Bitch living in an apartment

Seeing that Bai Zhi actually opened a bottle of ink, poured it into the plate, filled the ink with crisp noodles, and then printed it on paper, he became curious: "What are you doing?"

"Can't tell? I'm setting a password!"

"Password?" Zeng Xiaoxian became interested: "What password? Is there any treasure?"

"Yes, there must be!"

"Hehehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly: "Why did you think of doing this!"

"I've thought it through." Bai Zhi stroked her chin and explained, "Last time I was bored and wrote a letter to my future daughter. Order something!

Inspired by my dad's last will, I decided to create a puzzle for him and then seal it up.

It just so happened that Yu Mo and I made an agreement to open the time capsule after 20 years. At that time, no matter how young the son is, he will almost be an adult. This gift is not bad as a coming-of-age gift. "

"Hehehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian was even more embarrassed, he wondered if Bai Zhi was really out of his mind, the child hadn't been born yet!Already preparing for his son's coming-of-age ceremony: "What if all my life is a daughter? And now it's family planning! A couple can only have one child."

"...Dear mother~ This will affect the follow-up!" Bai Zhi's hands froze: "Then raise the other daughter as a son. Anyway, with a typical Yifei, you can always find a sissy boyfriend. ?

As for the family planning you mentioned, don't talk nonsense, okay?I bet, in a few years you want to have one, and those experts want to spend money to beg you to have two!Wait! "

Zeng Xiaoxian spurted out old blood all the way, and said in disbelief: "In order to give away your son's coming-of-age gift, you have to raise a girl as a boy? Are you trying to prevent your hard work from being in vain, or is it for the good of your daughter?" ah?"

"It's all! One girl has a letter, and if the other girl doesn't have a gift, how unbalanced is she in her heart! So, to paraphrase a sentence from netizens, how do you say it? Why would papa like it more? Daughter, will he give more love to his daughter when he was young? Because he knows that when he grows up, this property will be distributed to his son. So, this is called fairness!"

"Young man, I'm convinced, I don't think I should stay here, otherwise I would burst into tears." Zeng Xiaoxian cupped his fists and walked quickly into the room.

Could it be tears streaming down her face, Bai Zhi is several years younger than Zeng Xiaoxian, but now everyone is planning to consider what kind of coming-of-age gift the child will give.

Fortunately, he doesn't even have a girlfriend, and he's about to die alone, can he not burst into tears?

Bai Zhi shook her head, continued her cipher career, picked up a pen, and drew some lines on the original basis.

The next morning, Bai Zhi got up early, and wanted to continue to complete the unfinished password work last night, but saw Zeng Xiaoxian sitting on the sofa dozing off alone.

Bai Zhi was a little curious, and walked over to wake him up: "Hey, Mr. Zeng, you won't stay up all night, will you stay here?"

"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian woke up in a daze: "No! I got up too early this morning, and I was still a little sleepy after breakfast, so I took a nap."

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his right hand with his left hand, his face was a little sad, obviously it was numb from being around for too long, and now his arm is in a state of poor signal.

"Pa~" Unexpectedly, Yoyo came over and patted his arm.

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's face contorted, as if he mentioned the pain in his balls, Yoyo said without knowing it: "Teacher Zeng, I've made up my mind."

"If you think about it, think about it! Why hit me..." Zeng Xiaoxian said in pain.

"I've thought about it too." Guan Gu said and wanted to come over and pat him.

"Wait, wait, don't touch me." Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly stopped him, for fear that Guan Gu would come again: "You can just say it after you think it over, whoever touches me again, I'm in a hurry with someone!"

Guan Gu put away his hands in embarrassment, and Bai Zhi came out of the bathroom at the right time, holding a ball of soaked paper in his hand, and paste it on Zeng Xiaoxian's face.

Guan Gu and Youyou stared blankly at this scene, then turned their heads to look at Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi nodded: "Well, I didn't touch him, he shouldn't be in a hurry with me, and, this way, you can also give him a high-five to prove your contract reached."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian took down the paper with a blank expression. Now he knows why he can't keep up with the brain circuits of everyone in the apartment. It turns out that the thing of "two" is contagious!

It has only been three months since he went out, and he is almost back to normal, which shows that he is not cheap!It's just that everyone in the apartment infected him.

Well, this shows that the iPartment is a big dye vat, and he feels that he will be transformed back sooner or later.

"If you have a wish, hurry up and say it."

Only then did Guan Gu and Yoyo come back to their senses: "Eh~ I've discussed it with Yoyo, we want to have a...date."

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head again, wanting Bai Zhi to slap him in the face last night, just to be on the safe side, he suddenly asked Guan Gu and Youyou: "Guan Gu Youyou, didn't you buy stocks or buy enough 2.8 balls to earn 800 yuan?" Wan?"

"No! If only we had the luck."

"Huh~" Zeng Xiaoxian heaved a sigh of relief, and said with confidence: "Isn't a date going to eat, go shopping and watch a movie? Do you want to spend the night? Besides, this is also a wish?"

"A normal date is certainly not a wish. It is precisely because the date is special that it is difficult to complete it! The need must be realized." Yoyo hurriedly explained to Zeng Xiaoxian, and then, like Guan Gu, showed an intoxicated expression on his face: "We have condensed the thirteen most romantic and luxurious dates together, and we have given it a resounding name: Supreme Date."

"Thirteen types?" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin, becoming interested: "Let's talk about it."

"...".

Chapter 672

"Uh, this, this is not important, the important thing is that I have integrated them all together." After hearing Bai Zhi's question, Yoyo's face froze, but He quickly realized that these are not the point .

On the contrary, Guan Gu looked very dissatisfied, glared at Bai Zhi, told him to stop talking, and then continued to say expectantly: "Yuyou is right, but here we need to add a super..."

"Super Supreme?" Zeng Xiaoxian repeated the name: "You don't want to eat pizza, do you?"

"Of course not, we all rehearsed last night." Yoyo said excitedly.

"rehearse..."

As soon as Yoyo finished speaking, Guan Gu cooperated very well and was about to start singing. The spirits of several people were shaken, and suddenly they heard the sound of music appearing beside Yoyo.

Zeng Xiaoxian is not deaf, so he naturally heard the sound of music: "Where is the music coming from!"

"Ah~ ah~ ah~ ah~ like flowers and beautiful couples, like water passing by like years; the intersection of love, you and I are connected, spend candlelight night with you, get up and refill the wine for you; drink together like wine, tell each other heartfelt love Hold on, I will go to the romantic carnival with you, laugh together and go crazy together, watch romantic movies with you, cry together and sweet 633 together, la la la ~ enjoy the splendid sky of fireworks with you, stay together happily forever, ah~"

"Still coming? Endless, are you crazy?"

"Ah~ It's gone, Guan Gu has thought of so much for the time being..."

"At least it can prove that I am not a boring person!"

"Okay~" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed particularly pleased with Guan Gu and Yoyo's wish, which was relatively normal and could make them happy just by hearing it, and immediately took out the check: "Although I don't know what you are talking about, but , take it crazy!"

"Ah, that's great, honey."

"Wow, Teacher Zeng, did you write an extra zero?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw the smiles on Guan Gu and Youyou's faces, he felt happy in his heart: "Give your loved one a super-exclusive date, it's worth the money, I wish you a happy dream."

After Guan Gu and Yoyo hugged Zeng Xiaoxian once, they ran out excitedly. Zeng Xiaoxian stood there happily, very comfortable.

Of course, it wasn't that he regained his sense of superiority after being hit by Bai Zhi, but seeing the smiles on Guan Gu and Yoyo's faces, he couldn't help laughing himself.

Bai Zhi stroked her chin and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a contented look: "You are very satisfied! It seems that this matter is indeed the result of your careful consideration, not a momentary impulse when drunk!"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback by Bai Zhi, turned his head and glanced: "I'll go, why haven't you left yet?"

"Why should I go?" Bai Zhi was puzzled, she heard Guan Gu and Youyou talk about how to go on a romantic date, can't she learn from it?

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, okay!He thought that after Guan Gu and Youyou had talked so much, Bai Zhi had already left, but he didn't expect to stay and listen.

But thinking about it, he as a single dog couldn't understand Guan Gu and Yoyo's date, but Bai Zhi still understood that the above-mentioned things cost a lot of money.

"How is it? Hero Bai Zhi, what do you think?" Zeng Xiaoxian winked at Bai Zhi.

"Thinking? Well, it's a little bit." Bai Zhi nodded: "After you made a fortune, you came back to help your friends realize their wishes. I really can't compare with that, but..."

"But what?" This was the most comfortable sentence Zeng Xiaoxian heard when he came back, you know it can't be compared, right?

"However, I have a hunch that the money on me will be used soon."

"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little confused, he didn't understand what it meant at all.

"It's right if you don't understand." Bai Zhi patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder: "If it is so easy for you to understand, I won't be called Bai Zhi. By the way, Teacher Zeng, I have one more thing to remind you."

"What is it?"

Bai Zhiyu said earnestly: "Mr. Zeng, you haven't got the money yet, don't be so busy being so naughty, and don't be too busy playing petty temper. In this day and age, the one who owes money is still the uncle."

"What do you mean?"

"Hey, that's all for now, Mr. Zeng, think about it carefully!"

"Hey... hey... No, please make your words clear! I'm very embarrassed when you say half of it." Zeng Xiaoxian is as if he is constipated. Why does this person still talk like this? It's not a secret that can't be revealed. scare who!

Is it still the uncle who owes the money?Whoever owes money is the program team!Don't be petty?He was so happy that it was too late, a new program was going to be recorded this afternoon, who would play petty temper!

After figuring this out, Zeng Xiaoxian felt baffled, what does this mean? !

. . . . . .

Bai Zhi busily sorted out the time capsule. The original one had been sealed, and he couldn't open it now. After all, he still wanted to open it after 20 years, so he even threw away the key.

He had no choice but to buy another one. Well, anyway, after 20 years, it will be within a month or two. It is not necessary to calculate the launch of aerial bombs and aircraft, so it is not necessary to be so accurate.

By the time he was ready, it was already night.

Bai Zhi clapped her hands contentedly, put the time capsule away, and when she walked out of the room, it was already dark outside.

Bai Zhi remembered that Zeng Xiaoxian was going to record a show today, that is to say, before the show even started, he was cut off by someone, and replaced by the program group that was killing the donkey.

But Bai Zhi has already reminded Zeng Xiaoxian to be patient, and I don't know if Zeng Xiaoxian has listened to his words.It's just that Bai Zhi doesn't have much hope, after all, what she said is endless, and once people get angry, it's normal for them to find it difficult to control their emotions.

Thinking about it, Bai Zhi walked to 3601, and Zeng Xiaoxian was holding a straw man and stabbing it non-stop with a depressed face.

"The bonus has not been frozen?" Bai Zhi sighed in disappointment. It seemed that he was fighting against the general trend of history. Although he did it casually, it was obviously a failure!

"No! Who did you hear that from?"

"..." Bai Zhi's eyes lit up: "Then what does your depressed look mean?"

Zeng Xiaoxian put down the straw man in his hand and spread it on the sofa: "Ah~ why is it like this every time, every time I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock, it's all because of this bastard, Huang Baoqiang."

Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows, could it be that what she said had an effect?

"In the end what happened?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stabbed the grass man twice again, and finally explained the truth to Bai Zhi. After Bai Zhi heard this, she was very surprised. She didn't expect that her special reminder would have no effect.

He was even a little confused, whether he believed in the butterfly effect, or that the general trend was getting better. . . .

Chapter 673

The thing is like this, Zeng Xiaoxian went to record the show, Huang Baoqiang, and Bai Zhi had never been in contact with him, so he definitely couldn't be said to influence him, so this guy showed up on time, and took away the 1000 million bonus for hanging out.

As a result, a new celebrity appeared, and the program team saw that Zeng Xiaoxian had almost squeezed out the value, so they let Zeng Xiaoxian sit on the bench.

And this Lucky Bouncing show was the abbot's show after Zeng Xiaoxian was replaced. It was no surprise, very boring, and very boring.

However, when he was about to slam the microphone angrily, he held back.

Well, yes, I just held back, not because of Bai Zhi's words, put away my petty temper, but because of the blow from Bai Zhi.

Last night, Bai Zhi hit him a little bit. This guy no longer had the confidence of a nouveau riche. Facing another blow from Huang Baoqiang, he endured this show in a daze.

Only then did I think of what Bai Zhi said, but at this time, the effect of this sentence is not as great as it used to be, but it still has an effect.

Zeng Xiaoxian made a bold decision. . .

"What, you were transferred back to your late-night show?" Bai Zhi asked in surprise.

"Correct me, I applied for the transfer back myself." Zeng Xiaoxian corrected Bai Zhi's remarks confidently.

"It's almost there." Bai Zhi waved her hand, isn't this the difference between going down the steps and not going down the steps: "Have you really thought about it? Are you angry?"

"Nonsense." Zeng Xiaoxian yelled in dissatisfaction: "If I go back to the abbot to choose you on behalf of the moon, of course I will go back, but the abbot is so lucky, I really might as well go back and continue to abbot your moon and my heart."

"Then your bonus..."

"Of course it's still there. Where did you hear that my bonus was frozen?"

"I guessed it randomly." Bai Zhi felt a little bit pained, you said that this matter caused a butterfly effect because of yourself!But this changed such a little bit, what is it?You say the trend of the times!But Zeng Xiaoxian's fate seemed to be much better.

At least he got his money back, wait a minute, no. . .

Bai Zhi gave a shock. Originally, it seemed that Zeng Xiaoxian still had at least the status of a shareholder of the bar, and it wasn't all lost. It was only after being tricked by Lu Ziqiao that he was beaten back to his original form.

If in the end Zeng Xiaoxian was cheated back to his original form, then it would not be considered a change. Although the process was different, the result was similar!

In other words, there is no way to draw a conclusion now, at least until Lu Ziqiao has finished cheating Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Okay~ It's a little early to be happy." Bai Zhi muttered, but it was almost the same, and it was only these two days.

"Why are you so happy?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "Wow, I'm so miserable, can you stop hitting me, if you hit me one less time, you will die?"

"That's not true." Bai Zhi said calmly: "It's just that I just want to remind you that regarding the bonus, if your contract is not over, you can't treat it as your own, because these black-bellied businessmen, Even if you're at the last second of the contract and you make a mistake, they're going to catch you."

"Is it such an exaggeration?"