going to MG for the holidays? Did Nuolan ask you to go with me?"

"What~" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head helplessly, and adjusted his brain that was about to fall asleep: "Nuolan did ask me to spend Christmas with her, but she didn't let me fly there, she just asked me to have dinner with her, Sleeping together, so I have to adjust my schedule so that I can keep up with Nolan's rhythm."

"Oh~~" Yifei suddenly realized. She didn't know why, but she felt a sour feeling in her heart. She couldn't figure out whether she was sour about why she didn't have such a boyfriend, or whether she was sour about why she had to rely on fooling and intimidation to find a friend at Christmas. .

I don't know why, but she looked very unhappy about this matter. Soon, she suddenly thought of something: "No! You seem to have made a mistake, right? Nuolan just posted on Weibo that she was going to talk to her friend Christmas in NY, haven't you seen it?"

"I saw it!" Zeng Xiaoxian is not surprised at all. As a boyfriend in a long-distance relationship, Zeng Xiaoxian must have set Nuo Lan as special attention. She posted on Weibo. How could Zeng Xiaoxian not know: "So what? NY is not isolated from the outside world, and you can still use the Internet.”

"What Yifei means is that NY and JZ are two different places, and you also know about the time difference in this world~" Bai Zhi spread her hands and said helplessly; "It's not just us here and there, NY and JZ JZ has it too, probably three hours away!"

"Three hours?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused, maybe he hadn't slept for a long time, so his head was not very clear: "Oh, then I have to last for another three hours?! Just right, Bai Zhi, do you have Red Bull here? Give me more I have a few cans, or I won't have enough."

"No..." Bai Zhi said weakly: "NY is plus three, not minus three. It's two o'clock in the morning in the east, and you should be sleeping long ago. Have you studied geography in junior high school?"

"..."

After Zeng Xiaoxian heard the news, he felt his head buzzing in the early morning. . .morning. . .Two in the morning?Did I make a mistake? Why didn't I think of such a simple question? Could it be that my brain has become dull.

"But I just drank two bottles just now~" Zeng Xiaoxian held up two bottles of Red Bull, and now he feels that the weight of the two bottles of 430 is a thousand catties, this is not tired, it is added weight~~~

Bai Zhi patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, ignored Yifei's snickering, shook her head and said, "It's okay, I'll teach you a way to ensure you fall asleep, do you want to try it?"

"What way? Can I guarantee that I can still fall asleep after drinking two bottles of Red Bull?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt as if he had grasped a life-saving straw after hearing this.

"Red Bull is not a stimulant. If it is so easy to use, we would not be dozing off in class before." Bai Zhi said lightly: "I can guarantee that this method, even if you really drink the stimulant, As long as you use it, you are guaranteed to fall asleep within ten seconds."

"What method, tell me quickly." Zeng Xiaoxian seemed very excited, and urged Bai Zhi to speak quickly.

"Easy." Bai Zhi snapped her fingers, took out her mobile phone, and handed it to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Here, that's it. As long as you listen to it, you are guaranteed to fall asleep in ten seconds. If it doesn't work, you can hit me."

Zeng Xiaoxian took the phone over, and Yifei looked very curious, standing on tiptoe, trying to look at the phone screen.

But although she was considered taller among the girls, she was still a little short for a few tall men, so she didn't see a single corner of the content in her hand. .

Chapter 1258

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the above audio with joy, thinking that Baizhi might give him a very suitable lullaby, he can listen to it first, if he feels it, he will take it back, if he doesn't feel it, he has no loss what.

So, Zeng Xiaoxian pressed the play button, and then there was a familiar music sound, which was just a prelude, and Zeng Xiaoxian felt very familiar: "This music is so familiar! I seem to have heard it somewhere?"

He only heard a familiar human voice coming from the phone, and Zeng Xiaoxian almost spit out a mouthful of old blood after hearing it.

"Hello everyone, welcome to your moon my heart, a good man is me, I am...Zeng Xiaoxian, very happy..."

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't listen to the following stuff anymore, no matter how slow his brain is now, he still understands, isn't this his own show?And it was a previous episode, and he can memorize the speech scripts in it now.

It's just that he didn't expect that the hypnotic artifact that Bai Zhi mentioned was this, and Yifei laughed out loud: "Hahaha~ Not bad, not bad, this is indeed a hypnosis program, and the effect is very good, haha Haha~~"

"Baizhi..." Zeng Xiaoxian roared out of embarrassment.

At this time, you must not admit it. If you admit it, then your fame will be ruined. In the future, your program will be completely labeled as a hypnosis program, and it will be even more difficult to turn over.

Yifei watched Zeng Xiaoxian go berserk, and while teasing her, she also persuaded: "Mr. Zeng, you have to think about it from a different angle. This is the recording of your program! Bai Zhi not only listened to your program, but also collected it. Explain that this is a hidden fan, shouldn't you be happy?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback, and after a few seconds of silence, his unresponsive mind finally realized the problem: "Hmph, hahaha, it makes sense, I never thought of collecting recordings myself, but you are already doing it Yes, hahaha~ You are indeed my loyal fan, I will investigate your impoliteness, hahaha~¨‖~"

Bai Zhi scratched his head, he felt that not only Zeng Xiaoxian's brain became dull, but also his memory was affected.

What did you collect yourself?This is clearly the audio recorded by Zeng Xiaoxian himself, but he didn't bring a USB flash drive, so he temporarily used the chat window with Bai Zhi as a storage space.

Moreover, now he is still loading directly in the chat window, and he didn't even save it, didn't he see it?Oh~ Even the eyes are out of order, it looks like I'm going to become a fairy~~

"It doesn't matter. I suddenly knew that I had such a loyal fan. I was suddenly motivated. Although I lasted for an extra 21 hours before, it didn't prevent me from staying for another [-] hours. Isn't it just waiting? I did arrive."

Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian turned around resolutely, and strode out of the room, Bai Zhi and Yifei were stunned. . .

Is Zeng Xiaoxian the so-called 'poor and afraid'?Zhang Wei had no money, so he became stingy. This guy has few fans, and knowing that he has such a 'loyal' fan, he is so happy that he is going crazy.

"Mr. Hu, your neighbor... has a lot of personality!" Shangguan Chuqian commented painfully, but still showed an envious expression: "But it is still super nice to my girlfriend, if one day I have such a handsome , and such a considerate boyfriend, I would wake up with a smile in my dreams."

"That's easy, it's right in front of you." Bai Zhi looked up at the sky and said calmly.

"You mean...you?" Yifei looked at him disdainfully, and really knew how to put a high hat on her head!

"But you have a girlfriend!" Shangguan Chuqian said helplessly.

Bai Zhi shook her head and fingers: "Tsk tsk tsk, of course it's not me, it's far away in the sky, but close in front of me."

As soon as Bai Zhi stretched out her hand, she pointed at Yifei, who was stunned for a second, then the corner of her mouth twitched, her eyes showed a fierce look: "Bai Zhi, do you want to die? Do you want me to relax your muscles and bones."

Bai Zhi shrank her neck and looked away with a guilty conscience, as if this had nothing to do with me.

Just when the atmosphere was weird, Zhang Wei came out of the room, just like Zeng Xiaoxian, as if he hadn't woken up, but it was precisely because of his appearance that the weird atmosphere in the living room was enhanced. ease.

Perhaps because he has lived in 3601 for a long time, Zhang Wei has become very alert to the tense atmosphere. When he feels very weird, he knows something is wrong, so he smiled awkwardly: "You...you talk, I Just come out... come out to catch your breath."

Speaking of Zhang Wei, he was about to run into the room, but was stopped by Yifei: "Stop."

Zhang Wei's body froze, his face suddenly became bitter, and he stood there blankly, not daring to move: "I...I don't know anything, I don't see anything, please forgive me~~"

Yifei had nowhere to vent her anger, so naturally it was Zhang Wei's turn, and she said flatly, "` ‖ Zhang Wei, do you know where you are wrong?"

"I...I don't know."

"Ok?"

"No no no, I know."

"Ok?"

"No, Yifei, can you just tell me where I am wrong?"

"Don't you even know where you went wrong?"

"Where did I go wrong?"

"No, you're right, I was wrong."

"..." Even a person with a big heart like Zhang Wei can hear Yifei's irony. He knows that as long as he says that she is wrong, what he faces will be a catastrophe. : "Woo~ Yifei, stop playing with me, what do you want? Can't I just do it?"

It can be said that Yifei fully embodies the woman's unreasonable troubles, and at the same time shows the domineering of the female man at a glance: "This is what you said, Zhang Wei, now, I will immediately appoint us as the 'Christmas Do Not Go Out Justice House (OK) ) women's league' goalie."

Zhang Wei was a little confused: "Why don't you go out to the alliance?"

"It's 'Christmas Do Not Go Out Justice Housegirls Alliance'." Yifei took a deep breath: "Simply put, Christmas is to stay at home, don't spend money, don't mess around, and have a pious and peaceful Christmas. "

"I promise."

"what?"

Zhang Wei readily agreed, which made Bai Zhi, who wanted to watch the play, a little confused, no, you agreed so simply?Don't you need to argue a little more?

At this time, Zhang Wei's heart was like this.

"Ahahaha~ Don't go out, don't spend money randomly, you can organize reimbursement for Christmas apples and snacks, how can you miss such a good thing? At the same time, it can also eliminate Yifei's anger, and kill two birds with one stone, hahaha~ I Sure enough, he is a lawyer, and he solved such a serious matter so simply.".

Chapter 1259

Bai Zhi and Yifei didn't expect Zhang Wei's straightforwardness, but it did make Yifei's anger disappear a little, and he calmly assigned tasks to him. As for the person lying on the sofa and pretending to be dead, they were completely ignored.The main reason is that Yifei doesn't want to talk to him anymore, otherwise, maybe her anger will be provoked in an instant.

After Yifei assigned the task, several people started to get busy. Bai Zhi had no choice but to sit on the sofa and watch TV boredly.

But he wondered in his heart whether Yifei would go to Guan Gu to explain first, or if he went to find the words again, he always felt that something would go wrong.

He couldn't just go there and say to Guan Gu: Guan Gu, Yoyo is not here for Christmas, we two single dogs hugged together to keep warm.Is that the case?

He believed that as long as he wanted to say that, Guan Gu would definitely feel that he was planning something, and even think that it was Bai Zhi who caused the trouble.The purpose is that Bai Zhi can't have a good Christmas by herself, so she can only find fun from them.

Bai Zhi doesn't want to take such a scapegoat, so he has to think about how to tell Guan Gu, and whether Yifei will tell him, so that he can formulate a different method.

There were some boring soap operas on TV, but Bai Zhi didn't intend to change them until Lu Ziqiao walked in.

"Bai Zhi... Bai Zhi?" Seeing that Bai Zhi seemed to be distracted, Lu Ziqiao went up and patted him on the shoulder: "Bai Zhi..."

430 "Huh?" Bai Zhi regained consciousness, saw that it was Lu Ziqiao, and changed the TV channel speechlessly: "What are you doing?"

"I'm the one asking you that. What are you thinking? So engrossed?"

"It's hard to say!" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "In short, human life is at stake. Why are you entertaining yourself if you don't prepare for your Christmas? Are you going to spend it alone?"

"Tch, it's been prepared a long time ago." Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully: "On Christmas Eve, there were three girls in total, one in the morning, one in the middle and one in the evening. Even if one of them has something to do, then all of them can't, right?"

"You really know how to find a spare tire~" Bai Zhi complained.

"That is, no matter what the festival is, spare tires are very important, and festivals are important days for the development of relationships. Don't fool around a few times. After time, don't you want to return to your original shape?"

"But are you sure the girl will agree to your date and run away after a dinner?"

"It's simple. The reason I gave those girls is that I am a businessman, and I am a rich businessman. It would be great if this kind of person can spare a meal time to accompany them. On the contrary, they will be very understanding. .”

"Just fool around as much as you want! If something happens again, no one can save you." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "I also have things like spare tires, but unfortunately, I don't want to use them."

"Hey~ some people! They just sleep on the golden mountain, but yearn for the green mountain. Don't explain, I understand."

Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder, as if you don't need to explain, I understand, Bai Zhi just looked at him indifferently, did I say to explain?

Just as Lu Ziqiao continued to discuss the chick with Bai Zhi, the doorbell rang suddenly. Lu Ziqiao took a look, opened the door casually, and was startled: "Mindy? Why are you here?"

"Xiao Bu, I miss you so much." Mingdi hugged Lu Ziqiao and almost kissed Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao showed bitterness, and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Mindy, why are you here now? Didn't I say goodbye on Christmas Eve?"

"I've changed my mind." Mindy said mysteriously, "I've decided to live with you for the next few days. How about I cook you a big meal? Are you happy or surprised?"

"Surprise, what a surprise." Lu Ziqiao sighed: "But, Mindy, I'm not busy these days, and you know that I'm going to spend a meal with you on Christmas Eve, so I have to do it first. Finish that meal, or else..."

"It's okay, you go to work, I'll wait for you at home, I will make you feel the warmth of home, think about how we will live together these few days, I feel nervous and excited..."

"This isn't just exciting, it's a miserable world~" Bai Zhi heard from the side, and couldn't help but sweat for Lu Ziqiao, how many days will he stay here?

Then Lu Ziqiao must have revealed his true colors?Living in a shared apartment can also be explained by making friends, but there are no luxuries in your room, who would believe you! ?

Bai Zhi's complaints naturally caught Mingdi's attention. Her attention was all on Lu Ziqiao just now, and she didn't notice Bai Zhi who was half covered by the lamp next to her. Now that she saw it, it would naturally make Lu Ziqiao usher in the first One question: "Who is he?"

"Eh~ he...he is my neighbor." Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to explain.

"No, I'm his father." Bai Zhi said calmly.

"..."

Lu Ziqiao almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, big brother, did you make a mistake, I didn't let you be a wingman, why did you add drama to yourself? !

Mindy covered her mouth in surprise: "Xiao Bu's father? But why..."

"You look so young, right?" Bai Zhi said lightly, "I'm the one who wants to ask you this question. To be honest, I'm almost sixty. You're not the first to call me young. It's rotten, it's not so easy to get my approval."

"Xiao Bu, you..." Mingdy obviously didn't believe it, she asked Bai Zhi with some doubts.

"Don't pay attention to him, he has a problem here." Lu Ziqiao pointed to his own head, and refused to admit that he was Bai Zhi's son.

However, when he said this, Bai Zhi suddenly laughed wretchedly: "Okay! I'm not his father, but I'm actually his wife."

"Pfft~~" Lu Ziqiao sprayed again, brother, what are you doing again?

"I..." Mingdi swallowed, pointing at Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao. . .

"That's right, you guessed right, I raised him." Bai Zhi said with a fierce look on her face, "Lu Xiaobu, when did I allow you to bring a woman back? This is my house, do you want to die?" ?!"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, was there any mistake? Seeing Mindy's disgusted face, he yelled frantically in his heart: It's not what you think!I'm not afraid of being abandoned, I'm afraid of being beaten!Mindy, you must not believe it.

"Lu Ziqiao Xiaobu, I didn't expect..."

"Okay~ I admit it, he is my father." After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, he suddenly felt a mouthful of blood in his throat, unable to swallow or spit it out.

Only then did Bai Zhi nodded in satisfaction, and then stroked the non-existent beard. This was taken advantage of, and it was refreshing! .

Chapter 1260