Bitch living in an apartment

Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "' ‖ Guan Gu, I think that if Meijia locks the door at night and takes away Guan Gu's key, maybe Guan Gu will compromise in a few days."

"I really want to." Meijia shook her head, "We lock the door every day, but I can't stand the insider, Yoyo! What's the use of taking the key, she's going to open the door, it's useless for you to plant a mine at the door. "

What Meijia was talking about was undoubtedly Yoyo, these two dogs and men, working together, even if they took Guan Gu's key, they couldn't hold him back.

"Oh~ don't force us, we just think it's necessary to leave a private space for the other party, and distance creates beauty, and a longer distance is conducive to the fermentation of feelings."

"Now that you have brewed the wine, why are you still fermenting it? Who told you that getting closer is bad for your relationship? You see, Yu Mo and I have not always had a good relationship." Bai Zhi said, in order to prove that their relationship is good, Kissed Yu Mo's face (Zhao Dehao).

Several people looked at this scene helplessly, although you want to persuade Guan Gu and Yoyo, but there is no need to do this, right?How can you embarrass us single dogs?

But if they don't dislike you, if they don't persuade Youyou and Guan Gu today, they won't give up: "That's right, look at Bai Zhi and Yu Mo, they have lived together longer than you, and they seldom quarrel, which means this It's not a problem of distance, but a problem of your character.

Besides, you guys have been together for so long, and it seems that you are likely to go to the palace of marriage, just in time to adjust your character!Otherwise, it would not be a tragedy to discover the problem after getting married. "

"It's too early to get married! What's the rush?"

"We are not talking about marriage now, we are talking about cohabitation. Now that you have reached this stage, you should do what you should do like couples all over the world."

"...".

Chapter 706

"But we are already doing what couples all over the world should do!"

"Who said that?" Lu Ziqiao was not happy when he heard this: "I can bear the night attack, and I admit to gnawing each other in public, but you have seen a couple who are face-to-face and still have to call Is it? Especially when you’re talking about very philosophical issues.”

Bai Zhi sighed: "I'll give you two days to live together, or we will help you move together."

"Does that make any difference?"

"Difference? Of course there is a difference." Bai Zhi pointed her mouth behind them: "The former is facing us, and the latter is facing behind you."

Everyone turned their heads, and Yifei walked over with catwalks in a leather jacket. For a moment, everyone forgot about Yoyo and Guan Gu, and started booing. Lu Ziqiao took out a leather whip from the bag just now, and handed it Gave Yifei.

"After class, come to my office, both of you." Yifei pointed to Guan Gu and Yoyo, but a whip came to Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and she really complied with that sentence, killing you, a post-[-]s wretch. . . .

Several people held back their laughter and watched Zeng Xiaoxian grin his teeth. This Zeng Xiaoxian was unlucky enough for 713 to be whipped just like that. . .

. . . . . .

It will be there in two days, Guan Gu and Yoyo seem to be moved by what Bai Zhi and the others said, Yoyo hasn't moved yet, but Guan Gu seems to have let go.

Therefore, he found Bai Zhi on the last day of the deadline.

Of course, he didn't directly say that he was willing to move here, but said euphemistically that he had this idea, but there were still some difficulties to overcome.

Bai Zhi pretended to be listening attentively, waiting for Guan Gu to continue.

Guan Gu stroked his chin, thinking about how to tell Bai Zhi, and finally said, "Bai Zhi, do you have any friends?"

"..." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Isn't this nonsense?"

"I'm talking about the kind of friend who can accompany you on adventures, spend lonely time with you, and talk about everything." Guan Gu quickly explained.

"This..." Bai Zhi thought for a while.

Seeing that Bai Zhi still didn't understand, Guan Gu continued to guide him: "That kind of friend who is everywhere and inseparable?"

"Oh~ I see." Bai Zhi nodded, isn't this the imaginary friend that Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao talked about?Bai Zhi still understands it very well: "Yes! There must be!"

"Then how did you handle the relationship between him and his girlfriend?" Guan Gu asked in surprise.

"How to deal with his relationship with his girlfriend?" Bai Zhi stroked her chin: "Let me think about it!"

"Do you need to think about it? Yu Mo gets along well with others, which means you have experience!" Guan Gu asked weakly.

Bai Zhi propped her chin: "No, it's not this problem. If you want to talk about friends in fantasy, this happened a long time ago. After I made my first girlfriend, this matter was resolved, so I will think about it again." How did you solve it?"

"..." Guan Gu felt helpless, was it a long time ago?

The friend in the fantasy, Bai Zhi has this experience, although what is said here is more fantasy, but it can be explained clearly, in more normal terms, it is something that has accompanied you through every lonely night.

A game console, or a doll, or a novel, or a tree outside the window.

If you use more mysterious words!Just like the 'spirit' in "Soul Ferry", this is the so-called fantasy friend.

Bai Zhi had wanted to answer this question a long time ago. He felt that this imaginary friend was really similar to the 'Ling' in it, so he named this friend 'Ling'.

Since Bai Zhi came here through time travel, he has a secret that cannot be known to others.Similarly, although everyone wants to go back to childhood, if they go back, will everyone be as naive as before?

The answer is impossible. Maybe when you think about your past, you will feel ashamed and unable to meet people.

　 　It is also the reason why Bai Zhi was lonely a long time ago. He was in a very embarrassing age group. He felt childish among his peers, and he was regarded as a child by the elderly. Therefore, there is an imaginary friend. Yes for sure.

"Her name is Ling. If you have to say how to deal with it, let Ling be my girlfriend and become my first love!"

"Nani?" Guan Gu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, he thought of when Mario was substituted into Yoyo. . .

Ma Dan, break up, definitely break up, Mario was his playmate when he was a child, but he used it as a girlfriend, isn't this too heavy taste?

"Is there no other way?" Guan Gu asked helplessly.

"There is also a way." Bai Zhi shrugged: "Let Yoyo accept him, isn't that all right?"

"Let Yoyo accept him?" Guan Gu scratched his head, obviously not understanding.

Bai Zhi nodded: "That's right, friends in fantasy are nothing more than objects in reality as a medium. Your playmate is Mario, and that thing must be a game console. It is not a very good idea for Yoyo to accept a game console." Difficult question?"

"Yes~ Thank you, Bai Zhi, I'll try it." Guan Gu ran out after saying that, Bai Zhi stared at the inexplicably excited Guan Gu with a dumbfounded look, and shook her head helplessly.

Did he really understand?maybe!Understand it or not, everyone has to go through this process, the method is personal and may not be suitable for another person.

Regardless of whether Guan Gu persuaded Mario to accept Yoyo, while Bai Zhi was sitting comfortably on the sofa watching TV, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the room.

"Baizhi, are you going out to eat?"

"Go, definitely go!" Bai Zhi immediately turned off the TV and got up. He hasn't cooked until now, of course he is too lazy to do it, so he must go out to eat.

"Call Yifei Youyou and Meijia?" Zeng Xiaoxian suggested: "By the way, where is Guan Gu! How about calling him?"

"He probably doesn't have time." Bai Zhi rested her hands on the back of her head: "He's busy dealing with cohabitation with Yoyo!"

"He agreed?" The two asked in surprise.

"Eh..." Bai Zhi scratched her head: "I don't know if this is considered an agreement, but I do have this idea for sure, but he said that he has some doubts that need to be resolved, and he came to me just now! Ask me how I handle friendship and love."

"Could it be... Guan Gu's good friend and Yoyo fell into the water at the same time?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously.

"Of course not, how should I put it?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "To be precise, it is to deal with it. Do you understand the relationship with it?"

Bai Zhi pointed to her brain and heart, and Lu Ziqiao instantly understood, but it was Zeng Xiaoxian who looked confused and didn't know what Bai Zhi was talking about.

"Understood." Lu Ziqiao nodded sympathetically.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face twitched: "What are you talking about? A new secret code?".

Chapter 707

After finding Yoyo, Yifei, and Meijia, they called Yumo by the way, and they went straight to the restaurant downstairs, but Yifei seemed to be absent-minded, and didn't have any energy to order food.

Zeng Xiaoxian yelled several times in a row, and Yifei finally realized: "Ah? What did you call me just now?"

"What are you thinking? When crossing the road, you were almost hit, do you know that?" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed exaggeratedly.

Yifei covered her forehead in embarrassment, and expressed her doubts helplessly: "Actually, it's nothing, I just had a nightmare."

"Wow, there are still things in this world that you are afraid of?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled exaggeratedly, as if he had discovered a new world: "Isn't it that nightmares are usually afraid of you?-"

"You die." Yifei pushed him away dissatisfied, and just explained lightly: "I just didn't think about how to deal with these students. You said that I am fierce and not good, so easy to talk It's not good either, what can you do - no?"

"Can't you make a compromise?" Bai Zhi poured a drink for herself and Yu Mo: "Who made you so extreme?"

"Then there's nothing special about it." Yifei retorted directly: "Is Hu Yifei like that kind of person? Just do the best you can, what's the point of messing around every day?"

"Typical pressure is too much, and things will be reversed." Bai Zhi complained.

Yu Mo put a snack into Bai Zhi's mouth: "Stop being sarcastic, Yi Fei, you can threaten them with failing subjects! You know how many subjects you fail now, you will be persuaded to quit, and if you fail elective courses, They will lose their lives, and they will definitely not dare to mess around."

"That's right! Sister Yifei, I think you can't be too polite to these students. For some students, if you are too polite, you have to push forward. If you want to pass, your attitude is not good enough, and you don't even hand in your papers." Youyou very much agrees Yu Mo's suggestion: "Our teacher is too polite. I still remember his famous saying: trouble the students who are listening to the song in the front, and say a word to the students who are talking in the middle. Be quiet, so as not to disturb the students who are sleeping in the back. . .Hahaha..."

"..."

After a while of silence, Yoyo laughed for a long time, and realized that she didn't agree with her at all, until later everyone saw that Yoyo was too embarrassed, and after a few perfunctory calls, Yoyo almost lowered her head under the table.

"No, you just know that if it's that simple, I'll be so annoying? It's not that I haven't been a teacher before. I've seen things like failing subjects a lot, and it's not new at all.

Those students have policies at the top and countermeasures at the bottom. Besides, elective courses are two-way choices. If you take elective courses, people will fail them, so they just don’t enroll in your class. I don’t want to do this kind of thing. So what if there are many people this year?There will be no one next semester. "

"Woo woo woo ~ wave, thick @#￥%" Bai Zhi said a few words vaguely, and the few people who listened were puzzled.

"What did you say?" Yifei asked helplessly.

"I said..." Bai Zhi swallowed the dessert that Yu Mo stuffed him again, he felt that he should be full before the food was served: "You are a teacher, not a waiter, you don't need to think about such messy things, you Just teach yourself well.

If you are really afraid that no one will attend your class, then pay a little attention to the problem of user experience, just like when I design clothes, how do I wear them comfortably? Everyone is like this now. For the same thing, I must choose a better one. up. "

"Aren't you a teacher or a waiter? Why do you want to think about how comfortable others are?"

"Don't be so brainy, can you?" Bai Zhi spread her hands: "User experience can cover any field. If you want to be popular, it is definitely not enough to be a teacher. Now there are teachers everywhere, and you can do anything. To be called a teacher, especially in this fast food era, besides being responsible, you have to think about how to make people accept what you say, this is the kingly way."

"It sounds reasonable, but it's the first time I've heard that teaching others' knowledge requires consideration of other people's experience." Yifei nodded, but still felt a little strange.

"You have to learn to adapt." Lu Ziqiao stood up and supported Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi is right, there are too many teachers now, and any cat or dog dares to call themselves a teacher. When "being a father" becomes "a mother who gives milk", you want to attract people to the class. Isn't this to increase the market attractiveness?

As for you feeling strange, it’s okay. Everyone has to make a choice when they develop to a certain stage. When accepting new things, they will be a little uncomfortable. After getting started, there will be no such illusion. "

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"That's right, Zi Qiao, are you good at analysis?"

"So... Teacher Lu Ziqiao reminds you to experience the new era of cohabitation with Guan Gu, and you will gain something." Lu Ziqiao took advantage of the situation to persuade Yoyo.

"Ah? Why are you saying this again?" Youyou has been annoyed for the past two days. Every time they saw her and Guan Gu chewing each other, they would jump out and ask them to move together.

It's embarrassing, neither playing nor not playing.

"Hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed loudly: "You can do it, Yoyo, you are just shy, Yifei is afraid, the spicy teacher is too murderous, and Mr. Hao can't control the scene, she is in a mess now."

 …  

"This kind of problem can be analyzed casually." Bai Zhi shook her head: "It's not so complicated, as long as you don't wear slippers to class, you can talk about anything."

"Oh, I see, sister Yifei, it seems that I can only teach you how to use the trump card." Meijia looked at Yifei seriously.

Yifei blinked and asked curiously, "What's the trump card? Couldn't it be changing the leather pants into a leather skirt?"

"Of course not, am I that unreliable?" Meijia retorted unhappily: "It's another essential thing for a woman. People in the world call it femininity."

"Oh???" Bai Zhi nodded, suddenly realized: "You mean, give Yifei a body odor?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

Seeing that Meijia didn't speak, Baizhi thought she was right: "I'm good at this~ I'll save the leftovers when I cook next time, and put them in a bag after they go bad, and hang them on your body to solve the problem .”

Yifei covered her mouth and almost didn't spit it out. Meijia threw her head on the table: "In your eyes, is this what femininity is?"

"Don't vixen all have body odor? Do you think there is anyone more feminine than vixen?"

"..."

A few people can't laugh or cry, this explanation. . .There's nothing wrong with it, otherwise how can a vixen be able to seduce people?Isn't it very feminine?work.

Chapter 708

"No, you're never finished." Yifei patted the table, and finally lost her temper. What are you doing, you have to make some body odor, and now they are eating!Can you stop being so disgusting.

Bai Zhi shrank her neck, and sat a little aggrieved. She kindly helped, but was yelled at. It's too deceitful. Who will help you in the future?

"Meijia, keep talking." Yifei breathed a sigh of relief.

Meijia coughed: "I... Where did I just say?"