Bitch living in an apartment

I have to say that Meijia is really caring for small animals. Although the two dogs don't know how many dolls she took apart, she still treats the two dogs like her younger brother.

"Meijia, don't spoil me. These two guys have been outside for a while, and they have done a lot of things." Bai Zhi said helplessly.

"What's wrong?" Yi Fei also came out of the room, and when she heard Bai Zhi's words, she became interested.

"What's the matter¨‖?" Bai Zhi couldn't get angry when she said this: "These two guys are the devil kings in the film crew! It is said that the room where the film was filmed! They have been bitten to death by them four times. This refurbishment will cost a lot of money, but that’s fine, maybe it’s because they’re used to being my sled dogs in the evening, they don’t feel comfortable pulling the sled once a day, so they wrap their dog ropes around other people and drag them for a while. It’s hundreds of meters away! Oh, it’s not like there’s a blanket on the ground, the asses of these directors and actors will be sparked.”

"Hiss~~" both Meijia and Yifei took a breath: "Are they so smart? Can they still kidnap people?"

"Of course not." Bai Zhi rubbed her nose: "They were just making noise, and then they accidentally tied a knot. Hey, you know, it's like the earphone cable in your pocket. If you tidy it up, it becomes a knot. They didn't know how to fight, and they were the same, they couldn't get rid of it, so they just ran a few hundred meters."

"Cough~ It's really... full of energy!" Meijia and Yifei smiled dryly and looked at the two ha and fawned on them.

Bai Zhi sighed: "That's fine, these two guys go shopping with beautiful women every day, buy a lot of food, drink, and toys, and miss work every day!"

"Could it be that you and Lu Ziqiao have learned these two things badly?" Yifei asked dumbfounded.

"Nonsense, when did I fail?" Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "I won't talk about these, the point is that these two bastards are still in a relationship, hey, not to mention delaying the progress, but also making the budget of the production crew very high double."

"Didn't you say they bought a lot of things? Things?"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Sister, those things are enough to fit a container. I'll bring them back when I'm full? Just wait! They will find someone to deliver them."

"Then they can't change dogs?" Yifei and Meijia were speechless.

"What do you want to change?" Bai Zhi spread out her hands: "Do you know how difficult it is to train a dog to dance? First of all, you have to pass the test of appearance, that's for sure, then you have to have a dog that has been trained from the beginning, and then you have to learn from the owner." Learn with the dog, because the owner and the dog have a good understanding, and finally dance with the protagonist.

You have to think about how long the preparatory work will be, and it may not be good for big and small ones. Can they make offerings like ancestors? "

"Then it seems that Daha and Xiaoha are also irreplaceable!" Meijia rubbed the faces of the two dogs and asked a little funny.

"Well, it's about the same." Bai Zhi sighed: "Gou Zipi is skinny, but the director told me that the effect of the filming is very good. Erha is very funny. With this dance, he can guarantee that it will definitely shock you." The audience, coupled with some brilliant performances in daily life, these consequences are completely acceptable to him."

After all, a dog is not a human being. You have to observe its living habits, and then edit it to the right place and appearance. It is normal to keep commanding, which is already very rare.

"' ‖Then let's go celebrate? Celebrate Gouzi's finale?" Yifei and Meijia suggested.

"sure!"

Bai Zhi nodded in agreement: "Hey, Yifei, Meijia, you go to the bar to get some wine, and call Shangguan Gu Youyou and Teacher Zeng. I'm going to buy vegetables and cook. How about celebrating at home today? I suddenly thought of a A new dish."

"OK, we'll go right away."

Yifei and Meijia's eyes lit up, they agreed, and then each led a dog outside. . .

Hey, everyone in the family regards Daha and Xiaoha as family members. If this is a normal family, how can the dog come back and drink to celebrate?That's how Daha and Xiaoha get this treatment.

But whether they just use this excuse to get high or something, it seems that it has nothing to do with the dog, can they still serve the table?The most is to give a few big bones on the dog bowl, and then they will eat their own, right?

It didn't take long for all the (good king's) people to gather together as soon as they heard the celebration, and they didn't care what the dog was doing, they were just waiting for dinner.

"Hey? Why don't you see Guan Gu and Yoyo?!" Bai Zhi saw that everyone had come, only Guan Gu, Yoyo and Yu Mo were left. You will be at home all day!

"Leave them alone, they have been very turbulent in recent days." Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei asked curiously.

Lu Ziqiao explained to everyone with a bit of pain: "You will know when they come over later, Guan Gu is going to the toilet now, and Yoyo is guarding the door."

"Um... She doesn't need to do this when she is in a hurry to go to the toilet, right? Isn't this 3601 unused?" Zhang Wei asked curiously.

"Ask them yourself~" Lu Ziqiao obviously didn't want to talk about it, so he pushed it out again, which made Zhang Wei even more curious.folder.

Chapter 1152

As soon as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, Yoyo ran over in a hurry and rushed into the toilet. Everyone who watched was stunned!A bathroom was occupied by two people just like that, no matter how much they yelled, they couldn't come out, those who didn't know thought they were going to blow up the toilet!

Fortunately, the two of them came out during the meal, otherwise Bai Zhi wondered if her craftsmanship had regressed, or why they would rather occupy the toilet than come out to eat.

The actions of Guan Gu and Youyou naturally aroused everyone's doubts: "Guan Gu Youyou, have you eaten your stomach?"

"..." Guan Gu winked at Bai Zhi, as if something was stuffed in his mouth.

"Your mouth...was blocked by eating too much just now?" Bai Zhi asked weakly.

"..."

Guan Gu wants to strangle Bai Zhi to death now, he just stayed in the toilet and said he ate too much, isn't that right. . .Hey~~ I feel disgusting just thinking about it, but they just didn't speak, and they winked vigorously, which made everyone very confused.

In the end, Lu Ziqiao came out and explained to everyone: "Okay, don't ask, they think that the love code they created can completely replace daily speech, so they agreed that whoever speaks first will be punished as a horse." After riding for a day, the result is what 363 looks like now.”

"I'll go, are they going to increase their profits?" Bai Zhi asked speechlessly.

He just told a random story, which was originally a tragic story with a little touch, but after being messed up by them like this, why did he feel like wanting to slap them?

"I have a question. Do they still look into each other's eyes face to face when they usually lie together and chat?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked meanly, but as soon as he finished speaking, Guan Gu and Yoyo fired at him vigorously. He shrank his neck in fright: "What are you doing? I don't know your love code, it's useless even if you blink your eyes!"

"..."

"Don't worry about them, it's impossible for them to talk now." Lu Ziqiao sighed: "I have borrowed money from Youyou a lot these days, but I can't even understand her blinking eyes."

"Then what happened to them having diarrhea at the same time?"

"It wasn't yesterday." Lu Ziqiao thought of this and suddenly wanted to laugh, but seeing Guan Gu Youyou's fierce eyes, even if he didn't understand the so-called password, he could tell that they were warning him, but Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but say It came out: "Yesterday there were some leftovers in the refrigerator, Yoyo originally wanted Guan Gu to throw them away, but because they were not very proficient in passwords, Guan Gu mistakenly thought that Yoyo asked him to finish eating. Don't waste it.

So Guan Gu ate it, and after that, seeing how delicious Guan Gu's food was, Yoyo thought it tasted good, so the two of them just finished off the leftovers, and the price was that now both of them have diarrhea all the time. "

"It seems that your password is not so easy to use! You can even trick yourself." Yifei joked funny, the two guys here are doing their business every day, not doing their business, and doing all these crap. . .

"Forget it, forget about them." Bai Zhi hurriedly greeted and sat down: "Let me tell you! This table of food was invited by Daha and Xiaoha, and these two people got a lot of rewards!"

"Okay! These two guys will make money?" Zhang Wei patted the dog who was gnawing on the bone next to him, and picked up a bone stick with meat: "Come on, this is a reward for you to eat."

"Zhang Wei, you are really stingy! Reward the two dogs with something they treat?" Meijia couldn't help but sneer.

"So what? They don't know, and they are still happy, right?" Zhang Wei enjoyed the thanks of the two dogs without any shame.

"Despise you."

"Yes, I despise you."

"..." The cannibal's mouth is soft, but his hands are soft, a group of guys help the two dogs talk while holding the vegetables.

'Gululu~~'

Everyone's mouths froze, and then Guan Gu and Youyou hurried to the toilet, and the corners of their mouths twitched: "What a crime! Knowing that you have diarrhea and still eating? How long will this take?"

"Don't talk about this when eating, I have no appetite." Zhang Wei devoured and tore the crayfish on the table.

"Your eating speed is very unconvincing!" Bai Zhi complained.

. . . . . .

After eating and drinking enough, it is natural to lie down lazily to digest food, not counting Guan Gu and Yoyo who are about to collapse, this dinner is undoubtedly perfect, the only thing that is not perfect is the episode of Guan Gu and Yoyo.

"I suspect they didn't eat leftovers, but laxatives?"

"Don't tell me, it might really be a laxative." Lu Ziqiao held a toothpick in his mouth: "They went to buy medicine this afternoon, but they didn't say a word. They just gestured to the doctor. Who knows what it is? It’s not the laxatives they bought, and when they communicated, the medicines they handed to each other didn’t have a name yet, who knows if they really took laxatives.”

"This story tells us that Xiu En'ai will not die, but will empty out her body." Bai Zhi nodded with deep sympathy, and then aroused most people's playful eyes.

"I'm talking about diarrhea." Bai Zhi explained helplessly, why are these people thinking so impure?I'm talking about diarrhea, what are you thinking?Really.

"I can't take it anymore." Yoyo's weak voice came from the toilet: "Who of you get me some paper!"

"噗~hahaha~~" Everyone didn't hold back when they heard this voice, and laughed directly. In the end, Yifei kindly handed the toilet paper in, but they also laughed at her: "Yuyou, first Those who speak must be ridden like horses! Are you sure you want to speak first?"

"Guan Gu is an idiot, how many times have I checked the password with him, but he got all of them wrong. It's all his fault, and he is the one who should be ridden like a horse." Youyou said angrily: Yes, why didn't you reply when I sent you a message?"

"Send a message?" Several people looked at their phones, okay!Everyone has one, ask them to pass the toilet paper, but everyone is chatting, and they don't read the chat messages at all: "Sorry, I didn't see it, Yoyo, it's not us talking about you, it's fine if you usually show affection, why are you still like this?" Are you playing?"

Youyou became even angrier when she talked about this: "I just asked Guan Gu to think of some distress codes. If he is kidnapped one day, he can call for help, but he is lucky. He came up with some daily codes. In the end, he himself didn't know the code at all. Can't remember."

"How do I remember... This is what you suggested to come up with the daily password!" Bai Zhi asked weakly, did he make a mistake?But he remembered that it was Yoyo who said it!

"Besides, if you are kidnapped, do you think the kidnapper will let you make eye contact? At most it will let you have a few words?" Zhang Wei also asked weakly.

"...".

Chapter 1153

Yoyo bit her finger and didn't know how to answer Zhang Wei's complaints, but she had to admit that this was a problem, and it was a very serious one: "I'm going to discuss this issue with Guan Guan now, and I must give this issue to you. Get rid of."

"Hey, hello..." Bai Zhi and the others couldn't shout anymore, so they could only say silently: "If you put your enthusiasm into the wedding, maybe you would have already prepared it?"

Bai Zhi always feels that Guan Gu and Yoyo are the fastest-growing people in the apartment, and they are also the easiest people to be together. It is really like opening up and hanging out. I do it by myself, every time, which is very embarrassing. People who could get together smoothly all the way, end up with twists and turns.

. . . . . .

After three days of silence, Guan Gu and Yoyo, who were locked in the room, finally came out again. Three days ago, Yoyo made a bold statement, and must discuss with Guan Gu how to make them look after being kidnapped~ comminicate.

On this day, Bai Zhi and the others were having a good drink at the bar, but Guan Gu and Youyou ran over like this: "Everyone, we - are back again."

"You guys? Can you finally talk?" Yifei asked in surprise, she still wanted to play with Guan Gu Youyou more!

"After my discussion with Guan Guan, we decided to..."

"After being kidnapped, do you have to watch the video to feel that the other party has been kidnapped?"

Guan Gu and Youyou looked dissatisfied at Bai Zhi who interrupted excitedly, and then said: "We decided to give up the possibility of using the love code instead of talking."

"Not bad! It should have been like this a long time ago. It took tens of thousands of years for human beings to finally learn to speak. If you insist on giving up this right, should I say that you are mentally ill? Or are you mentally ill?"

Guan Gu and Yoyo ignored the talking guy, but said excitedly: "However, we have researched a new distress code, which can adapt to every emergency situation, such as volcanic eruptions, tsunamis, terrorist attacks, zombies entering the city, and the It’s very dangerous to fall in the tub and so on.”

"Oh? Is that so? Let's hear it." Yifei was very interested to know what they thought of again. Could it be such a stupid thing again?

"Listen up." Yoyo excitedly took out a whistle-like thing from her pocket, then put it on her mouth and blew: "Wow~~"

A burst of baby crying came through, penetratingly reaching the ears of several people. . .

"This is the result of your discussion for three days..." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Guan Gu and Youyou with a twitch of his mouth, you two old people are really flustered! !

"Yes! Think about it, a baby crying can easily arouse people's sympathy and desire to protect, and a baby crying means that he has encountered a trouble that he can't solve. This is very suitable as a distress signal, and I, please, black The whistle made is very penetrating, it can adjust the volume, the maximum volume can be heard within a radius of 500 meters, and it can avoid real accidents, I will give you a try... "

"Hey, hey, no, no, thank you, my family~"

A few people hurriedly stopped Yoyo from committing the crime, Ma Dan, if she did this, not only the people in the bar would complain, even the old man from the sunset red community next door would come to complain.

"Do you need it? I made several spare ones. If you want one, I can give you one..." Yoyo took out several whistles from her pocket.

"No need, no need..." Several people hurriedly waved their hands. What kind of accident could happen in this place?That is, it is more reliable if it falls inside. . .

Besides, when encountering those accidents they said, the whistle doesn't matter. . .

"Hey, by the way, Bai Zhi, when we came down just now, we found Xiaoha was picking on the doors of your apartment, didn't you fasten them?"

"No! I remember it was tied before I came out." Bai Zhi looked at Yu Mo.

Yu Mo nodded, and said with certainty: "Yes, it is indeed tied up. I remember you also said that their kennels are not strong enough. Buy a hammer and nails when you are going back."

"Our suite won't be demolished by them, will it?"

"When we went out, it seemed that it went downstairs." Guan Gu said with some uncertainty.

"I'll go..." Bai Zhi frowned, "Would this bastard elope?"

"Elope with whom?"

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"That bitch downstairs! They hooked up the day before yesterday."

"..."

Several people twitched the corners of their mouths, almost spurting out a mouthful of blood: "This spring has long passed, is there a mistake? Even Erha has a companion?"

"That's it..." Bai Zhi said and slapped her thighs here: "Look at you single dogs, the dogs who stay at home every day are out of singles, you degenerate men and women who hang out in bars all the year round, are you still single? It’s worse than a dog’s life.”

"..."

Bai Zhi immediately turned on the map cannon, except for Guan Gu and Yoyo, all stared at Bai Zhi with unfriendly expressions, Yu Mo couldn't bear to look at him anymore, and covered his face as if he didn't know this guy.

 …  

Just at the moment when the sword was on the verge of breaking out, a discordant voice suddenly came out: "Hey, fortunately, there is nothing wrong with me this time."

When everyone turned around, they wanted to see that guy was so shameless, but when they saw Zhang Wei's smug face, Yifei said with disdain: "Cut, it's just you? You are the real Wannian single Dog, there is nothing wrong with you, the dog will make money now, and earn more than you, how can you compare to them?"

Zhang Wei gradually lost his smile, Ma Dan, you will die if you don't say this?Zhang Wei, who always felt that he was a high-end person, suffered from not being able to make much money. As a result, he was ridiculed like this, and he was already considered very educated if he didn't flip the table on the spot.