Bitch living in an apartment

"Mr. Zeng, it's normal for the real person to differ from the photo. Otherwise, why would you buy a hamburger? People will say that everything is based on the real thing?" Although Guan Gu didn't intend to take the blame, he still patiently persuaded Zeng Xiaoxian. It seems that this is not a big deal at all, isn't it just that the photos are different?If it's a big deal, don't worry about it.

"But, I asked for a hamburger, but you gave me rice cakes?"

"I know, Mr. Zeng, you feel sorry for those fifty washbasin coins." Guan Gu curled his lips and said with a smile: "However, you have already paid, and I have kept my promise, you want to go back, No way, hehehe~"

"This story tells us that online dating needs to be cautious, there are risks involved!" Bai Zhi sighed, "Otherwise, Mr. Zeng, you should also try PS? Maybe you can match up?"

"Go, go, what are you doing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his hair in distress, Guan Gu has learned to be smart now, and he has started to become unreliable, so he has to find a way.

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian's head was running at full speed, and finally came up with a solution that was not a solution: "Guan Gu, then let's find a special person to verify it. If this photo is photoshopped, then you will put fifty faces in 09. Return the pen coin to me and apologize to me, if not then I apologize to you."

"I agree, I will be a notary." Before Guan Gu could speak, Bai Zhi agreed for them: "But it's not fair. It's not fair to Guan Gu if Mr. Zeng loses. I apologize, and I have to give another fifty washbasin coins."

"Deal." It was Guan Gu who said it, and he agreed directly. Anyway, no matter whether he wins or loses, he will not lose money in the end. It just so happens that he will earn another fifty washbasin coins.

"You..." Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Bai Zhi and was speechless.

"Are you scared? Didn't you swear that this and Yaoyao are completely two people? That's why I'm scared."

"Then it's a deal." Zeng Xiaoxian was obviously quite confident in himself: "I don't believe it anymore, I can't explain this kind of thing clearly."

"Okay, I'll find a ps expert now and ask him to restore the real photos." Bai Zhi turned on the phone and was constantly operating something.

"What are you so happy for?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu didn't understand, it was their business, why Bai Zhi was so excited, could he get something out of it?

Bai Zhi didn't even raise her head: "Of course I'm happy, Mr. Zeng, you became cannon fodder the first time you took the initiative to attack, and your pride and ambition became boring. Of course, I will record such a great moment, and maybe it will be able to ward off evil spirits in the future." Woolen cloth!"

"You are so boring!"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his forehead helplessly, what does it mean to take the initiative to attack for the first time?He said that he was as if he had never seen the world, but it was really cheating!It was indeed the first time for him to meet with netizens, and all his beautiful fantasies were reduced to ashes, which was why he was always in a state of frustration.

Bai Zhi put the photo on the ps forum. There are many great masters here. If you put it here, you can get the answer. It didn't take long before you received a lot of messages. Some said it was ps, and some said it wasn't.

"What do you say? It's a tie?" Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly when he saw the disagreement.

"It's even on the surface." Bai Zhi operated on the phone: "Let me tell you, when this kind of opinion is not unified, it depends on the posts posted by others on this forum. If some people upload some good It must be credible, but if it’s just bragging, it’s not credible.”

Bai Zhi looked over one by one: "Did you see it? Those who said that they had photoshopped basically nothing and just talked nonsense. Although they may be low-key masters, the probability of this is very low, that is to say, this piece The photo has not been photoshopped."

"How is it possible? What about cheating?" Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't believe it, and jumped up, as if he had been betrayed by the whole world. The feeling was comparable to that of Dou E!

Bai Zhi patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, then sighed: "Mr. Zeng, although what you said may be true, in this world, not only PS can do this, but many methods can do it."

"for example?"

"Have you heard of the four major evil arts in Asia?" Bai Zhixie said with a smile.

"You mean..." Zeng Xiaoxian bit his finger: "Is this made by the other three magic arts?"

"Very likely, let me give you an example." Bai Zhi flipped through the phone again, and found a photo, it was a wedding photo, the wedding photo of Bai Zhi and Yu Mo, Zeng Xiaoxian and the others had also seen it.

But in this picture, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo are standing under a tree, both of them are holding umbrellas, and the raindrops are constantly falling. This kind of feeling is quite beautiful, and it is not impossible to describe it as picturesque.

"how do you feel?"

"Where was this shot?" Both Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu nodded, wondering if they would also use this photographer to shoot their wedding dresses in the future.

Bai Zhi shook her head, smiled helplessly, and then said: "This was taken under the tree in the community, and you are familiar with it, it is the one on the basketball court."

"Nani?"

Both Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu were stunned~ The basketball court, they are regular visitors there!Under that tree is also the 140 place where they often rest when they are tired from playing golf. It is definitely not as beautiful and beautiful as in the photos, but they didn't see it.

"By the way, I remember that it didn't rain in the few days when you took wedding photos, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly remembered something.

"That's right, the water was poured by others, and then the pictures were posed and edited to make them look like this. Some of them look good even without any repairs. Now you understand? Since the photos can't be changed, then the scene should be~ "

Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu were shocked: "You mean, this Yaoyao was also posing for a photo?"

"Very likely~"

"But I was with her when I took the photo! How could I not know it?"

"Then have you seen her filming?"

"No, I was in shock at the time, so I didn't have time to read it..."

Zeng Xiaoxian believed it now, it turned out that it was because of the angle or that Yaoyao pretended to be a beauty in the photo when she took the photo.

"Mr. Zeng, so, no matter what, you still lost, remember to give Guan Gu fifty washbasin coins~" Bai Zhi came to a conclusion.

Zeng Xiaoxian is still not reconciled. If this matter is not resolved, it will probably become a shadow in his heart, and he will not be able to get out of it. On the contrary, Guan Gu, whether he believes it or not, anyway, he won and made another fortune. . . .

Chapter 860

After losing once, Zeng Xiaoxian was not reconciled, and planned to meet Yaoyao again. Obviously, if Guan Gu and Bai Zhi were not allowed to see him, he would not be reconciled, even if he lost again.

But for this kind of thing, Bai Zhi refused: "No, I have a class reunion that night! Go by yourself!"

"Don't! Who will be the notary when you leave? I must show Guan Gu how deceitful this world is, and then take a real photo and repost it a hundred and eight thousand times to accuse this false world. At the same time, I will avenge my young heart." Zeng Xiaoxian said bitterly, and at the same time held Bai Zhi's hand, making him unable to leave at all.

"Come on! I've seen this false world a long time ago. You have to watch it again. You can go see it yourself! I'm very busy, didn't you see that I even spared time to sleep late?" Bai Zhi wrote Cursing his lips, he refused to agree to death.

Guan Gu doesn't care, since they are his fans anyway, to him, it doesn't matter what a fan looks like: "Forget it! Mr. Zeng, you are so confident, just show me to see you. It’s not a bet, what? You lost once, do you want to lose a second time?”

"You..." Zeng Xiaoxian let go of Bai Zhi: "Well, I have an appointment on Saturday night, and we will meet at the bar. Then you go with me."

"Hey, wait a minute." Bai Zhi stopped Zeng Xiaoxian: "I've taken over the bar on Saturday, I'm going to have a class reunion, and I won't pick up guests."

"It's only a few minutes, it doesn't take you long, let Guan Gu take a look, take a photo and leave."

"Then you have to hurry up, otherwise the bar won't be responsible for serving you." Bai Zhi pouted, but she didn't refuse, it's the same anyway~

It's settled like this, Zeng Xiaoxian let Bai Zhi and Guan Gu go, from the two people's point of view, Zeng Xiaoxian is seriously ill now, let's satisfy him!To prevent him from crying, making trouble and hanging himself.

There were people bringing chrysanthemums over at the door all the time, and Bai Zhi was too lazy to take care of it. Seeing that it was almost time and the bar was open, he went to the bar to find a place to sit down again, to pass the time.

. . . . . .

Time flew by, Bai Zhi stayed in the bar for a long time, Yifei probably saw those chrysanthemums and souvenir books, and went to the bar to drink alone, and didn't even bother Bai Zhi to say hello.

However, Yifei was so depressed, Bai Zhi became interested instead: "Yifei! Don't be sad, courtesy is light and affection is heavy! If they give red envelopes, you won't be able to use them ¨‖~"

"Stay away from being a bitch." Yifei cursed violently.

"Cut~" Bai Zhi got bored: "You have to think about the best in everything. At least, your classmates put down their work to mourn for you. Does no one want to talk to you?"

"I don't have to worry about such things when I'm dead. If I don't maintain my social relationships while I'm alive, it's useless for me to try my best to show off when I'm dead." Yi Fei disagreed with Bai Zhi's opinion.

"However, if you follow your logic, wouldn't it be unnecessary to talk to you after you're dead? Anyway, you can't chew your tongue anymore, so you're not dead? It's better to do these superficial jobs than not even superficial ones. Did you do well?"

Yifei was stunned for a moment, his head didn't turn around, it seemed that what he said had some sense: "You mean, if this memorial meeting, the students who came to participate can develop well again? "

"That's right! It's already very good that you keep in touch with each other in the future. Just imagine, if a classmate you haven't seen for a long time, and your relationship at school is just mediocre, you will put down your work and go to his memorial service ?"

"No... No way." Yifei nodded. Everyone is an adult and has their own affairs. Of course, he would not go to the memorial service of someone who was not in a good relationship at the time and would never have any interaction in the future. Now, with this time, I might as well earn a few cents more for supper or something, okay?

"Wait a minute, why aren't you surprised when I said I'm holding a memorial service? I remember I just told Yoyo, she probably didn't have time to tell you!" Yifei suddenly felt something was wrong, she just came up with this idea, Then went downstairs directly, how could Bai Zhi know so quickly.

Bai Zhi raised her phone: "In this world, there is a thing called the Internet. Youyou has uploaded this matter directly to the Internet a long time ago. Basically, anyone who is on the Internet must have seen it."

"Damn, what a big mouth." Yifei scolded Yoyo depressedly.

Needless to say, what Youyou said is definitely clearer than her explanation, and Bai Zhi must have arranged what she did, Yifei didn't want to say: "By the way, how is your class reunion arrangement going?" ? Don’t ask them to drink water when they come!”

"` ‖Isn't it just drinking water? Drinking water is also water, so you don't have to worry about it, I arranged it, it must be better than yours." Bai Zhi said casually, and never thought about talking to her about it afterwards.

Although that's what he said, but Bai Zhi would not be so careless, this is the first time he reported a party, the number of people!He doesn't have much experience in food and other things, but fortunately, in his own place, Bai Zhi doesn't have to worry about how much he will get, or how much he will get less.

It was Yifei who said it, and Bai Zhi had to remind: "Then where is your party?"

"Where is what?"

Bai Zhi was stunned for a few seconds, and looked at Yifei with a strange expression: "You don't intend to call them here just to announce that you are not dead, and then the meeting ends?"

"Otherwise? You still have to twist a piece of Yangko for them, and then talk about life?"

"You're too cheating, aren't you?" Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry: "You yourself said that this was just a class reunion in the name of a memorial service, but you also knew it was a class reunion! You initiated the call Ling, in the end, if you don’t talk about going to disco, singing, or organizing activities, at least you have to let them have a meal! Set up a place for everyone to sit down and have a good chat, bragging or something, you are so far away Let people come here just to say a word, do you believe that they will strangle you to death every minute?"

"This... so serious?" Yifei felt her scalp tingling, she really hadn't thought about this problem, mainly because she had no experience in organizing parties!She thought that when people came, she would just find a place to have a meal, but she still had to make an appointment.

"What do you think! I just said that you are pretty good with these classmates, but you are playing with their feelings!"

"I'm going to reserve a seat now." Yifei was so frightened that she rushed out without even finishing her drink.

"..."warehouse.

Chapter 861

Soon, it was Saturday, and Bai Zhi came to the bar early to prepare, and the bar closed an hour earlier. By the way, some employees had already left work early, leaving some dishes and so on.

Yu Mo didn't choose to attend Bai Zhi's class reunion, but she chose to attend Yi Fei's memorial service. As a gossip apartment dweller, Yu Mo's ability to gossip will definitely not be inferior to anyone else. Such a weird and grand scene , how could she not see it?What's more, she has a small heart in her heart, that is, she wants to refresh her appearance in front of those classmates, so as to save them from underestimating others.

These have nothing to do with Bai Zhi, he is standing at the door waiting for others to come, but as the time is getting closer, no one has come, which makes him very puzzled.

"Boss, it's time. Your classmates haven't come yet?" Joey felt a little weird: "Did they get the address wrong? Should we wait?"

"It doesn't make sense!" Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Could it be that everyone in my generation let go of the pigeons? But it's not right! People have been talking in the group for half an hour, and they also said that they have arrived, why are there no 140 voices now?" gone?"

"Is the address wrong?"

"I don't know." Bai Zhi shook her head: "They're not talking now, obviously they've arrived and they've started chatting, otherwise it wouldn't be like this! Let me see first!"

Bai Zhi glanced at the chat records between herself and the class monitor, and immediately spurted out a mouthful of old blood, Bai Zhi patted her forehead: "Oh my god~ I really got the address wrong."

"Ah? So what should we do?" Joey said dumbfounded.

"Wait first, I'll make a call." Bai Zhi was even more speechless, took out her cell phone, and dialed Yu Mo's number.

Listening to the sound, Yu Mo's side has already started, but obviously, it's not a party, but a memorial service, the atmosphere is solemn, not too noisy, only bursts of crying can be heard.

Yu Mo picked up Bai Zhi's call and asked curiously: "Bai Bai, why do you have time to call me?! I remember you started now, right?"

Bai Zhi scratched her face, and asked weakly: "Yu Mo, don't you realize that the party over there is a bit weird?"

"A memorial meeting for a living person must be weird."

"No, I mean, don't you think that you don't know many people?"

"I'm not from the Yifei class, of course I don't know each other."

"..." Bai Zhi had a mouthful of blood stuck in her throat, unable to spit it out or swallow it down: "Then ask Yifei if she finds it strange."

"Oh, wait a minute." Although Yu Mo felt puzzled, he still asked Yifei honestly, and then said to Bai Zhi: "She said there is nothing strange! It's just that I haven't seen you for a few years, and those old classmates don't recognize her." She came out, and at this party, almost the whole class seemed to be here, and she also showed me how popular she was, and when the memorial service was mentioned, everyone put down what they were doing and came over."

"Hehehehe~" Bai Zhi almost hit the wall with her head.

Needless to say, why do you feel that the whole class is here?That's because the students in Bai Zhi's class also went there. Generally, half of a class can come to this kind of gathering. If two halves add up, isn't it a class?

Bai Zhi just looked at the chat records between herself and the squad leader, and found out that when Yu Mo was asked to post the meeting place to the group, Yu Mo said that it would be fine to copy it, but it turned out. . .

She really just copied it. The problem is, the address she copied and sent to Yifei's class group was an apartment. When it was sent to Bai Zhi's group, she didn't even change it. apartment. . .

What made Bai Zhi even more surprised was that Yu Mo said that his classmates were also infected by that atmosphere, and they were all offering incense to Yifei!It doesn't matter if you know it or not, and it doesn't matter if it's strange or not.

When Bai Zhi told Yu Mo the truth of the matter, she was also stunned. Looking at these memorial meetings without any sense of disobedience, she suddenly felt. . .It's so scary here!She wants to go home.

Huh, isn't that right?This was originally her home. . .

Bai Zhi was collapsing, and suddenly came to her senses, touched her chin, and said to Yu Mo who was on the other side of the phone: "By the way, Yu Mo, don't tell anyone about this."

"why?"

"Hey hey hey, I suddenly want to know what will happen next, you are right there~ I'll be right back." Bai Zhi came to her senses, if these people knew that they had gone to the wrong place, wouldn't their expressions be wonderful? what!

Bai Zhi called Joey over: "Joy, I have to trouble you to get off work later, please stay put for orders, the location is wrong, I will bring them down for dinner and a party later."

"Ok, I see."

After ordering everything, Bai Zhi returned to the apartment alone, but suddenly he felt something was wrong, so he borrowed a mask from Xiao Hei, put it on and went up to the sixth floor.

Pushing open the door, his arrival did not attract anyone's attention, but immersed in the heavy atmosphere and unable to extricate himself, Bai Zhi found Yu Mo, patted her shoulder, and made a booing gesture: " Keep your voice down."

"Bai Bai, how did you do this?"

"I'll think about it and see when they will find something is wrong. Hey, this is the first time I have encountered this, so I have to see what will happen after this."