Bitch living in an apartment

"I refuse to eat pizza from this store?"

"why?"

"He... their food delivery guy dared to laugh at me." Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily.

"Laughing at you?" Several people were surprised. Are people in the service industry so arrogant these days?

Zeng Xiaoxian explained the reason angrily. It turned out that a coupon was the fault. In order to get a coupon, Zeng Xiaoxian ran from 3601 to 3602 N times, exhausted and panting, but he still didn't take it out. . .I was despised by the food delivery.

After sorting out the cause and effect, Bai Zhi rubbed her chin and felt a little unbelievable: "What's wrong!? From 3601 to 3602, even if I run ten times, is it 100 meters? I'm out of breath at this point? Mr. Zeng, don't you know?" Are you disabled?"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Bai Zhi angrily, this bastard, can he speak?

"Teacher Zeng, this is not a mockery, but a contempt for your personality?" Yoyo leaned over and said amusedly.

"Scorn your size."

"Even the food delivery person can tell that you need to exercise, Mr. Zeng."

"Who said I don't exercise?" Zeng Xiaoxian refused to accept it when he heard it. Isn't this a slap in the face for nothing? "I do [-]... a hundred push-ups every day, okay?"

"20 yuan, I'll pay right away when I make [-]."

"Ha~ Let me tell you, brother Xian specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction." Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up and stood up, stroked his sleeves, moved the table away, and decisively lay down and started to work.

However, at the moment when he got down on the ground, his buttocks stood up directly, and he fell to his knees on the ground, doing 'push-ups' just like that.

"Is this kind of push-ups?" Lu Ziqiao smiled helplessly: "Even if you do 1 push-ups like this, I won't pay for it. Let me tell you."

"What's the matter? The aerobic training on TV is like this, I can still do big hands." Zeng Xiaoxian stretched out one hand in dissatisfaction, and really did it with the other hand, and then cramp. . .

Several people were helpless when they saw it, this kind of push-ups, even women don't need to exert much effort, Bai Zhi wondered if this guy couldn't do a single push-up.

Yoyo couldn't stand it anymore: "Mr. Zeng, can you go to the gym with Yifei??! He has a membership card."

"I'm a regular gym, not a postpartum recovery class."

"Just kidding, do you still need to exercise with a figure like me?" Zeng Xiaoxian showed off his muscles.

Bai Zhi stuffed the pizza into her mouth and said vaguely: "Let me see how your figure is?"

Went up and squeezed Zeng Xiaoxian's arm, it looked decent and bulging, but when Bai Zhi pinched it, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a scream: "Ah~~ You are crazy! What are you doing with so much force? ? They're all swollen."

Yifei covered her forehead, even she couldn't stand it anymore, what's the use of pinching the muscles?Did you touch it?Do you think it’s because you can’t bear to destroy a work of art?

"Are you not a muscle, but a swollen one?" Bai Zhi said mockingly, "Then what kind of body do you have, at most it's just a mutation."

"I...you..." Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly, "That's enough, I'll go, can't I go?"

"Okay, practice starts tomorrow morning, who's with you?"

"I never spend money to sweat, why don't you go to Meijia?" Lu Ziqiao refused.

"She's not feeling well." Yifei nodded: "Yes, Yoyo, you can go with Guan Gu! Also, Baizhi, you can also go with Yumo!"

"I'll forget it. I have something to do tomorrow, but I can report to Yu Mo first. Although she has been controlling her food intake and keeping in shape, this is not the way to go. It would be better to eat more and exercise more. Just in case It will be very troublesome to have a baby in the future, I will report to Yu Mo first." Bai Zhi made up her mind.

"What are you doing tomorrow?" Yifei looked at Bai Zhi suspiciously.

"You don't mind me, anyway, I have 240 things tomorrow." Bai Zhi looked away arrogantly, and didn't tell Yi Fei anything.

Yifei sighed and waved his hands, obviously not interested in bothering him anymore: "What about you, Yoyo?"

"Forget it, I have to hurry up and get the deposit together! As for Guan Gu~~~"

"You can also make an appointment for him, so that he will have two surprises." Lu Ziqiao imitated Guan Gu's voice and said, "Wow~ You actually made all my wedding plans and fitness plans, I want to cut seppuku suicide."

"It's unreasonable, it's too much, I'm going to commit seppuku." As soon as Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, Guan Gu ran in and shouted angrily.

"What's wrong?" Youyou asked weakly, she thought Guan Gu already knew about it!

"Eldest brother gave me a big surprise and moved the delivery date of my new manga three months earlier."

"Three months?" Yoyo was shocked: "Then have you finished painting?"

"That's needless to say? I draw comics, not copy comics. They notified the publisher, the media, and the publisher, but no one notified the author. I was the last to know, shit~~"

Several people could not help mourning the tragedy of Guan Gu. This is a very sad story. Lu Ziqiao held back a smile and continued: "Surprises are like chocolate candies in a box. You never know how much the next one will be. sticky teeth."

"...".

Chapter 993

Early the next morning, Yu Mo dragged Bai Zhi to the gym. She blamed Bai Zhi for making a fitness plan for her without her consent, so she refused to let Bai Zhi go, and dragged him to the gym. .

"Yu Mo, I really have something to do. Isn't it good for you to exercise with Yifei? Why do you have to be with you!?" Bai Zhi was a little distressed. He felt that he shouldn't report some fitness plan to Yu Mo Otherwise, I wouldn't be entangled here!

"What's the matter with you? If you don't tell me, I won't let you go~" Yu Mo grabbed Bai Zhi's arm, if Bai Zhi didn't make it clear, she would never let Bai Zhi go.

"This... How can I tell you this~"

"Why can't you tell me? Are you doing something shady?" Yu Mo said suspiciously: "Besides, it's obvious that Yifei brought Mr. Zeng to the gym today. It's an opportunity for them to enhance their relationship. I'll come What's going on?!"

"I'll let you exercise more."

"Been trying to lie to me, you suddenly asked me to come to exercise, there must be something wrong?"

"Cough~" Bai Zhi coughed, looked left and right, there seemed to be no one, she leaned close to Yu Mo's ear, and then whispered a few times, then Yu Mo's face turned red in an instant, and she twisted Bai Zhi's arm fiercely .

"You bastard..."

"Yes, I'm an asshole, so you should try to come here more often! I have issued a membership card for you." Bai Zhi hurriedly apologized.

"..." Yu Mo had no choice but to acquiesce in this matter, but he was still very entangled in his heart.

Yu Mo finally compromised, and at this time Yifei's voice sounded behind him, jokingly said: "Bai Zhi, don't you say you can't come? Why are you here again?"

"None of your business." Bai Zhi curled her lips, and then told Yu Mo a few times: "Then I'll go first, if there is anything, please call me."

"All right!"

Only then did Bai Zhi leave the gym with peace of mind, checked the time, and walked outside.

This day is destined to be an uneasy day, not to mention Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei's entanglement in the gym, nor to talk about Guan Gu's quarrel with Yoyo because of the wedding, even Meijia, a lot of things happened.

At noon, Bai Zhi walked outside for a whole morning, and went back to the apartment to rest. In the end, he also encountered the unlucky thing that the toilet was broken, which made him very depressed.

"Damn it's fine if it doesn't go well, and the toilet is clogged¨‖?" Bai Zhi looked at the not-so-good toilet sadly, gave up the plan to use it, and called directly to have someone come to fix it.

Originally, I went to 3602 to borrow the toilet, but found that there were people next door. He waited outside with his forehead covered. As the saying goes, the length of 1 minute depends on whether you are in the toilet or outside the toilet.

Obviously, Bai Zhi now realizes that one minute outside the toilet is equivalent to an hour, Bai Zhi really has no choice but to urge the people inside: "Hey, the people inside have passed out, right? Save me first~~”

Sure enough, after Bai Zhi knocked on the door, the door opened directly. Meijia's face was a little strange. After seeing Bai Zhi, she said, "It's you? I've run out of it, you can use it~"

"Thank you so much, I'll talk about it later." Bai Zhi pushed Mijia out, and ran in impatiently.

. . . . . .

Ten minutes later, Bai Zhi flushed the water refreshed and washed her hands at the sink. When she was about to leave, she suddenly discovered a very interesting thing.

It was a pregnancy test stick, and it was a pregnancy test stick with two bars. Bai Zhi picked it up and looked at it in surprise, and then looked outside, as if thinking of something: "The one with two bars, who is pregnant? Just now It was Mika who was using the toilet, oh~ I remembered."

Bai Zhi nodded, and finally remembered this matter. Meijia was pregnant, but it was a fake pregnancy. Even so, she still messed up the apartment. The most recent time.

"Bang bang bang~~" Before Bai Zhi could figure out what to do next, there was a knock on the door outside. Bai Zhi sighed, went out and opened the door, and saw Mijia standing at the door with a smirk: "Meijia , why are you smirking?"

"Smiling? No! I'm here to find you."

"Looking for me? What are you looking for me for?"

Meijia didn't wait for Bai Zhi to finish speaking, she directly pushed Bai Zhi in, then poked her head to see if there was anyone outside, and locked the toilet door again: "Hey, you know that Yoyo and Guan Gu had a fight?"

"I know!"

"You know? How did you know?" Meijia was shocked, Bai Zhi just came back!That's all you know?

"Nonsense, is it because of the appointment of the wedding venue? Yoyo told us last night, Guan Gu must have found out about this and quarreled with Yoyo." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "` ‖ But this has something to do with me No matter what the relationship, quarrels not aimed at breaking up are all showing affection."

"..." The corner of Meijia's mouth twitched: "What are you talking about? Now that Yoyo is planning to break up with Guan Gu, we can't just let them break up like this."

"But I don't have time these days!" Bai Zhi said distressedly.

He knew the outcome of Guan Gu and Yoyo's matter, so he didn't want to meddle with it and change anything, because he thought the outcome was pretty good, as lovers will eventually get married!

But immediately Bai Zhi shuddered, feeling that something was wrong, Guan Gu would propose to Youyou because of something?Needless to say, he thought Yoyo was pregnant.And why do you think so? It's because Lu Zhanbo and Meijia discovered the pregnancy test stick, and accidentally called Guan Gu's phone, so that everything was revealed.

This was a misunderstanding, and at the same time, a beautiful misunderstanding, but the problem is that now that the pregnancy test stick is with him, he did not call Guan Gu, and he knew (did he) that the pregnancy test stick belonged to Mika, So there is no misunderstanding that Yoyo is pregnant.

That means that this matter has changed its direction, he really wants Guan Gu and Youyou's plot to follow the development, but reality no longer allows it!

"Hey, hello, what are you thinking?" Meijia shook her arm in front of Bai Zhi's eyes.

Bai Zhi saw something shaking in front of her eyes, and came back to find Mijia staring at herself: "Ah? What did you say?"

"I said, I have a way to help Guan Gu and Youyou reconcile. What were you thinking about just now?"

"Oh~" Bai Zhi casually said a few words: "I was also thinking about how to reconcile Guan Gu and Youyou, but I really don't have time recently! I have a lot of things to do."

"Is there anything more important than Guan Gu Youyou not breaking up?"

"Of course, marriage is very important."

"...".

Chapter 994

Meijia was stupefied when she heard this, then her eyes lit up, and she jokingly touched Bai Zhi with her arm: "Oh? Marriage? I said these days why you go out early and come back late! I dare to go to the wedding company and Set up a venue? So, Yumo has promised to give birth to you."

"I didn't agree, but this matter has dragged on for too long, it should be done sooner, and Yumo's parents are already urging me." Bai Zhi sighed, and then her eyes shone brightly: "Also, I've already been vaccinated, and judging by Yu Mo's reaction, although I'm still a little bit entangled, there are already signs of letting go."

"Congratulations! Bai Zhi, I didn't expect you to have progressed to this point?"

"That's right." Bai Zhi twisted her neck: "So I really don't have time these few days, and I can only rely on you for the matter of Guan Gu and Yoyo."

"No, you still have to help me. You can decide the wedding venue and find a wedding company at any time. You have been procrastinating for so long. It's not a day or two. Guan Gu and Youyou have to find out the matter. solve."

Bai Zhi was extremely entangled, but after thinking about it, she said, "Okay! What do you want to do?"

"I've thought of a way." Meijia seemed to be ready for a long time: "Just now I have asked Yoyo about 240, and Yoyo is only angry on the surface. If Guan Gu is willing to give her a surprise, maybe she will Guan Gu will be forgiven!"

"Three questions." Bai Zhi stretched out three fingers: "First, Guan Gu thinks this matter is Yoyo's fault, so how do you persuade Guan Gu who thinks he is right to apologize to Yoyo who is wrong?

Second, you have to know that Guan Gu is not in a good mood right now. Du Jun has advanced the delivery date of his new manga by three months. He is in the most irritable mood right now, and people tend to ignore personal feelings at this time Can you help him solve his work problems and calm him down?

Third, if all these problems are resolved, Guan Gu is willing to surprise Yoyo, but in fact, what Yoyo is angry about is the wedding. If you don’t work hard on the wedding, Yoyo will not accept it. You can be sure that Guan Gu will accept this wedding ? "

Meijia was a little confused by the question, but she quickly shook her head and continued to tell her plan: "Of course, my plan is absolutely the most perfect."

"All ears."

"It's very simple, as long as we trick Guan Gu into paying for the wedding venue, then Yoyo will think that Guan Gu has compromised, and then reconcile with Guan Gu. I said, Yoyo transferred the wedding venue to me, and I will I don't have any money, so I asked Guan Gu to pay in advance for me."

"It's a good idea." Bai Zhi nodded: "If the wedding in a year's time doesn't work, you can just return it, then do as you said."

"My cell phone is out of battery, use your cell phone to call me."

"Here you are." Bai Zhi handed her mobile phone to Meijia, and Meijia really followed the plan, called Guan Gu and asked him to help pay for the wedding venue.

Seeing that Guan Gu agreed, Meijia couldn't help jumping up: "It's done, now we are going to take Yoyo and catch him when Guan Gu goes to pay the money. If this is the case, the two of you will reconcile as soon as Yoyo is touched. gone."

"However, what if Guan Gu directly said that it was paid for you? This may still be very big."

"Then make him speechless." Meijia said confidently: "We'll make his voice hoarse before he goes to pay, and I'll go with him to pay, and you take Yoyo to see it. Is it over?"

Bai Zhi was very surprised: "Okay! Meijia, when did your brain work so well?"

"Hahaha~ That's right, I've always used my brain very well." Meijia said happily: "Learn a bit, I'm very good at it."

"There is one last question." Bai Zhi smiled and looked at Mika's proud face.

"what is the problem?"

"Where do you go to get the medicine that temporarily renders Guan Gu speechless?"

"..." Meijia's smile froze, she bit her fingers and struggled, that's right~ They couldn't violently make Guan Gu's voice hoarse, right?They are here to persuade a fight, not to hurt Guan Gu, so here comes the question, how did this kind of medicine that can make people temporarily speechless come from?

Bai Zhi smiled helplessly and shook her head, it seems that Meijia is not very careful when thinking about things sometimes!He sighed: "Actually, I have this medicine."

"You have?" Meijia was shocked, why do you have everything?