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"Oh~ Yoyo, Guan Gu, Axibian said this is a gift from him for your certification. I wish your marriage is as sweet as this durian."

"#￥@%@"

"Oh, Asi said that he will have a performance later, so I won't accompany you, let you have fun."

Zhang Wei looked at Yifei in shock, he had never heard of her learning this foreign language!Anyway, they sounded like 'Cha Cha Cha' and there was nothing, how did she understand that?

Yifei didn't explain, but said excitedly: "Hey, why don't we go cheer him up?"

"No need, we've been bragging for three hours yesterday." Meijia, Yoyo and Yumo said in unison, obviously afraid of her enthusiasm. . .

"Okay then! Whatever you want, then you play by yourself, I'll go." Yifei said and ran out like this: "Wait for me! Asi, Chachacha~~"

Looking at Yifei's back, Zhang Wei complained helplessly: "Hey, Mr. Zeng's charm is so weak compared to him!"

"It's not just weak! Have you ever seen Yifei do this to any boyfriend? It seems that she won't be so clingy to her idol, right?"

"How many boyfriends have you met?"

"One!"

"..." Then you say a hammer. .

Chapter 1248

No matter it's freshness or something, Bai Zhi felt that Yifei seemed to be a little too enthusiastic, and she never felt like this when she was with Shen Linfeng back then!Even if he is so busy every day that he doesn't even see her a few times, she won't be like this, let alone be so enthusiastic. This Asi seems to have two brushes.

Before a few people could react, they heard a burst of[email protected]The voice of @, several people looked back, Lu Ziqiao was eating durian, the shell next to him had been eaten, and now there was nothing left.

"Wow, you finished eating all by yourself?" Guan Gu said dissatisfied.

"I really can't stand this smell anymore, so I must get rid of it quickly." Lu Ziqiao shamelessly gave a nonsensical reason.

"Hey, this is Assi's gift for Guan Gu and Youyou?! How could you do this?"

"It's just fruit, and it's not like before, so there's no fuss."

"That's also the heart of others. It's not like you. Apart from eating, you will complain."

Guan Gu and Yoyo didn't speak yet!Meijia started fighting for them, and everyone didn't like to intervene. No matter how you look at it, it seems that Meijia and Lu Ziqiao are arguing.

Lu Ziqiao put down the spoon impatiently: "Who said I don't have a present?"

Meijia was shocked when she saw Lu Ziqiao take out a gift box from the side. No one thought of this question, but he thought of it. Is this guy cheating?She was very unwilling: "Did you really prepare a gift?"

"of course."

Guan Gu took it, shook it for a while, and his surprised face suddenly became more helpless: "I see, it's shower gel..."

"Hiss~~" Yoyo took a breath, then opened it and took a look: "Wow, you can guess that too."

"He bought a lot yesterday! I'm worried that I can't use it all up." Guan Gu complained dissatisfiedly, yesterday he saw a box of shower gel, and even if he used it for a few years, he wouldn't be able to use it up.

"When you get married and set wine, there will be gifts~¨‖~"

"It seems that we can't run out of this thing in this life."

"How can there be shower gel for single night~?" Meijia said dissatisfied.

"I wish Guan Gu and my little aunt a new life after receiving the certificate, and start a new life..."

Guan Gu stared at him in a daze, and Lu Ziqiao realized the problem, and then continued: "No, it's washed away, it's so beautiful."

Seeing this scene, Bai Zhi knew that it was their turn, so Bai Zhi leaned into Yu Mo's ear weakly: "Yu Mo, have you prepared any gifts?!"

"Of course." Yu Mo glanced at Bai Zhi proudly, and then took out a bottle from his pocket: "Guan Gu Youyou, this is a gift from me for your certification, just like this bottle, pure and flawless, with a heart-to-heart bond."

Several people glanced at it. Isn't this the bottle that Bai Zhi gave Yu Mo and told her to fill it with sand?The sand was indeed put in, and it was still dry. There was a shell inside, and Yu Mo probably sprinkled some fluorescent powder in it, but: "This gift is mine..."

Bai Zhi almost cried to Yu Mo, did he make a mistake, he did it for himself, why did Yu Mo send it away instead?

Guan Gu and Yoyo were in a bit of a dilemma: "This...isn't that good?"

"It's okay, at worst, I'll make another one for Bai Bai~" Yu Mo touched Bai Zhi's arm and stuck out his tongue: "Where's your present? Take it out..."

"I..." Shall I take some wool? !Bai Zhi spat out a mouthful of old blood, not only folded in a present, but also gave another one?Did you make a mistake: "Okay, okay! Since I have given away everything, let's give it away thoroughly..."

Speaking of Bai Zhi taking the bottle, just when Yu Mo thought he was going to take it back, Bai Zhi turned around and took out a stick from the bag, and a windmill?

Then put the stick on the windmill, inserted it into the bottle, and smiled with satisfaction: "Okay, I originally wanted to put this bottle in the room as a decorative bottle, but since Yu Mo gave it to you, I will give it to you.

Its meaning is actually simple, I am an Aquarius, and Aquarius is an air sign, so I have prepared it a long time ago, and put a windmill inside, and the windmill is my favorite thing, also known as the auspicious wheel, Bagua wind wheel, four seasons peace talisman.

Legend has it that there was a ten-headed bird in the sky who was demoted to the mortal world for stealing offerings.It was originally intended to make it think seriously so that it could return to heaven in the future.I never thought about it, but I was greedy for the world, not only did not repent, but instead wrecked everywhere, making the people of Liming miserable.

When King Wen of Zhou learned about it, he asked Jiang Ziya to surrender the sinful bird.Jiang Ziya counted and found that what the ten birds were most afraid of was the Eight Diagrams Wind Wheel and the Qiankun Rod.

So I surrounded the circle with bamboo strips, representing 360 and five days, and pasted a gossip wheel, and used 12 auxiliary strips to represent 12 months. There are 12 heads on the 24 auxiliary strips, representing 24 solar terms, and attached to them There are four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter to exorcise demons and subdue demons to ensure peace, which are called four seasons of peace.

After it is done, insert the Eight Diagrams Wind Wheel on the Qiankun pole that is three feet six feet five.From then on, the place was safe and peaceful, and later spread to the people, and the people followed suit one after another.But "` ‖ Qiankun" and "Bagua" are only allowed to be used by the emperor, so the Qiankun pole was changed to Tiandi pole, sesame straw was added to the pole, and a red light was hung.

The Eight Diagrams wind wheel is called a windmill, and a mud drum is added on it. Red, yellow, and green paper strips are pasted on the wind wheel. When the wind blows, it makes a crisp sound, adding to the festive and auspicious colors.

Later, there was a saying that "the wind blows and the car turns, and the car turns and happiness comes".

But now is just right, I will send you a gift, and I wish you all the best of luck and happiness. "

"...Is this also called simple meaning?" Lu Ziqiao complained silently.

Youyou coughed: "Although, I didn't quite understand it, but we accept your wish, (OK) thank you."

Compared to what gossip!Or what astrology!They did understand the story. Generally speaking, it was to catch birds~ But after thinking about it, they also understood that although Baizhi prepared this thing as a decorative bottle for her room, it should be considered meticulously prepared. This gift is not bad, at least it looks better than Lu Ziqiao's.

Zhang Wei saw that Baizhi and Yumo's deliveries were finished, so he patted his thigh: "Oh~ I went out in a hurry today, and I didn't bring any presents." He took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket: "This one! It's the only time I won a lottery. I have always been reluctant to use the invoice, and I have carried it with me for eight years as an amulet, and now I will give it to you."

"How embarrassing is this?" Guan Gu said in his mouth, but his mouth was very honest. He took it and couldn't wait to open it: "Scratch another one? This can't be a fake invoice, right?"

"..." Pseudo.

Chapter 1249

Zhang Wei is a little flustered now, because he has carried the amulet for eight years, and others are sometimes fake. This is like carrying a child for eight years, and then someone tells you that it is not your own. Everyone is a little flustered. . .

Although he was flustered, there was nothing he could do. He had never won a lottery before. They said it was a fake, and it was true in all likelihood. So he had no choice but to say helplessly: "Then I have no choice but to give you this."

Guan Gu and Yoyo took the gift and looked at each other: "Two fifty cents?"

"Hey~~" Zhang Wei came to the spirit at this time: "These are two rare misprinted coins. They printed the front side on the back side by mistake, and printed the back side on the front side by mistake..." After Zhang Wei finished speaking, Seeing that Guan Gu and Yoyo were looking at him as if they were mentally retarded, Zhang Wei changed his words helplessly: "Okay! These are two ordinary coins. I wish you a sweet and sweet life after receiving the certificate, and you will always be together." .”

"Thank you, we'll take it." Yoyo didn't feel dissatisfied because the item was cheap.

This time, Meijia was pushed to the cusp, she provoked a storm of giving gifts, and now she herself was tricked into it, and finally found a chance to fight back, of course Lu Ziqiao would not let it go: "Haha~ I also said I would Tucao, is it your turn now?"

"Guan Gu Youyou, 427 I really didn't prepare any presents..."

"You have already given my little aunt a black and beautiful skin." Lu Ziqiao said proudly, and Youyou pushed him dissatisfied.

Meijia took a deep breath, stared at Lu Ziqiao with hatred, and then said weakly to Youyou: "I know that no matter what I say now, there is no way to undo this matter, so I decided to give the right to slap Lu Ziqiao to you. you."

"..."

This time Lu Ziqiao's face was about to cramp, and he was no longer gloating like before, but what can he do?This is what he owes Mika, and now that he mentions it, he has a bad feeling.

"Back then, Lu Ziqiao owed me ten palms of the Tathagata. I have used up a few of them over the years, and I will give them all to you."

"But, what's the use of these slaps?" Guan Gu and Yoyo were very puzzled.

"I...I wish you a crackling, crisp and loud life after you get the certificate." Meijia immediately gave them a reason. On the one hand, she was angry with Lu Ziqiao, and on the other hand, she really didn't know what to give.

"Hey, you slapped them, did you ask my opinion?"

"The rules of the rivers and lakes, Tathagata Palm, you can't fight back, you are not allowed to wear rings, but you don't say you can't give them away!" Meijia looked very proud when she saw Lu Ziqiao's anxious look, now I see how you can laugh.

"But the premise is that the slap notary must be present, otherwise it won't count." Lu Ziqiao grabbed the last straw.

The slap notary is Lu Zhanbo. Lu Zhanbo is saving the world now!Maybe he got into some deep mountain and wild forest, how could he answer the phone or video?

That's right, that's exactly what Lu Ziqiao came up with. It's mainly because Lu Zhanbo didn't pick up the video, so it doesn't count. Everyone will forget it by then, so it will be nothing.

Meijia was also a little nervous, but she stubbornly dialed Lu Zhanbo's video. . .

No, to be precise, I made a phone call and then made a video call.

When the video was connected, Lu Ziqiao's heart collapsed: "Hey, Zhanbo, don't you want to save the earth? Why do you have an indirect video~~"

Lu Zhanbo felt baffled, Lu Ziqiao didn't seem to want to see him: "Ziqiao, you don't seem to welcome me?! Why? I didn't offend you!"

"I'm about to offend you soon." Bai Zhi complained.

"Ah?" Lu Zhanbo was startled: "What's the situation?"

"Cough~~" Meijia gave Bai Zhi a white look, and then said courteously: "Zhanbo, actually Guan Gu and Youyou are about to get their certificates, and they came to ask you for gifts."

"Ah?" Guan Gu and Yoyo looked at each other, feeling a little helpless. When did they ask for a gift, they couldn't help saying: "Zhanbo, don't talk nonsense about Meijia, we just missed you a little, so we called you .”

"Guan Gu and Youyou need a certificate?! They really need a gift." Lu Zhanbo was surprised: "How about I give you a penguin? I happen to be in Antarctica!"

"Uh, no need, no need." Guan Gu and Youyou hurriedly waved their hands and sent the penguin away. It's really conceivable, what are you sending them for?Keep it in the fridge?

"Actually, you don't need to do anything." Seeing that Lu Zhanbo had been fooled, Meijia said directly: "I am looking for you, I want you to send a witness, I plan to give the right to slap to Guan Gu and Yoyo, I need you Come and witness."

Lu Zhanbo was still worried that he didn't have any presents to give. Hearing Meijia's words, he didn't care what happened to Lu Ziqiao. Anyway, he is now far away from the emperor: "I don't have any objections. This testimony is the gift I gave you at that time. Congratulations. Your life after receiving the certificate is like these slaps in the face, like a broken bamboo, and you are very happy."

"As expected of a scholar, the use of idioms is sharper than that of Meijia!" Guan Gu sighed.

Lu Ziqiao almost fainted, what is this all about? !If you don't save your penguins in Antarctica, what's the fuss?

After chatting for a few words, everyone stopped bothering Lu Zhanbo. He should still have a lot of things to do.

"Calm down Guan Gu, this thing is worthless, it's really useless to come here." Lu Ziqiao was still struggling for the last time.

Of course, Meijia would not let him succeed: "That's right, we'll see if it works, let's try it. Would you like to smoke one first, and let's see how it feels?"

"This..." Guan Gu hesitated a little, looking at Lu Ziqiao's face, he seemed to be in a bad mood.

But at this moment, Guan Gu slapped him, Lu Ziqiao flew around, screamed and fell to the ground, Guan Gu nodded: "It's cool, it's really comfortable..."

"It's more enjoyable to swing round, how about it?" Meijia looked at Lu Ziqiao gloatingly, without any sympathy for him.

Guan Gu nodded: "Comfortable, this feels good, since it's like this, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together, and madness with epilepsy is not as good as being crazy, there are five more, how about we share one by one?"

"Why are there five more?"

"The trial draw just now doesn't count."

"This can't be divided anymore!"

"But didn't we also share the durian with you?"

"Ah~~" Lu Ziqiao wished he could slap himself now, why are you eating this thing?Is it soft to eat people now?

Guan Gu didn't care whether he agreed or not: "Well, how about we take them all out before twelve o'clock?"

"Okay, okay~~" Several people cheered up, seeing Lu Ziqiao's eyes full of malice, scaring her, Lu Ziqiao just ran out. . . .

Chapter 1250

Watching them run out, Bai Zhi smiled and remained still, which made Yu Mo very strange: "Hey, why don't you go?! Just now Guan Gu said it was very cool, why don't you give it a try?"

"There are only five slaps in total, where did each of them get one!" Bai Zhi shrugged, "Then why don't you go?"

Yu Mo was a little embarrassed: "Well, I can't catch up with him, and I'm wearing high heels, you go! I won't rob you, isn't there another one?"

"Forget it! Tathagata God's palm does not recognize the six relatives. It is stipulated that the slap should be as heavy as it is. If I slap him, Zi Qiao's neck will be bent, so forget it! I don't want to be buried with Zi Qiao, I want more How many years to live!"

"Hahaha~ You are really shameless..." Yu Mo was stunned for a second, and immediately understood Bai Zhi's meaning. The ghost knows how strong Bai Zhi is now. According to Yifei's standard, if Bai Zhi can be comparable to her , at least one elevator can be smashed. -. .

Since they didn't mean that, they didn't care, and stayed in the hotel room.

. . . . . .

After a few hours, they were chasing and chasing outside, and finally finished all the slaps. When they bought wine and came back, they saw Bai Zhi and Yu Mo playing flying chess at home, and they couldn't help but feel a little strange.

"Bai Zhi, Yu Mo, you guys didn't slap the face?!"

"No..." Bai Zhi and Yu Mo both said seriously.