Bitch living in an apartment

"It's over."

"I'm going. I thought they were going to die again. In the end, they were chatting together!" Bai Zhi scorned: "Unless they officially declare war, don't tell me, I'm not interested."

Lu Ziqiao was very puzzled, isn't such gossip attractive?This is the meeting of rivals in love~ Both sides chatted~

When Lu Ziqiao was depressed, Zeng Xiaoxian came in with a pot of flowers, his face was smiling like a camellia, Guan Gu should be very happy to see him, he didn't seem to be helpless between Yifei and Nuolan: " Teacher Zeng, you are smiling so happily, did you find some money?"

"Where is it?"

"You're so happy that it's almost written on your face." Bai Zhi complained, "It's not because of this pot of clover, is it? You are too easy to be satisfied, right?"

"Confucius taught us: contentment and happiness. Don't look at it as a pot of clover, but the effect behind it is enormous."

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "I was thinking, the phrase 'contentment is always happy', is it Lao Tzu? Oh, I see, Mr. Zeng, what you are content with is not the potted plant, but the story behind the potted plant, right? Tell me honestly. , who sent this potted plant?"

"Nuolan sent it, but it doesn't have the kind of story you told."

"Oh~~" Bai Zhi, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu yelled, Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows and smirked: "No wonder, Mr. Zeng, do you know what the flower language of clover is?"

"what?"

"The first leaf represents prayer, the second leaf represents hope, and the third leaf represents love."

"Wow~"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face froze, and he sighed helplessly: "Hey, it's just a potted plant, how can it have as many twists and turns as you think? At worst, I'll give her a potted plant too."

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"Then you have to think about it. Usually, in the face of ambiguity, we hang on all the time and don't refuse or accept it. We can all be called scumbags."

Zeng Xiaoxian was unhappy when he heard it, and Bai Zhi told him clearly: "Don't you often do this kind of thing?"

"Who said that? I reject every girl very decisively, okay?" Bai Zhi immediately refused to accept it, and straightened her chest up and retorted: "But we are talking about the language of flowers, Mr. Zeng, don't blame me for not reminding you, boy Chasing girls needs to be simple and rough, but girls chasing boys will give various hints, I must remind you of this, if you think it’s a potted plant, maybe it’s implied by Nuolan.”

"You mean..."

"That's right, Nuolan is interested in you." Lu Ziqiao concluded.

"Bah~" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know why he suddenly poohed Lu Ziqiao's face in anger: "I can see it, you guys just want to gossip, it must be too busy recently, so many girls are interested in me, why? Didn’t see you gossip? Instead, you talked bad things to Nuo Lan?”

Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth, this Zeng Xiaoxian is really shameless!Are there really many girls who like him?It's funny, if there are many, why didn't this guy have another girlfriend after that Laura? .

Chapter 1018

Zeng Xiaoxian left such a sentence so as not to give Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao a chance to attack, so he ran away with his things in his hands, leaving Bai Zhi with a sigh on his face: "Oh, what a pity, I haven't seen Teacher Zeng and Yifei in real life yet. What will happen after being together! I really want to see that scene, it must be exciting."

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao didn't know why Bai Zhi was so inexplicably excited, but they only understood a little bit, because Zeng Xiaoxian was known as the softie among the three scumbags in the love apartment, and it was indeed very pleasant to be with Yifei, an extremely powerful female doctor. There is a sense of picture.

And Bai Zhi has never seen the time when Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei are really together. Even at the end of the fourth season, the two will break up after being together for less than one episode, which is not really together.

"Then let's reason, who will Mr. Zeng be with in the end?" Lu Ziqiao still cared a lot about their gossip.

Speaking of reasoning, Guan Gu became excited: "I think so! Mr. Zeng might be with Nuo Lan, why? Because men chase after women across the mountain, and women chase after men's interlayer gauze, now Yifei treats Mr. Zeng a little better." She doesn't catch a cold either, but Nuo Lan is indeed aggression against Mr. Zeng! Mr. Zeng will definitely fall.

Of course, he can't be blamed for this, any man can't keep friends with a girl who likes him, this is the truth. "

"I agree with Guan Gu's point of view." Bai Zhi continued: "Teacher Zeng is actually very easy to chase. As long as a girl takes the initiative and speaks directly, he will not refuse. Laura is the best example. She can break The obstacle of cleanliness in Teacher Zeng's heart can also break through the barriers of ethics and morality, because she is extremely strong.

On the other hand, Yifei and Nuolan, although Yifei is extremely strong, but she is very face-saving, it is very difficult for her to confess to Teacher Zeng, but Nuolan is different, she has a failed relationship, because of the face I don't care so much about it anymore, and I know that I have to fight for my own happiness, so the characteristic of Mr. Zeng's cleanliness can no longer be an obstacle for them to be together, so it is very possible to be with Nuo Lan, unless something happens at this time Things, let Yifei let go of her face and confess to Teacher Zeng, maybe there is not much suspense at all¨‖. "

"Yes, I agree." Guan Gu also agrees with Bai Zhi's point of view, which coincides with his thoughts.

"I don't think so?"

"Nani?" Bai Zhi and Guan Gu both looked at him.

Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "Of course, I'm not saying that Bai Zhi's analysis is unreasonable. I agree with what you said, and I also believe that even if it is not Nuo Lan, if other girls forcefully confess to Teacher Zeng, he will agree."

"Then what do you disagree with?" Guan Gu complained helplessly.

"I just disagree with your truth, Guan Gu, please don't take you mortals as samples next time when you sum up the truth." Lu Ziqiao said confidently, "You need to consider people like me."

"You? Are you saying that you are not a mortal? Well, tell me, what's different about you? Do you have two mouths or one more eye."

"No, what I mean is, if you take me as a sample, you will find that the truth that sits still, stays as immovable as a mountain, and guards itself as jade will be created by me."

"Keep your body like a jade? You?" Both Guan Gu and Bai Zhi couldn't help laughing.

Lu Ziqiao was laughed at very shamelessly, but he still explained patiently: "Just because I don't want to, doesn't mean I can't do it."

"Really?" Bai Zhi looked Lu Ziqiao up and down: "Zi Qiao, have you heard a word?"

"What?"

"Habit is second nature."

"What do you mean?"

"It's very simple. When a person is used to wearing a mask to show people every day, they will forget their original appearance. This is the so-called habit becoming natural. Have you ever heard of Gypsy?"

"I know, gypsy girl~"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "The gypsy I'm talking about is a person, an artist, and he has a work: the loneliest hand in the world. He cast a bronze arm and held a tree in the park , It has not been taken down for 50 years, so this arm grows with the tree."

"Is there anyone else so boring?" Lu Ziqiao complained, but she reacted: "But what does this have to do with me?"

"Of course it does matter, so don't say that you can't do it, but that you don't want to. When you get used to this kind of life without self-discipline, you will lose completely. Even if you are willing, you can't do it. "

"It's unreasonable, do you want to challenge me?" Lu Ziqiao heard Bai Zhi turning a corner to hit her, and said angrily, "Okay, I accept your challenge, notary."

However, no one agreed to him. When he turned his head, he saw that Guan Gu was also looking at him suspiciously: "Okay, then this challenge does not require a notary. I accept your challenge."

“‘ ‖What challenge?”

"A challenge as immovable as a mountain." Lu Ziqiao put his hands on the two of them confidently, and Bai Zhi glanced at his arm: "Are you sure you want to accept such a challenge? Well, I will help you."

Bai Zhi glanced at her watch: "In order to convince you, I let you determine the outcome of winning or losing. How far can you achieve to determine the outcome?"

Lu Ziqiao stroked his chin and began to think: "This... Yes, since it is a challenge to keep oneself as jade, and it is still a friend, I think there should be four steps. First, find a friend of the opposite sex who is interesting to me; second, She tempted me; third, I resisted the temptation; fourth, we continued to be friends. How? Fair?"

"It's fair, let's do it this way." Bai Zhi nodded: "Then come on! Just find an ordinary friend of the opposite sex who is interested in you."

"I think about it~"

. . . . . .

Half an hour later, Bai Zhi and Guan Gu were about to fall asleep, but Lu Ziqiao was still frowning and thinking about committing a crime.

Bai Zhi raised her eyelids and looked at the time: "Zi Qiao, why don't you forget it? You lost at the first step, don't look for it, is it so difficult to admit that you lost?"

"It's unreasonable, I don't even have a friend of the opposite sex who is interested in me?"

"That's right, it's right, this shows that my reasoning is correct." Guan Gu said helplessly.

"Nonsense." Lu Ziqiao was still unwilling to admit defeat: "That's because I turned all the interesting opposite sexes into my girlfriends, so I didn't have them. I said it. It's because I don't want to, not because I can't do it. Isn’t it friends of the opposite sex? Does Hu Yifei count?”

"She's a man." Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao said in unison.

"Besides, she's not interested in you!" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Strictly speaking, the girls in the apartment are all your friends of the opposite sex. Meijia is a bit interested in you, but unfortunately, she is your girlfriend." .

Chapter 1019

This is the most uncomfortable. In the apartment, Yumo, Meijia, Yifei, and Yoyo are all his friends, but he regards Yifei as his brother, and Yoyo is his little aunt. Needless to say, Yumo has no interest in Lu Ziqiao, and Meijia Especially his ex-girlfriend, it is not easy to get someone who likes him and is also his friend of the opposite sex.

"Hey, yes, I have a solution. Since I don't have a ready-made friend of the opposite sex, can I find one temporarily? As long as I find a friend of the opposite sex, then this girl must also have a crush on me, so I will finish it all at once. It's two o'clock ahead." Lu Ziqiao thought of an idea.

Bai Zhi and Guan Gu shrugged: "And then? You're not going to use your tricks to pick up girls to seduce her, and then you resist the temptation to be ordinary friends with her, right? Aren't you taking off your pants and farting?"

"So I said that I just don't want to take off my pants and fart, not that I can't take off my pants and fart."

"..."

It makes sense, but I am speechless.

Bai Zhi and Guan Gu complained silently in their hearts, this is a metaphor for the image of a real Nima, but if he is willing to play, Bai Zhi will play with him: "Okay, what are you going to do?"

Lu Ziqiao checked the time: "Is the bar open now? Come on, let's go to the bar. I'll make a friend on the spot to show you."

Bai Zhi and Guan Gu had no choice but to follow at 260. They wanted to see how Lu Ziqiao made friends, so they looked around after they entered the bar.

There are not many people in the bar now, and it is not so easy to find a good-looking fresh face. Bai Zhi has already made preparations and is quite patient. If there is no one, just continue to wait.

"Wait! There will always be a suitable one." Lu Ziqiao sat down calmly.

"Zi Qiao, I have to say it first." Guan Gu didn't want to cheat either: "The pretty girl I mentioned before, if you want to find a girl who has no appetite, that doesn't count!"

"Understood, I'm sure it's pretty, and you're here to help me choose the head office?"

"How do we know what you like?" Guan Gu complained.

"It's okay, I know, I will definitely choose one that suits Ziqiao's taste." Bai Zhi chuckled, Lu Ziqiao often discussed this matter with him, so he is very good at making Lu Ziqiao hold back internal injuries.

I don't know why, when Bai Zhi said that, Lu Ziqiao felt a chill in his heart.

Throughout the afternoon, customers came one after another, and Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu's eyes were exhausted.

"This...how about this?"

"No, not enough."

"What about that one?"

"No, it's Ziqiao's favorite type, but it's not his favorite type."

"What about this?"

"Forget it! This kid Joe will definitely not like it."

"why?"

"Because she was married and divorced, and her children are already five years old."

"How did you know?"

"Nonsense, who am I? The bar owner, this woman has been around for the past few days. I heard her introduction when she was chatting with other men. No matter how good her body is and how pretty her face is, do you think Zi Qiao will accept it?" Is it? If this is the case, then the effect of the challenge will not be achieved.”

"All right!"

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu were very helpless, they didn't realize that Bai Zhi's eyes were getting higher and higher, even some Lu Ziqiao himself thought it was amazing and attracted his attention, but they were rejected by Bai Zhi one by one.

When they were about to lose interest, Bai Zhi's eyes finally lit up: "Hey, look, Zi Qiao, your food is here."

"Where is it?" Lu Ziqiao looked over casually, his eyes straightened immediately, and then he calmly came back to his senses: "Why do you think she is my pick?"

"Really?" Bai Zhi smiled strangely: "Zi Qiao, you are late, now her figure is blocked by the table, so you don't think it is good, but I can tell you, she is absolutely model-level, and her face Pretty too."

"Really?" Lu Ziqiao didn't believe it at all, and looked at the girl's upper body, it seemed that was the case!At least now it shows that it has not met his so-called surprise standard: "Whatever, this is your choice, I..."

Lu Ziqiao stopped talking halfway through, because he exposed his lower body from behind the table, and this nima immediately caught his attention.

"What are you?" Guan Gu heard him stop talking half a sentence, and reminded him to continue speaking with some pain.

Bai Zhi was very satisfied with the effect, and said quietly: "Do you understand now? Why don't you act quickly? What are you thinking?"

"That's great." Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up: "Look at my Lingshi effect, I can take it in and out freely, just wait! Brother, I'm here to make friends with you."

"Wait, wait..." Seeing the green light in his eyes, Guan Gu knew that he had forgotten about the challenge, he didn't want to wait for a few more hours, so he just let him try with this girl, don't believe it Forget it: "Do you know how to make friends?"

"Of course, I'm not a big deal. In the past, let's say a few words to see if we can find common hobbies. If so, go deeper and ask when it's almost time: Are you lonely?"

"..." Guan Gu turned his head away with some sour teeth: "You call this making friends?"

"Oh~ I'm sorry, inertia." Only then did Lu Ziqiao react: "I should ask her, are you free next week? Are you free next week?"

Forget it, he even sang, the tone is as frivolous as you want, it seems that the purpose is impure.

"Ka~" Guan Gu hurriedly stopped: "Do you really know how to make friends?"

"Isn't it right?" Lu Ziqiao scratched his head, feeling something was wrong!But he continued, "I've always done this before."

Guan Gu was a little discouraged, and said helplessly: "Can't you think more about what topic is about friendship?"

"Otherwise, I'll teach you a method." Bai Zhi covered her forehead in distress: "After you go up, imagine her as a man, and you can talk to her about whatever you usually talk to us, so that you can Settle down."

"How is this possible? Then I let you see me as Yu Mo, and then you fall in love with me, okay?" Lu Ziqiao retorted dissatisfiedly, but you said it lightly.

"Cough~" Bai Zhi shuddered at the thought of treating Lu Ziqiao as Yu Mo, "Then think of a way for yourself!? This is my challenge to you, and you actually want my opponent to give you advice. Niubi~~"

"Don't! At least tell me what I should say?"