Bitch living in an apartment

"Tsk..." Bai Zhi was speechless to a guy like Zeng Xiaoxian who had no vision at all, so she simply said more clearly: "Am I short of money?"

"No shortage." Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while, Bai Zhi is not considered a rich man, but he is definitely not enough, and more than the bottom. If it is said that he is short of money, it seems that he is really not short of money.

This guy is different from others, he doesn't like to drive luxury cars, he doesn't like to play with watches, and he doesn't like to go to those luxury places. Apart from buying some luxury goods for his wife, he doesn't seem to have anything to spend money on.

"Then I'm a wife?"

"No shortage."

"Then why should I ask you? What I want is your attitude, do you know the attitude? I can basically do what you can do, and I can do a lot of things you can't do. People are still very open-minded, if you have a better attitude, maybe I will agree to you."

"Oh~ Souga~~" Zeng Xiaoxian was relieved, then took a deep breath, and smiled cheaply: "Hehehe~Brother Bai, Brother Bai (Leave Zhao), otherwise, let's go to the western restaurant next door and have a hard meal. How about a good meal? It's a celebration of our... 39 days of knowing each other, okay?"

"One thousand and thirty-nine days? How do you count? We have known each other for more than three years, and there must be more than that. I can't even remember the days. I have a bad attitude and start over."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's smile froze, and he recalled carefully, there are 360 ​​five days in a year, and in three years, it would be 190 and five days. They have known each other for more than three years, 39 days It's not one o'clock or two o'clock!

Soon he adjusted: "Why don't we go home tonight without getting drunk for the sake of the Olympics and the World Expo?"

"Olympics and World Expo? If you don't get drunk, you won't go home? Drinking alcohol is obviously a punishment. What do you mean? Is there anything I can do to you? I can't do it with my attitude. Let's start over."

"...".

Chapter 974

Zeng Xiaoxian found more than N reasons, but Bai Zhi passed them one by one. Not long after, the guy cried again: "Brother, can you stop playing with me? I'm in a hurry. Didn't you say that I Is it okay to have a better attitude? I have already invited you to dinner, but the attitude is not good? Is it really good if I kneel down and beg you?"

"If this is your way of expressing respect, I have no objection! But I still say that, just like worshiping Buddha, sincerity leads to spirituality. If you are not sincere, it doesn't matter how much you donate. Anyway, those people Gods and Buddhas are also useless."

"..."

"Then what's wrong with my attitude? Do I have to say I love you to have a good attitude?"

"Then can't you think of something else besides eating? Do you think I can eat now? You don't even know other people's preferences, and you just want to impress others to benefit you. Are you thinking too much. "

"Then what do you like?"

"You don't even know what I like, so you still come to beg me?"

"...Why are you like a woman?" Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corners of his mouth. He thought only women would be so unreasonable. Now that he has seen it, it turns out that men can also be unreasonable, and they are more cheating than women: "You just Give me a quick word! Give or not give 230."

"Give."

"give me."

"Keep away, I said yes, but I didn't say how I would give it to you, empty-handed white wolf? It doesn't exist." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "If you don't give me a satisfactory attitude today, even if I say If you give it, don’t even try to take it away.”

"Come on~"

"Oh~ it's so late! Then I should go back to wash and sleep. You have to think about what kind of attitude you will face me before you come to me~ I still say the same thing, this speech, I will still give it to me , the difference is that it is given to you before your speech, or after the speech.”

Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly became very cold. After the speech?Then what's the point of him coming?I'll go, don't bring such a thing!Now he regrets stealing Bai Zhi's manuscript.

Looking at Bai Zhi's back, Zeng Xiaoxian pondered in distress. He was also confused and didn't know what to do.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao seemed to have brainwashed Guan Gu, and Guan Gu also helped Lu Ziqiao walk in with the golf bag, seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's frowning look, he was a little surprised: "Mr. Zeng, what's wrong with you? Didn't you pass the host quality competition smoothly?"

"It is true to say so, but now I jumped out of this pit, only to find that I fell into another pit, and this pit is deeper and slipperier than the previous one, and most importantly, my legs are also lame. Yes, the waist also flashed, ah woo woo~"

"Lame? Why don't you go see a doctor?" Guan Gu made a straightforward suggestion.

"Hehehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled helplessly.

Lu Ziqiao waved his hand: "The pit he talked about is completely different from the pit you talked about. Teacher Zeng, what do you do now?"

"I originally wanted to ask Bai Zhi for the next speech, but he actually said that I didn't even know his preferences so I came to beg him, and said that if I couldn't show the attitude he wanted, he wouldn't give me the speech of."

"You can't write it yourself?" Guan Gu has always been very dissatisfied with Zeng Xiaoxian's plagiarism.

"If I can write it, do I still need to copy it?" Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

"I can show you the way."

"What's the way?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Ziqiao expectantly.

Lu Ziqiao coughed, Zeng Xiaoxian asked Joey for a bottle of Bing Rui, and handed it to Lu Ziqiao. Lu Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction: "See, Mr. Zeng, I am much easier to buy than Bai Zhi."

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you mean by Minglu?"

"It's very simple, Yu Mo!" Lu Ziqiao shrugged: "If you don't know what Bai Zhi likes and what attitude to use to face him, you can ask Yu Mo! She must know Bai Zhi best, and if If you can't persuade Baizhi, you can try to persuade Yumo, so that you can still achieve your goal."

"Yes! Why do I have to ask Bai Zhi! I can ask Yu Mo! She is much easier to solve than Bai Zhi, hahaha! Thank you! Zi Qiao, you are indeed my best brother." Zeng Xiaoxian Patting Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder, he ran out quickly.

Guan Gu looked at the back of Zeng Xiaoxian who ran out with a bit of pain: "It's not good for you to tear down Bai Zhi's platform like this? Teacher Zeng stole Bai Zhi's manuscript first. Bai Zhi must have wanted to teach Teacher Zeng a lesson, so as not to From now on, he will have a hot head and itchy hands."

"I know."

"Then you still gave him this bad idea?"

"That's not a bad idea!" Lu Ziqiao spread his hands: "You know, Bai Zhi is just teaching him a lesson? The so-called lesson is within the scope of Teacher Zeng's acceptance, and it can be remembered deeply by him. It's called a lesson."

"Don't you often steal what's in the refrigerator?"

"It's different."

"What's the difference?"

"I say it's different, it's different." Lu Ziqiao said seriously.

How do you say it?What is a friend? If you put 100 yuan on the table, as long as it is not blown away by the wind, the 100 yuan will still be there after three days; but if you put a bag of melon seeds there, you don’t have to wait until three days. There may be only a layer of skin left.

This matter is still the same, no matter how much Lu Ziqiao wakes up at night and eats the things in the refrigerator, they scold him, and they will still put something to eat in the refrigerator next time, which is a tacit consent to Lu Ziqiao's actions.

But Zeng Xiaoxian can't do more about this matter, although he didn't use it to make money, nor did he use it to show off, it was just used for emergency, but the bottom line is always the bottom line, it is impossible not to accept some price.

"Cut~ What's the difference?" Guan Gu still muttered, but this sentence was not heard by Lu Ziqiao, otherwise Lu Ziqiao really didn't know how to explain it to Guan Gu.

"Guan Gu, are you ready? Starting tomorrow, I will teach you how to live a real life. This is the treatment that even Baizhi has not enjoyed~"

"I'm ready." At this time, Guan Gu responded enthusiastically to Lu Ziqiao's statement like a fanatic who had been brainwashed by pyramid schemes.

"Okay, go, let's go back and plan tomorrow's itinerary first. First, we need a suit, a suit that can hold the scene, and then repair it from beginning to end."

"Retouch? Are we going to have a facelift?"

"I mean, we have to make it more refined. If we want to know what real life is, change from the outside in, that's a must."

"Isn't it from the inside out?"

"...they are almost the same.".

Chapter 975

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao were muttering about tomorrow's plan, and Zeng Xiaoxian also sneaked into Yu Mo's shop. The waiters in Yu Mo's shop had all seen Yu Mo's roommate, so they naturally knew this more natural person. The host of the late-night radio show on the street, the first time he saw Zeng Xiaoxian, a waiter came over and asked him: "Hello, Mr. Zeng, are you looking for the boss?"

"Yes! Where is she now?"

"She's resting inside, you just go in."

"Okay, thank you." Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, knocked on the door with a smile, and then went to the backstage.

Yu Mo had already finished her work, but when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian looking over, she felt a little amused: "Mr. Zeng, why are you here? Come in if you have anything to do~"

"Uh, hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian, who was caught upright, smiled awkwardly, and unceremoniously pulled out his chair and sat down: "Yu Mo, this is you, are you ready to go back?"

"That's right! The matter is over, do you have anything to do?"

"I really have something to do, Yu Mo, you must help me this time, or I will die." Zeng Xiaoxian still looked pitiful, begging Yu Mo for help.

"What can I help you with?" Yu Mo felt a little amused: "I sell cosmetics, and you are a radio host, it seems that there is nothing else I can help you except for putting on makeup, right~? "

"No, I didn't ask you to do my makeup, I mean, you persuaded Bai Zhi."

"Baibai? What happened to him?"

Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a while, and told Yu Mo what happened in the bar today, although he didn't add any embellishments to speak ill of Bai Zhi, but he said something pitiful and regrettable about himself, I don't know if he would burst into tears: "You Look, Yu Mo, this is too much, I'm already very sincere, but he still doesn't agree, insisting on saying that I don't know what he likes and begging him, isn't that embarrassing?"

Yu Mo nodded: "Well, it's really too much."

"Look, I said it!"

"I am talking about you."

"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused.

Yu Mo couldn't laugh or cry, she didn't know what to say: "Mr. Zeng, Bai Bai and I are lovers, you speak ill of Bai Bai in front of me, isn't that too much, what is it?"

"No, I didn't speak ill of him either! I asked you to persuade him, or tell him what he wants, and I can prepare myself!" Only then did Zeng Xiaoxian realize his mistake. Do you point to the judge in front of the judge and say I want to sue you?Who will take care of you?

"Okay! Don't you know about Baibai's preferences? Playful, like weird things, can't you just coax them like a child?"

"Do you still need to say that?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "This trick is only effective if you use it. If I use it, he will kill me. Yumo, stop making trouble, or... you can help me with the manuscript of Bai Zhi. Take it out, as long as you get through this difficult time, whether you want to eat, or want to apologize to me, you can even do whatever you want."

"That won't work, he will be angry if I take out his things without my consent."

"No, he won't be angry with you, or how about I ask Bai Zhi to prepare a super romantic date for you after the matter is over?"

"..." Yu Mo blinked, "How romantic?"

"Hehehe~~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wretchedly, and then whispered a few words in Yu Mo's ear, Yu Mo's eyes lit up: "Okay, I promise you, but you have to let Bai Bai do it voluntarily."

"can."

"Then it's settled." Yu Mo readily agreed at this time: "By the way, I need your help."

"Let's just say, my brother Xian has always convinced people with virtue." Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest: "Take this favor as a gift from me."

"That's good." Yu Mo nodded: "The thing is like this, when I went to Yifei's room two days ago, I accidentally broke her things, but I didn't dare to tell her, so I took them out I went to fix it secretly, and now it’s fixed, but Yifei’s room is either locked recently, or she’s always at home, and I’m often not at home during the day, so I don’t have a chance to put it in, how about you put it back for me?”

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback.

"Yifei's pair of sneakers."

"Huh~ I thought it was a big deal!" Zeng Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief, it was just a pair of shoes, why didn't he dare tell her?But Zeng Xiaoxian didn't think too much: "Okay, I'll put it back for you, you can't let Yifei find out, right?"

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"Correct."

"Leave it to me." Zeng Xiaoxian took the matter to himself, didn't he just put the things back?What a big deal!

After the deal was concluded, Zeng Xiaoxian left Yumo's cosmetics shop contentedly, but Bai Zhi, who was holding an apple carving in the apartment, yawned fiercely, and looked outside, the curtains hadn't been moved, there was no wind?Why did you sneeze suddenly?

Unable to figure it out, Bai Zhi shook her head, then turned her attention to the apple in her hand, cut a small piece of the apple, threw it into her mouth, took a few bites and ate it.

Bai Zhi gradually fell in love with carving things with fruit, and the cut pieces can be eaten directly, and it saves cleaning up the garbage. . .

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Besides, after Zeng Xiaoxian and Yu Mo returned to the apartment together, Yu Mo saw that Bai Zhi was carving something, but he didn't care, went into the room and took out a black bag, which attracted Bai Zhi's attention.

"Yu Mo, what did you take?" Bai Zhi asked curiously, he had never seen this black bag before, and he was a little surprised that it appeared in Yu Mo's hand all of a sudden.

"No...it's nothing, it's something for customers." Yu Mo smiled dryly, and hid the things behind his back, seeing Bai Zhi's suspicious expression: "It's some cosmetics."

"Cosmetics? Then why use such ugly packaging?" Bai Zhi wondered: "Yu Mo, I'm not talking about you! User experience is very important, you see, if customers see your bags are so ugly, and the customers you are facing It's all color control, if someone returns the product because of this small detail, you will lose a lot."

"Really?" Yu Mo laughed dryly: "I will think about it next time, but the client is waiting now, so I will go there first."

"Don't do it next time! You have to be careful this time." Bai Zhi said as she was about to snatch Yu Mo's black bag.

"Don't move." Yu Mo yelled, startling Bai Zhi, and then Yu Mo reacted and lost his composure: "Hehehe, I mean, there is really no need, people are waiting outside, and I There are no other boxes..."

"You said this earlier! It's just a packing box. What's the big deal? You give me the cosmetics. Also, when a customer comes, how can I make him wait at the door? Come on."

"..."earth.

Chapter 976

"Why so long?" Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been waiting at the door for a long time, asked helplessly when he took the shoes handed over by Yu Mo: "But now Baizhi is at home, how can I help you put things in? Besides, Yifei Is the door locked too?"

Yu Mo patted his chest: "No way, Baibai has been pulling me and asking me what it is, I can't say it, I have already thought about it, when Yifei comes back, after she enters the door, I will pull She went to 3602 to hide for a while, and took Bai Bai away by the way, so you can take this opportunity to enter Yifei's room and put the things back where they were."

"Are you sure? Why do I feel that my life is in danger?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little panicked, he suddenly felt that from that moment on, his life seemed to be counted in seconds. . .

"Don't worry, it won't happen. I will drag you out until you come out. I won't let Bai Bai and Yifei go back to the head office if I don't see you will 36 02?"