Bitch living in an apartment

Everyone sighed, Bai Zhi was having fun walking the two dogs, but they didn't know if they would be troubled by the dogs running all over the ground later, seeing Yu Mo looking for someone, they simply sat down Take a break and consider the next question.

Next, it was nothing more than setting up tents, barbecue grills and picnics. When they thought of tents, they realized that Zeng Xiaoxian had fallen behind, and Yifei sighed again: "Did you see Zeng Xiaoxian!? Why didn't he follow?" Come up, won’t you still fall down the mountain?”

"No! You were following me just now." Lu Ziqiao silently explained, a figure just turned out from the corner, it was Zeng Xiaoxian, he was carrying things all over his body with great difficulty, as if he was constipated, he yelled Climbing up, seeing that everyone had stopped, he breathed a sigh of relief, and sat down, panting hard.

Yifei couldn't help teasing: "Come on! It's still far from Xitian!"

"Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, and the car can only be parked at the foot of the mountain. If I hadn't carried the tent to the Liusha River, where do you live at night?"

"That's right~ Thank you for your hard work, Second Junior Brother."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care about Yifei's ridicule, but declared righteously: "I declare that, as the only person in this team who has the talent to put up a tent, I will show you how to put up a perfect tent. 077"

"Here?" Yifei looked around at the scene of piles of rocks and complained silently in her heart. Even if you can build this place, no one wants to live here, right?After sleeping at night, my butt hurts.

"I'm a professional, and I can set up a tent anywhere." Zeng Xiaoxian always exudes a kind of self-confidence: "First, take the tent out of the bag."

Zeng Xiaoxian tried his best to eat, but the zipper seemed to be stuck, and he couldn't open it no matter what, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "Hahaha, there seems to be a problem with the quality of this tent~"

10 minutes later. . .

Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't complete the first step. Bai Zhi and Yu Mo originally wanted to wait for them in front of them, but they never came over. There was no way, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo had to turn back again, just in time to see them staring closely By Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Hey, we've been waiting for you for a long time, why are you still here? It will be dark later, do you really want to find a place to live when it gets dark?"

"But, he didn't even take out the tent, so what if we found a place?" Youyou pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Mr. Zeng, why don't you read the manual?"

"Sorry, I didn't bring it."

"..."

"But don't worry, how can a genius like me need an instruction manual?" Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently.

Bai Zhi nodded and complained in her heart: "That's right, it only takes three hours for a genius to set up a tent. Let me figure it out! There are eight of us here, and I will count two of you as one tent, one in three hours. Well, it takes four hours." Hey, it's twelve hours in total, it's three o'clock in the afternoon, you put up the tent where everyone lives, it takes three o'clock in the morning, and that doesn't include the time delay caused by the accident... Then why are we still sleeping, Why don't we just have a bonfire all night long?"

"Then what can you do?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be convinced of Bai Zhi, with an expression that I was the genius who put up the tent, but you were not.

As soon as Bai Zhi's tantrum came up, she couldn't control it: "Who said I didn't have a good idea, I saw someone renting a tent in front of me, it only cost 20 yuan, and I can set it up for you with an extra ten yuan."

"Then let's rent one~ It's better than watching a sow climbing a tree all night!" Yifei's heart was half cold when she heard Bai Zhi say twelve hours.

Although it is not a big deal to sleep in the wild, just find a few branches to build a hut, but if there is a tent, who wants to live in that kind of temporary thatched hut?They came for picnics, not to survive in the wild.

"Let's go, Guan Guan, shall we rent one too?"

"Is there a snake-proof tent?"

"Teacher Zeng, come on, if you take it out, call us."

Lu Ziqiao gave the same encouragement, and went to rent a tent with everyone. Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, he didn't expect things to develop in this way: "Hey, hey, you have to think carefully, how can you live in a tent like a genius like me? How about the tent you pitched?"

However, no one paid any attention to him. They all went to the front and rented a tent. They added ten yuan to set up the tent, and they were completely liberated.

"Bai Zhi Bai Zhi, where is your drone? Take it out to play." After Lu Ziqiao finished setting up the tent, he couldn't wait to get the idea of ​​the drone, and snatched it.

"Don't finish the electricity, our outing has just begun!" Bai Zhi warned, and ran away with the two dogs.

Yu Mo was dragged around by Yi Fei and Mei Jia to take pictures, Bai Zhi took two plates, pointed at Da Ha and Xiao Ha and said, "Listen! As a dog, swimming is a must, and now I'm training you to swim. Take the plate back later, do you understand?"

"Wang Wang~~"

"Okay, let's go..."

Bai Zhi threw the plate on the water, and immediately reached the middle of the stream, the two dogs jumped down directly, picked up the plate quickly, went ashore and shook the water on their bodies, waiting for Bai Zhi's praise.

Bai Zhi complained a little, this dog's talent, is he born to swim?He seems to have never trained this dog, the swimming pool in the community, the dog is not allowed to go down.

It was done once, and Bai Zhi suddenly felt that there was nothing to do.

"Really, I thought it would be a long time for you! It turned out so fast." Bai Zhi muttered a few words, untied the dogs' ropes, and did not intend to restrain them like this: "Okay, let's go play! Remember to come back early, Otherwise, you won't have your share of dinner."

The two dogs ran out like having fun, Bai Zhi saw that Yu Mo and Yi Fei had already run away, but Lu Ziqiao stayed quietly by the edge of the tent, slobbering at the astronomical telescope and the drone.

"Zi Qiao, what are you doing? It's a drone and an astronomical telescope?"

"Hush~" Lu Ziqiao put his index finger to his mouth obscenely, signaling him to be quiet: "There are two beauties playing games in the opposite tent, don't let them hear you."

Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment: "Are you stupid? What are you doing in such a low voice? You are looking through a telescope so you feel very close. Do you really think you are next to them? Keep your voice down."

"Uh...that makes sense." Lu Ziqiao froze for a moment, then patted his forehead: "So, they can't hear what I say?"

"You just know?!" Bai Zhi was speechless.

Originally, he wanted to find Lu Ziqiao to take some pictures, but seeing the beautiful woman, Lu Ziqiao probably ran out of time, so he could only take the drone and walk far away by himself. .

Chapter 819

Before going far, just after releasing the drone, Bai Zhi found herself hugged from behind. Bai Zhi looked down and knew it was Yu Mo when she saw the hand.

He didn't look back at all, but controlled the drone and put it on top of his head: "Yu Mo, come on, have a smile, hehehe~"

"Bai Bai, do you have anything to eat?! I'm a little hungry."

"Hungry? Did you see that I brought something to eat?" Bai Zhi turned her head depressed, Yu Mo was staring at herself expectantly, Bai Zhi spread her hands, she didn't even bring a small backpack!How can it be possible to bring food: "Besides, it's four o'clock! You eat now, aren't you afraid you won't be able to eat at night?"

"I can't help it, but Teacher Zeng made a rice dumpling, and I got hungry after seeing it. Then we were going to set up a barbecue grill, but found that we forgot the chicken wings. Now we have nothing to eat." Yu Mo said This made me feel very depressed: "Hey, Bai Bai, didn't you say that the basic quality of being a chef is that you can find delicious food anytime and anywhere? Where is it? Do you have any delicious food?"

"It must, I tell you, it's full of delicious food, swimming in the water, there are fish, shrimp, clams, and even if you find a small ditch, you can catch crabs, frogs, or snakes and the like Things, and then things that run on the ground, pheasants and hares, even some twigs and wild vegetables, mushrooms, and things that fly in the sky, of course they are birds, believe it or not, I can give you a bird to eat?"

"Do not believe."

"Hi~ How dare you doubt me so much?"

"That's in vain, Yifei said he was going hunting, let me ask you, are you going?"

"Go, then you have to go!" Bai Zhi agreed without hesitation. When it came to hunting, Bai Zhi wouldn't believe that Yifei and the others could catch it: "But-you have to prepare."

"what to prepare?"

"Nonsense, no matter what kind of hunting I want to hunt, should I still go there empty-handed? How can I say that I still need a stick, so that I won't be bitten when looking for snakes. Let's go, let's get the trekking poles."

"Oh~"

In terms of survival in the wild, Yu Mo's ability is more than a star and a half behind Bai Zhi, let alone hunting such high-end operations.

Bai Zhi went back to get two trekking poles, joined Yifei Meijia for a while, and the team grew stronger in an instant, Yoyo and Guan Gu joined in, but Bai Zhi looked more like they were here to play.

"Yuyou, you go there, Mijia, you go there, drive the prey to the stream, and I will give them a fatal blow."

"What fatal blow? Shockwave?"

Yoyo hurriedly explained to Guan Gu: "Guan Guan, Yifei knows ninjutsu, and darts are basic skills!"

"Darts? Why do I think you are so hot?" Bai Zhi complained, "Are you sure you will?"

"Don't you know if you look at it?" Yifei glared at him dissatisfied: "Nuo, did you see that sparrow over there?"

"I saw it."

"Hmph." Yifei pouted his nose, picked up a stone from the ground, and threw it over with great momentum. Take two pecks.

"Yeah? Missed."

Like a mockery, a crow pulled two lumps of bird droppings on Guan Gu's head, and Guan Gu sighed helplessly: "Yifei, stop insulting ninjutsu, okay?"

"I'll try again." Unconvinced, Yifei picked up another stone and threw it out again.

This time, the sparrow was angry, and the rabbit bit people in a hurry!Who are you scaring by throwing it around in this way?Then, two lumps of bird droppings fell on Guan Gu's head, and this time they almost got into his mouth.

Guan Gu covered his forehead, really didn't know what to say, Bai Zhi was dumbfounded, is this the legendary ninjutsu?

"I'm going, I feel, I can also ninjutsu!? Anyway, I can't hit it, it's the same for anyone!"

"Then you come." Yifei was not convinced at first, but as soon as Bai Zhi said this, she became angry.

"I'll come and I'll come. My brother will show you what hunting is." Bai Zhi patted her clothes, took out a whistle from her pocket, and waved in front of Yifei's eyes: "See, we have Professional tool."

Bai Zhi put it in his mouth and blew it, and two dogs rushed out from the grass behind, and the black and white fur on their bodies became more green and red.

"Wow~ Where did you drill? Why does it look like it has been dyed?" Bai Zhi angrily rubbed the dog's head, then turned to Yifei and said, "Look, I'll show you what hunting is."

Bai Zhi solemnly turned over from the ground, chose a stone that was more pleasing to the eye, weighed it, nodded in satisfaction, and patted the two dogs.

I saw two dogs walking around the sparrow from left to right, with their heads down and their feet on their feet. When they saw this scene, they always felt a little dry and looked very professional.

Bai Zhi bowed her body, approached quietly, and muttered to herself: "If you want to be a successful hunter, you must learn how to hide yourself, be as immobile as a stone, lock on to the target, be ready to go, and be as fast as the wind, and then ...I'll call~~"

Bai Zhi threw the stone in her hand, and the two dogs quickly rushed out in a tacit understanding, running frantically towards the sparrow, really swift as the wind.

Yifei took a deep breath, the two dogs were getting closer and closer, and they were about to show their fangs and bite. Unexpectedly, the two dogs seemed to have negotiated, one of them staggered, their faces hit the ground, and they fell It went down, and even slid forward for a certain distance.

0 ......................

"..."

Everyone was immersed in the performance of Gouzi's application, and when he came in and out, they flashed their waists, and a pain in the face filled Baizhi's whole body.

All the people looked at him blankly, this is what you call a professional, is this what you call a successful hunter?Bai Zhi stroked her chin, and waved her hand impatiently: "What are you looking at? I hit the target, and the big and small ones are just distracting it."

"Ah?" Meijia blinked, and sure enough, two dogs ran over happily, with a black sparrow in their mouths.

"I'll go... Is that okay too?" Yifei couldn't help but swear.

"Did you see that? I said it all. I'm a professional. Do you think everyone is the same as Mr. Zeng!? If you know a little bit, you think you're an expert?" Bai Zhi proudly raised her head, bearing the burden of everyone worship.

Yifei twitched the corner of his mouth and grabbed the sparrow, well, he successfully hit the wings, and now he was struggling in Yifei's hands, and couldn't help sighing: "Hey, it seems that everything is fate! Yes! Now, how do sparrows eat?!"

"That's enough, who is enough?" Bai Zhi complained: "One person can't get a bite, even if you make soup, you can probably handle a bite."

"..."earth.

Chapter 820

"You guys are too much, the sparrow is so cute, how can you eat it?" Mika's compassion was about to explode. Seeing the moment the sparrow struggled, she felt that she should be its savior so that it could Fly freely in the sky.

However, the sound of 'cuckling' in her stomach betrayed her soul, and within two seconds after she finished speaking, she became embarrassed: "Well, it hurts like this, I don't think it can survive here The world of the weak and the strong has survived, so let's be more straightforward and end its sinful life for it!"

"Cut~" Several people curled their lips in disdain.

"Then what should we do? We managed to catch a sparrow, where are we going to hit another sparrow? Do you think you are so lucky every time?" Yifei sighed impatiently, and she didn't believe it when she was killed. Bai Zhi has this ability, it is clearly a blind cat meeting a dead mouse.

"It's okay, actually hunting the ones that fly in the sky is the stupidest way to hunt. We should focus on the ground, because the ground is our territory." Bai Zhi patted her chest: "Daha, go, find the hunter." Is there such a thing as a snake."

"Snake...snake?" Meijia, Yoyo, and Yumo immediately swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "This...isn't it good! Is it too dangerous?"

"Forget it, I still have another trick." Yifei shuddered, waved his hands and said, "Real ninjutsu has never been based on brute force. I can only use the net technique handed down by Hattori Hanzo."

"Tianluodiwangshu?" Not only others don't understand it, even Guan Gu doesn't understand it: "But why have I never heard of it?"

"Humph."

Yifei snorted, and after a while, he found a basket from nowhere, and propped it up with branches.

Guan Gu twitched the corners of his mouth: "Learn and live forever, so this is something handed down by Hattori Hanzo, so he must die with regret!"

"What do you know? It's called outsmarting, it doesn't take much effort, it's a fool's hunt..."

"It's just that the success rate is not high." Bai Zhi complained silently: "We don't have so much time to wait for the prey to take the bait, so I decided to find other delicious food, Yu Mo, let's go! We'll bring them some when we're full. "

"Huh? Are we going to go alone? Will there be snakes?"

"There should be."

"Then I won't go."

"..."

Yu Mo was frightened by Bai Zhi, afraid of encountering something like a snake, no matter how Bai Zhi persuaded him, he just refused to listen, insisting on staying here with Yifei, at least he wouldn't be frightened.

Bai Zhi had no choice but to act alone, still thinking about something that she didn't trust him, but Yu Mo didn't want to go, and he couldn't find something to eat, right?But that's okay, it's easier to move alone.

Bai Zhi thinks about it, but she still finds a bag or something, and if she encounters wild fruits and vegetables, it's easy to pack it!

However, when she returned to the tent, Bai Zhi discovered that Lu Ziqiao's saliva almost completely soaked the stones on the ground, and that's what was called a flying stream going down three thousand feet!

"Hey, Zi Qiao, are you going too far? Could it be that you saw the girl opposite change her clothes?"

"Don't be noisy, they've been joking around! It's quite interesting, would you like to see it?"

"Forget it! I've got to hunt! I tell you, we ain't got nothing to eat."