Bitch living in an apartment

On the contrary, Bai Zhi was free, the main thing was that the progress of this thing was too fast, no matter whether it was a banquet or something, he got it done very quickly, and there was one last thing that he couldn't rush, so he could only stare at the book every day read.

And the most important thing is that Gouzi was also sent to be requisitioned by other people's crew yesterday, so he can't even play with two Gouzi now.

"Hey, it's tragic!" Bai Zhi sighed, looking at the somewhat empty 3601, the quietness is quiet, but it's not like he hasn't experienced quiet places before, so it doesn't make much sense.

It’s finally the weekend, Meijia has a rest, and Yifei has no class, but Yifei is busy again. Baizhi took a cup of Coke from the refrigerator, and curiously moved behind Yifei, looking at her computer: “One Fei, what are you doing? Looking at the handsome guy?"

"Of course not, didn't you see I was chatting?"

"Chat?" Bai Zhi found that she really opened a chat box, and then there were a bunch of nasty love words on it. Thinking that the object was still Hu Yifei, he felt his scalp tingle: "I'll go, I can tell from the Internet. I copied it, Yifei, are you sure this is chatting, not goosebumps?"

"It's quite nasty, but it's better than Zhanbo, at least someone copied it, and it won't be as straight as the lonely square root three..."

"You... don't plan to go on an online blind date, do you?" Bai Zhi asked in surprise.

"Any questions?"

Bai Zhi shook her head: "No problem, although I know I shouldn't be in your business, but you don't have to give up on yourself like this, do you?"

"' ‖Since you know you shouldn't care about it, then don't care about it. What is self-defeating? What's wrong with the Internet? I, Hu Yifei, have nothing else, but I still have a pair of piercing eyes. I can tell if I'm a good person or not."

"you sure?"

"Why, do you want to try?" Yifei sneered.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "It's not impossible, I'm idle anyway, so I'll help you analyze what a scumbag is."

Yifei also intends to let Bai Zhi analyze it. Speaking of which, she is more curious about the person on the Internet and opposite, and wants to know who the opposite person is: "Nuo, come and see, this Walker, what kind of person do you think he is?" ?”

Bai Zhi was very speechless: "Sister, how can I guess his name and portrait just by showing me? I don't study psychology? And even if I major in psychology, I can tell by looking at the portrait and name. Very limited!"

"You still want to see my chat history?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense?" (OK)

"Okay, okay!" After thinking about it, Yifei was more curious about him than ashamed, and felt that there was nothing wrong with letting Bai Zhi look at the chat records, and there was nothing shameful about him anyway: "No, I'll show you, but you are not allowed to tell others .”

"Don't worry, my mouth is not that big." Bai Zhi nodded speechlessly.

Looking at the above chat records, Bai Zhi didn't show any expression, but Yifei was beating her heart: "Can you do it? Why didn't I know you have the ability to analyze other people's conversations? Are you a trick?"

Bai Zhi glanced at her: "I can tell you that at least half of my ex-girlfriends are netizens, do you believe it?"

"..." Yifei gasped for breath, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, my mother tricked me on the Internet, half of it was a 'natural' way of adding me as friends online, and half of it was a 'chance encounter' in reality provided by a spy's location.".

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"Your mother is really evil..." Yifei couldn't help thinking of this question, as if Bai Zhi had also said it, isn't it because half of them are netizens?And many of them are friends from Bai Zhi, but these are all in the past, Bai Zhi hasn't provoke them for a long time, but it is still easy for him to analyze some Taoism on the Internet.

Baizhi just researched it a little bit, and felt that it was almost the same. In fact, God is actually very fair. It may have given you a brain with invincible IQ, so it must be lacking in EQ.

Bai Zhi also learned about this dating website through Yifei, how should I put it? !It should be said that it is a relatively high-end dating website, which means that it is full of rich second generations and some people pretending to be rich second generations on blind dates.

Many of these people have one characteristic, that is, they are too busy with work and neglect to fall in love, so people with inexperienced love have another characteristic, that is, they are very good at learning.

For example, the Walker that Bai Zhi sees now is a typical example. Thinking about it, the person who can be favored by a picky-eyed person like Hu Yifei and ask Bai Zhi to give advice, of course, is more prominent in some aspects: "I don't know the methods and methods." Having said that, which aspect of the opponent's 320 do you care more about?"

"Of course, character. This is the first issue, and then the attitude towards feelings."

"Well, I probably understand." Bai Zhi nodded. In a situation like Yifei, if you want to rank her priorities, it would be character, attitude towards feelings, then emotional intelligence, and then economics: " Character! It should be pretty good, at least it won't lie, and it's more in line with the standard of ordinary women's mate selection, but for you~~"

"What's wrong with me? Am I not an ordinary woman?"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and rubbed the center of her brows: "You are really extraordinary. He made it clear in it that he wanted to invite you to the restaurant for dinner, and based on what he expressed, he learned a lot from the Internet or others. For example, using flowers or champagne and red wine to create romantic things, which an ordinary girl has long agreed to, but you actually want me to be an adviser, can you be called an ordinary woman?"

"..." Yifei wondered, is this considered an ordinary woman?Where is it?Isn't it normal for her to think so?

"Anyway, he definitely doesn't meet your standards, and what you like may not be what he likes, what you are willing to do, he is not willing to do, commonly known as the three views disagree, you better give up!"

"I'll go, so you know that our three views are not compatible?"

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Okay, I will give you a test method."

"What test method."

"Remember Shen Linfeng?"

"Remember, why did you mention him?"

"Because it has something to do with him, how did you break up, remember! You just ask that Walker: what do you think of the person who digs the wall?"

"The person who digs the wall?" Yifei's eyeballs were about to protrude: "Isn't the reason why I broke up with Mr. Shen too far away?"

"You don't care! Ask you to ask, but before you ask, you have to think about how to answer yourself."

"How should I answer?" Yifei was a little confused about what Bai Zhi meant: "I don't object to digging corners, but digging must be done in a more open and aboveboard way. The most disgusting thing is to hide behind and play tricks."

Bai Zhi spread her hands, neither denying Yifei's point of view, nor affirming her point of view, but let her just send it over.

The efficiency of the opponent is also very high!Immediately answered Yifei's question: "I don't think it's a big deal to be poached. Being poached means that the partner is too attractive, and this person doesn't have the ability to keep his partner, otherwise there would be no poaching." question."

"What does he mean?" Yifei was a little confused.

"You can't even see this? He doesn't reject all methods of digging corners, that is to say, emotionally, he will give priority to his own feelings, understand?"

　　"What is this?" Yifei heard that the other party's point of view was so different from his own, and suddenly had the urge to raise a knife: "Why does he think so?"

"Put it down! Are you stupid? That's what I'm talking about. It's just a small problem. You two are too different emotionally. If you don't have the time to fall in love with each other, you are not suitable."

"Then who was at fault?"

"..." Bai Zhi patted his forehead, he thought Yifei was struggling with something!In the end, this guy actually struggled with who was wrong, and her brain circuit was really different: "You are all right, as I said, for this kind of question, many times, there has never been a standard answer. If there is a standard answer, There will be no disagreement between the three views, and any two people in the world can make up a couple."

"You still haven't told me who is right and who is wrong."

"Let me go..." Bai Zhi was almost crushed by Yifei: "Then you argue with him! Maybe you can argue."

"Then I'll fight, I, Hu Yifei, haven't lost yet!" Yifei took the computer and typed, obviously wanting to find out who was at fault in this matter with him.

But well!The Internet, if you can really convince the other party by arguing, there will be no Internet scolding wars. There are so many wars of words on the Internet every day. , They ignored it, but they have never been persuaded. It is a very stupid question to argue like this.

From the character analysis to the quarrel, did Bai Zhi feel that she had lit the powder keg?He wanted to observe a few seconds of silence for this Walker, and prayed that he didn't tell Yifei the address of his home?If Yifei was in a hurry, he would really kill him.

Bai Zhi didn't want to compete with Yifei, so she went out of 3601, thinking about going to play with Guan Gu and Youyou, these two guys didn't know why they went there now, and they haven't seen anyone all day.

Bai Zhi went to their room to try their luck, and they finally came back, playing with some plush toys on the bed: "You guys, what are you doing?"

"Oh, Bai Zhi, do you want toys? You can take any of them home." Guan Guhe greeted Bai Zhi warmly.

"Why do I want this thing? I don't like it, and Yu Mo doesn't seem to have that desire." Bai Zhi curled her lips and refused: "By the way, how are your wedding preparations going? Can you show me first? Good reference."

"Didn't you say you don't need our strategy?"

"I'm talking about reference." Bai Zhi emphasized the word 'reference': "My reference is not the same as Teacher Zeng's, he just copied it, I'm just looking for inspiration, I won't be the same as Teacher Zeng of."

"Oh, all right! It's in that desk drawer, can you take it yourself?"

"This one? Okay!".

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Bai Zhi found out the notebook written by Yoyo in the drawer, opened it, and found that it was indeed a wedding strategy, but Yoyo did a lot of homework, from highlights to advantages, and then to disadvantages, and continued, Bai Zhi looked like this Is it the same as the rhetoric that persuaded Guan Gu?It seems that Yoyo has also put in a lot of effort and is going to use these to convince Guan Gu.

Just about to take the notebook and leave without disturbing the couple to show their affection, Mei Jia walked in from the door, holding the laundry basket in her hand, when she saw Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, are you looking for Guan Gu Youyou too?"

"Yes, ask them for a wedding strategy, what are you doing?"

"I asked Yoyo to ask her if she wants to go shopping later." Meijia explained, walked inside, and then let out a surprise cry: "Wow ~ Guan Gu Yoyo, you robbed the toy store? So many Plush toys."

"Haha~" Seeing Mijia's astonishment, Yoyo was very proud: "Just now Guan Guan took me downstairs to buy crayfish, and saw a machine next door that uses big pliers to grab dolls, so we tried it-."

"Honey, there is a professional term for it, it's called 'claw machine'."

"That's called a claw fishing machine." Meijia corrected very unhappy, and she didn't know whether she was unhappy with their show of affection or that they couldn't even pronounce their names: "Isn't that difficult to catch? I think It's better to rob, how did you do it?"

"Actually, there is a trick to this. I just gave a little guidance, and Yoyo was killed."

"You taught me well..."

"You are smart..."

The two began to show off again without any integrity. Meijia's stomach was throbbing, and there was an urge to vomit it out. Bai Zhi walked out beside her: "Is this thing difficult to catch?"

"Scared~ Bai Zhi, what are you doing? You scared me." Meijia shrank her neck, and was relieved when she saw it was Bai Zhi, but she was still quite scared, mainly because she thought Bai Zhi had gone out just now. up.

Bai Zhi didn't do it on purpose, of course he came here for something: "I just forgot to tell them that I took the notebook away. By the way, is it really difficult to catch this thing? I have played it a few times, and it seems It's not that hard."

"Did you blow it?"

"No!" Bai Zhi scratched her head: "I can catch this thing with my eyes closed, and sometimes I can meet other people's dolls stuck in the exit, as long as I stretch out my claws casually, it will fall."

"..."

Meijia clutched her forehead helplessly, she didn't want to talk to Baizhi, and she could catch it with her eyes closed. This luck is incomparable to others, but now there is someone who has mastered the tricks, it seems that nothing is impossible, Meijia feels a little bit bitter , why doesn't she have this ability!But when she saw Bai Zhi's back when she went out, her eyes rolled.

"Bai Zhi, wait a minute."

"what happened?"

"Do you have time today?"

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin and thought for a while: "Should it be? What's your business?"

"Then how about we go shopping?"

"Ah?" Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment, her mind froze, and after a few seconds, Bai Zhi let out a sigh of relief: "I am not a casual person, and I have already become a good person, and I will not play with these fancy things, Meijia, you still Find someone else!"

"What are you thinking! I mean, how about you help me catch some dolls?"

"Fishing dolls?" Bai Zhi immediately understood, Meijia was envious!You can have a lot of dolls without spending money: "Oh, you said this! If you want, I can help you catch a few, but I don't know if you can catch them. By the way, you have to give me some dolls at that time. A few, maybe Yu Mo will ask me if he knows about it."

"No problem, whatever you choose."

Seeing Meijia's heroic appearance, Bai Zhi couldn't help complaining: "If I catch this, I'm the one who caught it, right? Why do I want you to be so generous to me?"

"Oh, stop talking, let's go, let's go..." Meijia couldn't wait any longer after saying that, she just threw the laundry basket away, not even drying the clothes, and dragged Bai Zhi to go downstairs.

"No hurries?"

Bai Zhi was dragged by Mijia to the doll fishing machine that Guan Gu mentioned, Mijia couldn't wait to start fishing, but Bai Zhi glanced at it and reminded helplessly: "Sister, can you take a look at it? The dolls in it have already been caught." No more, what are you fishing for?"

"Ah?" Meijia took a look, the inside was empty, there was really nothing left: "Isn't it? Let Guan Gu and Youyou finish fishing?"

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"It's a waste of a trip." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, and couldn't help muttering in her heart, Guan Gu and Youyou are really bad enough, they're going to catch them all!The boss is probably about to cry, right?If Bai Zhi remembers correctly, this thing seems to be directly exchanged for game currency to fish, one dollar can be exchanged for several!

"How did this happen?" I don't know if the boss is crying or not, but Meijia is about to cry, and she dragged Bai Zhi down with great difficulty, and the result is just like this, can she still have fun?

"I'm leaving."

"..." Meijia looked at Bai Zhi aggrievedly, making his heart shudder.

Bai Zhi weakly complained: "It's useless if you look at me like that. There are no dolls in it, so I can't conjure one up for you, right? Or you can ask who the boss is, and then let the boss pretend a few more times. one in, and then we fish again?"

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"What a great idea!" Meijia's eyes lit up, and she ran to the nearby shop in a hurry.

However, it didn't take long before he came out with a frowning face, and Bai Zhi asked curiously: "What's wrong?"

Meijia said bitterly: "The boss said... there are so many in one day, it is impossible to put them in again, and there is no stock now, why am I so unlucky?!"

In that case, Bai Zhi has nothing to do, he can't take her to the entertainment city to go fishing, right?just forget it!If you have time, why not buy one!It doesn't mean anything.

The distraught Meijia didn't care about Bai Zhi anymore, she went back to the apartment by herself, her poor clothes were lying on the ground and no one cared about her, she was about to cry in the corner, but Bai Zhi didn't have any thoughts, she carefully looked at Yoyo's notebook, Then start brainstorming about what to do next.

After looking at it for a long time, my head hurts quickly. These things such as Yoyo are really not the kind of wedding that humans should hold. Bai Zhi can't find much inspiration from her. Oh, of course, it's not that she can't find it, but she can't find a suitable one.

"It's difficult!" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "By the way, my parents seem to be in the same situation, what did they do then?"

Bai Zhi really wanted to know how the wedding was going on, but he was in the hospital when he woke up, so it was definitely impossible to see what the wedding was like.earth.

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