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A big sword fell from the sky and struck Hattori Hanzo's body. Wuming curled his nose triumphantly, and was about to turn around to ask Lu Bu what, when a dart-like thing flew over and hit him in the face.

"Ah~~" Wuming flew out with his face crooked, and slid far away on the ground: "I'm here to help you!? Why did you even hit me?"

Wuming got up like a normal person, pointed at Lu Bu angrily and cursed: "It's a good thing I'm a meat shield, otherwise I would be disfigured."

"Ha~" Hattori Hanzo, who had survived the catastrophe, was working with Lu Bu again, Wuming seemed to have suffered a great insult to his IQ: "How can this be 130 reasons, I kindly tried to persuade you to fight, but you actually hit me, I told you Fight."

As he said that, he didn't care what happened, and rushed over with all his strength, and the three of them fought into a ball.

Due to the addition of Wuming, the form of the scene has changed. The gene of the power of the galaxy is not built. For a while, Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo have to unite, and their incomparably rich combat experience can suppress Wuming, but the skills of the two There is no way to hurt him, this guy is just like Iron Man, there is no scar at all.

. . . . . .

Bai Zhi stared blankly at the script, swallowed, exhaled, and said weakly: "Wu Ming? Ge Xiaolun, don't think that I don't know you because you are wearing Wu Ming's skin. Will you forget, Mika, this is your legendary, forgettable yet impressive character?"

"Otherwise? Nameless means that you don't have a name. If you don't have a name, you can't be called out. But you can fight Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo, which is impressive enough."

"I'll go, you're too...too perfunctory, right?" Bai Zhidan said in pain.

"I think it's pretty good!? I can act in this outfit, and I don't have to show my face too many times." Yu Mo was very satisfied, that's it~ just being a soy sauce passerby is enough. .

Chapter 851

"Yes, that's right, I feel very good." Both Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu said that this is very good, and even Yifei nodded in agreement, obviously quite satisfied that Meijia did not lie to them.

Minority vs. majority, Bai Zhi propped her face helplessly, talking to these guys who are already in the top is no different from playing the piano to a cow. Even if these people don’t go to Bai Zhi, they will vigorously ask for the filming, but they don’t know if they will be disappointed in the end.

"I'm about to make an appearance." Yoyo shouted excitedly.

. . . . . .

"I'll go..." Ge Xiaolun, oh, no, Wuming felt that although Alexander would not be hurt, it still hurts!Wuming yelled in depression, swung the big sword around twice in the same spot, Lu Bu and Hattori Hanzo's hands trembled, almost didn't hold the weapon in his hand, this strength was not of the same order at all, and Wuming kept his hand , or they will all fly out.

"stop..."

"stop."

Wuming just wanted to call a stop, but a mid-air voice suddenly appeared in the distance. After Wuming saw it, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and finally didn't need to call anymore.

"I'll just say it~ Do you know how to go back? Can you stop beating so fiercely? I'm just here to persuade someone to provoke someone?" Wuming put the sword on his back again depressed, and sighed helplessly. .

Everyone looked over there, only to see one. . .people?Standing on the roof, showing a mouthful of big white teeth. . .

. . . . . . .

The plot ended here, Yoyo was stunned, looking forward to the appearance for a long time, the result was a stick figure, she had the urge to cry, no, she had already cried: "This is... gone? Why should I Is it a stickman?"

"The director just sent me these. He said that Diao Chan hadn't started painting yet!" Meijia spread her hands innocently. The matter of the script is a matter of the director and the screenwriter. She has nothing to do, but now everyone's needs have been met. .

"It really is a circus, the role of the horse is more important than yours! ¨‖?"

Youyou patted Lu Ziqiao on the head patiently, Guan Gu rubbed his hands happily: "Great, this is the time-travel scene I imagined."

"Although I didn't see any plot, it was very tasteful."

"agree."

"By the way, when will we start filming?! I can't wait." Yifei said impatiently.

Yoyo also came back to her senses in an instant: "By the way, I also want to know how Diaochan is doing. She won't be riding a horse all the time, right?"

"That's right! There's me, and me." Seeing everyone so happy, Zeng Xiaoxian was also moved. He felt that he would definitely be able to get the role he likes: "Sign me, I want to play... Five Tigers."

"Say you are illiterate? Five Tiger Generals is not the name of a person at all."

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care at all, but said excitedly: "It doesn't matter, Lu Bu can serve Hanzo, I think there is nothing impossible in this drama, Meijia, sign me, sign me..."

Everyone surrounded Mika in a mess, hoping to be able to shoot their own role. I have to say, it's not that they don't like filming, it's just that they don't like filming the scenes they like. When they find something they like, their true nature is exposed instantly. . .

"Wait, wait..." Meijia really felt that it was too noisy, and now she just got the script, and she hasn't written a word yet!So she could only ask: "Wait a minute, I'll call the director."

"oh oh..."

Regarding matters related to them, everyone fell silent. Mika called the director and got through quickly: "Hello, director?! I read the script and I am very satisfied."

"Really? That's great." Meijia covered the microphone and said happily: "The director said that the investors are very satisfied and decided to increase the investment by five times."

Then he continued to talk to the director: "Since this is the case, the money is in place, so should the actors?" Meijia's face changed: "What do you mean? What about Dongfang Invincible? Qingxia played? Where is Lu Bu? Zidan Ah? What about the ninja? Takeshi Kitano? Isn’t he facially paralyzed? Oh, yes, you can’t tell even if you cover your face! What about the soy sauce girl? Oh, yes, you can play any character, but what about Diao Chan? Dead again Did you fall off your horse and die?"

How many hearts!That's called a person who pulls out the cold! ?What is it called?When they are enjoying themselves, tell them that they can't do it, my darling!

Bai Zhi scratched her head: "That Meijia, why don't you ask about Wuming?"

"You don't need to ask, the director said that there was a phone call from Chao Wei just now, and he wanted to play Wuming." Meijia rolled her eyes.

"Phew~ that's good, that's good." Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, it's nothing to do with him.

Yu Mo shrugged her shoulders, as if nothing had happened, she never thought about playing any role from the beginning, so she was the calmest from the beginning to the end.

"' ‖However, Bai Zhi, the director asked me to tell you that he said that there is a role in another new play that is more suitable for you, you can..."

"Alright, Meijia." Bai Zhi hurriedly stopped her: "He didn't say that he must help him this time, did he? Just say that I don't have a schedule, just say that I'm busy, and I won't touch the ground if I don't listen."

"But..."

"No buts."

"Okay!" Mika said helplessly.

"Why did this happen?" Yifei complained dissatisfiedly: "Meijia, didn't you say it would be possible?"

"Yeah! No.. Claws."

"!#!￥@￥"

"He said that this script is not for you to act, but for you to act as the people who read the script."

"Song Bing A, Cannon Fodder B, Hooligan C, Bandit D?"

It was noisy again, but Meijia's interest didn't decrease a bit: "Wait a minute, it's okay, at least we still have this book with cases on it..."

(well done) "You're fired." Everyone yelled angrily.

This is what it looks like when dreams turn into bubbles. From their point of view, these characters were born for them, but they couldn't play them. This is undoubtedly a huge loss!

Moreover, they were so close, but the cooked duck actually flew away. No one would be reconciled to it. They had no choice but to scold the director, so they could only vent their anger on Mika.

It would have been nice not to have seen this script in the first place, if. . .At the beginning, they didn't agree, and it was fine if they didn't even tell Mika about their request. Even if the other characters were gone, they thought they would be gone, but now this is really unacceptable to them.

Meijia cried and covered her face and dared not speak. Although she felt that it was not her fault, but now she has provoked public anger, it is better to avoid the edge, otherwise she will not know how to die. . . .

Chapter 852

As the saying goes, the difference between people is often greater than the difference between people and pigs. . .Um, of course, this is what Hu Yifei said. This time, she not only said it, but also perfectly interpreted this profound truth.

Good guy, in just a few nights, she completed a perfect transformation, from a violent woman to a man. . .Violent chicks in skirts. . .

"Yifei, where are you going with your clothes like this?"

In the bar, Yifei asked Bai Zhi to borrow a car, dressed as if she was going on a blind date, so Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi couldn't help asking, as the saying goes, women are the ones who please themselves!If she can dress up carefully, there must be some reason why she must dress up, otherwise she would like to wear slippers usually, so that she would be more comfortable.

"The school organized a graduation ball tonight and invited me to attend. Of course I have to dress up, how is it? Not bad~" Yifei asked again.

"Graduate prom? Are you sure? Now?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, it's August now!The previous graduates have already left, and the next graduates are still very early. Where is the graduation dance?

"Of course, it was held when my former students came back to the party, and other teachers were invited to participate. I'll see if I can hang some handsome guys or something tonight." Yifei said with a bit of hopelessness.

"Then you drive a 133 woolen car, and if you fall in love with a handsome guy at that time, let him drive you, won't it be over?" Lu Ziqiao silently complained, and mourned for Zeng Xiaoxian for a few seconds: "Besides, you have to wear high heels, Can you still drive?"

"That's right~ that makes sense, then I won't borrow it." Yifei followed Erha and ran out again. Baizhi and Lu Ziqiao shook their heads helplessly. This couple has a long way to go!

"Hey, Bai Zhi, let me ask you a question!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly licked his lips, and bumped Bai Zhi with his elbow excitedly.

"Just ask!"

"You said, if you buy two pieces of bread and put one in the North Pole and the other in the South Pole, will the earth become a huge hamburger? How long do you think the hamburger can last?"

The corners of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched, and he could ask such a boring question: "Don't worry about how long you can eat, then if this is the case, the same principle, if you replace the bread with quilts and mattresses, wouldn't that mean that the beauties all over the world They are all in bed with you? What are you waiting for, why don't you hurry up and do it? Isn't that what you dreamed of?"

Lu Ziqiao shuddered, a sense of excitement spontaneously emerged: "It makes sense! Such famous sayings must be recorded in my Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals!"

Seeing Lu Ziqiao take out the record of "唰唰唰" in the book, Bai Zhi suddenly felt very tired, what is this?IQ began to break through the lower limit?

After Lu Ziqiao finished recording contentedly, she put it away with peace of mind, and then took out her mobile phone: "Bai Zhi, don't blame me for not taking care of you. I recently found a dating site with many beauties~ Would you like to register for one? ? I can recommend beautiful women to you. I have almost broken through one hundred friends in my friend column, and they are all quite awesome~"

"Forget it! I can't handle it in reality. Do you think I will go to trouble again?" Bai Zhi calmly refused, joking, not to mention the risk of encountering dinosaurs on the Internet, but in reality, his troubles It never stopped, he felt that he might be in danger at any time, maybe one day a girl would come to him and say that he cheated on her feelings.

"Baizhi, I didn't mean you. Everyone has a love of beauty. I asked you to add girls, but I didn't let you have a relationship with them. It's okay to talk about life! There are a bunch of beauties in front of you. Is it better than a bunch of big guys who pick their feet?"

"Adding a girl is not for the purpose of talking about love, then it will be meaningless."

"Wow, you are more shameless than me."

"So I won't add it."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao said that it broke the sky, Bai Zhi was stunned because he didn't want to get in, Lu Ziqiao tried every means to get Bai Zhi to join people, it would definitely be beneficial, for example, to exchange friends of the opposite sex, he would introduce boys to some girls, and others would introduce girls to him , reasonable, no, it's just a white wolf with empty hands.

It's a pity that Bai Zhi has no interest at all. Greeting with a beautiful woman is completely the same as playing the piano with an opponent.

But this is just one of his methods, if Bai Zhi doesn't play, he can't do anything, it won't make it difficult for him to move. Soon, he found another method, sneaked into the crowd of beauties, and didn't even mess with the prey in reality. Yes, staring at a mobile phone for a long time.

Until the evening, Lu Ziqiao kept his cell phone still. It was very doubtful that if he died suddenly because of this, then he would break the death record.

That night, it was rare for a few people to sit at home and watch TV, but unfortunately not all of them were there, but Baizhi and Yumo, Youyou and Guan Gu, the two couples occupied each other's sofa, and no one could hinder the other.

Before they sat for long, Yifei walked in from the outside, looking hopeless.

"Hey, Yifei, didn't you go to the graduation ball? Why did you come back so early?" Yu Mo asked her curiously.

"Hehehe~" Yifei smiled helplessly: "Can it be earlier? The teacher who promised to be a handsome guy turned out to be some students who didn't even grow hair. All of them were six or seven years younger than me, which was even more excessive. What's worse is that within 5 minutes of the dance, someone said that the child was crying and wanted to go back to comfort me, so I have no face to stay any longer."

"Isn't this normal? After graduating from university, it's normal to get married and have children!" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin. She has a four-year university, and under normal circumstances, she is about 23 or [-] after graduation. It's normal for two of them to study and get married.

"You don't understand at all, okay? My students all have children first, what does that mean..."

"Oh, I see." Yoyo suddenly realized: "It means you are old, and you are afraid that people will ask why you don't have a boyfriend yet."

Everyone looked at Yoyo, especially Yifei, who felt as if he had been shot in the heart. Only then did Yoyo realize that he had said the wrong thing, and asked Guan Gu weakly: "Did I not deserve to be so innocent?" So straightforward?"

"Honey, how can you say that? You should say, it's good to be single, at least one person is full, and the whole family is not hungry!"

Seeing that Guan Gu and Yoyo were almost gnawing again, Yifei felt her heart ache even more, and waved her hands helplessly: "Ah~ you guys are chatting, I'll change clothes, what kind of ragged clothes, I'm always stumbling."

Yifei cursed and quit the group chat, um, no, she retreated to the room, she felt that if Guan Gu and Youyou were not allowed to calm down, she would lose control of her prehistoric power. . . .

Chapter 853

When Yifei came out, she really had a pair of slippers and short sleeves. She could be as chic as she wanted. Yifei sighed and patted the dust on her hands: "Hey, it's still comfortable to wear like this."

But when she saw Baizhi and Yumo, Guan Gu and Youyou, she felt a little sad again. Why can't there be someone who is similar to herself and let herself have someone to talk to? ?I don't know how much dog food I will eat tonight, especially with Guan Gu and Yoyo.

In order to ease her embarrassment, Yifei could only ask, "Why are you all the others? Are they all missing?"

Bai Zhi replied without turning her head: "Where can I go? Mr. Zeng went to the radio station, and Meijia hasn't come back yet! As for Ziqiao, hehehe, he is now asking girls to meet at the bar on Washbasin.com~"

"Washbasin.com? That new online dating platform?" Yu Mo asked curiously: "I was recommended to use it, and it was said to be quite easy to use, but I forgot it after I came back. Go sign up for one."

"Do you believe in this kind of thing?" Yifei said in surprise: "It must be a gimmick made by the merchants. Recently, their advertisements are everywhere. Do you believe in breaking out of the encirclement so easily?"

"I don't believe it." Bai Zhi nodded.

"But it's not a waste of money, it's okay to try." Yu Mo tapped his phone excitedly: "It's done, it seems to be very ordinary~"

"Guanguan, let's register one too? I heard that you can find old classmates here, and you can also play games. How about we add friends and play small games together?"

"Yeah!"

Perhaps a single dog like Hu Yifei would not understand that what they are playing is not making friends, but playing small games. Between couples, even if some small games are not fun, they are still very interesting, and they can always find some good highlights.

"Aren't you?" Seeing that everyone took out their mobile phones to play, Yifei said helplessly: "I wonder if I made a mistake. Could it be that without these social platforms, everyone can't make friends? of."

"Sister Yifei, this is a trend. Besides, we are only children, and maintaining social relations is very important."

"I agree with this sentence, but how can we maintain it on the Internet!" Yifei still doesn't understand, but Bai Zhi can predict that there will be a large-scale real fragrance scene next.