Bitch living in an apartment

Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly: "I see, the goddess who has a crush on her has become a competitor, and you and I have become a life and death rival. We also sympathize with you! Sister Xianglin."

"Don't mention this, and it's been a few days ago, I'm not talking about this."

"Then which one do you say?"

"Last night, when I came home, I saw Mika sleeping on the sofa, so I..."

"Hey~~ Pervert." Yifei shook her goosebumps in disgust. She suspected that Zhang Wei was single for a long time and had a relationship that had just started and ended.

"It's not what you think..." Zhang Wei hurriedly explained, and at the same time his tone was speechless: "I found out that Meijia had an unusual dream."

Zeng Xiaoxian stopped turning the pages of the book, and looked at Zhang Wei in shock: "Oh, Zhang Leonardo, Yi Daprio, you still told his dream?"

"Hehehe~" Zhang Wei laughed a few times: "I asked directly."

"What did you ask?"

"None of this matters..."

Bai Zhi rubbed her nose: "You mentioned Meijia's dream yourself, but now it's not important? Then what is important?"

Zhang Wei was very dissatisfied with being cut off again and again, and said angrily: "Can you listen to me?! After I found out that Mijia woke up, I asked her what dream she had, and she actually scolded me. And her face is still red, and it's not the bright red of watermelon, nor the tender red of apples, nor the Sudan red of grilled chicken wings, but a very rippling red."

"Rangling is telling you the color?"

"The one with the problem is not Meijia, but you, Zhang Yida?" Bai Zhi looked at him with a half-smile.

"Where is it? What I said is true." Zhang Wei thought they didn't believe it, so he hurried to explain.

But Bai Zhi didn't give him a chance to explain, but said calmly: "I know, what you said is true, but, Zhang Yida, having sex dreams is not normal for people who don't have such a life Is it? It’s not normal for a person without erotic dreams? Zhang Wei, don’t tell me you don’t have erotic dreams, then I have to doubt you..."

"Hey~~" Both Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian stayed away from him in disgust.

Zhang Wei stared blankly at the few people. He didn't understand why they weren't surprised by such a breaking news.He also said it so naturally, Zhang Wei felt that the matter was not enough to gossip, he thought for a while, and then said: "According to my reasoning, the erotic dream she had was very unusual, and it is very likely that the dream was about someone from our place. Individual 0......"

"Vulgar." Zeng Xiaoxian scolded, and then said wretchedly: "I hate it~~"

"..."

Zhang Wei didn't want to joke with him: "Don't you believe me, based on these clues, I deduced the most likely scenario, which is my specialty."

"Come on, it's just your reasoning? Pushing a dung ball is almost the same. Don't guess what the girl is thinking, or you will wait for the brain damage!"

"It's not difficult! I've mastered the rules."

"Get lost! Why are all of you men so self-righteous? You will be cowardly at the critical moment."

"Hey, Yifei, isn't your attack area too wide? Oh, I know, your blind date is not going well!?" Zeng Xiaoxian caught a glimpse of Yifei's computer and thought of a possibility, and Yifei was the only one who was upset When it's good, it will open the map gun: "Haha, I told you a long time ago, the Internet..."

"Don't worry about it." Yifei said impatiently: "I am on the front page, and there are dozens of rich and handsome people, and I am too busy."

"Hey hey hey~~"

"It's a pity that these rich people are too uncreative. They even ask me out in the same way. They either eat or drink, nothing else. 2.9..."

"Then what do you want? People will ask you as soon as they come up, will you be buried together?" Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows.

"That's better than just going out to drink and eat? At least he has a good sense of humor and isn't afraid of me."

"Understood, strong medicine for serious illness, strong taste, naturally eat garlic and durian." Bai Zhi nodded thoughtfully, and quickly learned another trick by herself.

When Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian heard the two things of garlic and durian, their throats couldn't help but surge, especially Zeng Xiaoxian, this guy really hates the smell of durian, let alone the smell of garlic. What Bai Zhi said was just like him. It's like being there.

Yifei's face immediately pulled down. Didn't Baizhi's words mean that she has a strong taste?Even so, don’t say it out~~~.

Chapter 1094

Yifei reminded herself to calm down, don't be so fussy with Bai Zhi, a bitch, he is a bitch, and I can't be as bitch as him, so I started to change the subject: "Zhang Wei, since you are so good at reasoning, why don't you reason Tell me, what kind of boy do I like? Let me see how much you weigh."

"Hey, Yifei." Zeng Xiaoxian said weakly: "Zhang Wei is only good at reasoning girls' minds, but you are different, don't make things difficult for Zhang Wei."

This sentence was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. She said this to change the subject, but Zeng Xiaoxian said something like that, and she finally couldn't control it anymore. The spoon was bent directly, Zeng Xiaoxian slapped twice, but still couldn't bear the pressure, so he just ran away.

Bai Zhi and Zhang Wei stared dumbfounded at Zeng Xiaoxian running faster than a ghost, Bai Zhi couldn't help sighing: "This kid really has no spine."

"You have a backbone, if you have the ability, you can eat garlic and durian!"

"I'm not stupid. If you tell me to eat, I'll eat it!? Then don't I lose face? Besides, eating these things for the sake of face, I must have lost my mind. Eating these things doesn't prove that I have It doesn’t prove that I love nobleness, so why should I eat it?!”

"cut..."

The topic was completely off track like this, Zhang Wei was about to cry and faint in the toilet, he confirmed now that they really didn't have any idea about Mijia's dream, and the small talk was much better than this gossip.

Zhang Wei couldn't help doubting himself, whether he was a gossip material, and no one wanted to listen to the news he told, so don't be too deceitful!

. . . . . .

Another day passed, and on the second day, Bai Zhi still helped Shen Yun refer to the blind date, and then. . .They rejected him with a very strange thing, and the two came back depressed.

Fortunately, last night, Uncle Monk gave Bai Zhi the list of boys he thought were good, and asked him to help Shen Yun choose the ones to meet, and all of them met her requirements.

Hey, there is no way, her requirements are not too high, there are no height requirements, no education requirements, no appearance requirements, but Bai Zhi is very clear, there are no requirements, in fact, the requirements are very high, because you are better, she will Want to be with the good ones, and so on, until no one is up to par.

Bai Zhi felt that this blind date plan would probably come to an end without a problem. . .

After this second time ended with a strange reason, Bai Zhi finally couldn't help asking: "Hey, big sister, you play with your boyfriend just to understand the girl's thoughts after a broken relationship, but if you do this, it is too far away to save the near fire! When you find it, and then break up, let alone a human being, the flowers are all gone."

"It doesn't matter! When the flowers wither, it's time to accumulate experience for similar things in the future."

"Did you really fall in love just to break up?"

"Yes! Otherwise, why do you think I agreed."

"Then you don't have to see me."

"why?"

"Because you are not suitable here." Bai Zhi threw the paper away and said casually: "Since you have said so, then well, the one you are looking for must be a flirt. You want to break up and fall in love, no one is willing." Being with you is like finding a meal ticket for free."

"No! I can not let him pay the bill, and I can even help him pay the bill."

"That's not the problem." Bai Zhi couldn't explain how she felt: "Let me tell you this! Does a normal man accept your idea? If he is willing to accept your idea, then it's very good, or very Huaxin, either eats soft food, just right, it runs counter to what you said about being self-motivated and self-aware, you want to find the right person, unless this person has a dual personality."

"Then... you mean, let me talk about a love without breaking up?"

"Either you compromise the former or the latter, there is no other way, otherwise I can't help you."

"..." Shen Yun was silent for a few seconds: "Then I don't care."

"..." Bai Zhi wanted to hit the wall when she heard this sentence, no, why didn't you play your cards according to the routine?Everyone has hormones, doesn't this woman even have hormones?Bai Zhi was sure that if her words reached Uncle Monk, he would be able to kill Bai Zhi.

After all, he was about to fall in love, but in the end he made you disappear. Isn't that courting death?

"why do not you talk?"

"What can I say?" Bai Zhi leaned on the sofa depressedly: "You don't want to fall in love, no one can force you, your parents force you, you run away from home, if I force you, wouldn't it mean that I will be punished overnight? Pull black?"

"Is it that good to fall in love? Why don't I feel it at all."

"You haven't talked about it, how do you know you don't feel it?"

"I... I guessed."

"Wait." Bai Zhi suddenly thought of this question, and he touched his chin: "You don't have any psychological problems, do you? I remember when you followed my ass before, Brother Cao Zhi, Brother Cao Zhi called a sweet Ah! Why are you as indifferent as an X when you grow up?"

"Thank you for being able to say it, I feel nauseous when I think about it now."

Bai Zhi's eyes flickered twice, everything will happen for no reason, she will be like this, something must have happened, if she doesn't figure it out, then the matter of falling in love will have no result, even if there is a result, 327 will definitely tragedy.

"You rest these two days, and I won't arrange a meeting for you. As for that girl, you should go straight to the point and find her once! According to normal men and women breaking up, they would want to kill her boyfriend. You fired your boyfriend. , and extended an olive branch to her, as long as she performs the three visits to the thatched cottage once, she will probably be able to come out of the mountain."

"So simple?"

"It's that simple."

"Okay! I'll try."

Bai Zhi hung up the phone, just thinking about it quietly. At first, he thought that this chick was the type of a strong woman, and she didn't want to fall in love because she wanted to start a family first, but now, this chick is either physically Physically, or psychologically, there must be something wrong with one of them, otherwise this would not be possible.

Even a hero shouldn't be like this?People like Xiongxiong, even if they can sacrifice anything, they still have physical needs, and they can't do what she does.

Therefore, Bai Zhi decided to meddle in others' business. Bai Zhi asked this sentence unintentionally before, but she avoided the question, which made Bai Zhi more sure that she must have a problem.

But here comes the problem, what problem does she have, this is a real problem, if it is not resolved, it will be difficult to achieve results. . . .

Chapter 1095

"Hey~~"

Bai Zhi sighed again, he found that he had caused a big trouble for himself when he came back, because Mao himself couldn't control his curiosity~ I don't know if it's a psychological or physical problem, if it's a physical problem, That would be miserable, who knows if it can be cured, and her parents must have suspected her, checked her, and it has been a long time since it has not been cured, so it must be a dead end.

If it's psychological, it's better. Although psychological diseases are more complicated than physical ones, miracles still happen after all. No matter how deep the wound is, it is possible to be healed, but physical ones. . .

That guy who looks very similar to Bai Zhi is an example, how many things his girlfriend has done for him, wasting her wonderful youth!Leng didn't move him, it was because of the physical problem, which also affected him psychologically.

But this matter can't be figured out in a short while. There must be a complete plan. If it is not handled properly, it may mean adding salt to the wound.

After thinking about it, Bai Zhi came to the bar. Bai Zhi looked up and muttered, "Why are you in the bar again?"

But it’s all here, it’s also a good place to relax your brain.

After walking into the bar, I found that Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, Meijia, Zhang Wei, and Guan Gu Youyou were all here. They seemed to be discussing something, and Bai Zhi didn't shy away from it: "Ziqiao, let me ask you a question! A woman, who will Under what kind of injury can there be no sexual desire?"

"Isn't this nonsense? I don't have any desire at all, so there must be something wrong with my physiology." Lu Ziqiao replied without thinking.

"Can't it be a psychological problem?"

"Impossible, do you think everyone is Hu Yifei? Use the spirit to control the body? Sometimes what the body wants to do, you can't stop it if you want to. Hormones are the same." Lu Ziqiao completely denied Bai Zhi's question.

Bai Zhi touched her chin, although what Lu Ziqiao said was very reasonable, but Bai Zhi always felt wrong: "No, no, in Chinese medicine, people are regarded as a whole. To put it simply, if your mouth is dry, it may not be right. It’s a lack of water, or it may be something wrong with the kidneys, that is to say, psychological problems may be mapped to physical ones after a long time.”‖

"what?"

"What the hell are you talking about? Who's wrong?" The rest of the people were puzzled and didn't know why they were still arguing about this.

Lu Ziqiao shrugged: "Maybe what you said is right, but you are asking the wrong person. I am only responsible for saving girls with desires, not girls without desires."

"Hey, forget it, it's useless to think about it at this time." Bai Zhi shook her head, he just came to clear the cache, and then think better, it's not suitable to think about this question now: "By the way, what were you discussing just now? "

Seeing that Bai Zhi refused to speak, Guan Gu and You You didn't force it, they are still quite confused now!

"We were talking about finding a job. Guan Guan's comics have been suspended, but the wedding is approaching and the cost is relatively high, so I thought about finding a part-time job first, so that I can survive this test."

"Oh, looking for a part-time job!"

"Yes, Bai Zhi, do you have any good recommendations?" Guan Gu asked Bai Zhi: "The part-time jobs that the big brother is looking for are things that ordinary people can't do at all, I have no choice."

Of course, Bai Zhi also knows what kind of part-time job the big brother usually does. This kind of part-time job sells both his soul and his body!

But there is no way. He has to raise a five-year-old child by himself. He needs money to do everything at this age. If he doesn't look for so many jobs, he may really starve to death.

"That's not easy? What can't you do? You can support yourself even if you pick up trash."

"..."

"Cough~" Bai Zhi saw Guan Gu and Youyou's somewhat resentful eyes, coughed to ease the embarrassment: "Can't Guan Gu know how to cook? Isn't it good for you to be a cooking stall?"

"But how do you cook at a street stall? You need tableware and tools."

"Um, then become a teacher, you will always teach children to draw?"

"That would be boring."

"Or, work as a waiter in a coffee shop or something."

"The waiters are all women, how many men can they recruit?"

"..." Bai Zhi said more than N, Guan Gu and Youyou Leng were picking and picking, Bai Zhi's face turned dark: "Then you should go pick up trash! Or beg for food, unless you have funds to find someone Investment, otherwise if you want such a good job, what do you think?"

Guan Gu and Yoyo were a little discouraged, it seems that Baizhi didn't have that kind of good thing either!But they don't think about it, if there is such a good thing, why talk about them?

Bai Zhi crossed her legs: "` ‖Perhaps, it is not impossible for you to try e-commerce! Look, this is not boring, and you don't need to show your face, right?"

"E-commerce? This is really possible!" Yoyo and Guan Gu cheered up: "Great, we will do this, and it can be done anytime, anywhere."

"Don't get excited." Seeing how happy they were, Bai Zhi couldn't help pouring a bucket of cold water: "You think you don't need start-up capital to open Taobao? Not everyone is willing to share with you the real sales, and the quality of the real sales can't pass the test. You still need a little money to invest in it, and if you don’t do it well, it’s easy to go to waste and make your current life worse.”

Guan Gu and Yoyo really calmed down, there really is no such thing as a guaranteed profit in this world!The risk they have to take is also very large. They have no money recently, so where can they get the start-up capital? !

Seeing their pained expressions, Bai Zhi could only say (Okay Zhao): "That's all I know, I've never had a part-time job before, why don't you find someone else?"