Bitch living in an apartment

"receive."

Yu Mo shook his head: "Honey, do you need me to bring you any present?"

"Gift?" Bai Zhi patted her thigh: "Speaking of presents, it just so happens that I just drew a rafting bottle, and it should arrive today. Help me pick up some pebbles and shells, and then fill it with sand!"

"Huh?" Yu Mo patted his head: "Is it that simple?"

"Of course it's not easy." Bai Zhi said calmly, "I want dry sand and dried shells, so I can't have a little water."

"..."

Not only Yu Mo, but even Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao felt that Bai Zhi's brain was broken, this request was as if nothing had been said, who would fill it with wet sand when they were full?Wet shells are possible, but there are a lot of dry shells-!

"Uh, alright! We will definitely fulfill this request for you." Although Meijia didn't know why Bai Zhi had such a request, she still happily agreed.

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao saw that the deal was done, and they would inevitably have to separate on the weekend of being single, so they could only passively accept the result, but Bai Zhi was quite happy.

Guan Gu, who got the news, instantly lost interest in staying in the bar, and withdrew to the apartment out of boredom.

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao were about to leave, and Bai Zhi didn't have much interest in staying, so she followed them back.

Back at the apartment, Yumo, Meijia and Youyou were going to persuade Yifei. Bai Zhi had no choice but to follow Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao to 3602. Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian were playing darts. When they saw them coming in, they said unhappily : "Hey, you came back just in time, Yifei is almost becoming the second Zhanbo, you guys think of a way."

However, how could Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao still have such thoughts?They were still immersed in the news that the girls were going on vacation, Zhang Wei asked curiously: "Hey? What's the matter with you?"

"One in ten thousand chance, just bumped into each other like this?" Guan Gu sighed and told everyone what happened just now.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows: "According to what you said, there will be no women in the apartment this weekend?"

"At the same time, it also means that there will be no more restrictions from mother-in-law and mother-in-law, and no more accusations. This weekend belongs to our men's gang, and I am your only leader."

Bai Zhi could tell that Lu Ziqiao wanted to sing a song, and if he didn't have a microphone, he might have already started singing.

Guan Gu twitched the corners of his mouth, facing this guy with completely different expressions before and after, he was speechless: "Hey, weren't you very down before?"

Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "If you don't pretend to be a little bit more like it, how could they go there with such peace of mind?"

"..."

Damn it, Guan Gu really wanted to slap Lu Ziqiao, that bastard. He had long wished that Yoyo would not bring him with him. Thinking about it, this bastard said before that he would have a party at home, but now it was just what he wanted. How could he let it go? How about it?

Really fell for this old bastard's trick, Guan Gu put all the blame on Lu Ziqiao, didn't care at all, even if Lu Ziqiao didn't exist, they would have abandoned him and went on vacation. . .

Bai Zhi doesn't care about these things. Going on vacation or staying at home seems to be of the same nature. If the people at home will go crazy, it's good for him to go crazy, and then go on vacation. Although he used to enjoy the rain, but At least I have another purpose, and that is to watch the face-bumping monster.

Now, Bai Zhi suddenly wanted to tease them: "Guan Gu, since they want to be crazy at home, how about we go on vacation at our own expense? Anyway, the room rate is half of the room rate, so it doesn't add up much."

"...Good idea." Guan Gu's eyes lit up, he thought about Yoyo running around on the beach in a bikini, and then a bunch of handsome guys chasing after her to apply sunscreen, her face would be very bad.

Just kidding, don't say that his complexion is bad, Bai Zhi will not be too happy in this situation, the main reason is that Bai Zhi knows that they can't go out, so he is so calm.

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"Isn't it? You are too disappointing." Lu Ziqiao couldn't help complaining: "Don't you think it's more interesting for us to play together?"

"I don't think so at all." Both Bai Zhi and Guan Gu shook their heads, and Bai Zhi even said: "Brother, you don't even look at it, you hold parties basically to flirt with girls, but we can't go there after watching, why not Don’t watch it! Do you think we will find it funny? You don’t even think about it.”

"That's right." Guan Gu curled his lips, it's not like they lost their appreciation for other beauties after having a girlfriend, but appreciation is appreciation, and if they can't get it, it's better not to look at it!It won't bother me that way.

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"Hey, do you think they want to separate men and women and will allow you to go there?" Lu Ziqiao didn't want to give up just like that.

"At least I can keep the flies away."

"..."

Both Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian want to complain, is it really okay for you to be so wretched?Forget about Yoyo and Yumo, if Meijia knows that you have broken her love, she will definitely fight for you!

"Okay." Lu Ziqiao directly embraced Guan Gu's shoulders: "Stop making trouble, a twisted melon is not sweet, since Yoyo has already made a decision, it's useless for you to refuse, she will be unhappy if you go, why not Wouldn't it be nice to stay at home and make trouble with us?"

"Forget it! With those two moves of yours, there's no other tricks except throwing a party."

"So, what do you want to do for the weekend, how about we listen to you? So you can do it?"

"Listen to us?" Guan Gu was stunned for a few seconds, thinking that even if he listened to himself, there was nothing he wanted to do!

Seeing that he had let go, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but continued to chase: "What are you going to do, anyway, you still have one night, so you think about it slowly, by the way, Bai Zhi, what do you say?"

"Me?" Bai Zhi curled her lips, she didn't expect Guan Gu to be so unsteady, so she rebelled: "What else can I say? If you stay, you can stay! But let me say yes first! If you want to have a party, it's fine, but don't I want to find a beautiful woman."

"You call it a party when you find a beautiful woman?"

"Then we'll have a boy gang party."

"..."earth.

Chapter 1236

The next morning, before Bai Zhi's biological clock woke him up, he was woken up by a loud noise. He got up a little anxiously, came to 3602, and shouted angrily: "Hey, are you finished?" ! Also let people sleep?"

Lu Ziqiao scratched his face: "We didn't talk very loudly! Did you leave the door open?!"

"How do I know." Bai Zhi came over and leaned on the chair speechlessly: "I didn't seem to open the door when I came out, maybe I haven't woken up yet, I forgot, but can you keep your voice down, I'm next door I can hear your voices, are you ready to fight?"

"What's the situation with your pillow?" Guan Gu asked weakly.

Bai Zhi was wearing pajamas, and she was holding a pillow with both hands, especially this pillow was printed on it by a cute Two-dimensional girl, Bai Zhi still looked reluctant to let go.

"How do I know?" Bai Zhi looked like she hadn't woken up, and put her head on the pillow: "Oh, I remembered, this morning I heard the sound of Yu Mo packing things, I remember she said that tonight and tomorrow night She is on vacation, let me sleep with this pillow for two days, what do you think she means?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth: "You can't fall asleep without holding something in your arms?"

"Perhaps!" Bai Zhi exhaled, "What were you talking about just now?"

"I'm talking about the party." Guan Gu rolled his eyes: "Lu Ziqiao said that he invited all unmarried women of the right age in the whole district to hold an all-night party."

"I knew it, you just use these two tricks." Bai Zhi looked at him with contempt: "Anyway, I don't want to participate in your party. I would rather stay in the bar than attend your party."

"That's what I decided too." Guan Gu nodded, and had to say that the gap between having a girlfriend and not having a girlfriend is just so huge: "Let him go on his own! I'd better stay at home and draw. "

"Don't mind! Didn't we agree yesterday?"

"You know it's okay? Then you keep on throwing parties?" Bai Zhi and Guan Gu denounced him at the same time. They felt that Lu Ziqiao just found a reason to coax them yesterday just to make them compromise. It's simply shameless. what!

"Okay, I listen to you, what do you say?"

"I..." Guan Gu thought for a while, and just as he was about to say something, Zhang Wei hurried in: "Is there any toilet paper? Is there any toilet paper? Meijia Youyou and Yu Mo took all the stock away What should I do?"

"Maybe only Mr. Zeng has it here, but he has a cleanliness freak, so it should be locked up."

"Then what should I do? What should I do? The girl is gone, and I can't live through this day."

"Enough." Lu Ziqiao shouted: "Are those who sigh and sigh still considered men? As the only leader of the men's gang, I ask you to cheer up. If these girls never existed, wouldn't you all be alive? "

"What do you mean?"

"Guan Gu, your life is about to enter the grave, I won't hold you back, but you have to know that even if the world is destroyed, there will be a time when the light will come back, and the darkness will highlight the value of the light. Ask your heart, If there is something that you have always wanted to do but never acted on, just do it, if you say no, just pretend I am talking, after 48 hours, these thoughts will accompany your freedom to stay completely, and be my little one with peace of mind Auntie's sweet baby!"

"Who said I didn't? Yoyo also gave me a list of strictly prohibited items, and I'll take them out later."

"That's right, the time has come to do whatever you want." Lu Ziqiao said very passionately.

"Whoosh~~"

The passionate conversation between Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu was interrupted by a snoring sound. They turned their heads and saw that Bai Zhi was hugging the pillow and just fell asleep like this, nodding her head from time to time. It was obvious that she was not sleeping very comfortably.

"Hey~" Guan Gu knocked on the table, waking up Bai Zhi who was in a light sleep, Bai Zhi rubbed her eyes: "Oh, what's going on now? Where are you guys at?"

Lu Ziqiao felt powerless for a while, and he talked for a long time while brewing a good mood, but it was all destroyed after Bai Zhi fell asleep, but he also knew that Bai Zhi didn't want to be so foolish as Guan Gu, so he asked directly: "What do you want to do? But what you can’t do in time, you can do whatever you want today.”

"Things you want to do but can't do in time?" Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Why do you want to do it today? Will it be different someday?"

"I'll go..." Lu Ziqiao was having a headache, mmp, forgot that the so-called single weekend was just a special rest day for him, and he didn't have to wait until today to do whatever he wanted... ....

"So you don't have anything you suddenly want to do? For example, today you want to go fishing, or... have a party?"

"You put it down! I don't want to have a party." Seeing that Lu Ziqiao wanted to turn things over to the party again, Bai Zhi became more awake. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if Lu Ziqiao fooled him while he was still awake: "Suddenly want to There are things to do, but I suddenly want to fill my home with hot water and soak in a hot spring, who of you will participate?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. Can you have some thoughts that people on earth should have? You said you were going to soak in a hot spring, but you actually wanted to fill your home with hot water. You were in an open-air swimming pool! ?Besides, if there is no heating in the swimming pool, even if it is full, it will cool down quickly, right?

"I just want to know, how do you make hot springs?"

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin and thought carefully: "It's not impossible. If I can find a large rubber boat and fill it with water, maybe it will be fine."

"What about heating? This kind of thing should cool down after soaking for 2 minutes?"

"It's simple! Just buy a few that will heat up quickly, put them in the water, and run while they get hot."

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"This is an electric fish!" Lu Ziqiao complained, this idea is too dangerous, he coughed twice: "Well, let's discuss this idea later, we can go to the public bath tomorrow, it will also have the effect of hot springs, and do it at home This is too dangerous and not cost-effective.”

"Damn, you asked me if there was anything I suddenly wanted to do. Tomorrow I might not have the same idea. If I am going to go bungee jumping tomorrow, will you come with me?"

Lu Ziqiao wiped the cold sweat off his brow: "Well, well, there must be first come, first served, right? Guan Gu said first, we will do what Guan Gu wants to do first, and then it will be your turn tomorrow. No matter what you think of tomorrow, as long as you don't It's too dangerous, we all accompany you."

"This is what you said."

"I said so." Lu Ziqiao gritted his teeth and agreed to Bai Zhi's matter. . . .

Chapter 1237

It can be seen that Lu Ziqiao's promise was only a stopgap measure, but Bai Zhi still didn't take it to heart, so he just had a whim and went to the hot springs, of course it would be better to go with the girls, and he also agreed to go tomorrow, you can tomorrow It's good to get up.

Thinking that these guys can stay at home for a day with peace of mind, he murmured in his heart. Although a bunch of impatient people are a little sad, there is no need to do this, right?

After chatting with them for a while, Bai Zhi finally woke up, put the pillow on her shoulder, and ran back to 3601 to wash up.

It's just that Bai Zhi still felt pain in the bathroom. If Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao have been using Yoyo's toiletries, why hasn't he been using Yumo's products all the time?The main thing is that it doesn't matter what shampoo or shower gel they use, but those girls are different.

What kind of shower gel should be used to moisturize the skin, shampoo should be oil-controlling or soft, and even buy a bottle of everything, Bai Zhi really doesn’t care about these things, so he just uses whatever Yu Mo buys, not the hair. 09 smooth, good skin?They took it away in one go, and took away all the stock, Bai Zhi didn't even have the toothpaste for brushing her teeth. . .

Squeezing it out of the old toothpaste box that was almost used up, mixed it with water and brushed it again, Bai Zhi finally finished washing in the morning.

But half an hour passed, Zhang Wei and Guan Gu had already changed their clothes, sitting on the sofa, holding a long note in their hands, they didn't know what they were discussing.

Bai Zhi glanced over and thought, this is what Guan Gu said, Yoyo's list of strict prohibitions to him, Bai Zhi followed suit and took a look: "Play polo in the room, play live cs in the room, instant noodles 2.0... Guan Gu, do you really want to play in the room? If you find this way of playing, our house will be demolished without having to do anything."

"It's okay, just move the things in the room a little and you can play, don't worry about anything."

"Then which item shall we start with?" Zhang Wei asked with some doubts.

"Ziqiao and Mr. Zeng have already gone to prepare, and they should be here soon."

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived, and as soon as Guan Gu finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao rushed in wearing a hat: "everyboby, suit, up."

"Wow, is this playing polo in a room? But what about the horses?"

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Maybe you can be a horse, and then we can ride..."

"Get lost..." Zhang Wei said coldly.

It happened that Zeng Xiaoxian also ran in: "Single weekend, are, you, ready?"

A few people immediately booed, but there were only five of them, and it gave them the aura of hundreds of people. Lu Ziqiao clapped his hands, and Guan Gu and the others immediately understood how to get up and move the sofa, move things, and be single. The weekend begins here. . .

There are many people and strength, and after a while, things were moved away. Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu each rode a bicycle to form a confrontational situation. With an order, a decisive battle began. . .

Accompanied by the barking of the dog and the sound of the polo hitting the wall and the floor, the whole 3601 seemed to be falling apart. . .

I don't know how long it took, the polo turned into a fight, and the broom in one person's hand was replaced by a scroll book, and they started chasing and making a scene. . .

"You guys are playing polo, not people. I'm not polo... Fuck, Lu Ziqiao, you're screwed..."

"Ah~~"

"Who bucketed my chrysanthemum, how shameless?"

"..."

The uproar with full firepower couldn't last long at all. In just ten minutes or so, they had a complete rest, lying on the sofa like dead dogs, half-disabled from exhaustion. . .