Bitch living in an apartment

Later, Bai Zhi found Lu Ziqiao and asked him the reason, and then suddenly realized: "You are too stupid, Mika will really be moved by doing this, but you forgot to change the white sheets, any girl wakes up and sees a sheet dripping on her body You will scream in horror, right? You even want to kill someone."

Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth, Damn it, so the mistake is here?Had I known they would have changed the sheets!

You know, in order to look realistic, they didn't even change it!In the end, it became the biggest flaw, Bai Zhi had ten thousand sentences in her mind that she didn't know how to say.

I can only sigh, and attribute their feelings to fate. No matter what they do, they can't get what they want!

In the days that followed, it was as if this incident never happened. When Lu Ziqiao and Mijia should quarrel, they would quarrel, and when they should fight, there were not many BBs. Originally, they wanted to use this gust of wind to bring the relationship between Lu Ziqiao and Mijia closer. Yes, as a result, it didn't work.

They also lost this opportunity. On the contrary, Zeng Xiaoxian has been quite busy recently. He didn't know what he was busy with. Every time Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao wanted to find him, there was no one there.

"By the way, what has Mr. Zeng been up to recently? I've never heard of Mr. Zeng's radio station having a competition!" One morning, when Lu Ziqiao was bored and was about to ask Zeng Xiaoxian to play live cs, he found that there was no one there. He couldn't help being a little puzzled, and the weirdest thing was that Guan Gu had disappeared as well.

It's okay for Guan Gu to say, after all, this guy has a lot of things to do, and it's normal to go to the publishing house for all kinds of new comics, but Zeng Xiaoxian has nothing to do during the day, so why doesn't he see anyone!

"Ghost knows what he's doing." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Last time, he didn't even gossip about your matter. Given his character, it's simply impossible!"

Bai Zhi was talking about the bet between Lu Ziqiao and Meijia last time. Logically speaking, the degree of gossip in the apartment is definitely the first thing to pay attention to!But they only paid attention to Baizhi, Yumo and Yifei, and even Guan Gu Youyou didn't pay much attention.

"Teacher Zeng may be attending a stress reduction training class." At this time, Yoyo who entered the door happened to hear the discussion between Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao, and couldn't help but explain science to them.

"Decompression training class?" Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth: "Didn't he not believe this at all?"

Youyou said helplessly: "Because when we went last time, we told him that Nuolan had also signed up, so he must have gone to collect Nuolan's weaknesses, and it should be the same these days."

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao were immediately relieved. Although they knew that Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan had cooperated, they were still competitors after all. It was indeed normal to collect her weaknesses.

Lu Ziqiao had no choice: "Bai Zhi, let's go! Let's go play real CS."

"I'm not going." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "I still have things to do!"

"What can you do? Your bar won't be open in the morning, right?" Lu Ziqiao didn't believe even a single punctuation mark in Bai Zhi's words.

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Did I mention that it's about the bar? It's about me being a model!"

"Being a model?" Lu Ziqiao couldn't believe it even more: "What kind of model are you?"

Bai Zhi sighed: "Hey, do you remember the last time Yu Mo asked me to participate in Shen Yun's design competition?"

"I remember! What's the matter." Lu Ziqiao nodded. That time, Lu Ziqiao was very happy. The photo was reversed from Zeng Xiaoxian's.

"Those bastards leaked my photos as a model. Now it's all right. My phone is about to explode. I agreed that my photos can only be used as a contest. The result is inexplicable. After they mass-produce, I still used my photo, although it was taken off the shelf, but it was also seen by many people."

Now Shen Yun's company is quite well-known, and the quality of her brand is guaranteed. Even if it is on the shelves for a while, there are enough people to remember 0......

In addition, Bai Zhi, a model and designer, was originally dug out through the publicity of the competition.

These days, although Bai Zhi often changes her phone number in order not to have too many spam messages, but in this era of real-name system, it is impossible to keep information from being leaked.

So this group of people didn't know where they got Bai Zhi's contact information, and they came to poach people.

Where can I find someone who can be a model and also design things?

"Can't you just change the number?" Lu Ziqiao pouted, thinking it was a big deal!Haven't you done this before?

"I think so too! But it's not about the phone number anymore, people are chasing you into the apartment."

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but think that Boss Biao, who wanted Guan Gu to paint something, seemed to have chased him to the apartment, stalked him, and finally made Guan Gu diarrhea all night. Thinking about it, it seemed to be really difficult.

"Then you're going to play cs even more."

"why?"

"Because then they can't find you in the apartment, and they will leave by themselves."

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Stop teasing, these people won't look for me, won't they look for someone else?"

"What do you mean?" Lu Ziqiao frowned, Baizhi 2.9 is not here, wouldn't they just leave?Will find someone else.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin and clapped her palms: "Let me tell you this! If people can't find me, they will definitely look for other people in our apartment, for example, Guan Gu, Mr. Zeng, or Meijia, and if they find me Meijia, someone told her to introduce a handsome guy to her and ask her to help persuade me, do you think Meijia will refuse?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, it seemed that Meijia might agree, handsome guys are her weakness!Of course, others may not know about Meijia’s weakness, but this is just a metaphor. What Bai Zhi wants to say is that if they find people in the apartment and give them benefits, they might agree to it. It doesn’t matter whether they come or not. Yes, just as annoying.

The best way to do it is once and for all! ! .

Chapter 922

An hour later, Bai Zhi was still at home learning new dishes, while Lu Ziqiao came back with a face full of resignation, only to see her face covered with paint, and she took a paintball gun and walked in dejectedly: "Bai Zhi, how about , you still come with me?!"

"Why, you won't team up with others? Or you can play singles!" Bai Zhi glanced at him, then continued to focus on the eggs in the bowl in her hand, as if it was almost time, Bai Zhi nodded in satisfaction.

"It's not that you don't know. I like to play squatting. No one wants to form a team with me. Single play is so boring."

"..."

Bai Zhi is like smearing eggs on his face, you fucking know that you like to squat and fight, and others don't like to team up with you, so I'm willing to team up with you?I'm not a member of the Death Squad, so I'm going to spoil you!

If your marksmanship is good, it’s okay. After all, there are many people like Yifei who are very concerned about the outcome. If you are good at marksmanship, you can persuade others to join you as a death squad, but the problem is that your marksmanship is as bad as shit. I also like to squat, isn't this cheating?

"I won't go." Bai Zhi flatly refused.

Lu Ziqiao put down the gun depressedly, and after washing the oil paint on his face, he leaned on the sofa boredly: "Ah! Boring! Bai Zhi, I think you need to find something new in the bar?"

"Get something new? What's your opinion?" Bai Zhi understood what Lu Ziqiao was planning with a thought. It was nothing more than boring and wanted to do something to see if she could attract girls.

But well!Bar!It really needs something new to attract customers, but Bai Zhi doesn't suggest listening to it.

"Of course, I found something very interesting when I passed by the swimming pool in the nearby park today." Lu Ziqiao walked to Bai Zhi mysteriously: "The ultimate swimming pool bar party..."

"It's a party again? It's the ultimate..." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes. He shouldn't have believed in Lu Ziqiao. Apart from parties, this guy can do anything interesting: "Last time you made a swimming pool party. Teacher Zeng has a lot of money, don't think I don't remember, you want to cheat me again this time?"

"Not a pool party, the ultimate pool bar party."

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course there is a difference, isn't it nice that we have a pool party at a bar? Think about it, clean up the bar, put water up to your knees, and it's hot, after midnight it's dark and windy , all the beauties are wearing bikinis, you can soak in the hot spring when you are tired from playing, and you can have a high together, this scene is exciting to think about."

"..."

Bai Zhi's eyelids twitched, it was a plan. . .Fill the bar with water?And it's still hot water: "How dare you think about it! How much money will it cost? How much work will it take? How long will it take?"

"Soon, you don't need a lot of money, as long as you authorize me..."

"Stop, that's impossible, give up!" Bai Zhi was speechless, Bai Zhi believed that Lu Ziqiao could do this, but why should I agree to you!Let's not talk about how many difficulties there will be, the most important thing is, what the hell is the party, I don't want to see the party, okay?

Lu Ziqiao's party has no theme other than girls being girls. If I'm single, I can go crazy with you, but if I'm not, can you stop seducing me with parties?

"No, let me tell you..."

Next, Lu Ziqiao went through a long process of brainwashing Bai Zhi. Although Bai Zhi adhered to the concept of "what you say is what you say" and "I don't want you to think, I only want me to think", Bai Zhi still felt very annoying.

Just when Bai Zhi couldn't take it anymore, the doorbell rang, and Bai Zhi glared at him: "Stop BB, hurry up and open the door."

"Oh~" Lu Ziqiao felt helpless, so he could only open the door silently, without even seeing who was outside the door, Lu Ziqiao said, "We don't buy insurance, we don't sell hair, and we don't need... hiss ~~"

After seeing the person coming, Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, swallowed back the words, and saw a pretty girl standing at the door, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but glanced up and down, and suddenly his brain froze, because this girl was very suitable for him. Mate selection criteria.

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help showing a very sunny smile: "Hi, hello, beauty, is there anything I can do for you?"

"Hello, may I ask, is Bai Zhi there?" The girl shook hands with Lu Ziqiao generously, as if she was satisfied with his performance.

"Bai Zhi?" Lu Ziqiao's face became a little stiff, and he glanced at Bai Zhi, his eyes lit up, and he said calmly, "I'm sorry, we don't have anyone named Bai Zhi here, maybe you're looking for the wrong one?"

"Ah? Impossible? Love apartment 3601, I remember it is here!"

"Although it's a pity, I still have to say that there is indeed no one you are looking for here. By the way, I don't know why you are looking for this Baizhi? Maybe I can help."

"No...it's nothing." The girl's face was a little unnatural: "I have known Bai Zhi's name for a long time, and I heard that he lives here, so I plan to pay a visit and invite him to dinner."

"Having admired your name for a long time?" Lu Ziqiao muttered in his heart, who would believe such words!He's not a big star. He's been famous for a long time. If you want to talk about Bai Zhi, he's very low-key. Where did you hear his name?It's just that, such a good opportunity, he will not give up: "Otherwise, let's find a coffee shop at 187 to have a drink of coffee. I have a friend who is the deputy head of the Residential Committee under the iPartment. Maybe she can check it out for you." , If there is really no such person, it proves that you may have made a mistake, after all, there is an Eisen apartment next to it, and it is normal to make a mistake."

"This...Okay!" The girl hesitated for a moment, but agreed.

Bai Zhi was busy in the kitchen, without Lu Ziqiao's chattering, his ears were much cleaner. When he looked back at the door, he suddenly found that Lu Ziqiao had disappeared: "I'm going, why did this bitch go?"

After a bird chirped, Bai Zhi's cell phone vibrated, she clicked on it, and immediately felt relieved. There was a text message from Lu Ziqiao on it: "A beautiful woman was looking for you, and my brother blocked it for you. As compensation, this girl is mine."

Well, this is very Lu Ziqiao, he can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, and there happens to be a woman who distracts him and can solve his troubles, Bai Zhi is very satisfied, and unconsciously, she whistles.

This move can be said to kill three birds with one stone!

As for whether that girl really has a serious business with her, or whether she is friends with her, Bai Zhi doesn't know. Although Lu Ziqiao often gets her brains dirty, she still has a bottom line.

It is not surprising that Bai Zhi often has his ex-girlfriend come to him, he will definitely find out first. . . .

Chapter 923

One day later, Bai Zhi also stayed in the kitchen for a whole day, and finally got tired of it, so she took the dog and walked outside, planning to go for a walk or two outside, and release the dog's energy by the way, saving them the night There was another row.

While walking the dog for a while, Bai Zhi couldn't help but think about it, he should be about three years old now, right?Compared with Erha's lifespan, this age is almost middle-aged. Bai Zhi is thinking whether it is better to marry them a second-hand wife. Although these two guys are more noisy, Bai Zhi has never thought of giving them The idea of ​​neutering is usually taken with Angelica when I go out, so it is unlikely that they want to mess around.

Thinking about it, Bai Zhi noticed that the two dogs suddenly turned a corner and ran away in another direction.

"Hey, what do you guys want to do?" Bai Zhi's face turned dark, these two guys don't want to drag him into the flowers again, do they?He's meow, dare you, the dinner tonight is gone!I will tell you.

However, the imaginary picture of the two dogs pitting him did not appear. It turned out that the two dogs saw the hostess and ran away with Bai Zhi all the way. Mo's shoulder. . .

Yu Mo was startled by them, he couldn't laugh or cry, and pushed the dog away in disgust: "It's so dirty, it's in vain, you can't hold it!"

"Then I have to be able to hold it back! These two dogs are eating well and sleeping well, and they are very strong now!" Bai Zhi curled her lips helplessly, if he can hold it back, do you still need her to say it?Zao stopped: "Why did you leave work so early today?"

"After finishing the get off work, let's get off work~ By the way, there is a very interesting thing in the store today, do you believe it or not..."

"Do not want to."

"..." Yu Mo glanced at Bai Zhi resentfully.

Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, and waved her hands helplessly: "Okay, okay! Tell me!"

So, Yu Mo happily told Bai Zhi about today's interesting things, although Bai Zhi didn't think it was very interesting, but seeing her so happy, Bai Zhi didn't want to interrupt her, and just catered enthusiastically.

On the other hand, Lu Ziqiao, when Bai Zhi returned home, she found him sitting in 3602 with no love in her life. Bai Zhi was a little curious: "Zi Qiao, what's wrong with you? Why do you look like you've been squeezed dry? That girl got used to it so quickly. ¨‖?"

Lu Ziqiao said helplessly: "You're right, I was indeed drained, but it was my intelligence, not my body."

Bai Zhi and Yu Mo were taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"That woman, she killed the donkey. After asking about the matter, she resolutely dumped me. Bai Zhi, you have to be careful in the next few days. There will be violent storms in the next offensive." Lu Ziqiao reminded her earnestly. He said a word of Angelica dahurica.

"What does this have to do with me?" Bai Zhi was depressed.

"Why doesn't it matter?" Lu Ziqiao explained straightforwardly: "She came to look for you, but I intercepted it. I thought I had cheated her! But this guy pretended to be cheated by me, and secretly tricked her. As for me, when I come to my senses, she got everything she wanted and then kicked me away. Then you think, she got what she wanted, and she will definitely formulate tactics for this situation, Bai Zhi , you are in danger."

"Don't tell me, you sold all the colors of my underwear?"

"That's not true." Lu Ziqiao looked like I could be so stupid: "But it's almost the same. He knows your usual work and rest time, habits, as well as your favorite things and most hated things."

"Then you might as well tell her the color of my underwear!" Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, what is this?What is the use of these for her?

Yu Mo was also speechless, what should she say! "Then do you know what she's looking for in vain?"

"I'm not very clear either. She said she admired Bai Zhi for a long time, so she came to visit her."

"Do you also believe this reason?"

"Of course I don't believe it, so I cut it for you. I was going to use this to try to get her, but it turned out..."

Needless to say the result?Not only was he not used well, but he was also tricked. Although Bai Zhi didn't know how he was tricked out, this did not prevent him from denouncing Lu Ziqiao.

"Honey, didn't you say that someone will come to you to change jobs recently? Could it be because of this reason?" Yu Mo guessed.

Bai Zhi spread her hands helplessly: "It's definitely not~ Do you think everyone is Shen Yun? Others are just hearsay about my affairs, how much do they value? If they offer a price and fail to scoop me up, they will usually give up. How could everyone agree? Like Shen Yun? No matter how pestering me is, I can't help it. If a stranger is so pestering, I would have kicked him away.

It will take so much trouble, it will definitely not be as simple as poaching people, there must be other purposes, if you don't believe me, just wait and see!At most two days, she will reveal her purpose. "

Yu Moxin, of course she believed it, but what she was worried about was whether this woman came to ask for debts again, which made her very worried. . .

. . . . . .

Two days later, Bai Zhi still stayed in the bar as usual, sitting and chatting with some acquaintances, until a certain girl came to be a wingman to strike up a conversation and let the acquaintance go.

Bai Zhi sighed and could only shrug his shoulders helplessly. Suddenly he received a text message. Bai Zhi opened it and glanced at it. His eyes lit up. By the way, he forwarded the text message to everyone in the apartment and got likes from everyone.

This text message was sent to him by someone else. Regarding the news about the Xiaolongren, this guy was divorced and left the house.

After this kid was beaten last time, his wife of course knew about it when he went back. Originally, he wanted to make a fool of himself, but he didn't like him at all, so he asked casually, um, very good, how dare you kid Going to lie to other (denuo's) little girls behind my back?My old lady is still thinking about how to catch you!You are so considerate and gave me a handle.

As a result, this guy was kicked out of the house, and even lost his proud title of 'best employee' in the men's locker room.