Bitch living in an apartment

In the past, she sat down next to her, and Bai Zhi yelled: "Boss, twenty more meatballs."

When Yifei and the others saw someone sitting down next to them, they thought someone was coming to strike up a conversation, and they were just about to send him away, but they heard a familiar voice. For a moment, the three of them began to feel guilty.

Yifei winked at Yu Mo, and Yu Mo said weakly to Bai Zhi: "Bai Bai, we didn't mean it, we just forgot to notify you, don't be angry?! I really didn't mean it."

"Angry? Why should I be angry?"

"Ah? Are you not angry that we came here to eat barbecue behind your back?" Meijia and Yifei asked incredulously: "We claimed to be hunting, but we made you go hunting hungry, but we were eating."

"Who told you that I was hungry?" Bai Zhi scratched her head inexplicably: "I saw this barbecue stand when I was renting a tent. I thought you guys like hunting and want to come to a real camping! It turns out that you are hungry because of your stomach." Did you come out to hunt when you were hungry? You said earlier that I would have brought you here long ago."

"..."

Now it's not Yifei, her 087s feel guilty, they feel so stupid now, who is Bai Zhi?Wherever he goes, he won't treat him badly, so how could he have nothing to eat?Even if all of them were starved to death, maybe he could still eat spicy food.

A guy who can learn the subject of animal science to study which part of meat is tastier, will he be a hungry person?

"So you really went hunting?"

"That's right~ what else? Do you think everyone is like you?" Bai Zhi despised Yifei and said, "I have been hunting very hard, and I have gained a lot. After I go back, I will kill those things Treat it as a supper, just watch it for me!"

"Who cares." Yifei fiercely bit off a string of mutton and chewed it in his mouth.

Seeing that Bai Zhi didn't care, Yu Mo breathed a sigh of relief: "How do you know we're here?"

"I found it! It's so dark, it's unrealistic for you to stay in the woods over there. I searched along the stream and found you eating here."

The skewers Bai Zhi ordered finally arrived, and she took one casually and ate it.

Bai Zhi also seemed to have forgotten to hurry back to do something to eat, and chatted with them while eating for an hour or two. By the time she realized it, it was already past eight o'clock.

"Let's go~ Hurry up and go back." Seeing that the time was almost up, Bai Zhi said, "We ate for a long time, but they haven't eaten yet! Are you really going to forget them in a corner!?"

"But, we came out to claim to be hunting? How can we go back, we have turned our prey into meatballs?" Yifei suddenly thought of a question.

"Then I don't care. Anyway, my prey, Zi Qiao, has already been brought back. I just tell them the truth that I ate barbecue." Bai Zhi whistled. He thought it was a good feeling. Bai Zhi can already tell the truth when such reasons are muddled through.

"Okay~ Let's just say we got a pheasant and a hare or something."

"Are you sure?" Yifei seemed to have no other choice after thinking about it, so he could only call the boss: "Boss, pack another [-] skewers of meatballs for me."

"Ah~~ But I don't have that much anymore."

"Are you kidding me?"

"I'm serious, you've already eaten all the food, and I only have these things left." The boss directly took out a bag, which contained only a few oysters, a few hairtails and so on.

Bai Zhi looked at it and gloated: "I see how you make it up now? Can you fish out oysters even if you are in the stream? Hahaha~"

"Look at how I make it up." Yifei said casually dissatisfied: "There is no other choice, help us pack it."

It doesn't matter to Bai Zhi, anyway, his mission has been completed, so he should reward his stomach after all! ?Although it is a bit unkind to say that I ate first and finished everything, but in general, there is nothing wrong with it.

When they returned to the camp, what they saw was this scene, Lu Ziqiao sat on the ground trembling as if playing badly, Yoyo and Guan Gu didn't know what to do in the tent, Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't come yet.

"Wow? What's the situation?" When Yifei came back, she saw some plants all over the ground, both with thorns and without thorns. Lu Ziqiao sat on the ground and pointed in one direction.

"Ah? Snake~~~" Yumo and Meijia jumped up immediately, and jumped onto Baizhi and Yifei respectively.

"..."

Yu Mo's face was buried on Bai Zhi's neck, not daring to show it, Bai Zhi wanted to go over, but Yu Mo held her back: "Don't go over, don't go over, you'll bite."

"Don't be afraid, it's dead."

"No, no, don't go there, I'm afraid..."

"..."

Bai Zhi was a little helpless, if she had known earlier she would not come back with something to play with, but in the end everyone was frightened, it seemed impossible to eat it, Bai Zhi had no choice but to walk far away with the person in her arms, Yu Mo just walked away from Bai Zhi got off her body: "Stand here obediently, and I'll deal with it."

Back at that place, Bai Zhi grabbed it with some pity: "Hey, man, although you saved me once, I should have made you a delicious snake soup as a reward, but anyway, you are still too scary, so, I can only bury you~ oh, no, let’s bury you with water~”

As Bai Zhi said, she was about to walk to the stream and was about to throw it into the river. As for where it would go, that was out of his control.

As soon as he took two steps, the two little aunts of the muscular man came over. Bai Zhi thought they were looking for Lu Ziqiao, so she didn't care, but when they saw Bai Zhi, their eyes lit up: "You are here?" ?!Great."

"You are looking for me?" Bai Zhi felt baffled, since she had nothing to do with them, why did she look for her?

"We are here to apologize to you, my eldest nephew... ah~ snake~~~"

There were two more screams, and Bai Zhi looked at the two of them running back like a ghost, and couldn't help shaking the head of the cauliflower snake, which was limp, and she knew it was hopeless: "Is it really so scary? I don’t think so, but I think you are cute anyway, could it be that this is the aftereffect of the chef? Hey, tragedy~”

Then he threw the things into the creek casually, and Bai Zhi didn't care about the two people who scared away. As for the apology they said and their nephew, Bai Zhi knew what they wanted to say, anyway, he accepted the apology. Will you come back after running away? . .That's okay too. .

Chapter 824

"Is this what you brought back from hunting?" When everyone had already arrived, Yifei and Meijia poured out the things, and sure enough, as Bai Zhi expected, everyone 'hunted' the things they brought back A deep question arose: "There are oysters in the creek?"

"Genetic mutations, ebb and flow, it's hard to say, besides, we kindly brought the prey back to you, you don't appreciate it, but you still dare to doubt us, do you think we came back after eating?"

"..."

Yifei patted his forehead, this shit, he is not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs, once Meijia said this, didn't this all reveal the truth?

"I think we should be more pragmatic, just this little thing, - how do we divide it?"

"Hey, Meijia, Yumo, and I will promote our style. I'll leave these things to you." Yifei said and burped. The two of them came back because they were afraid that others would not know that they were full: " Four people, eight things—two for each."

"Please, can oysters and octopus have the same capacity? Besides, there are five of us." Lu Ziqiao felt that if the three of them developed their style, then there would be Bai Zhi. How could it count as four?Yifei's mathematics must have been taught by the physical education teacher.

"That's right, and what's more, I brought it back! It's hard to tell the difference." Bai Zhi curled her lips.

"The things you brought back can also be eaten?" Yifei pointed to those thorns! ?Mushrooms or garlic sticks: "They're not goats, what can they eat?"

"Ha~ Today my brother will let you see what it means to turn decay into magic." Bai Zhi rolled up her sleeves and said, "Yuyou, go, bring all the Sheshan you collected in your tent, I promise you will have enough to eat today."

"Ah? Oh~~" Youyou was stunned for a while, and took it seriously.

Bai Zhi did not know where to take out a pot, a shelf, and even firewood, rice, oil and salt. Everyone who watched was dumbfounded: "I'll go, where did you get these things?"

"Hmph~" Bai Zhi put her hands behind her back and pretended to be a force, as if she was an outsider.

"I'll report, this guy hooked up and took the beauties in the tent next door, and there were two of them." At this moment, the displeased Lu Ziqiao finally showed his fangs, and framed Bai Zhi viciously.

Bai Zhi staggered and almost fell to the ground: "I..."

"I tried my best to dissuade him, but he refused to listen, and the influence was extremely bad." Lu Ziqiao directly interrupted him, but when he saw Bai Zhi's expression, he swallowed a breath, covered his face and dared not speak again.

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, and it's not uncommon to admit love to him: "That's right, I borrowed it from the neighbor next door. They even brought the diesel generator. It's not bad for oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea."

"You really approached a girl and asked for her phone number." Yu Mo asked in disbelief.

Bai Zhi explained helplessly: "That's because their elder nephew was bitten by a snake, and the ambulance couldn't come to this place, so I asked that man for the phone number of his family and friends to come to him. It was obviously Lu Ziqiao. Shameless and courteous for the whole afternoon, he didn't get a call and asked me if I didn't give it to him, so he maliciously wronged me."

"Huh~" Yu Mo finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Yifei realized something was wrong: "Then why do you still ask them to borrow the sauce?"

"Nonsense, people don't need to thank me? Wait for the favor they owe you, and then you come and go, and promise each other with your body? It's better to let people repay the favor and never communicate with each other forever!"

"Well, that's okay."

Bai Zhi curled her lips, rolled up her sleeves, and started to make trouble. . .

Peeling, burning oil, and starting the pot, all in one go. It didn’t take long before a dinner was completed. The species collected by Yoyo only accounted for a small part, and most of them were those crap things that Yifei didn’t like. But together The smell of the pot, even those who are already full will greatly increase their appetite.

"Hey, how is it? Very good, right? Let me tell you, sometimes wild things, whether they are plants or animals, are more delicious than domestic ones. They taste fresher. As long as they are handled well, I can make a meal out of the soil. You eat."

"Why am I so unbelievable?"

"Forget it if you don't believe it. When I cook for you another day, I will make it with clay, and I will tell you after you finish eating. I will see if you can eat it." After a long time, he was a little hungry again, so he ate a little casually.

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Speaking of frogs, Bai Zhi couldn't remember how long it had been since she had eaten them. She remembered that when she was in the countryside, she often caught frogs. After catching a lot of frogs, she would roast them and eat them.

It's just a pity that there is no such opportunity in the city in this life. Even if it is sold in some places, it will lose that meaning, but fortunately, it still feels good to have an opportunity now.

A few people sat down and ate for a while, they felt pretty good, and they were also hungry, and the food had added flavor, and suddenly felt that Bai Zhi's cooking was so delicious that they almost ate their tongues.

After finally drinking all the soup base, Zeng Xiaoxian burped for a long time, declaring that he was full.

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"Meijia, why don't you eat? I just saw you take a sip of soup. Didn't you say you were very hungry before?"

Meijia clutched her stomach, and said with some distress: "Oh, let me tell you the truth!? We found a barbecue stall over there, and we came back when we were full and hungry."

"What? I've worked so hard to set up a tent, and you guys are eating barbecue? Isn't that too much?"

What Meijia said was a little wronged, but who made her so unkind! ?He could only let Zeng Xiaoxian reprimand him.

"Yifei, did you really come back after eating?" Guan Gu watched Yifei speechlessly eating the last bit of soup accompanied by oysters. How could it be that he came back full?

"Eh..." Youyou twitched her mouth and didn't know what to say, so she could only change the subject: "Mr. Zeng, is your tent ready yet?"

"Borrowed by a group of kids next door." Zeng Xiaoxian said with some pride.

"How dare someone live in your tent?" Yifei couldn't help being shocked.

"Hey, the kick is almost done, should I come back?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled, and then a spherical tent rolled down. Everyone glanced at it, their eyes popped, and then they burst into laughter.

"Hahaha~hahaha~"

Zeng Xiaoxian was also helpless, now he accepted this fact, and after working for a long time, he didn't come up with anything. This is no longer a problem of good talent, but an extremely bad problem. Even if ordinary people don't have instructions, what can they do for a long time? Can I set up a tent too~ Soil.

Chapter 825

"Hey..." Zeng Xiaoxian stopped everyone's ridicule with some helplessness, and directly admitted the reality: "I admit that building tents is really not my talent, maybe I am more suitable to be a show host, to solve other people's emotions Questions are my specialty, not tent-pitching at all..."

"I admit this, if you want to compare positive energy issues, you are indeed more suitable to be the host of the show, but if you want to solve emotional problems...don't be funny." evaluation of.

"There is no talent at all, Mr. Zeng, don't be discouraged, it's not like you."

"Really? But what about Ziqiao's attraction to the opposite sex?" Zeng Xiaoxian still looked a little discouraged.

"You got it~ Didn't you hear it just now?" Bai Zhi curled her lips, pointed at Lu Ziqiao and said, "This guy spent the whole afternoon doing all kinds of courting, but he didn't even ask for his phone number, what is that? Opposite-sex attraction?"

"Nonsense, I have never met a brainless person, or... I will show you every minute." When Lu Ziqiao said this, he didn't have any confidence. What a bad move! ?

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, as he recognized this: "Then what about Bai Zhi's good luck?"

Yu Mo sighed, and explained helplessly: "If he is really so lucky, he won't be left alone. If it were you, would you be willing to have your family in exchange for your life's good luck?" Is it? When God closes a door for you, he will open a window for you.”

"Oh~~~" Zeng Xiaoxian nodded understandingly. Although it is a bit hurtful to say that, you have to think this way. It must be good for ordinary people to cheer up after suffering such a blow. Thinking of Bai Zhi's second Forced, he was the only one.

"Guan Gu! It's because of his rich imagination that he is afraid of ghosts."

"This is... a cold joke."

"Hahaha~" Yoyo smiled, and patted Guan Gu's head, which was a comfort to him.

Mika also came out to expose Yifei: "Yifei also doesn't know ninjutsu at all."

"It's because the altitude affects my hand feel. Besides, Mika, you don't know how to talk to small animals at all."

"I... I happened to not understand the dialect of that brook." Meijia retorted dissatisfied.

Yu Mo shook her head, and Bai Zhi grabbed her waist: "As for Yu Mo~ I guess I was afraid before, so I tried my best to learn makeup. After all, you want what you lack~"

"..." Yu Mo twisted Bai Zhi's waist, which aroused everyone's laughter. Under everyone's persuasion, Zeng Xiaoxian finally returned to normal: "So, your talent is actually similar to my own. Is it similar to pitching a tent?"

"really."

"Then I'm in balance"

Everyone wanted to slap him to death. Is this what people say?Seeing that others are not good, I feel balanced in my heart, so what is this?

"Hey, there are still 5 minutes, and the meteor shower is about to start." Meijia checked the time and hurriedly reminded everyone.

Everyone tidied up and stood up. Lu Ziqiao adjusted the angle of the telescope, and Yu Mo prepared his mobile phone to take pictures of this scene.

Although Bai Zhi knows that this meteor shower will not appear, but after all, there must be expectations, right?What if it happens?right?There is still a dream, what if it comes true!

So, he hugged Yu Mo and looked up to the sky expectantly, the moon in the sky today is not very round, even if they don't have lights, it will be pitch black.

Everyone was excitedly waiting for the meteor shower to come, Zeng Xiaoxian clenched his fists: "Meteor shower! Give me a new special skill~ I want to breathe fire, spit water, become invisible, and teleport."