Bitch living in an apartment

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao swallowed their saliva, damn it, you actually chose a time when the night is dark and the wind is high, aren't you afraid of being shot?The other party hates you to the bone!If someone shoots you with a brick, you don't even know who did it if you call the police.

Hurry to grab Bai Zhi, but it was too late, Bai Zhi had already sent the message, they covered their faces helplessly.

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gudan said in pain, "Bai Zhi, if you go tomorrow, you will die a miserable death."

"Who said that?" Bai Zhibai glanced at him: "You don't have much confidence in me, do you?"

"But, two fists are no match for four hands!"

"That's right! Bai Bai, there are a lot of people in the family, you may have an accident if you go, and it's still in the middle of the night." Yu Mo dissuaded with some worry.

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Do I look like the kind of person who will be provoked and can do anything when his brain is hot?"

"picture."

"..." Bai Zhi had no choice but to sigh: "I said ten o'clock tomorrow, but I didn't say it was ten o'clock in the evening, so ten o'clock in the morning can't be done? They understand it as ten o'clock in the evening, so it's none of my business. "

"..." Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, but they still gave Bai Zhi a thumbs up, dirty, this trick is dirty enough, I like it.

Bai Zhi proudly said to 063: "Also, let me tell you, I checked the weather forecast, and it will rain tomorrow night, and it will still be thunderstorms. Tell me, if we rent the live-action CS hall, and when they are waiting for people at the venue What will happen to them if we directly lock the shelter from the rain?"

"Pfft~"

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at each other, and they both saw joy and fear in each other's eyes. After a night of rain, Iron Man couldn't handle it!Although it sounds cruel, but. . .I like.

The three showed wretched smiles, that's right!Let you go crazy, let you pretend, and provoke a guy who is idle and hurts but still holds grudges, how sad are you?

Yu Mo heard Bai Zhi's plan, shuddered, and began to mourn for her.

"Bai Bai, isn't it too cruel for you to do this?"

"Yu Mo, you don't even know how hateful they are. When Zi Qiao and Guan Gu were disconnected, three people chased me and beat me."

"Ah? That's too much?" Yu Mo said angrily: "Then why don't we add a speaker to the live CS field, and then play the sound of wolves howling all night?"

"..."

"You can have this." Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, and she gave Yu Mo's idea a hundred likes. He could already imagine their expressions that night, it was simply refreshing! .

Chapter 802

The next morning, at ten o'clock, Bai Zhi came to the CS live-action arena as scheduled. As expected, no one came, and everyone subconsciously thought it was ten o'clock in the evening. The boss has negotiated a deal, renting it for one night tonight, even Bai Zhi has paid for it.

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu came to join in the fun, but for some reason, when they saw this venue, they suddenly had an impulse. . .

As originally planned, they just took a look and then went back, ready to watch a good show tonight.

Zeng Xiaoxian was still worried about Bai Zhi lying to him yesterday, so he woke up at this very rare time, and asked Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, why did you lie to me? Do you know how difficult it is for me to get in? After I go out I can't get in."

"Then do you know how difficult it is for us to reach the semi-finals?" Bai Zhi asked him quietly: "You think you are playing passers-by? You joined if you wanted to?"

"I... didn't I want to help you~" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately faltered, and then he realized who he was questioning, and he had a reason, if he didn't, he would be hung up and beaten in minutes of.

Bai Zhi curled her lips and ignored him, but since Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao saw Yu Mo's talent yesterday, she insisted on watching the match today. According to them, it was a critical time to save the game, Yu Mo I had no choice but to arrange a good time, go down and prepare popcorn to watch the battle.

Bai Zhi suddenly remembered the matter of Nuo Lan. Bai Zhi still needs to pay attention to this important information: "Mr. Zeng, how is your Peter Zhu and your new colleague?"

"You mean Nuolan?" Zeng Xiaoxian reacted immediately, and then became excited: "You don't even know what happened, it's so explosive. Let me tell you that Peter Zhu originally wanted to invite Nuolan to meet his parents for dinner tomorrow night." , Guess what Nolan said ¨‖?"

"She said, she's married?" Bai Zhi frowned.

"Ah bah..." Zeng Xiaoxian was displeased when he heard it: "What reason are you talking about? Peter Zhu said his mother knew the constellations, and when he asked Nuo Lan, she actually said that she was from the constellation of Aviary, hahahaha~ You don't even know Peter Zhu's expression. In the end, even the phone was thrown downstairs, and the 'clang' sound sounds so crisp! Haha...hahaha~~"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed loudly, and found that Bai Zhi, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at his crazy laugh like idiots, which made him feel like a crow was flying over his head.

Bai Zhi suddenly felt heartbroken and was afraid to pat Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "Mr. Zeng, are you stupid? What's so funny about the white bird constellation? Isn't this normal?"

"Are you talking nonsense?! Where did the constellation White Bird come from in the zodiac?" Zeng Xiaoxian froze for a moment, then quickly shook Bai Zhi's hand away to prevent the idiot from being infected.

Bai Zhi shook her head and sighed: "Hey..."

Lu Ziqiao was very cooperative and also glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with the eyes of caring for the mentally retarded. Guan Gu was not to be outdone, and the two shook their heads. Then walked out.

Zeng Xiaoxian was confused, what do these mean?Did I make a mistake?There is no white bird in the zodiac!Could it be. . .Did I remember wrongly?

"Hey, no, no, what do you mean? Can you make it clear? Don't go, don't go..."

Lu Ziqiao, Guan Gu and the others didn't give Zeng Xiaoxian a chance to ask questions, they ran fast, and quickly pressed the elevator, Zeng Xiaoxian could only stand still and hesitate.

Yifei also happened to come from the other side of the room. Seeing that the elevator had just come down, she couldn't help but sighed, and had to wait again: "Zeng Xiaoxian, is there something wrong with you? You don't even go in when the elevator comes? Are you still there?" Waiting stupidly?"

"You're the only one who's wrong." Zeng Xiaoxian wasn't very happy when they responded to him for a while, and it was even more unpleasant to be bullied by Yifei, but he seemed to remember something: "By the way, Yifei, the constellation Is there a white bird in it?!"

"Hehehehe~" Yifei sneered, and did not answer his words directly: "Of course, you have time-traveled, right? You don't know about this kind of thing?"

"I...traveled?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be constipated, and looked at Yifei with a guilty conscience: "Then...that...how come? I'm just testing you."

"What are you testing me for?"

"Uh, about... I need to do a survey on the population base of horoscope applications and horoscope beliefs. You also know that I am an emotional show host. You can better deal with emotional issues by referring to horoscopes, so if you have time, Let me talk about some characteristics of the white bird first."

Yifei rolled his eyes: "` ‖It's time! It's not that there is no time, if you insist on listening, then I will tell you, White Bird, this is a very special constellation. You always know, right?"

"Know?! What's wrong."

"Leap February means there will be an extra month, and this extra month, although it is also called February, but it is the No.13 month of this year, and people born in this month are white bird.

What are the characteristics of this constellation?In fact, it is simple and simple, and it is complicated and complicated. The most direct feature is that it has a weak sense of presence and a very low-key personality. Most of them are like programmers!Designer!The kind of people who work silently behind the scenes. "

"Isn't that very rare?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to understand a little bit.

"Of course, and there is no regularity in this month's appearance, sometimes once in decades, sometimes once in a hundred years, have you met it before? I suggest you don't let it go, if it is a man, you can sworn brothers of the opposite sex , women can become sisters, and you will become very lucky in this way." Yifei explained to Zeng Xiaoxian with earnestness.

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded, then shook his head: "What~ I'm just investigating, who met you?!"

"That's really a pity." Yifei sighed with some disappointment: "Otherwise, if you introduce it to me, I will treat you to a meal."

"Hehehe~ You really know how to joke." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry. He confirmed that he had traveled through time. He had never heard of this kind of statement. Son, this is also the first time he has heard of it, and it is also the first time he has told them about Nuo Lan, so there is no reason why he would unite with such a tacit understanding to trick him!

Bai Zhi walked on the road, sneezed hard, and suddenly felt a little puzzled: "I'm going, who is scolding me? It must be Mr. Zeng, this guy is probably to blame us for lying to him~".

Chapter 803

"Baizhi, Lu Ziqiao, Guan Gu?"

The three of them were chatting in different directions at the bar, but Yifei rushed in aggressively, making Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao tremble, but Bai Zhi calmly raised her head and glanced at her, and asked confidently: "What's the matter? Didn't you see that brother was discussing important matters? If you are talking about something to teach me, then you can go, I don't have time to talk to you. "

Yifei didn't care, and slapped the table hard: "Let me ask you, did you lie to Zeng Xiaoxian about the Avius? Do you know what the consequences will be?"

Bai Zhi's eyelids twitched, what would happen?Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other, unable to figure out what the consequences would be: "You mean, Teacher Zeng was beaten when he went out to chat with people because of what we said?"

After much deliberation, they all felt that only this excuse could cause too much influence.

Yifei's complexion suddenly changed: "The consequence is... I'm so happy, remember to be unified and easy to say, the sign of White Bird was born in February, and his personality is low-key."

"Leap February?" Bai Zhi touched her chin: "I remember that the 063 constellation is calculated according to the solar calendar, right? What you mean seems to be the calculation of the lunar calendar. Are you sure it can fool him?"

"However, he has already believed it. I told him that those born in February, no matter what the Gregorian calendar is, are in the constellation of White Bird. He should ask Yoyo and Mika now, but I have already sent a text message to let them know. They don't want to reveal their secrets, it's up to you."

"But, what's your purpose?" Lu Ziqiao complained silently, "What good will it do you if you lie to him like this? I can't find anything interesting in a hurry?! Unless you can think of something interesting."

"Of course there is." Yifei proudly puffed her chest out: "But I haven't thought of it yet, but I told him that if he meets a person with the sign of White Bird, he should take care of her, take care of her, and make friends with her."

Bai Zhi sprayed out a mouthful of water, spraying Yifei into a drowned chicken, but he just looked at Yifei strangely, and silently handed over a tissue.

The corner of Yifei's mouth twitched and wiped off the alcohol on his face: "Baizhi, you'd better give me a satisfactory explanation, or I'll kill you."

"Explain, just explain." Bai Zhi said silently: "Mr. Zeng told us before that his new colleague is a white bird, and she is also a very beautiful woman. If you tell him like that, won't it make you laugh?" Teacher Zeng chased after this female colleague, oh, Yifei, I didn't expect you to have such a big heart!"

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu stared at Yifei equally strangely, they were also a little speechless, although they knew that Yifei didn't mean it, but does this count as pushing their man into someone else's arms?

Yifei was stunned for half a second, then smiled awkwardly: "Yes...is that so? And this thing?! How do I know."

"You never asked again."

"I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first." After Yifei heard the news, she was visibly fidgeting, and after a few twists, she made up an excuse and ran out, even forgetting to take her bag.

"What is she going to do?"

"It goes without saying, of course it's a reminder to Zeng Xiaoxian, don't look at Yifei's stubborn mouth, but he still has Teacher Zeng in his heart." Lu Ziqiao shook his head, it really was a very serious consequence.

Although they didn't know why Yifei would go to cheat Zeng Xiaoxian, but the result was not so good, they just teased casually, making Zeng Xiaoxian feel uncomfortable for a few days, Yifei really wanted to die!

"It doesn't matter, Bai Zhi, Guan Gu, come, let's discuss the tactics for this afternoon." When Lu Ziqiao talked about this game, he became full of enthusiasm. Although his tactics were either squatting or lying down, he still never tired of talking .

Time passed slowly, and finally arrived in the afternoon. The finals that Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu were looking forward to finally came. This was a shocking moment, and Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu suddenly became nervous.

But when they saw Bai Zhi was there, they suddenly became less nervous. Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder: "Bai Zhi, let's discuss something~"

"Say."

"Or, if you let Yu Mo win, I think she is more reliable than you."

"..." Bai Zhi felt that her skills had been greatly insulted, what does it mean that Yu Mo would be more reliable than him?Yu Mo just killed a wall, and you asked to replace me, the one who led you to the semi-finals?Do you have any humanity left? !It is still decided that Bai Zhi is too old to lift a knife.

With Bai Zhi's violent temper, this is absolutely unbearable! ?then. . .

"Ah~~~ Don't, don't, Bai Zhi, I don't dare, I don't dare..." Lu Ziqiao cried and was tied to a chair, and then stood upside down on the wall. The computer was hung upside down, allowing Lu Ziqiao to play games on his head.

Guan Gu took a deep breath, and couldn't help swallowing when he saw Lu Ziqiao's miserable appearance. Fortunately, he was not the one who was talking about it, or he should be the one who hung up playing the game, right?

"Hurry up, the game is about to start." Bai Zhi glanced at him, entered the game smoothly, entered the room, and waited for everyone to come in.

As expected, Yu Mo came to watch their competition very faithfully, but when she saw Lu Ziqiao's appearance, she was a little curious: "Yo? Ziqiao can also play games on his head? Isn't he very good~"

"Amazing, isn't it?" Bai Zhi said with a smile: "The next time I let him eat instant noodles on his head, I think it will be wonderful."

Yu Mo was stunned for a moment, and instantly knew that this was Bai Zhi's masterpiece, so he couldn't laugh or cry, no wonder Lu Ziqiao made such a showy operation, it was accepted? !

Hearing this, Lu Ziqiao shuddered fiercely when he thought of the scene where he was eating instant noodles standing on his head: "Bai Zhi, I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never dare again, I don't want to eat instant noodles on my head, please is you..."

"you swear."

"I swear, I, Lu Ziqiao, dare not mention the matter of replacing you again, otherwise I will be struck by lightning and die a terrible death."

"Otherwise you will be alone all your life, and all your girlfriends will become monks."

"Okay, if I do it again, all my girlfriends will become monks." Lu Ziqiao had no choice but to agree, "Can you let me go now? I'm almost out of breath."

Lu Ziqiao was congested with blood because of standing on his head, his whole face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, and as soon as he poked it with a needle, he would immediately bleed.

After being put down, Lu Ziqiao gasped for breath. This was much more exciting than a roller coaster ride, and he might be treated as a sandbag and punched a few times, but who made him talk cheap? !Facing a guy who became angry from embarrassment, as a vulnerable group, he would die miserably. .

Chapter 804

When they won the championship, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu were undoubtedly very moved. They almost jumped up and hit the ceiling. However, Yu Mo was sitting in Lu Ziqiao's place, and he stood nervously behind. watching.

The reason is very simple. Lu Ziqiao got nervous and went to the toilet. Then, when he came back, he found that they had finished fighting.

"Hahaha, I knew that the championship must be ours, and my prize money is coming." Lu Ziqiao danced excitedly.

"Wait, wait, you didn't tell me that there is a bonus!?" Bai Zhi was stunned. The two guys only said that there was food, but they didn't say that there was a bonus.

"He didn't tell me that there was a bonus!?" Guan Gu was also stunned. This match was also invited by Lu Ziqiao. A few dinners, but never said that there is a bonus- thing? !

Lu Ziqiao was startled, and then coughed: "It's not a bonus, it's not a bonus, it's a bet I placed on Xiao Hei's place. I bet on us to win, and you lose four. I bet one-hundred."

Xiao Hei has also learned to be good, no matter what they have, they will never make the odds so outrageous, otherwise he should really run away, but they are completely different from Zeng Xiaoxian this time, and the odds are reasonable among.

However, it seemed impossible for him to just fool around like this: "Don't change the subject, I obviously heard you talking about the bonus, say, how much bonus is there?"

"This... this..." Lu Ziqiao showed a bitter expression, why did he have to be so cheap!But faced with Guan Gu and Bai Zhi's double questioning, Lu Ziqiao had to tell the truth: "Okay! There is indeed a bonus, but it's just a virtual currency in the game, about 500 yuan."

"Depend on..."

Bai Zhi and Guan Gu rolled their eyes, the value of 500 yuan in virtual currency is greatly reduced, Bai Zhi and Guan Gu are not people who often play games, so the extra 500 yuan doesn't seem to be of much use! ?Their team was formed just for fun! ?

"Finished? Baibai, let's go eat~" Yu Mo got up from Lu Ziqiao's position, feeling a little hungry, so it's better to go eat something.

Bai Zhi has no objection, but it's different now: "Then let's eat small plate chicken, just in time, we won the championship, and we can eat for free, so let's celebrate it."

Yu Mo casually agreed, and they quit the game, but they didn't realize that the 'Village girl is here' team kept clamoring on the public screen, telling them to come to the appointment on time at ten o'clock today.

It's a pity that Bai Zhi and the others didn't plan to go at all at night, and they even prepared some small gifts for them. They are destined to suffer a lot tonight.

But fortunately, it's summer now, and the weather is very hot, even at night, it's not surprising, it's just a little rain, it's not a problem. . .