Bitch living in an apartment

"Peng~"

"Huh?~"

Bai Zhi really punched him, and he grinned his teeth in pain, Bai Zhi twitched the corners of his mouth: "You have something to talk about, don't talk about it.. Fork."

After being punched, Zeng Xiaoxian regained consciousness a lot: "That... I just want to ask you, about your trumpet..."

"You said it earlier~ What's the matter? I'm not Zi Qiao. What do you need so many trumpets? Don't worry, I won't use them outside."

"No, I mean, you have to use it."

"...What the hell?" Bai Zhi was a little confused, and touched Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead: "I don't have a fever! Why did you start talking nonsense?"

"I'm sober." Zeng Xiaoxian pushed Bai Zhi's hand away, he knew he would react like this when he said to deal with it, so he prepared his speech early in the morning. . . .

Chapter 813

"Oh, what do you mean, you want to pass me and have a good time?"

Zeng Xiaoxian talked to Bai Zhi for a long time, and then Bai Zhi understood that Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to use him to find a girlfriend or something to bid farewell to his single life, so if Bai Zhi met some prettier girls, he would use his title.

If Lu Ziqiao were here, maybe he would sigh, Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't seem to be very stupid!He didn't tell Bai Zhi to let him use the trumpet casually, but he knew that he would use it when there were beautiful girls.But if you think about it, there is Lu Ziqiao in this trap, a lesson from the past, and a teacher from the past!Zeng Xiaoxian should pay attention to what he says.

"how do you feel?"

"It's okay." Bai Zhi scratched her head in distress. After all, if a girl strikes up a conversation with him, he can't control it. It's not impossible to lead Zeng Xiaoxian: "But what's good for me?"

"My brother Xian has given you such a nice name, what more benefits do you want?"

"..." Bai Zhi wanted to slap this narcissistic guy's face with a shoe off, as if someone cares about his name. Lao Tzu's name is more poetic 070, ten thousand times more beautiful than yours.

"It's fine if you don't talk about the benefits. Let me remind you that there is a pretty girl here. If you don't make up your mind, I will let you go."

"Okay, okay~" When Zeng Xiaoxian heard about the beautiful girl, he felt as if he had been beaten up: "Is that the girl with the measuring tape and the little blue suit?"

"Yeah~ Did you see it?"

"I see." Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his palms together: "As long as it works out this time, brother Xian will definitely treat you to a good meal, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it."

"You said that." Bai Zhi nodded, and went straight back to the office regardless of whether Zeng Xiaoxian followed.

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head excitedly outside the door, that feeling, as if he had already succeeded, just waiting for Bai Zhi to come out from inside!It's a pity that Bai Zhi still needs a little time, no matter what, he can only go back at night, after sending a text message to Bai Zhi, Zeng Xiaoxian simply went home and waited for him.

As night fell, Shen Yun's sister specially got off work early and invited Bai Zhi to have a meal, saying that she wanted to thank him for his support in starting her company.But when she heard that Bai Zhi agreed because she felt that the company would not be able to continue in a long time, Shen Yun suddenly didn't want to talk. She had never seen such a cheap person before.

"Hey, are you free in a few days?" Shen Yun asked Bai Zhi as if she was constipated.

"What are you doing? Want to catch free labor again? Don't even think about it."

"When did I catch you as a free laborer?" Shen Yun's sister was furious when she heard it, she didn't suffer at all, and she didn't give a price to an acquaintance, so she knew to kill her: "It's my dad~ He wants you to come to our house for dinner."

"Dinner? Why? What's the day like? You didn't push me out as a shield to escape the blind date, did you? Let me tell you, there's no way."

"What's on your mind?" Sister Shen Yun rubbed Bai Zhi's head fiercely: "My dad already knew about you, it was just an ordinary meal, in his words, it took so long No see, let's have a meal together and meet each other, after all, he and his uncle were very good friends before, even if they haven't seen each other for a long time, he hopes that the friendship can continue in the next generation, understand?"

"I don't understand, I think we are very good! You shamelessly dragged me into the group, and now I have to keep it if I don't want to. What if you withhold my salary?"

"..."

Sister Shen Yun rolled her eyes and didn't care, Bai Zhi agreed, she didn't have the heart to take care of the rest, anyway, she can go back with peace of mind now, don't worry about her mother and father stopping for the blind date. Her pocket money is gone.

After deciding on the time and place, Bai Zhi got up to say goodbye, and went to have a meal or something. Bai Zhi was very happy, and he really appreciated this uncle monk.

Back home, when he opened the door and entered 3601, Bai Zhi saw Zeng Xiaoxian's resentful face, and then he remembered that he still had to do something for Zeng Xiaoxian!

"You're finally back." Zeng Xiaoxian said quietly.

"Why are you acting like a resentful woman in a boudoir?" Bai Zhi complained.

"If you don't come back again, Mr. Zeng will wipe the light off this phone." Meijia rolled her eyes and looked at the phone Nunu: "I thought he was trying to call someone with the phone! It turned out to be you! "

"Hehe, the drunkard's intention is not to drink~" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "No, I've got it for you, the phone number, and QQ number, you can add it as you like, but you have to hurry, I'm not sure if she will ask Shen Yun’s information about me, if you misuse it by then, then don’t blame me.”

"Great, Bai Zhi, I love you."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian ran out excitedly.

Both Baizhi and Meijia shuddered uncontrollably, goosebumps fell all over the ground due to the disgusting expression.

When he was going out, he happened to bump into Yifei who was entering the door. Before he could say hello, Zeng Xiaoxian ran back to his apartment. Yifei scratched his head: "What's wrong with him? Did he take some wrong medicine again?"

"Hey, I searched for him thousands of times in the crowd, and suddenly I looked back, but the man was in a dimly lit place. It's a pity, Teacher Zeng will never understand the meaning of this sentence."

"Why, you miss spring too?" Yifei said angrily to Bai Zhi.

"That's not true, it's just that Teacher Zeng asked Bai Zhi for a girl's contact information, and now I'm probably happy to think about where to go with her!" When Meijia said this, she was still staring at Yifei's expression .

Sure enough, she didn't disappoint, Yifei was stunned for a moment, then absent-minded, Bai Zhi estimated that she didn't even know what she said: "Yes... Really? Then congratulate him, he... He finally knows I'm still a bachelor."

"Oh, that's right, you think everyone is like you! You're like a man all day long, blowing up before you can say a word, and you look domineering."

"What did you say?" Yifei really exploded.

"Zeng Xiaoxian said it." Bai Zhi added weakly.

"What else did he say?"

"Eh~" Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Zeng Xiaoxian also said that only blind people will fall in love with you. If you want to have a figure but not a figure, butt or butt, if anyone marries you, you must have eight lifetimes of blood mold. If you live in ancient times, maybe It's the fate of being alone forever, and even a legal marriage can't save you."

"Is there any reason for this? He's tired of living? I haven't offended him, have I? Why arrange me like this? Zeng Xiaoxian, go to hell with me~"

"...".

Chapter 814

Meijia's eyelids twitched when Bai Zhi said these words, and then Yifei went to Zeng Xiaoxian to settle accounts with Zeng Xiaoxian like a rooster with fried hair. Framed Teacher Zeng?! He didn't offend you, did he? Doesn't your conscience hurt like this?"

"Why does it hurt?" Bai Zhi curled her lips: "Mr. Zeng said it himself. When I meet a beautiful girl, I use his name. This is because he begged me to use it. Look, I met Yifei, and she is very fond of Mr. Zeng." It's also interesting, this is very in line with Teacher Zeng's requirements! I use his name, there is nothing wrong with it!"

"Is there anyone else who would make such a cheap request?" Mika took a deep breath.

"Ah~~"

Within a few seconds, there was a hog-killing scream from the next door, accompanied by a crisp roar: "Flash~~ha~"

Both Meijia and Bai Zhi felt their necks were stiff, and moved quickly to feel better. Bai Zhi looked outside the door with a guilty conscience: "Well, if Teacher Zeng and Yifei come to me, just say that Bai Zhi is dead. There is something to burn paper..."

After finishing speaking, Bai Zhi quickly ran out. As for where she went, Mei Jia didn't know, but Mei Jia knew that Bai Zhi's escape skills should not have been covered up. If they didn't wait for him to come back at night, they might not be able to escape. find him.

Bai Zhi, who was going out, didn't go anywhere, just went to the bar to have a look, then went to find Yu Mo, and when they returned home with Yu Mo, they met Lu Ziqiao, who was being chased by the Tibetan mastiff downstairs. When Lu Ziqiao saw Bai Zhi and Yu Mo, he seemed to see a savior.

"Bai Zhi, help!" Lu Ziqiao ran behind Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi glared at the Tibetan mastiff fiercely, then it stopped with a 'woooo~', staring at Lu Ziqiao who was behind Bai Zhi and dared not move forward, Bai Zhi then asked helplessly: "Zi Qiao, why are you Did you offend it? Did you rob her of food?"

"Fart, I don't have such a strong taste. I don't know why it chases me." Lu Ziqiao breathed a sigh of relief: "By the way, why is it so afraid of you!"

"Oh, maybe I smell like Daha and Xiaoha! The dog has a good nose, and Daha and Xiaoha have jointly sanctioned it for countless times. Is it scared?"

"Big ha and little ha are so domineering?" Lu Ziqiao couldn't believe it. Usually, Erha, who only knows how to sell cute houses, has such a domineering side?I really didn't see it!

"That's..." Bai Zhi said proudly. This feeling is like someone else praising his child, but Daha Xiaoha is actually just like his child. When others praise his child, it is a disguised compliment. he's gone~

For his own safety, Lu Ziqiao decided that it would be better to go back with Bai Zhi. What if the dog sees that he is alone, and then bites him?

When they returned home, Zeng Xiaoxian was sitting on the sofa unlovely, and Yifei stared at him aggressively.

Seeing that Bai Zhi had come back, Meijia couldn't help but secretly said to him: "When Sister Yifei went to teach Teacher Zeng a lesson, she happened to meet him contacting the girl you mentioned, so it was a tragedy for Teacher Zeng, and the other party immediately rejected her. He, but Sister Yifei didn't know that you lied to her, and Teacher Zeng also admitted it, so it must have been tortured."

"Then there's nothing wrong with me?"

"almost."

"That's good..." Bai Zhi patted her chest, as long as it's okay!

. . . . . .

A few days later, Bai Zhi went to Shen Yun's sister's house at an appointment, and met the monk uncle, the two husband and wife are not ordinary enthusiasm!Treat Bai Zhi as his own son.

No, to be precise, they wanted Bai Zhi to be their son, and they wanted Bai Zhi to be their son. They just happened to be short of a son, and Bai Zhi was suitable, but Bai Zhi politely refused.

Although they feel that it is a pity, they still warmly invite them to come to their home every Chinese New Year.

This is not a problem, Bai Zhi agreed.

This morning, Yu Mo had a rare free time, so he took Yifei Youyou and Bai Zhi to go shopping. Shopping~ Inevitably, a lot of shopping, Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao regretted coming out. When they went back, They are covered with things, even their mouths are not spared.

Finally back home, the two of them struggled to put their things on the sofa, panting from exhaustion, Lu Ziqiao waved his hands: "Oh my god~ I knew that you would be so kind to lure us when you go shopping? It must be free labor."

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"Isn't it just to mention something? Look at your bear."

"Is this called a little?" Lu Ziqiao asked dissatisfiedly.

Bai Zhi curled her lips and expressed her dissatisfaction, but her eyes were on the yellow tent inside the house: "What is this? We didn't have it when we went out. When did we have an extra tent at home?"

"Huh? Something's moving."

"Who is so tasteless, who can't live without a room, and insists on living in such an ugly tent?" Bai Zhi pouted and asked, "Don't dare to let him live here at night, or it will scare people to death when they get up to go to the bathroom."

A few people surrounded them curiously. At this time, in the transparent place, a face was tightly stuck there, which startled Yu Mo and the others, and everyone saw clearly: "Teacher Zeng? So it's you!"

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"Let me out, I can't get out." Zeng Xiaoxian moaned.

"Why, you want to survive in the wild? Learn how to set up a tent first?" Bai Zhi asked mockingly.

"Maybe he was blacklisted by the landlord. In order to prevent sleeping on the street, he learned how to put up a tent first." Yifei laughed mercilessly.

"Either you guys come in and chat, or let me out." Seeing that they were still making sarcastic remarks, Zeng Xiaoxian yelled dissatisfied.

At this moment, Yoyo wanted to let people out, but when she saw the zipper, she laughed: "Hahaha, it turned out that he put the zipper upside down! No wonder he couldn't come out!"

"Zi Qiao, I'll give you 50 yuan, and you release me." Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to use money offensively.

Finally, Lu Ziqiao happily opened the zipper, and Zeng Xiaoxian quickly crawled out, as if fleeing from a beast, but this could not avoid other people's ridicule: "However, since you put the zipper upside down, I wonder if you How did you lock yourself in? I'll pay you a hundred dollars, and you can show me the show again."

Several people nodded frantically, because they wanted to see it too, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't care, but scolded righteously: "Superficial, this is just a small accident, such a great masterpiece, you have ignored it."

"A great masterpiece?" Yifei glanced at it and nodded, "It's really great, at least we can't reverse the zipper."

"..."earth.

Chapter 815

"What do you know? This is my talent, my innate talent. I've inquired about it. This is a tent that would take three adults an hour to complete, but it only took me three It was already completed when I was young, and there was no need to read the instruction manual at all. Hey, after living most of my life, I only now realize that I actually have such a great talent."

"No wonder you even installed the zipper backwards!" Yu Mo laughed.

"What does it mean to put the zipper upside down? It's just to put the zipper upside down." Zeng Xiaoxian emphasized the word "just" and then continued to sigh: "Moreover, from the half hour I struggled just now Look, this tent is set up very firmly, it is more than enough to protect against the wind and rain."

"I don't believe it, unless you try it with water." Bai Zhi curled her lips: "If you bring the water to flush the toilet and it still hasn't poured, I will believe your words."

"Ha~" Zeng Xiaoxian felt disdainful, how much water can flush the toilet?Can you still rush out the tent?

"I'm still more curious about how you got in."

"Vulgar, vulgar, vulgar, I think you are jealous of my talent." Seeing everyone, Zeng Xiaoxian cared about teasing him, so he couldn't help comforting himself with this reason.

Yifei sneered after hearing this: "Putting a tent is considered a talent? Each of us has talent, why don't you say it?"

"Can you build a tent without reading the manual?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked back.

"Of course it's not such a stomach-ache talent." Yifei said mercilessly, "For example, I'm born with ninjutsu, Ziqiao is attractive to the opposite sex, and Baizhi is born with the aura of protagonist, even if she goes out, she can find money. Mo can single-handedly turn decay into a magical makeup technique; Yoyo can cry in three seconds; Guan Gu has imagination, so he can draw and cook; as for Mika~"

"She has dimples, and she can talk to small animals."

"Oh, no wonder I was bitten by that Tibetan mastiff downstairs out of nowhere last time. I thought it was her instigation. If Bai Zhi hadn't passed by and saved me, I would still be vaccinated in the hospital now!"

Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian jokingly: "How is it? It seems that our talents are more useful than yours~"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a long time, curled his lips fiercely, and got into the tent.

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian had lost confidence, Youyou had no choice but to go over to comfort him: "Don't be discouraged, Mr. Zeng, although the tenting technique is a little worse for wall penetration and invisibility, but it's better than nothing, right?"