Bitch living in an apartment

"Where did you get it so good?" Bai Zhi looked at Mijia like a fool, isn't this kind of girl-picking trick really good?

"Lu Ziqiao has never used this kind of trick, what is it not very powerful?"

"If you don't need it, it doesn't mean you can't think of it." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "He doesn't use it because it's useless. This trick is too restrictive. If it's not used well, it's like picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelon. You think everyone is you. ?If a person says that he has a girlfriend, he will undoubtedly cut off most of his peach blossoms. This reason can discourage many girls. Maybe this is not called a trick to pick up girls at all, but a trick to wash your hands in a golden basin, understand ?"

"..."

Meijia has believed [-]% of what Bai Zhi said, and neither side will work. The next step is to choose the most likely meaning: "Then what do you think Xiaofeng is?"

"The third type." Before Bai Zhi could speak, Zhang Wei replied.

"Xiao Zhao is fictional?"

"Yes." Zhang Weimei said with a smile: "This person who does not do well in Xiaofeng's exams will commit suicide, and he is not such a playful person. He is definitely not the kind of person who is in two boats. Only the third type is not, so the first Three are the most likely."

"Okay! Zhang Wei, do you understand the analysis so well now?" Bai Zhi stared at Zhang Wei in surprise, "It seems that next time you have a court session, you won't be incapable of fighting with Wei Wei?"

"Hee hee hee, of course, then you guys talk, I'll take a bath again."

"..." Bai Zhi shook the goosebumps on her body, he was meowing, it seems that there is no rule in the court that people can't speak in a strange way, right?If it is really stipulated, Zhang Wei will be laughed at as an idiot if he goes to court like this. . .

"Then... what should I do?" Meijia lost her senses for a moment: "I'm already ready to travel to country T with him."

"Look at you~" Bai Zhi said calmly: "In two days, ask him directly whether Xiao Zhao really exists. If he really says it is the third case, it depends on your own choice. If you accept He, just go on a trip with him, if you don't accept it, then refuse it!"

"You mean to say, let me test it first, so as not to have other possibilities, so as not to cause misunderstanding."

"Yes, try first."

"OK, I understand." After Meijia finished speaking, she happily ran back to the room, probably to catch up on sleep.

. . . . . .

A few days later, Zhang Wei's court session was held, and Meijia was going to travel to country T with Xiaofeng today. It seemed that everything had been brought together. Bai Zhi just sighed, this will be another uneasy day.

I got up, brushed my teeth and washed my face, poured cold water on my face, and immediately woke up, shivering: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bai Zhi posed narcissistically in front of the mirror, stretched her waist, stayed at home for a while, waited for the bar to open, and went to the bar to sit down as usual.

Yifei didn't seem to have anything to do today, she was sitting there as soon as the bar opened, Bai Zhi said hello, and moved over: "Hey, Yifei, you and Teacher Zeng have been in a cold war for a long time, and you haven't made peace yet? "

"Don't mention that bitch in front of me, I'll be annoyed when I hear it." Yifei bowed impatiently.

"Okay, okay!" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, if she had known about it, she would have used that game to force her, even if it was a step down!There is still no reconciliation yet: "May I ask, did you really break up with each other?"

"What do you say?"

"I don't think it's possible." Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, analyzed and said: "Some things are not unforgivable. Although this matter has stepped on your bottom line, it did not cause bad consequences, so there is still room for buffering of."

"Cut~ What do you know?"

"I know 0......" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "But forget it, if fate really makes you break up, it would be too tiring to stop it, I'd better wait for you to reconcile." !"

"How old are you that you start to believe in fate?"

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi sneered twice, and didn't speak any more.

As the saying goes, Cao Cao arrived when they mentioned Cao Cao, and Zeng Xiaoxian arrived as soon as they talked about Zeng Xiaoxian. He walked over with some dissatisfaction, and said confidently: "Hu Yifei, how can you let Ziqiao be the host of Guangu? Don't meddle in this matter, Guan Gu has approached me and asked me to take charge of the wedding."

"Who said that? Yoyo was looking for me."

"Hey, they dumped me when they were full?" Zeng Xiaoxian retorted dissatisfiedly: "Oh, I see, you must be the one who made trouble, right?"

"Cut~~" Yifei said unhappily: "Am I free? Of course, for such a big event as marriage, you need to find a reliable person to preside over it. Is your character reliable?"

"What's wrong with my character?" Zeng Xiaoxian was not happy when he heard it, because he just got mad and leaked your privacy!Is it necessary to say this? "#￥#@￥@"

All of a sudden, there was another quarrel, and Bai Zhi looked at the side tiredly: "Hey, there is another quarrel, the old is not counted, and the new enmity is added, what a crime!"

"I'm their best friend 2.9, what are you messing with? It's not like we don't know your history of screwing up things."

"Come on, what kind of character do you have? You can use other people's privacy to make money. Can this kind of character be considered good? What if you use Guan Gu Youyou's wedding to make money again? Don't do it again." This is cheap! I tell you."

"Isn't that what happened last time? I've said too much to you, and I beat you, scolded me, and the cold war is over. You still hold on to this matter, what kind of man are you? I don’t care about you, let me tell you, my patience is limited.”

"My mother is a woman, don't talk about men with me, you #￥￥@#%@#"

The two quarreled endlessly, and Yifei still started to fight, but Zeng Xiaoxian was very bold this time and did not avoid the edge. . . .

Chapter 1137

In the bar, everything was going on in an orderly manner, those who should drink drink, those who should pick up girls, should get high, the quarrel just now seemed to have never happened, and it quickly subsided, Bai Zhi spent a lot of time The strength of the two tigers finally persuaded the two of them, and now they have stopped.

Bai Zhi stood on the edge of the bar with a constipated expression on her face. This was really an outbreak of old and new hatred, and Yifei almost killed him directly.

Zeng Xiaoxian also suppressed to a certain extent, and in the end he really didn't care about anything, and argued hard together.

Not long after, Guan Gu and Yoyo appeared at the bar, looking around, they saw Bai Zhi walking over: "Bai Zhi, have you seen Yi Fei and Teacher Zeng?"

"I see, they just finished arguing in the bar! Now they are taking a break in the toilet!" Bai Zhi pouts in the bathroom, he is still thinking about what to say next!Well, now that the culprit is here, he can relax a bit: "You really handed over the wedding to them in 09?"

"Yeah! I said they would quarrel." Yoyo complained distressedly: "Guan Guan, it's all your fault, why didn't you tell me when you went to see Teacher Zeng?!"

"How did I know you would find Yifei? I originally..."

"It's worth it~~" Bai Zhi hurriedly interrupted them: "My trigeminal nerve hurts! Don't make trouble, can you? Save it for a while, and after this matter is over, I will find a latrine for you to quarrel with, okay? This way you don’t have to worry about polluting the environment.”

"..."

"Then prepare two boxes of mineral water for me, I want to prepare some saliva to persuade them." Yoyo was helpless.

"No need." Bai Zhi said casually: "I've already persuaded her. It's useless for me to coerce or lure you, and I guess you don't have much use either."

"What should I do?"

"What should I do?" Bai Zhi almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, dare you apologize and just say a few words?Do you want to kowtow?This is the biggest baggage way: "Go prepare an apology gift! Let them see your attitude of apologizing, this is serious, as for the others, what the hell!!"

Anyway, the main reason for Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei's quarrel was the incident last time, and Baizhi really couldn't persuade him about that incident, so he simply asked Guan Gu and Youyou to admit their mistake and it was over.

"It's that simple?"

"Where is it so simple?" Yoyo just finished talking and Guan Gu's egg hurts: "Do you know what gift to buy?"

"Uh~~" Yoyo took a breath, okay!She really doesn't know, that's right!They don't even know what to buy!Then they looked at Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, what's your opinion?"

"An opinion!" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "I think the best thing is something that is neither cheap nor expensive, but something that can calm them down, so maybe not only will they not quarrel, but even the cold war will end. "

"It makes sense!" Guan Gu and Youyou's eyes lit up: "Then let's give them a pet! Seeing such a cute thing, Yifei and Mr. Zeng will definitely turn their fights into friendship."

"Pets? Just think about whether Daha and Xiaoha will bring peace to Teacher Zeng and Yifei, and buy pets?" Bai Zhi said disdainfully.

"..."

Ok!Daha and Xiaoha really can't make people feel peaceful, and it will definitely make everyone's blood pressure rise late. Fortunately, Daha and Xiaoha are not here these days, otherwise Yifei will probably be even more irritable.

Although not all animals are huskies, what if you encounter them?That is a tragedy!

"By the way, let's grow plants? This one won't make trouble, and it will purify the air. The power of nature, just listening to it makes people feel calm."

"It's a plant again?" Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Did you forget that Yifei even demolished Abo's nest a few days ago in order to make Zhang Wei and Ziqiao succumb to grooming Teacher Zeng? Yifei's next target."

Both Guan Gu and Yoyo swallowed, how could they have forgotten this: "Then... just give a sedative, at worst, when they quarrel again, each one will be fine."

"Good idea." Bai Zhi nodded: "But are you sure that you two together can beat one fee?"

"Pfft~~" Guan Gu and Youyou spewed a mouthful of old blood far away, neither this nor that, it really wasn't as simple as what I said before: "Then Bai Hero, do you have any suggestions?"

"Tsk~~" Bai Zhi thought for a while: "Why don't you give me a foot washing card from the Foot Washing City?"

"Foot washing... card? Can this thing work?" Guan Gu and Yoyo looked at each other and asked with some confusion.

"Okay." Bai Zhi nodded: "I went to wash it last time, and almost fell asleep. It was so comfortable. Turn the phone to silent, and you don't even know who is calling you."

"I do not believe."

"Then try it!" Bai Zhi spread her hands.

Guan Gu and Yoyo really had no choice but to try first.

So, they followed Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi took them inside with ease: "Boss, book a room."

"Okay~~" The proprietress agreed: "Yo~ Isn't this Teacher Bai?"

"Ah?" Bai Zhi was stunned, and looked at Guan Gu Youyou, seeing that they were also confused: "No... why do you call me Teacher Bai?"

"Isn't that Mr. Bai? I watch your videos often."

The proprietress enthusiastically talked with Bai Zhi, but Bai Zhi felt ashamed when she said this: "The video of the inspirational teacher? Do you watch this too?"

"Of course, not only me, but also my daughter. He really likes you." The proprietress said excitedly, "Look, this is my daughter. She has failed to lose weight many times, but after watching your video, one day I lost ten pounds."

"Damn it~~" Bai Zhi almost ran away, what the hell is this?There are absolutely three hundred catties of meat balls on it. If you skip one meal a day, you may lose ten catties. It seems that she didn't panic: "Cough~ that, that, I'm married."

"I know." The proprietress said calmly: "I can see it, don't worry, my daughter has nothing wrong with you."

"That's good, that's good." Bai Zhi patted his chest, it was too scary, if the proprietress told him if she had any ideas, Bai Zhi would turn around and run away: "By the way, they want a private room to wash their feet. Shall they open it?"

"Okay~~ Since I'm Teacher Bai's friend, I'll give you a [-]% discount." The proprietress said happily, "You go in first! I'll ask someone to bring you the footwashing water."

"Really?" Guan Gu Youyou's surprised eyes flashed golden light: "That's great, let's go...".

Chapter 1138

"I'm so lucky. I actually met Bai Zhi's client here. I didn't expect the inspirational teacher video they shot to be so good!" Yoyo was pleasantly surprised when she changed her shoes. Now that they're married, it's a little bit left!If there is a discount for buying gifts, they will still support it with both hands and feet.

Bai Zhi, who also walked into this private room, closed the door and yawned: "Don't think it's so beautiful, I went to see it just now, even if they don't have anything to do with me in their store, they still have a discount promotion, buy one set and get one free, That's not much different from [-]% off."

"Ah?" Youyou was stunned: "Then she was so enthusiastic just now?"

"The merchant's usual method, haven't you bargained the price? You go to the store, even if you cut the price in half, they will still sell it to you. What about making friends and repeat customers? In the end, you count the real The purchase cost, people still earn double."

"That's right, I know that." Yoyo nodded sympathetically, and immediately lost her gratitude to the proprietress, so she just said it!How could the video of Bai Zhi singing red faces still have fans?Stir-fried shredded pork with bamboo shoots is not bad.

Watching the other waiter bring the bucket in, Bai Zhi rubbed her hands, sat down on the sofa, and stretched her feet in: "Ah~~~comfortable..."

"That's not right!" Yoyo said a little strangely: "She lied to you like this, and you still spend money here? This doesn't suit your style!"

Bai Zhi waved her hand: "Don't care about these details, I never thought she would be my fan, it doesn't matter if she cheats or not, let's talk about it after I'm done soaking!"

Guan Gu and Youyou stretched it out dubiously, feeling refreshed for a while, and moaned: "Cool~~"

The few people didn't talk anymore, but not long after, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian got the news from nowhere, and chased them directly to Xijiao City. Seeing their happy faces, they became very angry: "Hey, Guan Gu, Yoyo, aren't you too much? You threw the mess of the wedding to us, and you ended up soaking your feet here¨‖?"

"Uh~~" Guan Gu and Yoyo were startled and a little embarrassed, they were having so much fun that they almost forgot their purpose of coming here: "Don't be angry, Mr. Zeng, listen to us, we It's really not intentional to hand over the wedding to the two of you, so we're not going to give you a foot washing card as an apology for you.

But the proprietress said she would give us a [-]% discount, so let's try it first, or you will join us? "

"Come on less." Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian said they didn't buy it, but seeing Guan Gu and Yoyo's relaxed faces, they refused to accept it. Why should they worry so much about these two guys? ?

So, they also called two foot-washing buckets, and just put them in, groaning comfortably.

Guan Gu and Youyou smiled and said, "How is it? We didn't lie to you, did we?"

"You have finally reached a truce."

"It's just a temporary truce." Yifei said slowly, "However, we have reached an agreement on one thing."

"what is the problem?"

"Your wedding, do it yourself." Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian said together.

Bai Zhi nodded: "That's right! I've never been anxious if I insisted on doing those fancy things. Look at me, don't I feel fine?"

"Then why don't you call Shang Yumo?" Yifei said lightly.

"I called it a long time ago. When you think about it, the flowers will all wither..."

'jingle bell~~'

I don't know whose mobile phone vibrated. In this quiet environment, it was quite harsh. Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "Whose mobile phone?! I don't know if you need to turn it off when you are doing such a comfortable thing?"

"It's Meijia's call." Yoyo answered, "Meijia, what's the matter?"

It's so quiet here, even if Yoyo didn't turn on the PA at all, they could still hear Mika's voice clearly: "Yoyo, I have something to tell you, if at this time, I tell you , I called Xiaofeng, will you despise me?"

"No...how could it be? There's a call?! That's great..."

At this moment, the quiet footwashing room erupted into a commotion, and everyone followed suit. Meijia said in pain, "What's that sound? Who's talking there?"

"Everyone is here!"