Bitch living in an apartment

"Hey, idiot, go up a little bit..."

"Knitting! Misaligned..."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly heard the quarrel in the toilet, and walked over curiously, this time he heard a little more clearly, it was the voices of Bai Zhi and Yi Fei, the two seemed to have an argument, those words made his face darken.

"It's just that you are not aligned, oops~ I will come and I will..."

"You come, you come, your mouth is too small, obviously you can't go in~"

"' ‖Are you an idiot? This mouth is just getting bigger and bigger."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes became angry when he heard this voice, and he only heard Bai Zhi say: "No, no, who closed the toilet door? I don't know if it's too hot?"

"Then you drive it!"

"It's unreasonable, it's indecent, it's indecent!" Zeng Xiaoxian almost popped the words out of his teeth. He heard Bai Zhi and Yifei say they wanted to open the door, and immediately pushed the door open.

"..."

At this time, I saw Yifei holding a screwdriver in his hand, and was turning the screw vigorously into the small hole of the wooden frame. Bai Zhi pushed the stick to the screw to make it welded.

Zeng Xiaoxian froze at the door, mechanically looked at Baizhi and Yifei, and said with a dry smile, "What are you guys doing?"

"It's just in time, come here, quickly support this shelf, we are too busy."

"Who says you can't be busy? Everyone said that your (Liaohao) method is wrong. I can handle it by myself, but you have to mess around."

"Then you come." Yifei was furious, she was here to help, but she was rejected, and it made anyone feel bad!

"I said I was coming."

Speaking of Baizhi and Yifei, they ignored Zeng Xiaoxian at all, and operated one after another. Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, Zeng Xiaoxian walked mechanically, went to the kitchen and sat down, heaving a sigh of relief: "Hey, Listening to the corner of the wall kills people! You should do less of this in the future!"

There's no way, it's too easy for people to think wrong when they quarrel, and he can't help it!

After heaving a sigh of relief, Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Bai Zhi's computer suddenly, and then saw the extremely weird title, and then he was completely attracted.

Guilty glanced at Bai Zhi in the toilet, seeing that the other party was still busy, he couldn't help but look up. . . .

Chapter 969

No matter what, Zeng Xiaoxian took out a USB flash drive from his bag, plugged it into Bai Zhi's computer, and quickly copied it, then put the USB flash drive back into the bag with satisfaction, and then looked at it seriously.

I don't know how long it took, but when Bai Zhi and Yifei came out, Zeng Xiaoxian had just finished reading it, and praised Bai Zhi: "I'll go, Bai Zhi, what you wrote...it's so fucking good."

Yifei glanced helplessly at Zeng Xiaoxian, and she was naturally curious about Bai Zhi's writing, but she could understand those words separately, but she couldn't understand a single sentence when put together: "Can you understand what it means?" ?”

"I don't understand!" Zeng Xiaoxian replied confidently.

"Then what you said is true?"

"It's because I can't read it, so I said that he wrote it very well! Isn't that the case with other academic papers? Do you dare to say that you can read the doctoral thesis you wrote now, can you understand it? ?”

"...Okay! I don't understand either."

"..."

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes. Sure enough, anyone who doesn't understand can be classified as a high-ranking person, but fortunately, I didn't write this thing for them. It's enough for him to understand it. Moreover, 223 is his thesis, unlike Like Yifei, the whole article is talking nonsense, um, sure enough, this is very expert, and it has no other use except to commit crimes.

"Well, I have something else to do, so I won't bother you, you can talk." Zeng Xiaoxian slipped away with a 'whoosh' sound.

Both Baizhi and Yifei were puzzled: "What's the matter with this guy? Why does he look like he was bitten by a dog?"

"Never mind him!" Yifei waved his hand: "You can write your academic report with peace of mind! I'll go shopping~ hahaha~ I think you have to write a lot of things, I can go out to play, this kind of It feels really cool."

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows: "Then if, next time you are in class, and I send you a photo of me going to the beach to bask in the sun, wouldn't you kill me?"

"..."

In terms of rest time, even Yifei's vacation as a university teacher is not as long as Baizhi's!She really couldn't compare this point, if she used this to provoke Bai Zhi, she would obviously die a miserable death.

Before he knew it, another day passed. Bai Zhi rubbed his aching neck, looked outside, the sun was about to set, he pressed ctrl+s, and saved his things: "Finally finished writing, really trouble."

Mumbling, he turned off the computer, put it back in the room, put a rope on the two dogs, and walked out of the apartment. . .

. . . . . .

There was nothing to say all night, it seemed that everything was so harmonious, except that Mijia could be seen staring at the cat food in a daze from time to time, there was no other fluctuation.

Early the next morning, today Bai Zhi got up abnormally early to have breakfast, which made Yifei and Yu Mo extremely weird, staring at Bai Zhi all morning.

In the end, Bai Zhi couldn't stand the staring eyes of the two, so she explained: "Okay, don't stare at me, I have something to do today, that's why I got up so early."

"What's the matter with you? Collect rent?"

"That's needless to say." Bai Zhi proudly raised her head: "I spent a whole night sorting out last night, and I found that the diary I wrote recorded many skills that I knew before, but now I have forgotten them. So I'm going to pick it up again, starting today."

"Didn't you start writing your diary when you met Yumo?" Yifei asked curiously.

"Yes! This time is enough."

"What skills do you have?" Yu Mo was even more curious.

"I do not know."

"..."

"You said just now that you have already tidied it up." Yu Mo was almost choked to death by a mouthful of milk, did she think that Bai Zhi had taken the wrong medicine again?

"That's right! I sorted out the diary, but in the process of sorting out, the memories triggered reminded me of the earlier time, so I'm going to pick up the previous skills."

Yu Mo and Yi Fei were a little dizzy: "Can you tell us something we can understand?"

"Understandable?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Well, you don't understand what I said, so let's forget it! It's better that you don't understand."

"Damn, you're not afraid of being beaten to death if you just say a few words?" Yifei's veins were about to pop out. Fortunately, she didn't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, otherwise she would have been shot with a brick.

"Hey~~ You don't understand, so forget it!" Bai Zhi shrugged, still not intending to continue talking.

Both Yifei and Yumo were entangled, but Bai Zhi was contentedly drinking milk and eating bread. At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian rushed out: "Yo hoo~ That's great."

Yifei was already depressed, but when she heard Zeng Xiaoxian's cheers, she became even more depressed: "Did you step on dog shit again? Did you pick up money this time or eat soft food?"

"Of course not." Zeng Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief, and held Bai Zhi's hand with a smile on his face: "This time, I'm here to thank Bai Zhi, thank you for your kindness, thank you for your kind words, and thank you It's... a righteous shot."

"What did you do?" Yu Mo and Yi Fei looked at Bai Zhi curiously.

Not to mention the two of them, even Bai Zhi couldn't figure it out. It wasn't his glory, so it didn't make much sense for him to take it over: "You took the wrong medicine, Mr. Zeng? What did I do?"

The three of them looked at Zeng Xiaoxian again, and Zeng Xiaoxian said slowly: "Hey, isn't it a competition for the quality of the host of the radio station? Did I tell you? Let me tell you, I went very smoothly in this competition. It's over."

"But... what does this have to do with me?" Bai Zhi scratched her head, and he suggested Zeng Xiaoxian to find his enemies or fans to find out his specialties. How did he become his reinvented parents?This unscientific.

Who knows that Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "No, it has a lot to do with you. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be able to pass this test. Similarly, maybe you will hear the news about 'Zeng Mou jumped into the river' in the news this morning."

"Is it so serious?" Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth: "Okay! Then I accept your thanks. By the way, haven't you been very distressed for the past few days? Why did you think of it all of a sudden? What did you write? "

"Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed twice, and then took out his special specialty report from his bag: "My specialty is: grafting and transformation of animals and plants."

"..."

"..."

"..."

The three faces are stunned. Isn't this full of titles about the second disease of middle school written by Bai Zhi?How did it become Zeng Xiaoxian's specialty report?Yu Mo and Yifei both looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Bai Zhi, they had a premonition that there would be a good show to watch next.

Sure enough, Bai Zhi's face turned black, she stared blankly at Zeng Xiaoxian, as if she wanted to swallow him up. . . .

Chapter 970

"Is this your specialty?" Bai Zhi gritted her teeth and asked with certainty.

"What's the matter?" Zeng Xiaoxian held Bai Zhi's fist and smiled embarrassingly: "I know, this is your specialty! But the spirit of the Internet is to share, don't be so stingy! And you have already accepted my thanks Is it? What’s the big deal, I’ll treat you to a meal! Besides, you don’t want to see me drink the northwest wind, do you?”

"So, you stole my life summary and handed it in?" Bai Zhi gritted her teeth, apparently on the verge of eruption.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed a mouthful of saliva, he knew that if Bai Zhi couldn't be convinced by this incident, he would die a very miserable death, especially when Zeng Xiaoxian learned that Bai Zhi had spent a whole day on this.

"I...I treat you to two meals-."

"Die to me." Bai Zhi broke out completely, regardless of Zeng Xiaoxian stretched out two fingers, and punched him in the face with a punch, scared Yifei and Yumo both shrank their necks, couldn't-bear it read on.

Zeng Xiaoxian's screams broke through the sky, waking up Lu Ziqiao, Guan Gu and Youyou who were still sleeping late. When they came angrily to see who was so wicked, they saw Zeng Xiaoxian's miserable appearance and Bai Zhi's. Furious, he closed his mouth tactfully, then moved quietly, walked to Yumo and Yifei, quietly asked what happened, and then. . .Then the very unscrupulous also watched the show. . .

"Help! Yifei, little Feifei... ah~~~" Zeng Xiaoxian kept begging for mercy: "Ah~ I dare not, Bai Zhi, I really dare not."

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"I know, I shouldn't use your paper to say it's mine, it's my fault, I shouldn't...ah~~"

"Fart, it seems that you still don't know what's wrong."

"Ah~ don't, don't, I really know, I shouldn't have taken it without your consent... ah~"

"I still don't know. It's only three things. If you're not sure next time, don't say it."

"Okay, I said, I was wrong... I was wrong... I don't know what else is wrong, can you tell me kindly, old man? I will change, I will change whatever you say, okay? ?”

After Bai Zhi ravaged Zeng Xiaoxian enough, he let him go, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian lying on the sofa like a dead dog, Bai Zhi then said flatly: "I wrote such an excellent paper, you are just using it to fool the host. Martial arts competition? I have never seen such a reckless guy like you, I spent so much time writing this paper, but you stole less than one-tenth of the content in the end, who do you look down on?"

"..."

"I've never seen such a shameless guy like you." Yifei complained silently, she thought Bai Zhi could say something!The result was not because Zeng Xiaoxian stole his papers, nor because he attributed Bai Zhi's efforts to himself, but because he didn't steal enough. . .

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, or if I steal everything later, you will pretend that you don't know?"

"It's late, do you think anyone will act with you!?"

"Woooo~" Zeng Xiaoxian shed tears of humiliation. If he had known that Bai Zhi didn't care, he wouldn't have taken it secretly. Now that he is healed, he feels like his whole body is falling apart. I don't know if there will be sequelae , such as turning into an octopus or something.

Bai Zhi clapped her hands, not intending to just let Zeng Xiaoxian go, but said lightly: "It's settled! I'll choose the address for two meals, and if you dare to play tricks on me, I'll let you know what nonsense is." Violence does not cooperate."

"Mmm~~~" Zeng Xiaoxian agreed aggrievedly, he was really afraid that Bai Zhi would slap him to death, so let's save money and avoid disaster!Anyway, we can get through this difficulty. . .

This matter was settled like this, Zeng Xiaoxian agreed to take Bai Zhi out for dinner, as for when, anyway, Bai Zhi warned Zeng Xiaoxian to be on call, otherwise she would die miserably.

Zeng Xiaoxian is now afraid of Bai Zhi, so he quickly stays away from Bai Zhi, let's wait until he eats before approaching him!Anyway, it's good to pass the risk this time. Losing a few meals is better than losing your job, right?

After breakfast, they each went to do their own things, but Bai Zhi still stayed at home, not knowing what she was doing.

Not long after, Yoyo and Mika appeared in 3601. Judging by the momentum, Mika was planning to train Yoyo to open a shop to sell cat food. They ignored Baizhi, and Mika spoke confidently.

"Sorry! Yoyo, I've been busy dealing with expired cat food for the past few days, but I'm about to start my business, so I'll give you some training."

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"It's okay, it's not bad for the next few days." Yoyo understood Meijia's mood, and could see that she was also busy these few days, anyway, she was fine, a few days earlier and a few days of playing were the same.

"Okay, let's get started! In order to train you into a qualified online shopping seller, we are now conducting comprehensive training. Opening an online store is very complicated. We don't need to do the service, packaging, shipping, express delivery, etc... "As soon as Meijia said this, Yoyo was stunned, don't do what you said?I only heard Meijia continue to say: "What you have to do is to settle accounts..."

"You...want to train me to settle accounts?" Yoyo's eyes widened, as if it was the first day she met Mika. Don't you have any idea about your ability to calculate accounts?Can this still train others to calculate accounts?

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Fortunately, Meijia is not crazy. She knows how much she is, so she said flatteringly: "Oh! I know I'm not good at this, so you are the only one here."

"Okay! I'll try." Yoyo nodded, it seemed that she really had to do this, otherwise Meijia would not know when she was cheated miserably.

"Hehehehe~~" Bai Zhi smiled happily: "Meijia, you are not good at settling accounts, but if you don't need to do what you said before, what can you do?"

"I..." Meijia stared dissatisfiedly: "Of course I'm a customer service."

"Work account, no chatting, if you want to chat, [-] cents per word, punctuation marks, half price, more than [-] words, [-]% discount, audio and video, not yet activated, chat after payment, chat immediately after payment, online payment, provide Invoice, we are looking for an agent." Bai Zhi looked at Meijia with a half-smile.

Youyou scratched her head, she was not here in the first season, she didn't understand what Baizhi said, but Meijia knew what it meant, she was a little guilty, this was what she said, of course she knew: "How about ? Dissatisfied! I like it, can you control it?"

"Don't get excited, don't get excited." Bai Zhi spread her hands and said innocently, "I'm just reminding you, beautiful shop assistants are easily harassed, a lesson from the past, a lesson from the past! You have to be mentally prepared."

"I've already done it, and you still need to say..."

"I hope so!" Bai Zhi shrugged. . .earth.

Chapter 971

But having said that, Meijia is not suitable for doing business. This is agreed by everyone. It is said that after a few years of social experience, she will become a lot more mature, but Meijia has been in society for so many years. Being so naive, I guess it will be almost the same in the future. As for doing business, she definitely has no chance.