Bitch living in an apartment

Bai Zhi spread her hands and expressed that she was helpless too!Guan Gu sighed and scratched his ears, Lu Ziqiao's scream was too loud: "Who made you live irregularly?"

"Who says I'm not regular?! I drink alcohol every day, sleep for four hours, and never date the same girl, very regular!"

"Go to hell, you are called excessive indulgence, no wonder others, you deserve it."

"Look at Luo Xiaoluo and Xiaoluo, they are more irregular than me. Why don't they use big rocks?" Lu Ziqiao felt extremely unbalanced in his heart. Why is it that some people are in such good health and he can't?

"They practiced before, you? I can't afford to hurt you." Guan Gu shook his head, not wanting to talk to him. .

Chapter 873

"My Lu Ziqiao is invincible in IQ, but my hardware can't keep up. If there is an afterlife, I would rather lower my IQ by one-third, and have an indestructible body and a kidney that is invulnerable." Lu Ziqiao swears to the ceiling, Although he knew it was impossible, he still made such a wish.

Bai Zhi pursed her lips and leaned on Lu Ziqiao's chair: "Hey, if there is an afterlife, maybe you don't need to trade your IQ for your body, look, I am like this, and in the end you made this wish, and God "reluctantly" Has it fulfilled you?"

"Tch, do you know that you died of kidney stones in your previous life?"

Bai Zhi's head is full of black lines. Of course he didn't die from kidney stones in his previous life. If this thing would kill someone, it would be the most unjust death: "You should think about abstaining from sexual intercourse for a few months after this operation! Otherwise, you will have to break big rocks." Bai Zhi pushed his head, seeing that the nurse had already come in to push him into the operating room, she simply got out of the way.

Lu Ziqiao entered the operating room. Those who didn't have to do anything during the day just waited at the door. Not long after, Yu Mo and Zeng Xiaoxian also formed a group to follow. Lu Ziqiao had a minor operation, and everyone came , is really enough.

"How is Zi Qiao?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the operating room: "Did I miss anything?"

"Of course I missed it. You didn't hear Ziqiao's voice. It's so crisp and crisp! It's full of energy, not like a sick person."

"Really? Then I really missed it."

Yu Mo sighed: "Baibai, you really hit the spot. It's not been three days yet! Something happened. After he was discharged from the hospital, there must be a shadow? I don't know if he will lose Features."

"Hey, you're overthinking." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "I bet this guy won't last a month, and he'll go out again. Just watch! If you meet a girl in a bar and strike up a conversation, maybe it won't exceed a week."

"Then he might as well lose his function." Yifei rolled his eyes, people who remember eating but not beating are all low-spirited, and they will only be reconciled if something happens again.

Several people stood bored, nailing nails, playing with hats, waiting is undoubtedly the most boring. At this time, even Meijia who needed to go to work rushed over and asked anxiously: " Where's Zi Qiao? Where's Zi Qiao¨‖?"

"Just went in."

"It's still a step late, no, I have to go in to see him." Said Meijia was about to rush in.

Stopped by Guan Gu and Youyou, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly comforted her: "Meijia, don't be like this, I know you two have a good relationship, but this is not a farewell, we can still see each other when we come out, don't worry!"

"Damn, why are you feeling good?" Meijia said angrily, "This bastard used my medical insurance for the operation. I'm going to go in and strangle him to death."

"Medical insurance, can you hack your account too?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in shock.

"Huh? That's not right! If he died inside, wouldn't nobody pay me back?" Meijia thought it was wrong: "No, I have to wait for him to come out before strangling him."

"This kind of surgery shouldn't kill people, right?" Guan Gu asked weakly, it's just a minor surgery, it's going to kill people, so the hospital can be closed, so let's open it!

"That's not necessarily the case. People are unlucky enough to drink water and stuff their teeth, let alone undergo surgery. What if the doctor puts the scalpel into the stomach when the abdomen is broken?"

Seeing Meijia's excited look, Bai Zhi explained weakly: "The problem is, I remember it was minimally invasive, right? It doesn't need to be able to fit in the scalpel..."

"Meijia, don't worry, if Zi Qiao dies, you can bully him again in your next life."

"What do you mean?"

"Because Ziqiao made a wish when he entered the operating room just now. If there is an afterlife, he would rather reduce his IQ by one-third, but also have a body that is indestructible like a diamond, and a kidney that is indestructible."

As soon as Guan Gu said this, Bai Zhi couldn't help complaining again, and he whispered in Yu Mo's ear: "I always feel that Zi Qiao's IQ has been lowered by a third, and she will still be a little more than Mei Jia, you What do you think?"

"It shouldn't be that exaggerated, right?" Yu Mo bit her lip and thought.

"Oh, this is really new." Meijia didn't hear Bai Zhi's complaints, and she became interested in what Lu Ziqiao said: "Then if his original IQ is 48, reduce it by a third, that is, seven wins seven, February [-]th [-], March [-]th Women's Day..."

Yu Mo blinked, suddenly changed his tone, and said with certainty: "Okay! I admit that even if Zi Qiao's IQ drops by a third, he might still be a little higher than Mei Jia, and at most be at the same level as her..."

Bai Zhi acted like I said it, and seeing Yoyo was a little embarrassed, she coughed: "Cough, that, I understand Mika, girls! I always fantasize about some beautiful things, like me, I often fantasize, If I hadn't gotten into acting, where would I be now?"

"Will you join the comic circle?" In everyone's eyes, the industry he likes must be the best, Guan Gu asked expectantly after hearing Yoyo's words.

Yoyo didn't answer, but looked into the distance affectionately, and said, "I will be a screenwriter."

"' ‖ is still showbiz."

Yoyo looked at him dissatisfied, as if he was dissatisfied with his questioning himself: "If I didn't go to acting, but learned to write scripts, then I must be an excellent screenwriter now, only I write others to death, how can anyone else write?" Write my name to death?"

"If I didn't go to graduate school in college, I would be a high-level white-collar worker now, with millions of dollars every minute." Yifei said excitedly, as if thinking of the scene when she became a white-collar worker.

"If I were a famous TV host, the hospital would definitely provide us with a luxurious VIP room for us to wait, because, I am a celebrity."

"And me and me." Guan Gu seemed to have thought of something, and raised his hand excitedly: "If I hadn't come to this country..."

"Then what should I do?" Yoyo was even more dissatisfied, Guan Gu had exposed her just now, and now she actually said such things.

"I'm talking about what if." Guan Gu hurriedly coaxed: "I won't know you, but you will definitely know me, because I am the head of the new generation of Neon Comic Con."

(Hao Li) "What about you? Mika." Yoyo asked curiously.

"Me?" Meijia was still counting with her fingers, and when she heard Yoyo's question, she said dissatisfiedly: "I wish I never met Lu Ziqiao, if it wasn't for him, I would definitely marry well."

If it is, it is better to say it is the good wish in everyone's heart, or it is another way of life, because this city is the person they want to be.

"Hey, if I never opened a cosmetics store and continued to be my beauty consultant, I must have a lot of time now." Yu Mo sighed and looked at Bai Zhi resentfully. A half-dead, although the money is indeed more than before, but busy!

"Then you will definitely not live in the iPartment." Bai Zhi retorted, he remembered that Yumo would be transferred to another company at the end of the second season, unless she changed jobs, otherwise she would definitely not be popular in the iPartment.

"Then what about you dear? What do you want to do?" Yu Mo asked Bai Zhi.

"I?".

Chapter 874

Bai Zhi was stunned, and rubbed her chin: "It doesn't matter what you do, but I think that if my parents hadn't passed away, I would be a rich second generation who is eating and waiting to die. I can do whatever I want, and I don't have to worry about future problems. pity..."

But Yu Mo knew that it was his excuse to be a rich second generation who was just eating and waiting to die. In fact, he just wanted his parents to still live in this world!

"Hey, tell me, if all of this is realized, will we still be bored here?" Yoyo asked excitedly.

The reason why a wish is a wish is that it is a wish that has not been realized and is difficult to realize. Therefore, Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "Unless the screenwriter is crazy."

. . . . . .

A bar is very high at this time, everyone is twisting their bodies, releasing themselves to their heart's content, but in a corner of this feasting and feasting, there are a few people who are incompatible with the atmosphere.

They didn't dance with the crowd, and even avoided the dazzling lights and harsh music, and sat in a corner silently doing their own business. The tables and chairs in the center of the bar were all emptied, leaving only a few tables, all of which were empty. It was full of people.

Bai Zhi looked at the crowded situation with some headaches, and walked to a table with only one person 153: "Hello, there is no one else here, right?"

"No, you can sit down wherever you want!" The girl looked up, and saw a handsome guy standing in front of her, her eyes lit up, and without any hesitation, she agreed to let him sit down.

Bai Zhi thanked her with a smile, sat down, the phone rang, Bai Zhi picked it up and looked at it, she suddenly felt helpless, propped her chin, and picked up the phone, maybe the bar was a bit noisy, he specially turned it up Turning up the volume a little, the girl on the other side could vaguely hear the voice on his phone, which was also a woman.

"Mom~" Bai Zhi sighed.

"Little straw paper, do you miss me?!"

"We just met last night. Every time you call me, you always say this. Can you change your lines?" Bai Zhi complained silently.

"I don't see you in a day, it's like three autumns~ Little straw paper, do you have nothing to do tonight? Come back, I made your favorite corn rib soup~"

Bai Zhi took a deep breath and rubbed the center of her eyebrows: "Mom, corn rib soup is your favorite, and I like cuttlefish..."

"Ah? Really?" Bai Zhi's mother was silent for a second, and then laughed dryly: "It's okay, don't worry about that detail, I'll just go and buy some."

"But tonight I..."

"Don't say you have something to do! Don't think I don't know. Apart from going to the bar, you go to the Taekwondo gym to practice boxing, or you play chess with those old grandpas in the elderly activity center. If you don't come back today, I will give you your credit card." Stopped."

"Stop it, stop it. You're saying that I can't survive without your credit card?" Bai Zhi complained, but he didn't dare to say that. It's not a matter of stopping the credit card. The degree of toughness of his mother is the most ruthless that he has ever seen in his life. If Bai Zhi doesn't follow her wishes, he will take it back to his father and kill him in minutes.

Hey, there is no way, at home~ one thing falls one thing, his mother stood at the top of the biological chain, suppressing his father, and then his father crushed him, and when he turned around, Bai Zhi It's this mother's darling, restricting her everywhere.

Bai Zhi's mother had nothing to do with him, so she often came to kill Bai Zhi with a borrowed knife, and asked his father to clean up Bai Zhi, and then the mother began to feel distressed and taught his father a lesson. Such a vicious circle should not be too cheating. . .

"That's it. At 06:30 in the evening, you must be home. I have a surprise for you."

"Ah~~" Bai Zhi spat out a mouthful of old blood all the way, the surprise that the mother said, nothing else except seeing her so-called future 'daughter-in-law', it has been more than ten years, every day is like a day , Bai Zhi doesn't understand, the girl in her hand has never been broken, where can she find it!

After hanging up the phone, Bai Zhi didn't even have the thought of drinking, she could only grab her hair and think about getting through tonight's difficulty, and she was looking for inappropriate reasons to get through it every day, and now he doesn't know what reason to find.

Seeing Bai Zhi's appearance, this girl didn't know why, didn't she just call her mother for a meal?Is this necessary?She didn't know whether to comfort him or to tease him!

Just as she was struggling, her own phone rang: "Hi, producer, hello."

"Oh, like this, I have already written it. The demon king on the fourth floor of Chuangjie Mountain is Su Daji. You don't need to persuade me. I think the plot is very reasonable!? In fact, Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo are both chaotic in time and space The final key is on Chuangjie Mountain. You have to go through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to achieve the true result. You don’t understand. This is how you get the ratings~ I think the fourth-level demon king must be Su Daji. Don’t worry, The manuscript must be delivered next week, bye, producer."

The girl didn't seem to avoid Bai Zhi when she called, so that Bai Zhi couldn't help being surprised after listening to her entire conversation: "Chuangjie Mountain? Chaos in time and space? Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo? Ninety-nine and 81 difficulties? The TV series you mentioned "Decisive Battle on the Top of the Forbidden City"?"

"Do you watch it too?"

"Of course." Bai Zhi looked at him in amazement. After time travelling, he could watch very few TV dramas. This drama definitely didn't exist before him, so he was interested in chasing after it: "It's only now." When it reached the third floor, you said that the fourth floor wanted Su Daji, which means that you are the screenwriter of this show, Tang Youyou?"

"Unexpectedly, people here know me, it seems that what I wrote is still successful~"

"Cough~" Bai Zhi didn't even know what to say, you said it yourself, okay?It's not hard to pay attention!Bai Zhi could only smile dryly and say: "Yes... yes! I watch every episode of this show, and I never expected to meet a great screenwriter in my locality. It's really a pleasure to meet me."

Youyou nodded, and shook hands with Bai Zhi: "By the way, I see that you look distressed, isn't it just to have a meal with the elders~ What a big deal! Unlike us, we haven't had a chance to have dinner with the elders yet!"

"That's right, it's not that I hate eating with her." Bai Zhi scratched her head distressedly: "The main thing! I just don't want to have a blind date, and it's an endless blind date."

"No way? I think you are handsome and polite. You should be liked by girls, right? How could you be urged to marry? Do you have some hidden disease?"

"..." As expected of a screenwriter, he has a big brain!Bai Zhi twitched the corner of her mouth: "Of course not, this is a long story, everything starts from 20 years ago..."

"...20 years ago? Excuse me, how old are you?!"

"27 Ah!"

"She forced you to go on a blind date when you were seven?"

"...".

Chapter 875

Bai Zhi was about to explain, but a voice suddenly appeared from behind. After hearing this voice, Yoyo turned her head and looked over. A man wearing a jersey and holding a volleyball, who looked very dumb, had a bitter expression on his face. Looking over, she even shouted in a trembling voice: "Little aunt~"

With a thick sc accent, Bai Zhi was almost taken over by him, and Yoyo walked over in surprise: "Nephew?"

"Little aunt, I finally found you." Lu Ziqiao hugged Yoyo, and was about to cry, Yoyo hurriedly comforted him, and it took a long time for him to calm down.

Bai Zhi scratched her head and looked at the two people speechlessly. Seeing that Lu Ziqiao's mood had stabilized, Yoyo tried to ask, "Nephew, why did you come here?"

"My mother asked you to help me rent a house~"

"Don't you have a dormitory?"

"I... I was expelled from the team." Lu Ziqiao told the truth with some embarrassment.

"Ah? How did this happen?" Yoyo asked in surprise, "Basketball team? Football team? Volleyball team?"

"All three teams were expelled."

"...What did you do?" Bai Zhi asked weakly~.

"I came to the city to participate in the national championship a few days ago. Before the competition started, I met a liar." Lu Ziqiao said his "glorious history".

"How much did you cheat?"

"That's not true." Lu Ziqiao continued, with a worried look on her face, which caused Youyou to worry: "But they insisted on giving me money to shoot an advertisement, what's the advertisement called Kidney Treasure: Men want good kidneys , I want to drink Shenbao, after drinking, I am taller than Yao Ming, faster than Liu Xiang, one bottle of refreshment, two bottles of never tired, three bottles of immortality, oh-yeah~"

Yoyo and Bai Zhi were shocked when he finished all this, Lu Ziqiao thought that they had lost something, and continued: "Later, they said that I failed the urine test, and the coach told me to go where I should go, and I will go to your place." coming?"

"Participating in the National Championships, you actually made an advertisement for doping? Can you not be fired?" Bai Zhi complained.

"Hey, how did you know it was a stimulant?!"

"..."

Youyou smiled dryly and explained to Bai Zhi: "Well, don't mind, my nephew has been like this since he was a child, he is kind, definitely not a dick..."

It's just that when she said this, she covered her face, obviously she couldn't stand up, if there were a few more people listening, maybe she should drag him away, I really can't afford to lose this person !

Seeing that Yoyo stopped talking, Bai Zhi was obviously thinking about Lu Ziqiao's problem. With such an older child, she had to think about what to do next, and she couldn't just leave him alone!After all, he is his sister's son, no matter what, at least he needs to help rent a house.

"Bai Zhi." Bai Zhi drank and suddenly someone called him from behind. Turning around, Yifei and a man were slowly coming over, and Yifei happily introduced to him: "Look who I met just now?"