Bitch living in an apartment

"Trust me." Bai Zhi took a sip of wine slowly: "I've been dreaming for so long, the fake ones are fake after all, and I still have to wake up when it's time to wake up. What we did was to eliminate Mika's unhappiness after her failure in love. It's just a certainty, let's see! This time, Xiaolong promised her to go for a ride, but he didn't have any motorcycles, so this time will be the last promise."

"What's next? Xiaolong, what are you going to do?" Yifei asked feebly.

"Let's talk about this later!"

Bai Zhi waved her hand casually, without telling herself what she planned to do next, but at this moment, Bai Zhi saw a person, Lu Ziqiao, who appeared in the bar.

Logically speaking, isn't he dating that woman at this time?Why did you show up at the bar?

"Lu Ziqiao¨‖." Bai Zhi shouted.

Lu Ziqiao heard the voice, but the wine bottle given by the waiter came over as if nothing had happened: "Hey, where are you guys here?"

"Didn't you go on a date? Why, blow it?" Yifei asked disdainfully.

"How is it possible?" Lu Ziqiao felt that his IQ had been greatly insulted: "It's just that they are going on a trip, so we can only part for a while, hey, you don't know! Women are always entangled with me, and I can't get rid of them even if I shake them!"

Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder, Bai Zhi casually glanced at his salty pig's hand, and took a sip of wine as if nothing had happened: "Stop talking nonsense, if this is the case, then you should not be here now, but go to see someone to the airport .”

"Eh..." Lu Ziqiao's hand froze, and Bai Zhi could feel that Lu Ziqiao's hand seemed to have forgotten her own existence: "That's because... because I don't want to give her a bunch of things, I'm too lazy to go , I found an excuse to slip away..."

"Who believes it!"

"Believe it or not." Lu Ziqiao yelled feeling a little guilty. Lu Ziqiao was afraid that Bai Zhi and the others would find something, so he couldn't help but say: "I have something to do, so I'm going back first."

Yifei curled her lips, she wouldn't believe Lu Ziqiao's words even if she was killed, she was sure that something must have happened, or the girl didn't like him at all.

But it doesn't matter, compared to Lu Ziqiao's side, they are more worried about Mika's side. Since Xiaolong will take a ride to fool Mika, it must be time for a showdown this time. Mika must be very happy to be cheated so badly. Crashed.

. . . . . .

I don't know how long it took, Yumo and Yifei discussed going shopping, but Baizhi didn't want to go, shopping with women is not fun, so he found an excuse to stay in the bar.

Not long after Yu Mo and Yifei left, Bai Zhi saw Xiaolong appearing in the bar, with a helmet on his head, looking more and more wretched.

This guy is a guy who feels super good about himself, and he quickly fell in love with a girl at the table next to Bai Zhi, and sat over with a smile that he thought was sunny: "Hello! Beauty, would you like to buy me a drink? I'm the King of Gangnam Cars~"

"Crack~"

"Ah~~"

The one in front is a slap, the one in the back. . .It was the scream of a girl.

Hey, there is no way, Xiaolong, a wretched man, wears a helmet. Maybe he knows that he is often beaten, but he can't figure out why he is beaten, so he just wears the helmet all the time, and others will slap him on the helmet. So, this The girl suffers.

Bai Zhi can't laugh or cry, there are really so many iron fools in this world! ?If you get angry, you don't care about anything, just hit someone's helmet! ?It doesn't matter.

This girl is familiar to him, and he often goes to the bar alone to relax. He remembers that when he first came here, he also slapped Lu Ziqiao. After that, Lu Ziqiao didn't dare to make up his mind.

"` ‖Hey, Miss, I have no grievances with you, why did you hit me?"

"Hmph." The girl cast a sharp look and changed the table with her bag.

Xiaolong felt bored, so he changed his target and smiled again: "Hey, baby, are you alone? Do you mind if I sit for a while?"

Girls are cold, and girls who come to the bar to relax will naturally not be fuel-efficient lamps. Anyone who sees this guy will not have a good impression. A pair of Pan Ken and a helmet are very suspicious. his taste.

"No, there are still many seats next to it."

"But you have beautiful women here! Don't be so unreasonable, let's make friends~"

　(get money) "..."

Bai Zhi now knows why this guy why that rich man's girlfriend didn't have any interest in him and didn't dump him, it's all because of his shameless personality.

I have to say, these days, it's more popular to die shamelessly. This guy is like someone who came out of a garbage dump, but he can survive until now. It's shameless and invincible!

Maybe he was impatient when he saw the girl, but he was more gentle and didn't do anything. Xiaolong didn't sense the danger, and took off his motorcycle helmet with difficulty, showing a self-conscious smile: "baby, are you free tonight? I'll take you Go for a ride~ I have the title of 'Jiangnan Car King', have you seen it? This helmet is a trophy from that year, I..."

This guy didn't care about the girl's impatience at all, but kept talking to himself, Bai Zhi couldn't help curling his lips when he heard those words, he didn't want to hear them anymore. .

Chapter 914

Bai Zhi couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to the girl who listened to him and got up, what should I say?Remember how Yifei and the others gave Xiaolong their evaluation when they returned home after they followed Meijia to meet Xiaolong?Never seen the world.

Yes, this guy doesn't seem to have anything to show off at all. Looking at the men's locker room, I was stunned to let him say that it was the same as maintaining world peace, and let others try it if he was not convinced. Indeed, this is for Lu Ziqiao, a big talker. , it is indeed better, but it is like that.Oh, yes, four different.

If you want to show off, be like Yoyo Kwamega: a respected medical worker.Although this is a bit unrealistic, at least it is not lying.Or you simply say that you are an Ultraman, dedicated to maintaining direct peace, isn't that the end?

What a 70-year-old grandpa can do well, but in your mouth, it becomes as difficult as it is.

This reminds Bai Zhi of certain celebrities who use stand-ins for martial arts, read 1234 lines, use stand-ins for big moves, and even filming.

180 Yes, this is such a person, not only will not be said to be dedicated, but will also be scolded to death.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, kept searching for something from her body, and found a small bottle. Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, and she called a waiter casually, and whispered something in his ear.

The waiter nodded, took the small bottle and left.

Bai Zhi's eyes are almost narrowed into a slit, and the corners of her mouth are grinning to the back of her ears, just waiting to see a good show.

The girl couldn't take it any longer, and was about to leave with her bag, but Xiaolong was so kind-hearted and grabbed her bag: "Hey, miss, don't worry about leaving! We had a good chat, didn't we? If you If I don’t think it’s too great to win the title of best employee many times in a row, I have something even better, eight years ago...”

The girl put down the bag in anger, and was about to ask the waiter to deal with it. This is no longer a strike-up, but harassment.

The girl came to the bar and patted the bar: "Waiter, where is your security guard!"

The waiter took a look at Baizhi, and took out a bottle of Bingrui with a smile: "I'm sorry, lady, we don't have security guards here, but our boss knows that you might be angry, so he specifically asked us that we will pay all your previous consumption. I'll give you a [-]% discount, and the boss invited you to drink this bottle of Bingrui."

Only then did the girl feel very satisfied, since everyone is an adult, an apology is a godsend, but it is naturally not as good as a substantive compensation: "Then my bag is still with him!"

The waiter took out a paper package and handed it to the girl: "Our boss has also seen it, we prepared this for you, you see, you put this paper package inside his helmet, and then trick him into putting on the helmet. "

The waiter taught the girl how to put it in and how to operate it. The girl learned it by heart, and then she took it back to her table with satisfaction.

"Miss, I knew you were not such a superficial person. I am so handsome. How about it? Do you want to go to the movies tonight?"

Resisting the urge to spit it out, Bai Zhi continued to watch, only to see the girl smiled with difficulty: "Your helmet is so beautiful, can I have a look?"

"Of course, just look at it casually." Xiaolong was stunned by the girl's different attitude before and after, but he still said angrily: "It's okay, just look at it casually, it doesn't matter if you want to wear it or not."

The girl put the paper bag on it without any trace, and the small paper bag stuck to the helmet. By the way, she took out a small bottle and squeezed some liquid into it. Bai Zhi could see it clearly from this angle, and he couldn't help rubbing it hands, ready to watch the show.

After finishing all this, the girl said with a forced smile: "This helmet is so beautiful, and you looked very handsome when you put it on just now, can you wear am again?"

"Of course." Faced with such a request, Xiaolong has no reason to refuse, so he wears it when he is happy.

Just when the girl and Bai Zhi were expecting him to put on the helmet, Xiaolong suddenly felt someone tap his shoulder. He looked back and saw a man standing behind him: "Are you the Xiaolong man?"

The girl was also taken aback. Seeing something was wrong, she quickly grabbed her bag and moved away a little. When Xiaolong saw the cooked duck flying away, he couldn't help being angry: "What little dragon? I am the dragon in the sky. .”

"Long Zaitian? I'm still An Zaixu! Meijia said that you have a bracelet with you, and I'll take it back for her."

"My girlfriend gave me a token of love, why should I give it to you?!" Xiaolongren sneered.

Bai Zhi's legs were trembling and trembling, and she felt like urinating, but he really couldn't bear to miss such a good scene. He had been waiting for this scene for a long time, and finally it was the rival scene between Lu Ziqiao and Xiaolongren.

"What are you shaking?"

Suddenly a voice came from behind, startling Bai Zhi, he turned his head and saw Yifei and Yu Mo were leaning behind him, also looking in the same direction as Lu Ziqiao and Xiaolong.

"I'll go, didn't you go shopping?"

Yu Mo said helplessly: "It's not that you said there was a good show to watch, and Yifei dragged me back quickly, for fear of missing any good show." Then she became excited: "By the way, where are you now? I didn't miss it what?"

"No, I'm still talking! I guess it will take a while for the fight to start."

"That's okay, we didn't miss it." Yifei heaved a sigh of relief and looked at it too.

On the other side, Lu Ziqiao and Xiaolongren had already started bickering: "When did Mika become your girlfriend?"

"It was eight years ago. If you don't believe me, you can ask her."

"Tch...hehehe~" Lu Ziqiao laughed, what could he do when he met someone thicker than him: "Meijia is really young and has no limits! She actually met such a bastard as you."

"Who is the bastard calling?"

"The bastard scolded you."

"Oh~~" the little dragonman nodded mockingly.

Lu Ziqiao just realized that he was probably too angry and was tricked by such a trick, but he also nodded in the same way: "It's okay, I'm a bastard anyway, but you have to figure it out, now I'm a handsome bastard. Call a wretched bastard."

"The word handsome has always been used by others to describe me."

"Really? Then you not only insulted Mika, but also the word handsome."

"Brother, let me ask you a question! Who are you?"

"I'm her ex..." Lu Ziqiao felt wrong for a moment, and changed her words: "I'm a thug she hired with money, please give me the things."

In order to show her sense of violence, Lu Ziqiao crunched her fingers, Bai Zhi and the others were impatient for a long time. . . .

Chapter 915

"Why don't you do it?! I can't wait." Yifei listened to them for a long time, but she just didn't do it, and she couldn't help but feel a little anxious. She gave up the opportunity to go shopping and ran over in a hurry. She is not in such a hurry to listen to their talk!

Bai Zhi is quite patient, anyway, he has waited for so long, and it's not too late, the three of them are a group of people who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, seeing that Lu Ziqiao wants everyone, instead of going out to help, they even joked Who will win in the future? If it weren't for the bad time, they might have to open a market or something.

"You still want to do it? Do you still want to do it?" Xiaolongren felt guilty for a while, pointed at Lu Ziqiao, hurriedly bypassed Lu Ziqiao, ran to the edge of the table, and quickly put on the helmet.

Lu Ziqiao almost laughed: "Hehe, I found out that you not only insulted the word handsome, but also insulted the word wretched. How can anyone wear helmets?"

"You..." The little dragon man still wanted to provoke proudly, but his nose twitched, and some red things floated down from the helmet. Before he had time to see what it was, he felt his nose burning .

"Aqiu~~" Xiaolong sneezed, and then found that he couldn't stop.

"Aqiu, Ahqiu~~What is this?! Ahqiu..." Xiaolongren realized that something was wrong, it was the smell of pepper!He didn't have time to think about where the pepper came from, and hurried to take off the helmet, but he was nervous and couldn't take it off. After a while, he picked it up, and felt a pain.

He hurriedly scalped as if it was torn, making him scream: "Ah~~~"

"Hahaha~~" Bai Zhi patted her thigh and laughed non-stop, now Xiaolong was in a hurry and couldn't care less about making jokes~.

Yu Mo and Yifei didn't know the situation, and felt baffled, but they could guess that it was Bai Zhi who did the trick: "What did you do?"

When Bai Zhi laughed until her stomach hurt, she wiped away the tears from her laughter: "Hahaha, of course I gave him a little gift~ Let me tell you, I glued a paper bag there, as long as he puts on the helmet, The paper bag will be broken, and the pepper inside will explode, splashing on his face, burning eyes and burning nose.

Then, he will definitely push up the front transparent mask, so that the second layer of paper bag can be damaged, which is the super glue that Zi Qiao brought back from his scientific experiment last time, hehehe, plus he is in a hurry and has nothing to do Take off the helmet for a while. This time is enough for the glue to solidify. Once the helmet is forcibly taken off, not only will it not be able to take it off, but it will tear your scalp like a hand grabbing your hair. "

As she said that, Bai Zhi gestured to Yu Mo and Yifei's hair.

Yumo and Yifei involuntarily protected their hair, and suddenly felt their scalp numb. They must know the feeling of being pulled by their hair. Even when they were sleeping, they felt their scalp tingling. Cool, let alone tearing hard.

Looking at the little dragon man who was madly trying to take off his helmet, Bai Zhi not only didn't feel a trace of guilt, but also didn't have any sympathy, and kept cheering for Lu Ziqiao: "Zi Qiao, why are you still standing there, taking advantage of his illness and killing him! "

"Oh~~" Lu Ziqiao finally realized, although he didn't know what happened, but now is a good opportunity.

He rushed up quickly and punched him in the face.

"哐~~" Baizhi, Yumo, and Yifei could all hear the jaw-piercing crash, and couldn't help covering their eyes, and then. . .Then Lu Ziqiao covered his fist and rolled over.

Yifei was a little bit pained: "I'm going, is this stupid? Or is it stupid? Or is it stupid? Knowing that he has a helmet, but still hitting it? Does he really think he is invincible?"

The little dragon simply ignored it, and was stimulated by the pepper, like a horny bull, bumping into Lu Ziqiao hard.

The two wrestled together like shrews. Xiaolongren seemed to feel the pain of tearing his hair, and he grabbed Lu Ziqiao's hair and refused to let go.

Lu Ziqiao turned over and pressed him under her body, punching and kicking her helmet, but the little dragon didn't feel it at all, relying on his own helmet, he went up and hit Lu Ziqiao's eyes directly, Lu Ziqiao also suddenly backed out.

The little dragon man stood up, with red eyes and drooling, like a hungry beast, he looked ferocious, and yelled, hitting Lu Ziqiao's chest: "The flying dragon is in the sky..."

"Ha~~" Lu Ziqiao flew out.

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The little dragon man wanted to beat the dog in the water, but suddenly felt an unknown creature rushing over, and then felt a foot stepping on his slightly bent knee, and then there was a sharp pain on his face, and then his head was dazed, and his whole body flew away. It went out and hit the ground.

The little dragon was dazed for a few seconds, and struggled to get up from the ground. He didn't react for a while, and suddenly felt something dangling on his head, and touched it with his hand.

It was his own helmet, broken in two, the glass in front of him was completely shattered, his face was completely numb, and when he touched it with his hands, he felt a sharp pain.

Looking at my helmet again, after being broken into two halves, it is still stubbornly stuck to the hair, not only to the hair, but also to the scalp. These few impacts have already penetrated the glue into the scalp up.

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Now the helmet is shaking, and it hurts a little. He has no choice but to support the helmet, not knowing what's going on.

Then he looked forward and saw that Bai Zhi was standing in front of him proudly, no doubt, that knee bump was definitely his masterpiece.

He turned his head and said, "See, fights are fought like this, what are you doing? How stupid are you to let someone beat you back when you have the upper hand!"