Bitch living in an apartment

"..." The corner of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched, and the corner of his mouth was still aching: "You can't find it, why did you hit me?"

"This is your punishment." Yifei suddenly slapped the table confidently: "Who told you to fool me? You haven't broken up at all. What have you been talking about for a few days, what fans, what being single for too long, it's all You and that bastard Bai Zhi teamed up to lie to me."

"..." Bai Zhi suddenly looked at Lu Ziqiao, who waved his hand: "Don't look at me, I didn't say that."

"Who said that? It's impossible for Mr. Zeng, right? Otherwise, he wouldn't be so happy to come on a blind date." Bai Zhi said a little speechlessly.

Then, they saw Yifei talking and raised her hand again: "Pa~~~"

The sound was still extremely loud, and Yifei snapped her fingers: "By the way, there is still a slap in the face, this time it is clear, and next, there is the culprit..."

Seeing that Yifei was going to look over, Bai Zhi swallowed, "Hey, Ziqiao, are we going to run away?"

Seeing that no one answered her, Bai Zhi turned her head and saw that Lu Ziqiao had long since disappeared, only the other people in the apartment were still there, but they were two meters away from him, for fear of affecting herself.

"' ‖Damn, you bastards, you have no humanity at all."

"If you do something wrong, you have to bear the consequences." Yifei stood beside him with a half-smile.

If Bai Zhi's neck is stalked, he will die. You smashed the jar, and I am no exception: "That's right, I just fooled you, don't accept it! Hit me?"

"..."

Yifei was furious: "Flick a flash."

"La la la la ~" Yifei twisted her arm not only did not respond at all, but turned around to break free from her clutches, and kept humming a little tune to provoke.

"..."

'Crackling~'

After a round of beatings, Yi Fei has nothing to do with Bai Zhi.

"I can't hit it, I can't hit it, come on, come on! Keep going!"

Yifei roared angrily: "You bastard, if you do something wrong, won't your conscience hurt?"

"What did I do wrong? If it is wrong to say that helping a good brother (hao Hao Zhao) is wrong, then let me make a mistake to the end." Bai Zhi saluted Zeng Xiaoxian: "Mr. Zeng, Yifei has already taken out the mask. Come down, I wish you a long life and an early birth... oh my god~~"

Yu Mo and the others can hide as far as they want, whoever dares to rescue him at this time is purely looking for death, even Zeng Xiaoxian didn't dare to care about the slap, and shrank his head like a turtle.

"I'm not going to play anymore, you are stupid." When Bai Zhi was hit by a pastry, she muttered dissatisfiedly: "I'm going to go...too bad."

Bai Zhi used the technique of rubbing oil on the soles of her feet, and rushed out of the bar at a speed that everyone envied, leaving a roaring Yifei behind.

But before Yifei could catch her breath, Bai Zhi ran in again, seeing everyone's suspicious eyes, she smiled 'shyly': "Sorry, I forgot one thing."

Saying that, he grabbed Yu Mo's arm and ran outside.

"...".

Chapter 611

Bai Zhi, who ran out of the bar, breathed a sigh of relief. Facing the furious female devil, it's better to stay away.

It was the first time Yu Mo knew that Bai Zhi, Lu Ziqiao, and Zeng Xiaoxian had teamed up to deceive Yifei. She was a little curious, what was Bai Zhi's purpose?Moreover, this kind of thing is actually wrong, and there is no idea of ​​letting things go.

"Why did you lie to Yifei?"

"Isn't this obvious? At first, it was because Guan Gu's painting was destroyed. Mr. Zeng pretended to be broken-hearted and dragged Guan Gu, and Ziqiao asked Du Jun to draw a painting to compensate Guan Gu. Teacher Zeng and Yifei walked a little closer, but who knew it was exposed.

I don't understand, where is the loophole? How did Yifei know?We obviously didn't say anything, even you and I are hiding it! "

"If you want people not to know, unless you do nothing, you will be found out sooner or later~" Yu Mo looked rather open, she didn't care how Yifei knew!Anyway, Yifei really knows, so that's fine.

"I don't accept it. I am obviously thinking of Teacher Zeng and Yifei, so why should I take the blame?"

"Hey, to be a positive person is always to be misunderstood." Yu Mo'an 357 comforted Bai Zhi: "At least, I know that you didn't just deceive Yifei just to watch a good show! That's enough."

"Well, it makes sense, that is, why should I let them know, um, once you say that, I feel comfortable, let's go! We will continue to harm Yifei and Teacher Zeng. We will lock the door of Teacher Zeng today. Let's see if Yifei will take Teacher Zeng in."

"Not so good?"

"What's wrong? Let's go! Let's go back first."

"..."

. . . . . .

That night, a post with a headline on the iPartment website detonated the entire website. I don't know who posted it, and posted a very ambiguous blind date photo of Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian.

In the iPartment community, both Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian are considered celebrities. Yifei's super nosy character has caused all the thorns in the basic iPartment to suffer from her hands.

As for Zeng Xiaoxian, the identity of the deputy head of the subordinate household committee, it would be difficult for everyone not to know!

Ever since, Yifei exploded again, asking everywhere who posted the post. Her first main suspect was naturally Bai Zhi. This guy was the only one who dared to stroke his beard and survived. Has his style of killing.

Unfortunately, when Bai Zhi was found, the two had a fight, and after losing both, Bai Zhi still refused to admit it. Only then did Yi Fei believe that he did not do this.

Because they have already had a fight, even if Bai Zhi did it, Yifei can't do anything to him, so this bastard can be ruled out.

Then there are Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian. After extorting confessions through torture, it seems that they were not the ones who did it.

In the end, I couldn't die, bumped into Lu Zhanbo and called back, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao asked him for help, tracked down the IP address of the person who posted the post, and found out the real culprit.

The fact is that the iPartment is an idle person who wants to find some sense of existence, so he casually posted it.

But not long after he moved in, he didn't know the popularity of Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian in the apartment. He thought it was just ordinary gossip. In the end, when he was hung up on the basketball court to show the public, his sense of presence really exploded. . .

Of course, these have nothing to do with Bai Zhi. Yifei seems to be more irritable these days, and Bai Zhi is too lazy to know her as well. Turn off the fire and stay at home.

One morning, Yu Mo, who had been playing for several days, finally got to get busy with work, and Bai Zhi stayed at home lazily, enjoying this rare leisure.

"Ah! I suddenly discovered that I'm actually a nerd. Staying at home is actually more comfortable than staying anywhere." Bai Zhi Yangtian sighed.

"Nonsense, who isn't like this?" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were playing video games, and they took the time to answer Bai Zhi.

"It's just a mental problem. It's a habit of people, but isn't it good? Stay at home, don't spend money, don't mess around."

"Who told you that?" Bai Zhi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian as if she was mentally retarded: "Ordering takeout is much more expensive than eating out, and there is such a thing as Taobao in this world, it's just like you being at home without spending money same."

"Hehe~~" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered a few words, but did not refute.

"By the way, Hu Yifei, that female devil, doesn't seem to be able to see her recently. Is the cycle not messed up?"

"You're not at home every day, of course I won't see you." Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "But she seems to have something really busy today. She hasn't come back since she went to school in the morning. I remember she didn't have so many classes before!"

"Hehe, maybe he's venting his anger on the students again."

A few people teased Yifei in a few words, but fortunately she didn't come back at this time, otherwise she was caught one by one, and no one could escape.

But it seems that Yifei is really busy today, and she didn't show up at the apartment until the evening. Even Zhang Weiyumo and everyone came back, and she, a big idler, was still outside.

Lu Ziqiao had already gone to the bar to gallop, and when Yu Mo came back, apart from Zeng Xiaoxian who was waiting to go to work in the middle of the night, only Bai Zhi was there, and they were sitting in 3601 watching TV, doing boring things.

"Mr. Zeng, I didn't blame you! Yifei has already explained, but you still dare not catch the ball." Bai Zhi began to scold Zeng Xiaoxian.

"How did she explain it?"

"Didn't they say it? You agree when you take off the mask. You have to understand that since she has played all the girls, it means that she has planned from the beginning and will never take off the mask. But later, she took it off. Doesn’t that explain it, what is that? Even if you are cowardly, even the gods can’t save you.”

"I'll go, it's not you who got beaten emotionally?"

“怎么不是我？后面她不就是追着我揍吗？再说了，挨揍都不敢，你也配谈爱情，丘比特都会被你给气死的。”

"The more you talk, the more outrageous we are."

"Hehehe, go tell the audience and see if they believe it or not?"

"... what audience?"

"The audience of the iPartment."

"Have your brain been pumped by a donkey? You shitty audience. Besides, even if there are audiences, why should I let them know about my love history?"

"..." Bai Zhi resisted the urge to laugh out loud, what she said was nonsense: "Teacher Zeng! Hey~"

"What do you want to say, don't hesitate, okay?"

"Hey..."

Bai Zhi patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, but just didn't say a word, learning to pretend to be an expert, half of what he said was left for others to guess. . . .

Chapter 612

"Hey, halfway through the conversation, don't you know chrysanthemum mixed with garlic? What do you want to say, can you finish it in one breath?"

Every time Bai Zhi spoke like this, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that nothing good would happen, he looked back, there was no scary thing standing behind him?Then what happened to the cool air on the back of his head?The air conditioner is not blowing here~

But Bai Zhi just smiled faintly, it seemed extremely strange on this big night.

"Bai Bai, don't scare him, you scare Teacher Zeng." Yu Mo rolled his eyes and patted Bai Zhi: "Mr. Zeng, don't pay attention to him, he's just a little... a little entangled."

It is Yu Mo who knows Bai Zhi the best. Bai Zhi just thinks that Zeng Xiaoxian is very disappointing. This is not the first time he has created opportunities for Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei.

No wonder the four seasons are not together - together, yes. . .

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there, and just after talking about Zeng Xiaoxian, Yifei has already returned. For Bai Zhi and Yifei who haven't appeared on the same screen for several days, Bai Zhi said, wait a minute, the girl's first sentence is to tease him .

"Yo? Isn't this Bai Daxia? Finally willing to come out to meet people?"

"I knew it." Bai Zhi muttered: "Can't compare to Hu Xia, who comes out to meet people all day long?"

"..."

Facts have proved that Yifei is still not as good as Bai Zhi in terms of lip service.

At this time, if Yifei hadn't been holding a big basket of things, she might have done it. Seeing that there seemed to be no anger between them, Yu Mo just greeted silently.

"Yifei, you're back? Why are you holding so many nightgowns?"

"Nightgown? This has something to do with the nightgown? It's called a taekwondo uniform. The old coach of our taekwondo club has retired. Our school leaders know that I know a little bit, so let me take over temporarily."

"How can you be more than a little bit?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained silently: "You are simply a female devil!"

"Being a coach, you still have to donate clothes?" Yu Mo asked suspiciously. As a Taekwondo club, they don't even have a uniform. How do they train?

"No way? When your students are boxing, are you naked?" Zeng Xiaoxian and Yu Mo crazily complained about Yifei's school, oh, no, to be precise, they complained about Yifei. . .

"What do you know? Today is my first day in office, but the situation is like this." Then Yifei became proud and talked about what she saw.

With every drink and movement, every student is training hard, even if there is no coach present, they still abide by the rules very strictly.

Yifei pushed open the door and was very relieved to see this scene. Every student was full of energy, and teaching was effortless. Even she would wake up with a smile in her dreams, and then. . .She really woke up. . .

After hearing what she said, several people thought it was pretty good, but Yifei finally pulled his face down and said very helplessly: "What I just said is the version I imagined."

"..."

"The real version is like this." Yifei continued unhappily.

Yifei pushed open the door, and a ball of paper hit her face. Before she could get angry, she saw the real scene inside. Two people who seemed to be lovers were kissing in the corner.

Someone else is jumping rope, okay!This is nothing, after all, jumping rope and playing kiss can be understood as an early warm-up. After all, skipping rope requires jumping, and kissing needs to hold your breath. These can be considered as warm-up.

But, you who play Go, what the hell are you painting?Does this have anything to do with taekwondo?

"I don't like to hear these words anymore. Why is there no relationship between playing Go and martial arts?" When Yifei said this point, Bai Zhi was not happy, and quickly came out to refute.

"Really? A genius." Yifei put her hands on her hips, not changing her statement: "Tell me, is there any causal relationship between this and Lian Taekwondo?"

"Hmph, it's because of your salty fish thinking that you still can't surpass me when you go to taekwondo practice every day. I eat and drink at home every day, and go out to drink and stay up all night when I have nothing to do. You can't beat me."

"..." Yifei was so angry that it just hit her sore spot. She and Bai Zhi's level is unknown elsewhere, but in terms of force, it is indeed the difference between a master of learning and a god of learning. .

She is a top student, and Bai Zhi is a god of learning. No matter how hard she practiced, she couldn't pull Bai Zhi away.

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"How can you prove that your bastard's logic has something to do with playing Go? You can't prove that you just stop talking here."

"Why doesn't it matter? Life is like chess. If you learn to play chess, you learn to control your own life. Have you read "Kung Fu Dream"? Kung fu is hidden in life, and you get inspiration from life. Maybe it's an action of hanging clothes, or It is an action of picking up things, or even an action of putting on clothes. When these actions become a habit of the body and become an instinct, it is far more realistic than going to the training ground to train."

"Oh, no wonder you learned to be a chef." Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise as if he had seen through what Bai Zhi said.

Several people looked at him slowly: "What does this have to do with learning to cook?"

 …  

"It doesn't matter why." Zeng Xiaoxian made an inference: "Cooking is also an indispensable profession in life. It must be because of this that he learned it."