Bitch living in an apartment

"you know?"

Both Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei were surprised, did they know after just a few words?

"Of course." Yu Mo cast a glance at Zeng Xiaoxian: "When Teacher Zeng and Laura were dating last night, Bai Bai and I were by the side, but they were too affectionate and didn't see us."

"Yes, Mr. Zeng, what am I talking about? The premise for me to help you is that you are not a victim. Now that you are a victim, I really can't help you."

"Let's go, who wants your help? I'm fine now, and I don't have any difficulties. How can I ask you to help me?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know if it was because he was proud of his face, or if he really thought about it that way, or if he was impulsive, but anyway, he meant that he didn't want Bai Zhi's help. .

Chapter 113

"Besides, I'm with her now, and there's nothing wrong with it. This is the dream of countless men, and I did it. When she comes back, we can date and be happy together without any responsibility."

"You are wrong, you don't have to bear any responsibility, you just have to bear the greatest responsibility."

"Nonsense, what's your responsibility?" Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't believe that he could leave just by putting on his pants. What do you expect her to do to you?

Bai Zhi crossed her arms and said confidently: "Then let me tell you! She has traveled across many countries, many of which are still in war. Do you think the sanitary conditions in those places will be good? What if you get AIDS and syphilis?" The...hey...~"

Zeng Xiaoxian's body froze when he heard this sentence, but Bai Zhi's last sentence - made him feel as if he had fallen into an ice cave.

"Wait a minute, Teacher Zeng, you seem to have had intimate contact with her, right?" Bai Zhi looked him up and down.

They seemed to understand something, subconsciously took a few steps away from him, and Bai Zhi simply shouted at the top of his voice: "Waiter, do you have a gas mask, give me a dozen, the kind that can prevent biochemical gas .”

"..."

Yu Mo looked at Bai Zhi who was fussing over a molehill, and twisted the soft flesh around his waist, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, to tell him not to be so direct.

"It's not that serious, is it?" Zeng Xiaoxian's whole body started to itch because of Bai Zhi.

"Teacher Zeng, my condolences."

"..."

"We will miss you. By the way, let's say your last words first! Do you plan to bury or cremate?" Bai Zhi looked at him seriously: "I suggest you cremate. If there is a virus in the burial, it will be troublesome."

"Go, there is no conclusion yet!" Zeng Xiaoxian roared with a flushed face.

Although he yelled loudly, he was really angry, and his heart was beating all the time.

Even if the sanitary conditions and medical conditions in the country reach this point, you will get sick if you don't pay attention, let alone transnational, and there are many places where the sanitary conditions are not up to standard at all.

I swear fiercely in my heart, I must go to check and check later, otherwise I really don't know how to die.

"Oh, I see, you are jealous of me, this is every man's dream, hehe, and I did it." Although Zeng Xiaoxian was flustered in his heart, he was still stubborn.

"Yeah, I'm jealous of you." Bai Zhi didn't refute: "But can you please go and check it? It makes me feel very insecure! Oh, of course, I don't believe you, after all, you are an old clean freak, everyone Know.

I don't believe that Laura, you ask them, if you don't go and check, we won't be able to eat. "

Everyone nodded cooperatively. Originally, they meant that they hated iron and steel to Zeng Xiaoxian, but now that Bai Zhi said that, they felt as if there were a hundred fleas on their bodies, and it became more and more itchy.

"What do you mean, why do I feel that Laura is like a mobile bacterial bank?" Although Yu Mo knew that Bai Zhi was trying to persuade Zeng Xiaoxian, but this made Laura too unbearable.

"It's not a bacteria bank." Bai Zhi shook her head: "This is basically a virus bank, and it's also a humanoid self-propelled fortress. Wait a minute, maybe it's a carrier of the X virus, and its purpose is to bring the world into a doomsday..."

Everyone turned their heads away in embarrassment, no one will cooperate with him now, the more they talk, the more outrageous they are, and the X virus is still spreading like this?The virus is too weak, right?

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he couldn't speak. When he came back to his senses, he threw out those unrealistic thoughts in his mind: "Are you worrying too much?"

"Teacher Zeng, don't blame me for not reminding you." Bai Zhi said quietly: "If this disease is discovered early, there may be a possibility of cure, if it is late..."

Bai Zhi didn't say anything further, but everyone knows what's behind.

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly twice, then cut out arrogantly: "Who has been in close contact with her?"

But after a few seconds, Zeng Xiaoxian was sweating more and more: "I still have to buy gifts for Laura! You guys talk, I'll go first."

As he said that, he ran out as if he was flying. As for whether he bought some gifts, he didn't know.

But everyone thinks that this guy should just go for an inspection.

"Hahaha~"

"Haha~"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's embarrassed figure, everyone couldn't say whether it was gloating or something else, but it was true that they breathed a sigh of relief.

What if Zeng Xiaoxian and Laura are together, are they a blessing?Or destroy it?

Say blessings!This obviously looks like Zeng Xiaoxian was confused for a while.

You say destroy it!As the saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage, and they will become bad people instead.

0 ･･････ Ask for flowers 0 ･･･

Hey, it's hard to do!

Therefore, Bai Zhi decided to clarify some pros and cons. Zeng Xiaoxian already knew the benefits, but he was immersed in the pit of 'benefits' and couldn't get out.

And Baizhi just made the 'bad' side clear. Although this statement is a bit scary, if Laura does this, the accident rate will definitely be as high as 50.00%.

"Hey, seeing Mr. Zeng's current appearance, I thought of the bear boy. It's really worrying!" Bai Zhi sighed.

"So, you scared him half to death? Mama Bai?" Yifei said amusedly. What she just said, she couldn't help but stay away from Zeng Xiaoxian.

"That can't be helped, who made him give me a headache!"

"Have a headache all over?" Yu Mo looked at him amusedly: "Then how many heads do you have?"

........ 0

"Headache, forehead pain, nose pain, tongue pain, fingers pain, toes pain, emmm, I think of these for the time being, and I will tell you when other places hurt."

"Pfft~ There are so many places where it hurts!"

Several people laughed along with him. Sometimes this guy's dick is more like a living treasure, but usually he is much happier.

At night, when Bai Zhi and Yu Mo came back, they didn't plan to go out, so they just sat down here and chatted.

"By the way, I forgot to mention that Yumo will live in the love apartment for a few days. Yifei, didn't you say that you have something to ask Yumo? Sometimes you can look for it, or you can do it now."

"That's good! Yu Mo, sit here and let's discuss."

Yi Fei's eyes lit up when she heard that, two days ago she was looking for Yu Mo for something, but was delayed by the blind date, today she heard that Yu Mo lives in the love apartment, but she went out to play with Bai Zhi.

It's hard to catch the opportunity now, of course it's better to ask now.

Yu Mo sat over enthusiastically, when the two were chatting happily, an apple was handed over, Yu Mo was startled, and saw that it was Bai Zhi: "What are you doing?"

"Apple! Don't you like eating the skin? I thought the skin is a good thing, don't waste it, so I gnawed it off for you."

"..." Yu Mo covered his face and didn't want to see anyone. Looking at the apple with only the core left, he was silent for a long time and could only choke out a sentence: "Next time, if you want to eat it, can you eat it thinner? Are you going to let me eat baby?" Six.

Chapter 114

Yumo and Yifei were chatting on the sidelines, and they forgot the time. Baizhi couldn't get in the conversation at all, so they went to the toilet, and when they came out after washing their hands with their pants, they were blocked by Mei Jiala to the side.

Meijia glanced at Yumo mysteriously, and found that she was still excited about telling Yifei.

"What are you doing? Mika."

"Ah~oh~" Seeing that there was nothing wrong there, Meijia said slowly: "Baizhi Gege..."

"Yeah." Bai Zhi waited for her to continue without changing her face, which made Mei Jia feel discouraged.

"Well, I just want to ask, do you... have a girlfriend?"

"..." Bai Zhi rubbed her brows, feeling a little headache: "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Eh heh heh~" Meijia laughed awkwardly, and slapped her mouth: "I want to say, next year's Valentine's Day, do you need a spare tire?"

"..."

"Hehehe, don't get me wrong, I mean, just in case, I said just in case! In case Yu Mo happens to have to work overtime or something, then you will definitely feel lonely when you see other couples getting married right?"

"That's true!" Bai Zhi nodded seriously. It's really sad to have a girlfriend but not be able to celebrate Valentine's Day together.

"So, at this time, we need a spare tire to go online. How about we make an appointment with each other. If there is an arrangement for Valentine's Day, we can cancel it at any time. If not, we can also have a partner, right???"

Bai Zhi glanced at Meijia, rubbed her chin in thought, and nodded from time to time.

"You promised?"

"No..." Bai Zhi replied casually as if she hadn't heard her words: "Thank you for reminding me of Mijia, I'll go to Yu Mo and say yes now, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me, haha~"

"...Hey~" Meijia patted her forehead, that's not the plan!Why?Forget it, there are two spares anyway, it doesn't matter if he is there or not.

. . . . . .

The next morning, when Bai Zhi returned home after walking the dog, she deliberately brought everyone's breakfast. Why?

Yu Mo finally didn't drive him out of the room. Although he still made a floor, it was a big improvement. Therefore, Bai Zhi, who was in a good mood, finished walking the dog before everyone woke up. Everyone came back from breakfast.

"There is food, if you don't come out, it will be gone." Bai Zhi screamed in 3602, and suddenly there was a clattering sound, Guan Gu and Meijia ran out.

"Wow~ Baizhi, it's so early today?"

"Why just the two of you? Where's Zi Qiao?" Bai Zhi looked into Lu Ziqiao's room. It stands to reason that even if he sleeps to death, he must be the first one to run out when he hears that there is food, right?

But now that the door is open, the person has disappeared. This is very weird. This guy doesn't have to go to work, and he doesn't need to get up so early.

"I don't know, we just got up."

"Forget it, I'll send these to the neighbor." Bai Zhi picked up a bag and walked slowly to 3601: "Does anyone want fresh big meat buns? No one wants..."

Bai Zhi pushed open the door of 3601 on her own, but what she saw was a familiar but annoying face, Bai Zhi froze.

When Laura saw Bai Zhi, her face was full of smiles, she raised her hand and waved: "Hi, handsome guy, we meet again."

"..." Bai Zhi didn't expect that he deliberately avoided her these few days, but still bumped into her, immediately turned around and ran out, and shouted: "Yu Mo, help! The battery is loaded..."

"..."

Laura's hands in the air froze, she looked at everyone suspiciously, and then fixed her eyes on Zeng Xiaoxian: "Xian'er, do you know him?"

"I know... I know..." Zeng Xiaoxian naturally heard Bai Zhi tell the story, but seeing Laura now, he didn't know that pouring slop on her body was Bai Zhi's masterpiece.

"Then do you know what he means?"

"Hehehe..." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, of course he didn't dare to tell the truth: "I... I don't know either, leave him alone, women have those few days every month, and he has those days every day. a couple of hours."

"So interesting."

"Hehehe~"

. . . . . .

Laura seemed to be in a hurry. Not long after Bai Zhi ran out, she also opened the door and left, as if she was going to be late in a hurry.

It wasn't until she left that Bai Zhi poked her head out of the window. Wan Yu saw Bai Zhi's appearance: "Bai Zhi, what are you doing? Laura has already left. By the way, where's your breakfast?"

"Let's go? That's good." Bai Zhi opened the window and walked in, threw the breakfast on the table: "Scared me to death 0......"

"Why are you afraid of this woman?" Yifei couldn't understand.

"I'm not afraid of her!" Bai Zhi muttered, "It's just that this woman is a bullshit. I don't want to talk to her, so I avoid her. Otherwise, I can punch ten people like her. .”

"Cut~~" Yifei turned her head away in disdain, and it was like this when they met each other, not to mention crying ten times, it's good that she didn't cry in fright.

"Hey, by the way, Teacher Zeng, why did you take her home? Are you not afraid of getting sick?"

"You are sick." Zeng Xiaoxian sprayed Bai Zhi all over his face: "I have already gone to the hospital for an examination, and Laura has also shown me her medical examination report, and it was in the last few days, how could something be wrong? "

"So, you can rest assured and bring her home to celebrate?"

"You..." Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Bai Zhi's yin and yang aura, but said indifferently: "She just has no place to live, and I feel sorry for bringing her here."

"Oh~~" Bai Zhi nodded understandingly, and leaned over wretchedly: "How many times last night?"

"Go eat your breakfast." Zeng Xiaoxian angrily pushed Bai Zhi away.

"Oh~ I see..." Bai Zhi clicked her tongue twice: "A beast!"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian stared at him with dead fish eyes, as if he was going to swallow him alive: "Let me tell you, nothing happened to me and her last night. To avoid suspicion, I wrapped myself up tightly. .”

"Really? 0.6 Then how did you see your QQ big toe, Laura?" Yifei interrupted suddenly, and Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.