Bitch living in an apartment

"Really?" Meijia became interested as soon as she heard it, and she wanted to see how Lu Ziqiao dreamed about her.

Lu Ziqiao said weakly: "In the dream, you died."

"..."

"how about you?"

"I'm watching you from the side! In fact, there is still a long way ahead, but this is the main point."

Meijia felt very regretful, why did she listen to Lu Ziqiao?Obviously knew that this guy couldn't say anything good, but now he couldn't bear it anymore, Meijia shook his palm: "Hey, Zhang Yida?"

"What?" Lu Ziqiao subconsciously turned his head away, but because of too much force, he twisted his neck again. Before he could recover, Meijia yelled: "Tathagata palm, pa~"

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly felt his face burn again, and he fell over. The people watching couldn't help but touch their necks. The sound of something breaking made them feel refreshed!

Meijia clapped her palms, feeling angry, Yoyo had no choice but to go to help him up, let him howl there, and several people looked at him sympathetically, didn't he commit suicide?You said that if you dreamed that she died, you would die, and you still have to say it.

It's fine to say it, but you still have to tell her that you are watching a show next to her. Isn't that telling her that you don't care about her 300 at all?

"It hurts..."

"You deserve it, why are you talking about this thing?" Yoyo rolled her eyes and continued to feed him dinner.

Meijia clapped her palms, and then gave Lu Ziqiao a hard look: "You just hope that I will die! Maybe one day when you die in front of me, I will look at you like this, and I will see if you feel uncomfortable."

"He won't feel bad if he dies." Bai Zhi complained silently: "I'm going to die anyway, so why hurt each other? Hey, it really hurts!"

"..."

Meijia raised an angry eyebrow and left, obviously dissatisfied with Lu Ziqiao's statement, Bai Zhi let out a sigh of relief: "Ziqiao, don't be so straightforward in the future, even if you watched her die, you still have to say, you Weeping beside her heartbreakingly, I wanted to die with her, but we held her back.

Then we couldn't see it anymore, so we hid it from you and resurrected her, and then you didn't know this, she lived, you died, and then we failed to resurrect you, so you are really different from people and ghosts .You see, in this way, she can still be moved, and the audience's tears can also be harvested.

But if you talk about the result now without any process, no matter how moved you are, the audience will not be moved. "

"Pull it down~ Why am I crying?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes flickered, and he didn't admit it at all. . . .

Chapter 1056

Bai Zhi's plan ended in failure. The purpose of his execution of the Sims is to let Mijia put down her face and go to Lu Ziqiao for help when she is too busy. He also hopes that Lu Ziqiao can help her when she sees Mijia's burnt skin. Busy, under such circumstances, they can have some sense of happiness.

As for the reason why Meijia's child was born early and she was trained, it was pure nonsense.

If there is only one reason, Bai Zhi's plan ended without any results. If it is the only gain, it must be that the child's father gave him a reward!Invite him to a meal and nothing else.

Meijia's pregnancy incident is over, and it seems that the apartment has calmed down. Lu Ziqiao is jumping up and down on a splint every day. She doesn't have the energy that Bai Zhi said before. The crisis was resolved, or because the dream woke up.

Counting this time, there were a total of two baby crises. The last time, Bai Zhi took a little damage for him, but this time he had to survive it all by himself, and it was Meijia’s baby incident. It was even more difficult, it could be called hell mode!

This day was another rest day, Yu Mo didn't have much to do in the store, so he went out with Bai Zhi for a whole day and didn't go home until evening. Today, Bai Zhi didn't even go to the bar, but returned home.

At a glance, everyone in the apartment was surrounded by a person, Bai Zhi looked back, this little dark face, isn't this Zhang Wei?

Both Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were startled: "Zhang Wei? You're back?"

"Are you going on a business trip again this time?"

"Hi, Baizhi, Yumo, long time no see."

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi laughed dryly twice: "I met you a few months ago, Zhang Wei, you are black again."

"Cough~" Zhang Wei coughed, and kept muttering in his heart, "Damn it, I haven't seen you for a few months, why do you feel that Baizhi is white again?" 'Hey, Yu Mo puts something on Bai Zhi's face every day, can it not be white?

Bai Zhi used to stand beside him, then frowned, lifted his scarf, revealing the hang tag inside: "Zhang Wei, why didn't you cut off your hang tag? Didn't you want to wear it for a few days and then return it? ¨‖?"

Speaking of the hang tag, Yu Mo rolled her eyes, she will never forget the classic quote that this guy said when chasing that Moran: 'If you don't keep it, how will others know? '

"Cough~" Zhang Wei patted Bai Zhi's arm: "Where is it? I didn't buy it in this city, how can I change it?"

"Baizhi, Yumo, it's just in time for you to come back, let's hear Zhang Wei's story about his appearance?"

"Story of appearance?" Both Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were taken aback, Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "So, Zhang Wei appeared in the bathroom again?"

"Um~"

"Haha~" Several people laughed loudly, obviously surprised by Bai Zhi's statement, Zhang Wei said with a dark face: "What is another?" Then Zhang Wei became excited: "On the way back from the airport bus, I met a Girl, I fell in love with her at first sight."

"is it?"

"Yeah." Zhang Wei laughed obscenely: "From the airport bus, I have been passing her all the way, isn't it a coincidence? Hey, she got off the bus nearby, and I followed her all the time. Unexpectedly, she also Into this bar!"

"Tail line idiot."

"Go, it's the pioneer of law and politics." Zhang Wei waved his hand impatiently, and Zhang Wei became intoxicated as he spoke: "This must be an arrangement of fate. It seems that we have met each other in a previous life. That feeling is like The spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain infiltrates Jiuzhaigou..."

"It's so predestined, if you have the ability, take it!" Yifei said disdainfully.

"Hey, I think so too!" Soon Zhang Wei became discouraged, and said depressedly: "A person came from behind, who seemed to be her friend. They stayed there for several hours. In order to wait for the opportunity, I Unknowingly drank fifteen glasses of milk, so I had loose bowels, how? My appearance story is not as wretched as you say, is it?"

"It's really not that obscene."

"Because your wretchedness is beyond the ordinary."

Zhang Wei waved his hands in disgust. This group of people just couldn't see the good of others, and said depressingly: "How can it be wretched? It's because of that light bulb. I don't have a chance for a few hours."

"Zhang Yida, the world is changing, and you are still standing still."

"I can't do anything with him!" Zhang Wei retorted dissatisfied.

"What you need is a wingman, and you can get things done just by tailing? How can there be so many idiots in this world?" Lu Ziqiao said disdainfully.

Bai Zhi nodded, just joking, this can also be called a problem: "That's right, Zhang Yida, you are so weak, there is no way to solve this kind of situation, as an excellent hunter, one is not just waiting for opportunities, but creating opportunities .”

"' ‖That's right."

"Then what can you do? And there is still no wingman." Seeing Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao speak so beautifully, Zhang Wei always felt that his IQ had been greatly insulted.

Bai Zhi snapped her fingers: "That's simple! Let's imagine this scenario: You pass by with a glass of milk, accidentally spill the milk on the light bulb, and then apologize sincerely.

So isn't this topic here?That light bulb definitely needs to be dealt with in the bathroom. Then you will have a reason to stay, and when she comes back, you can just say, buy them something to drink. This way, the topic will come up again, and you don’t have to worry about what will come up. What an embarrassing thing, the most important thing is that you can take this opportunity to get their phone numbers. As for who you want to call, then you have the final say, and they will not suspect that you have any bad intentions, just think You do it out of guilt. "

"Did you hear that? (OK)" Lu Ziqiao pointed to Bai Zhi: "These are all ways. Although they are not as good as the wingmen to strike up a conversation, they are the best way when you have no partner. It's not that you have no way, but that you just want to In fear, in nympho, without thinking about how to create opportunities."

"But it's too late for you to say now..."

"No, it's not too late." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder: "Clear the runway, start the engine, and give you a welcome gift for the teacher."

"Hey, but now that everyone has left, you don't need to beg for swords."

"You're wrong. In the world of picking up girls, it's okay to sit on the sidelines and wait for a rabbit, let alone waiting for a sword. Since you think you are so destined, then don't miss this kind of fate. Fate is not about science, just leave when you say it." Lu Ziqiao persuaded Guan Gu and Zhang Wei pulled Zhang Wei to go down.

Zhang Wei seemed to make sense when he thought about it, and he didn't resist at all. . .Skin.

Chapter 1057

"Hey, do you still believe him?" Yifei wanted to go out after seeing this guy coming, and it's not over yet!He quickly stopped him.

"I believe, as long as there is fate, she will definitely appear." Zhang Wei expressed his opinion firmly, Yifei rolled his eyes and expressed sympathy for Zhang Wei, but Zhang Wei didn't care at all: "However, your neck is that OK?"

"Flying depends on the wings, not the neck." Lu Ziqiao tore off the shelf with a 'crack~', and walked out on his own while everyone was stunned. . .

"I just said his neck has healed a long time ago." Bai Zhi complained, isn't it just a stiff neck?Bai Zhi has never had it before, even if he writhes while sleeping, he never wakes up the next day, not to mention just a few twists, and it hasn't healed for several days, isn't this nonsense?Now I really want to understand, this guy is using this pick~ girl!

It is estimated that the legend of him has been circulated in the bar now. It is definitely not the legend of jumping off the building, or it is the legend of bravery, or the legend of being a hero. . .

Yifei sighed: "Bai Zhi, put away your things, Zhang Wei will have to live in the study from now on."

"He lives here?" Bai Zhi was taken aback.

"Well, it is said that he is doing well now. Their boss asked him to accept a newly established law firm. He has a big client. He will live here for a long time."

"Hey." Bai Zhi also sighed: "There will be no study in the future~~~"

Looking at the luggage left by Zhang Wei, he was abducted by Lu Ziqiao before he had time to pack it. This Lu Ziqiao is also a top iron. When he saw Zhang Wei coming back, he was so excited that he forgot his attributes. He wanted to be Zhang Wei's wingman, or Let him be the wingman, every time it is Lu Ziqiao who is unlucky, and this time is probably no exception.

Bai Zhihui tidied up his own things in the study room to make room for Zhang Wei, but it is impossible to vacate all the things, because this place was originally vacated, just for him to live in .

After tidying up, Bai Zhi saw that Yu Mo had gone into the bathroom again, so she stayed in the living room and watched TV with Yifei, Guan Gu and Yoyo had already gone back, Yifei occupied the remote control and watched the mindless soap opera, which made Bai Zhi's head go crazy pain.

"I said, should we change it? You think Journey to the West is better than this stuff, right?" Finally, Bai Zhi couldn't bear it anymore, and asked Yifei.

"That's good! You can choose to watch the news or the commercials."

"I think the advertisement is pretty good, just watch the advertisement."

"..." Yifei choked for breath, and changed the channel angrily, and it was still the one with commercials for 10 minutes, and the corners of Baizhi's mouth twitched endlessly after watching it: "You are so awesome~ What good will this do you? "

"People fight for breath, and Buddhas fight for incense. If you want to see it, then I will show it to you~~"

Facing the angry behavior of the little girl Yifei, Bai Zhi propped her chin with her hands helplessly, as if she had no temper, Bai Zhi simply took out a knife, took an apple from the kitchen, and carved up.

No matter how much the advertisement shouted, he remained calm and refused to admit defeat. . .

Yifei refuses to admit defeat, that is, no matter what Bai Zhi is like, she doesn't change the channel, but she has a bad temper, and she is holding her breath when watching TV. I was in a bad mood and completely exploded: "Whose phone is this, it's been noisy all night, is it over?!"

Bai Zhi glanced at it calmly: "Ms. Zeng, hey~ Hey, I don't even bring my mobile phone to the radio station."

"He's on the radio?"

"I'm not going to the radio station at this time, so where can I go?"

Yifei was silent for a while, agreeing with Bai Zhi's statement, but the phone was indeed too noisy, Bai Zhi simply picked it up and took a look, don't think that Zeng Xiaoxian thought the phone was dropped, and sent a message to his phone, and then missed something Not good.

However, when Bai Zhi picked it up to look at it, she realized that she was thinking too much: "Second-hand cars, golf, small loans, finger cakes? Fried dough sticks, swimming...boats? Heh~" Bai Zhi shook her head helplessly and smiled. Said: "Teacher Zeng is swollen! Even a yacht has been arranged."

"What yacht? I guess it's just a yacht model?" Yifei pouted.

"It's all advertisements. If it were me, I would have thrown this phone card down the toilet." Bai Zhi sighed. In the past few years since he came to Love Apartment, he has changed his mobile phone number many times, all because of messages. The leak was too serious and there was too much spam, so it was replaced.

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"You think everyone is you!" Yifei retorted impatiently. They all used a mobile phone number, because this mobile phone number left too many messages, whether it was a colleague looking for it, or a classmate who hadn't seen for a long time looking for it. , they all use mobile phone numbers, and it would be a bit troublesome to change them: "But there are too many spam text messages."

While the two were chatting, the phone rang again. Bai Zhi picked it up and glanced at it casually. It was a WeChat message: "Nuolan's WeChat, I guess Zeng Xiaoxian found out that his phone is missing, send a WeChat message to confirm whether it is lost or not. Did not bring."

Bai Zhi said and pressed the voice playback button: "Xiaoxian, it's me, Nuolan, I'm sorry about what happened just now, I just want to make our relationship clear, I'm going to MG for training in two weeks, the time is Half a year, I don't want to leave with doubts, I have already said my heart today, plus the previous eight times, I don't want to repeat it again, please think about it, I will wait for you at the restaurant on Friday night, see you soon."

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Yifei heard that something was wrong, she didn't care when the remote control in her hand fell off, Bai Zhi blinked, okay, this emotional scene is coming, Bai Zhi pushed the phone forward so that she could hear it more clearly a little.

Yifei remained silent, thinking about something, and finally realized after a long time: "Heh...haha~ Nuo Lan confessed to Zeng Xiaoxian? I'm so surprised..."

"Surprised, or upset?"

"What are you talking about? What am I upset about? Of course I'm happy for Zeng Xiaoxian to find a girlfriend. Otherwise, with his low appearance, he might be single for the rest of his life. How embarrassing our iPartment would be! "

Bai Zhi curled her lips, but didn't expose her stubbornness. If she exposed her at this time, she would definitely run away in embarrassment, so what's the point? !

"Oh, what a pity! This Nuolan really doesn't know how to choose the right time, so what if the relationship is confirmed if you confess at this time?"

"Is it bad to confess now?" Yifei asked with some joy, although she didn't even know why she was happy, maybe it was because of what Bai Zhi said, or maybe she knew something.earth.

Chapter 1058

"Nonsense, can it get better? Why is the graduation season the peak breakup period? It's because of the possibility of long-distance relationships, and long-distance relationships are the easiest to break up, not to mention what kind of situation is this? Transnational love, don't confess your love early, don't confess your love later, Confession at this time, it's not like you haven't seen a couple who just fell in love, like Guan Gu and Yoyo before, they are about to separate from the beginning, isn't that killing people?"

Yifei nodded thoughtfully, thinking that what Bai Zhi said made sense: "You mean, it's because Zeng Xiaoxian considered the situation, so no matter what Nuolan hinted, he didn't catch the ball?"

"You think too much, Mr. Zeng can't think of it to that point..."

"Then why didn't he agree? 1"

"Do you really hope he agrees?" Bai Zhi asked Yifei depressedly, something is wrong with this situation!Even if you don't say it yourself and hang on to others, don't push them out!

"Uh, of course I...Of course I hope he agrees." Yifei stammered and said something against his will: "Nuolan is so nice! She is gentle, capable, and understanding, very suitable for Zeng Xiaoxian!"

"You must be crazy." Bai Zhi propped her chin with her hand, it's so boring to be so inconsistent!I usually dare to speak out about everything, why do I dare not tell the truth when it comes to this matter?

Yifei ignored Bai Zhi. If Bai Zhi usually said that, she would definitely be furious, but now her attention is still on the matter of Nuo Lan's confession, and she still pays Bai Zhi in vain: "I'll listen to it again and see what's going on. what's going on."

"Listen~" Bai Zhi looked like she had nothing to do with herself, and she hung up high, she had already talked about this point, and he really didn't know how to continue.

Hey, there is no one else who can do this job as a wingman, Bai Zhi is sure, as long as Yi Fei dares to say, I don't want Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan to be together, Bai Zhi can definitely help him with this matter, such a pity!She didn't seem to have the courage to say this, and Bai Zhi didn't know what to do.

Yifei listened to it over and over again, and she could memorize every word, but she still didn't give up.