Bitch living in an apartment

"It's in the apartment, but Meijia, the next thing I want to remind you is to be mentally prepared."

"What do you mean? Didn't you say he came back to life?" Meijia's heart skipped a beat.

"Yes, that's what you said." Bai Zhi nodded: "But you have to know, one radish and one hole, since you want to replace with a new body, you need a corpse that just died."

"I know, it doesn't matter, I know it will change, as long as he is Zi Qiao."

Bai Zhi ignored her, but continued: "At that time, there was only one body that met the requirements, and it was a female corpse, so..."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei almost spit out a mouthful of blood, I'll go, this story. . .It's getting more and more exciting.There are twists and turns!They completely handed over the right to speak to Bai Zhi, if you can't make it up, I will beat you to death.

"You mean, Ziqiao turned into a woman?" Meijia asked in shock.

"Yes, although we have raised funds to allow him to have plastic surgery, which is similar to the original Lu Ziqiao, but because of this brain replacement surgery, we have no way to support him to change gender. We can only have plastic surgery. This is already the limit. So, you have to be prepared, you will meet a different Lu Ziqiao."

Meijia was silent for a while, and then digested what Bai Zhi said: "Okay~ I'm ready, you take me to see him first!"

Bai Zhi patted Meijia's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Meijia, you need to wait for this, you may not know that because he has become like this, he has become a little inferior, so we have to use a special method to let him come out to meet .”

"What do I need to do? I am willing to do anything." Meijia said quickly.

"Cheerful." Bai Zhi clapped her hands together: "You know, the person he feels the most ashamed to see is you, so you have to change your face to see him, and you have to pretend to be a confidant big sister, Only in this way can he comfort his wounded heart, after all, you must not reveal your identity, understand?"

"Understood." Mika readily agreed.

"Yeah, okay~ If that's the case, then it's easy to handle." Bai Zhi nodded: "Yifei, you take Mijia to see Yumo, and tell her the matter by the way, and ask her to help change Mijia's outfit."

"Ah?" Yifei was startled, but soon became excited: "Okay, I'll take Meijia there."

"I'm going to persuade Ziqiao. If he still refuses to come down, I can only trick him into coming down. Let's split up."

"Then what do I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wretchedly, this scene is very interesting, if he doesn't participate, he will feel sorry for the people and the masses!

"You..." Bai Zhi thought for a while, "Go and help me buy something."

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian said excitedly.

"Let's talk later, Meijia, you go to Yumo first, we will be at the bar at six o'clock tonight, I will reserve a table for you to eat, you can chat more."

"Okay, I'll get ready now." Mika nodded without any complaints.

Looking at the back of Meijia and Yifei going out, Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian both wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads, Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly: "I said, your story is too outrageous, right?"

"Is it outrageous? Whatever you want." Bai Zhi waved her hand: "Don't you just want to know if she ran away from home because of Zi Qiao's quarrel? Wouldn't it be obvious?"

"But what do you do with Ziqiao?" Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips, thinking of the key question: "This lie will be exposed in one go, and you still want Ziqiao to really become a woman? You said you made up something easy The story is okay, what now?"

"Is this not easy to handle? Since I would bring it up like this, of course I have thought of a way out."

"What do you want?"

"Nonsense, of course I want you to go shopping."

"...".

Chapter 681

"Zi Qiao, Lu Ziqiao, where are you? Come out." Bai Zhi rushed back to the apartment, looking for Lu Ziqiao everywhere, he had to hurry up, although the meeting was at night, there were still a lot of things to prepare!He must be found as soon as possible.

But no one answered, Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, it didn't make sense!I heard Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian say that Lu Ziqiao was lying to them before, and he should still be at home now, otherwise he would have gone to the bar long ago.

"Who will look for me again." When Bai Zhi was depressed, Lu Ziqiao came out of the bathroom, her hair was still wet, and she was wiping her hair with a dry towel.

Bai Zhi breathed a sigh of relief, she didn't need to waste so much time: "So you are here!"

"What do you want from me? You didn't see my twin brother at the bar, did you?" Lu Ziqiao said with some amusement: "Okay! I admit, that is indeed my twin brother, I..."

"Stop talking nonsense, Zi Qiao, don't blame me for not reminding you! I have good news to tell you. If you don't want to hear it, forget it. I'm rotten in my stomach."

"What good news, let me hear it." Lu Ziqiao quickly grabbed Bai Zhi.

Only then did Bai Zhi nodded in satisfaction: "When I was at the bar just now, a girl came over to strike up a conversation, what's the matter with you?"

"You agreed? Bai Zhi, I didn't say you! You've fallen~~"

"Of course I didn't mean that." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes, and stuffed a piece of potato chip snack into Lu Ziqiao's mouth to make him shut up: "I'm telling you! This girl has a good figure, and she's your favorite~ accidentally She told me about her situation, and I don’t think it should be wasted, so I’ll ask if you’re picky or not.”

"Picky eaters? That's something an idiot would do. If you can see it, that's pretty good! Do you have any pictures?"

"No, but don't you still believe me?" Bai Zhi put his arms around his shoulders: "But let me tell you first, I've helped you so much, how are you going to thank me¨"? "

"what do you want?"

"Refreshing." Bai Zhi snapped her fingers: "You also know that the bar is newly opened and requires manpower. I intend to be a theme bar. I need a mascot. You can make me a mascot for a week. Don't worry, the one who doesn't show his face kind."

"Deal." Lu Ziqiao readily agreed, and it was only a week!As long as he doesn't show his face and influences him to pick up girls in the future, he can say anything: "What theme do you want?"

"I haven't thought about it yet, I need to think about it."

"Okay!" Lu Ziqiao did not continue to ask: "Let's talk about that girl first, what do you need to tell me?"

Bai Zhi looked like she was succeeding in her plan, raised the corner of her mouth, stopped Lu Ziqiao's shoulder and said, "Let me tell you! This girl is a psychiatrist..."

"I'll go, is it so difficult for you to come here?" Lu Ziqiao stopped eating as soon as he heard it, a psychiatrist?Then he must be out in one round!

He still remembers that Dr. Ouyang, although he doesn't look very good, but it can be seen immediately that he is pretending to be sick, which is probably not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"Listen to me, don't I know that this is the difficulty of hell?" Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "As far as I know, this psychiatrist is half-baked. Recently, in order to gain fame, she is doing free medical treatment But you also know that if it doesn’t work, no matter what you do.”

"Well, I understand, it depends on hard power." Lu Ziqiao nodded: "But what does this have to do with me?"

"Idiot, don't you think this is an opportunity?" Bai Zhi patted him on the shoulder: "A psychiatrist who is half-baked and very confident in herself, then she will definitely trust her own judgment, although it will be a little difficult at first , but as long as you cheat to the beginning, after that, won't you be like a fish in water?"

"It makes sense, but the beginning is the hardest, right?"

"That's right~ So, as long as you are well prepared, isn't the success rate very high? Besides, you won't lose money if you try it. She said it's free."

"Okay, I'll give it a try." Lu Ziqiao thought it was very good, just like Bai Zhi said, if you try it, you won't lose money: "Then what should I do."

"Simple, you just need to make up a story, then pretend to be a patient, and get close to her, as long as she believes your story, then it will be your strong point, isn't it?"

"Oh~ hehe, amazing~ Bai Zhi." Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi's chest, and smiled wretchedly: "How to do it specifically?"

"Hey~ I have a script here, you must familiarize yourself with it as soon as possible and substitute it in, so as to ensure the smooth progress of tonight."

"tonight?"

"Idiot, do you think people have time every day? It's good to be free for one day, and you can pay if you want."

"` ‖Oh, okay." Lu Ziqiao took the script and read it, but the more he read it, the more depressed he became: "Do I really want to use this script? Why do I have to say that I am a woman?"

"Idiot, as a woman physically, is her defense worse? Even if you want to have thoughts about her, she is not afraid! Besides, you can only get close to her when you become a patient. And, when the time comes, you When he patted his butt and left, he also had a reason, saying that his illness was cured, and he left immediately."

"But, if I say that, do you think she might agree to be my girlfriend?" Lu Ziqiao said with some embarrassment.

"Nonsense, you won't think of a way? Just say, you want to re-experience the dignity of a man and let her be your girlfriend. Do you think she will refuse if she is defenseless?" Bai Zhi patted Lu Ziqiao's face wretchedly. chest.

"..."

Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized that the trick was here!Since they are also women, there is no possibility of accidents, so (Wang Nuozhao) probably agreed.

It was only then that Lu Ziqiao understood how powerful Bai Zhi's ultimate move was. It can be attacked when advancing, and defending when retreating. It really doesn't need to be too powerful!

He hurriedly took the time to memorize the script, and Bai Zhi wiped the cold sweat off his brow, this is really, really difficult!Lu Ziqiao was indeed harder to fool than Meijia. She believed Mijia's stories, but Lu Ziqiao found countless loopholes. If he hadn't been well-rounded, he might have failed.

But it's okay, everything is ready now, the only thing I owe is Dongfeng, as long as Mika doesn't reveal her secrets, there won't be any problems.

Bai Zhi couldn't help being in a good mood, but in order not to have any accidents, Bai Zhi decided to look at Lu Ziqiao first, so that even if an accident happened, she would be able to cope with it.

Facts have proved that Bai Zhi thinks too much. Lu Ziqiao is busy memorizing the script now and doesn't care about other things at all. Even when Zeng Xiaoxian gave Bai Zhi the things he bought, Lu Ziqiao didn't look up. . . .

Chapter 682

Evening, at six o'clock, location: bar. . .

While checking the time with Meijia, Bai Zhi greeted Lu Ziqiao to make preparations. It was very easy to make sure that there were no accidents on both sides.

However, what is reassuring is that everything is proceeding in an orderly manner. In order not to have any accidents, Bai Zhi asked Zeng Xiaoxian to look at Lu Ziqiao, and went to check on Mijia herself to make sure that she would not recognize Mika if she didn't know it. Just rest assured.

"Are you ready?" Bai Zhi walked to the door of the bar, saw Mika was already waiting there, and asked the nervous Lu Ziqiao.

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao is just like constipated. He wears a long golden wig on his head and lipstick on his mouth: "Do I have to pretend to be like this? Didn't I just change my body? Can't it be the same?"

Bai Zhi said helplessly: "Idiot, the body is a woman's, even if your brain is a man's, it must reflect the softness of a woman. Do you think your original appearance has that kind of softness?"

"Uh...no." Lu Ziqiao choked for breath, of course he would not admit that he would have a feminine beauty without makeup, wouldn't this admit that he is a girl at 700?

"Then it's over? Stop talking nonsense, let me go in." Bai Zhi kicked his backside and kicked him in.

Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian looked in through the crack, and found that they couldn't see what was inside at all, Bai Zhi waved: "Go, go to the back door."

"Back door? Isn't the back door forbidden?" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head.

"That was before, now I say let go and let go."

"Eh..." Zeng Xiaoxian remembered now, now Bai Zhi is the boss, the back door is not allowed?nonexistent.

So, he followed Bai Zhi secretly to open the back door of the bar, passed through the kitchen, and walked towards the bar.However, as soon as they arrived at the bar, they found that Yifei and the others were already waiting here, no wonder Baizhi and Zeng Xiaoxian didn't see them.

"Shh~" Yifei made a silent motion towards Zeng Xiaoxian and Bai Zhi, and then looked over to the dining table.

I saw that since Lu Ziqiao sat down, the shock in Meijia's eyes had not stopped, no matter what Lu Ziqiao said, she would keep talking.

"Why doesn't Mika say anything?"

"I was scared!" Guan Gu complained weakly: "Suddenly one day, you see a person you are very familiar with change gender, and you will be shocked."

"..."

Seeing that Meijia still didn't speak, Lu Ziqiao became a little impatient. He glanced at her, couldn't move his eyes away, then squinted his eyes and leaned over, suddenly pointed at her and shouted: "Chen Meijia?"

"..."

"..."

shit.

There are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past Bai Zhi's heart, did he recognize them all?Meijia was also startled at the same time, subconsciously looked at her whole body, and there was no flaw in it.

Lu Ziqiao was very sure, pointing at Meijia and said: "Chen Meijia, why is it you? When did you come back? Also, did you go for plastic surgery? And breast augmentation?"

"I'll go, you can recognize this too."

"Hmph, don't think that I don't know you when you put on a painted skin. Even if you turn into ashes, I will recognize you. You actually deceived Bai Zhi, and you dared to pretend to be a psychiatrist to deceive my feelings. You shameless shrew."

"Who are you calling a shrew? My old lady pretends to be a psychiatrist to help you because she sees you as pitiful. You shameless bastard doesn't appreciate it, but you dare to scold me? You don't look like a person with psychological shadows." , You lied to Miss Yifei and the others, right?"

Several people covered their heads, they really couldn't bear to see this scene, these two are definitely enemies!Arguing when they meet each other, even if they meet with another identity, they will still be arguing.

Bai Zhi felt that they must have made a wish in the previous life, and they must never leave in the next life: "Mr. Zeng, when you saw Mijia, did you recognize her?"

"No." Zeng Xiaoxian was also a little depressed, and kept wondering how on earth Lu Ziqiao recognized her: "It turns into that, only ghosts can see it."

"Could it be that there is really a spiritual connection in this world? Otherwise, how can you recognize it as soon as you meet?" Yu Mo looked at the two bickering there curiously.

Undoubtedly, Bai Zhi's plan failed, and the failure was complete, and it is still unknown what went wrong.

It didn't take long for the two of them to know that Bai Zhi had been tricked by arguing. Lu Ziqiao was yelling: "Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi, come out, I know you are here."

Bai Zhi was still squatting under the bar like an ostrich, and would not come out even if she was beaten to death. Seeing that Lu Ziqiao was coming, Yifei took out something from somewhere, and poked Bai Zhi's buttocks, and Bai Zhi immediately jumped up with a loud cry.

Facing the murderous intent of Lu Ziqiao and Meijia in an instant, Bai Zhi turned around with a dry smile: "Hehehe~ Hey, Meijia and Ziqiao, long time no see."

"Bai Zhi, aren't you going to explain to me?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Bai Zhi with black lines all over his head.

"Look at a joke~" Bai Zhi waved her hand: "Aren't you also pretending to be a blind person to make fun of me? Reciprocity~"

Lu Ziqiao twitched the corners of his mouth, Nima, he really had nowhere to refute, he was just joking with everyone, and it was not his turn to blame Bai Zhi, but Meijia was different: "What about me?"

"Hey, this is my unblocking meeting gift for you, do you like it? Mika."

"What do you say?"

Bai Zhi coughed, and said, "I'm just playing like this, so what's the matter!"

"..."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao and Meijia wanted to push Bai Zhi down to the ground and rub hard. Does this guy still feel ashamed?Is there anyone who does this?