Bitch living in an apartment

"What's wrong with you?" Yifei asked helplessly, "Bai Zhi, didn't you comfort her?"

"It's up to you." Bai Zhi rolled her eyes dissatisfied: "Yu Mo, let's stop crying! Isn't it just a time capsule! I'll buy one for you too."

"Genius, she didn't cry because you didn't buy this thing for her." Yifei couldn't stand it any longer. Do you think your EQ is not so low?Can't see any reason to be sad.

"I know, don't make trouble." Bai Zhi's train of thought was interrupted, and she gave a fierce stare. Yifei sighed helplessly, and turned her head, seeing nothing for nothing.

"Then let's do a group purchase?" Yoyo said excitedly.

Even Guan Gu agreed excitedly, Yu Mo rubbed his eyes: "I'll forget it, you guys can play!"

"Who says forget it?" Bai Zhi came out and retorted: "Yuyou, order it for me, I'll give you the money later, order two."

"Woooo~" Yu Mo lay on Bai Zhi's shoulder all of a sudden, crying.

"..."

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth twitched: "Okay, don't cry, I'll put all the things you gave me in, okay? Don't cry."

"Woooooo~"

Seeing that Yifei was anxious for Bai Zhi, what is it all about?But fortunately, at least Bai Zhi was not stupid enough to push Yu Mo onto the sofa, let her cry when she had had enough, but comforted her in a low voice.

It happened that Lu Ziqiao also came over, but with a sad face, as if he had encountered some difficulties.

"Zi Qiao, you don't seem happy."

"Hmm." Lu Ziqiao blew out a tune from his nostrils like he was constipated.

"What's wrong? Your youth bird flew away too?"

"What? My youth will never fade away." Lu Ziqiao retorted seriously: "It's just that the Outdoor Survival Club of the Love Apartment is recruiting new people. I just asked out a chick, but she just told me that she regretted it. It's only a few days now, where can I find a girl to accompany me to survive in the wild?"

"You won't go alone?"

"Are you kidding me? What's the point of living in the wild without a girl? Besides, they allow a boy and a girl to sign up. I have to bring a girl first!"

"Sounds good." Bai Zhi nodded, "Yu Mo, why don't we go too? Going out to relax will save you from daydreaming."

Yifei nodded, she still has a bit of brains, didn't say you were crying!It won't stop after crying, in that case. .

Chapter 632

"What's so good? It's okay to carry a bag and go out to find guilt, so I don't want to go!"

When Yu Mo heard that Bai Zhi wanted to sign up, she couldn't help but refuse, which made Bai Zhi very painful, and the reason is that oil and salt are not allowed in?Although he doesn't have to go, but this is too much, right?

"Then what do you want to do?"

"What to do?" Yu Mo wiped away tears, then took out a bunch of cards from the bag: "I want to do these, so that if I really get old, I won't be so sad~"

"When did you prepare it? Why didn't I see it?" Bai Zhi never saw what card Yu Mo had written, and thought that Yu Mo had already given up that retirement life!As a result, another bunch came out?

"Last night, why did you go last night? You came back so late."

"Eh..." Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Of course I went out to buy a late-night snack. I saw that you didn't eat anything at night, so I bought you something to eat, but when you came back, you were already asleep, so I bought you some food by myself. have eaten."

"You reminded me that you can no longer buy me supper at night, and you are not allowed to cook for me anymore."

"why?"

"Because, as we get older, the digestive system can't keep up, and eating at night can easily lead to obesity or indigestion."

"Oh?" Bai Zhi stroked her chin: "But, I just learned a night snack recently. I ate it myself. It seems quite delicious. You really don't want it."

"..."

Feather Mo Qi doesn't hit one place, is this intentional?It is unreasonable to tempt yourself with new things when you know you won't eat supper anymore!Can't understand people's words?

Lu Ziqiao and Yifei couldn't help snickering. Facts have proved that if you want to conquer a man's heart, you must first conquer his stomach. There is nothing wrong with replacing 'man' with 'woman' in this sentence.

In the beginning, Yu Mo absolutely didn't eat supper at night, but every three days, Bai Zhi could get something to eat. If he played too late at night, he couldn't extricate himself from the smell!

After going back and forth like this, Yu Mo couldn't help it even if he didn't eat anymore, once he had it, there would be a second time, so that's it. . .Fallen.

"What is your card?" Yifei asked curiously.

"Women Bensan all-round maintenance card."

"I've only heard that cars have this thing." Yifei complained helplessly: "Did you get the wrong card, or this is the car's maintenance card, which was improved by you."

"I think it's pretty much the same. It's pretty much the same with the pension card." Bai Zhi took a part and took a look: "However, there are some things in it that are pretty good, for example, a cup of hot milk every day, a moisturizing mask, and a cup of grapefruit. Tea... Huh? Why do you want to make grapefruit tea? I can teach you the art of making tea! Isn’t it better than making so-called grapefruit tea to cultivate your body?”

"Wow, you won't be affected too?"

Bai Zhi suddenly showed a strange smile: "There are some things, not that I was influenced, but that I need to be influenced."

"..."

Although Lu Ziqiao couldn't understand what Bai Zhi was talking about, he felt that Bai Zhi's words were very meaningful!He couldn't help but rubbed his hands together. According to the daily routine, Bai Zhi is about to act, right?

But thinking about it, Yu Mo has become like this, based on Lu Ziqiao's understanding of Bai Zhi, he must express something, so this expression may not be interesting to use on him, but it is quite interesting to watch.

Yifei was obviously not as patient as Lu Ziqiao, but continued to focus on Yu Mo's card: "No supper at night, no Internet access at night? Damn! Yu Mo, for modern people, Internet access is essential Things, do you want to isolate yourself from the world?"

"Going online at night will make eye bags worse. You must know that after the age of 30, eye bag edema is irreversible."

"..." Yifei sighed helplessly: "Then what about your business? You can't let your customers not reply when they consult you?"

"So, talk about the importance of a boyfriend." Bai Zhi complained weakly.

"And this..." Lu Ziqiao read out another speechless thing: "No longer use QQ? Hehehe, you can't contact customers at all now, and you have also transferred the online order to Baizhi."

"Don't look at me." Bai Zhi propped her chin: "I can't help it!"

"But your QQ number is five digits, so don't worry about it."

Yu Mo sighed, and now Yu Mo gave them the feeling of an old man in his twilight years: "Since I was ridiculed by an eleven-digit number last time when I went online, I realized that a small number is a big deal. Double-edged sword, so I only use MSN now."

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"So, you specifically reminded yourself to delete all the cartoon expressions on it?" Yifei shook her head, this is to bid farewell to the girl's heart!

"What's the pity?" Bai Zhi said weakly: "The QQ number that will be born later, five? It's still far away!"

"Cut~"

For a guy like Bai Zhi who is full of trains, Yifei completely ignored his previous brilliant record and chose not to believe his nonsense.

"You will support me, right?" Yu Mo suddenly said affectionately to Bai Zhi.

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"..." What can Bai Zhi say?He couldn't say anything: "I'd be a ghost if I could support you, unless I'm crazy too."

Bai Zhi is a person who doesn't accept the old. Maybe he will grow old in 20 or 30 years, but he will definitely not live in this world with such a mentality of an old man.

But he won't say this, because he knows that Yu Mo is in a sensitive period. Although her mentality is now a mature woman, who knows if her girlish heart has changed?

If Bai Zhi said something wrong, wouldn't it be very troublesome?

"Yes, I support you, isn't it just Bensan all-round maintenance? As long as I'm here, you won't be Bensan."

"..." Although Bai Zhi seemed to agree, but Yu Mo felt something was wrong when he heard this!Like something is going to happen.

Now Lu Ziqiao doesn't even know what kind of medicine is sold in Bai Zhi's gourd. You think Bai Zhi is trying to persuade Yu Mo!But it doesn't seem to be quite like it. If you agree now, isn't that shooting yourself in the foot?

In the end, he can only attribute it to: man's mouth, I believe you are a ghost. . .

While Yifei and Lu Ziqiao were speechless about Bai Zhi and Yu Mo's show of affection, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had disappeared for a long time, appeared in the bar, hopping around like a rabbit, looking very happy.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, what have you been up to lately? Didn't you attend Zhang Wei's birthday party?" Worker.

Chapter 633

"I?"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was bullied just after he came back, was a little confused. He already said that he was very busy these days, so he couldn't attend Zhang Wei's birthday party, right?Who messed with this Exterminator again?

But since people asked sincerely, he couldn't help but answer yes, so Zeng Xiaoxian said arrogantly: "I am chasing my dream before the age of 30, and I am very close."

"Are you planning to get pregnant before the age of 30?"

"Of course not." Zeng Xiaoxian retorted dissatisfiedly, and then seemed to be dreaming about the future, with longing eyes, and waved his hand: "I'm going to become a millionaire."

The scene fell into silence for a while, and then burst into laughter. Except for Bai Zhi, the other three people including Yu Mo all laughed loudly: "Hahahaha~"

After laughing, they stopped in a tacit understanding, just like someone who couldn't even eat yesterday, but today he told you that he is the heir to the throne of a country.

At this time, everyone must have thought that he was hallucinating from hunger, instead of thinking about whether what he said was true.

In their view, Zeng Xiaoxian's chances of becoming a millionaire are similar to that of the poor man who is the heir to the throne.

"Is this a cold joke?" Lu Ziqiao didn't forget to strike.

"I think it's still more likely that you are pregnant, and the amniotic fluid is poured into your brain?"

Just when Lu Ziqiao and Yifei said these two heart-wrenching words, there was a voice that moved Zeng Xiaoxian very much: "Mr. Zeng, only I don't think you are joking. Are you moved?"

"I'm touched, I'm so moved." Zeng Xiaoxian was about to behead Bai Zhi and ask for help: "Bai Zhi is still a brother!"

"That's right, I'm your brother." When Bai Zhi said this, she looked at Yifei and Lu Ziqiao with disdain, and they were ashamed, and then continued: "Isn't it just a million? Take one Put 3000 million in the bank, and there will be 100 million interest a year."

Zeng Xiao Xian:"..."

Yifei: "..."

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Yu Mo: "..."

Damn it!Bai Zhi, you gave me back our shame and Zeng Xiaoxian's gratitude. You didn't believe that Zeng Xiaoxian could become a millionaire at all, you were just laughing at him.

Do you have the nerve to say this kind of stuff that laughs at fifty steps and laughs at hundreds of steps?

"I want 3000 million, then I will be a multi-millionaire, what else do I want to be a millionaire?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled at Bai Zhi as if he was constipated.

"Oh~~ I thought you had some bad taste! You know, rich people have a lot of eccentricities. I thought you were some kind of tune who specializes in pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! Multimillionaires don't want to pretend, they want Pretend to be a millionaire."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, forget it, you can't argue with him, this guy's brain is twitching: "Since you said so, then I won't hide it anymore, everyone, please sit down."

Yifei and the others looked at the people who were already sitting on the sofa, not knowing what he wanted to do.

Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly: "Everyone, I solemnly announce that I will appear as a contestant on this weekend's program: 'Who Can Become a Millionaire'."

"Really? Your childhood sweetheart has also been kidnapped by the gang to become a concubine?"

"Have you watched too many movies?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "The reason for me to join the show is very simple, my talent has been discovered."

"You said that you participated in the dance forest conference." Lu Ziqiao debunked him jokingly, completely ignoring the truth of people's difficulties.

"I... I suddenly realized that I really want to have passed that age, and it's time to use wisdom to create wealth." Zeng Xiaoxian stammered the explanation.

"Come on, Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm optimistic about you~ Even if you can't create wealth, it should be fine to create some firewood."

"I'll just say it! You should do things at any age, and Teacher Zeng is the best interpretation." Yu Mo tried to use this truth to convince Bai Zhi.

But Bai Zhi was not so naive, but said very seriously: "Yu Mo, it's not because Mr. Zeng didn't go to the Wulin Conference because he passed this age, you have to know, he works overtime every day for this conference train.

Therefore, there are several possibilities for him not to participate, either, his dance partner thought his legs were too short, so he abandoned him; or, as mentioned before, he was rejected before the preliminary competition. "

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian complained in his heart: Ma Dan, do you have a PY deal with the organizer of the Dance Forest Conference?Can you guess all this?

He really got kicked out before the preliminary round. In order to compensate him, Lisa asked him to participate in this program 0...... which uses wisdom to create wealth. .

But this kind of thing, who admits who is an idiot, especially Zeng Xiaoxian: "Whatever you say, but the day after tomorrow, when the show starts, I will step on the stage, face the camera, answer questions calmly, win the game, and use success to let you Everyone is proud of me."

"This is your road to success. However, it is probably still under construction. Wear your hard hat, hahaha~" Yifei smiled like a barbell, and did not give up until Zeng Xiaoxian was beaten to death.

"It's really cheating, people have the guts to participate anyway, what does that mean?" Bai Zhi taught her a lesson.

"Okay, you better stop talking." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to let Bai Zhi go on, he felt so tired, if Bai Zhi continued to talk, he would definitely not have something to comfort him. ,

He was already tired, and he didn't want to feel sad or suffer from liver pain, so he interrupted Bai Zhi's continuation.

Bai Zhi shrugged without getting angry, instead she was thinking about Yu Mo, a plan was born in his mind, and now he needs to perfect some details;

Not to mention, the problem of premature aging is the most serious, and the most serious thing is that the mind is immature and has lost the vitality of youth, but obviously, Yumo is better than this, so 2.8 Baizhi is still There is a way to bring her back to normal.