Bitch living in an apartment

The old fortune teller kept winking at him, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed all his words with doubts.

Amanda looked him up and down, and couldn't help muttering in her heart, and asked half-believingly, "Old man, can you really tell fortunes?"

"Of course, old Taoists are best at testing marriage. Palmistry and handwriting are absolutely accurate." The fortune teller stroked his white beard, looking like a fairy.

"Hehe." Amanda sneered: "I don't believe it, unless you test a word for me first."

The veteran fortune teller took out a pen and a piece of paper, and handed them to Amanda: "Please..."

Amanda thought for a while, wrote a character 'feather' on it, returned the pen to him, and then looked at him provocatively: "Look! See how my marriage is."

The veteran fortune teller brought the paper over, with a confident smile on his mouth: "The character 'Yu'? As the saying goes, a character is born from the heart, this character is composed of two characters 'Xi', and the four gestures inside are written by you. Sometimes, it unconsciously forms a wave shape, as if two hands are holding together.

If it is counted as a marriage, it means that it is a happy ending of holding your son's hand and growing old together. This is not the marriage of your girl I saw, so this is the marriage of a girl's friend, right? "

"You..." Amanda was stunned for a long while, obviously shocked, which can be guessed.

Indeed, she was planning to use this to fool the old man from the beginning, thinking about Yu Mo's marriage, but he guessed it?Is there really something to do?

But she still didn't believe it, but tried again: "Then you help my friends figure out their relationship path first, and I will believe you if you figure it out."

"In this case, it is better to be respectful than to obey your fate." The fortune teller nodded, still looking at the word above, as if he was going to be seen through it: "All the coincidences in the world are not coincidences, but fate, you write When writing this word, the unevenness of the hands makes the two 'hands' inside form waves.

This shows that their emotional journey has experienced ups and downs, and they made four strokes in the middle, that is to say, so far, they have experienced four fatal threats, but you finally finished writing this word, without missing a tick, or a point , indicating that their relationship is still there. "

"..." Amanda realized that she had been tricked by herself, she hadn't talked much to Yumo, how could she know her relationship path?

Zeng Xiaoxian gave Amanda a popular science like a plea: "That, this... The master is right. As far as I know, there seem to be a few things."

"Huh?" Amanda's eyes lit up, she could ask if she didn't know!

So, she dialed Yu Mo's phone, and Yu Mo's voice came from inside: "Amanda? Didn't you go shopping? What's the matter?"

"Yu Mo, I want to ask you a question! How many times have you and your boyfriend quarreled?"

"..." Yu Mo was a little dazed: "Well... it seems that there has never been a single time! Why are you asking this?"

Amanda laughed, no?Then it means that what the old Taoist said is not right at all!

Who knows that the old man stroked his beard confidently: "To talk about the crisis of breaking up, it doesn't have to be a fight. It may also be due to other factors, such as troubles from the ex-girlfriend, or long-distance relationships."

Amanda sneered, as if to say, to convince you to death, and continued to ask Yu Mo: "Then have you ever thought about breaking up because of other problems? If so, how many times have you done it?"

"Ah? What do you mean by asking?" Yu Mo's face turned dark.

"Oh, no, Yu Mo, I met a fortune teller at the door, I will do the math for you, you just need to answer my question."

"..." The black line on Yu Mo's head, okay!Do those who are hit like to talk about it?Forget it, it's nothing, just tell her!

Yu Mo broke his fingers and began to count: "I'll do the math for you! Richard counted it once, but we were not together at that time, I don't know if it counts, and then separated for a few months once, and last time Meeting Baibai's ex-girlfriend, the child incident counts as one... just three times?"

"Really three times?" Amanda asked with certainty.

　610 But Yu Mo seemed unsure, so he could only ask Bai Zhi: "Bai Bai, is it just three times?"

"Ah?" Bai Zhi pretended to be surprised, and when she heard Yu Mo's explanation, she was 'relieved' to calculate with her: "Except the three times you said, it seems... It seems that there is one more time, you forgot about the girl ? This little girl called me Dad as soon as she opened her mouth, and you thought the sky was going to fall!"

"Oh, yes, there is one more time, four times in total." Yu Mo added to Amanda just now.

"Four times? Are you sure?" Amanda continued to confirm.

"I'm sure." Yu Mo racked his brains and still couldn't think of anything else, because he had very few problems with Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi was very tolerant to her most of the time.

At the same time, Yu Mo was also infected, and he had great trust in Bai Zhi, so the two even quarreled with each other very few times, counting these few times, it is already very good.

"Okay, I see." Amanda was shocked now.

"Hey, hey..." Yu Mo continued to call, seeing Amanda's answer, and then continued to ask: "What did you count?"

Amanda said absent-mindedly: "Oh, sir, you said that you are married to hold your son's hand and grow old together. I won't talk about it, I will continue to ask."

"Hey, hello..." Yu Mo heard a word, and Amanda hung up, probably to go to fortune-telling. . . .

Chapter 577

"You are amazing."

Amanda, who hung up the phone, chose to believe the old fortune teller's words, because she felt that it was impossible for this old man to collude with Baizhi and Yumo to deceive her, right?

Therefore, she felt that this person definitely had real skills, so she met her, and she must not let it go.

The old fortune teller wiped the cold sweat off his brow, heck, reasoning is really not something that ordinary people should do!

This veteran fortune teller was naturally Lu Ziqiao. Amanda and Lu Ziqiao had never met before, so it was best for him to come forward. This was why Zeng Xiaoxian was surprised when he saw Lu Ziqiao.

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian understood Lu Ziqiao's meaning, otherwise he would have been betrayed, and faintly, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have noticed something, and secretly helped Lu Ziqiao fool Amanda.

"Small things, small things..." Lu Ziqiao smiled: "This is a fortune-telling from a distance, and there may be some errors. After all, I didn't come here by myself, but if I tell your fate, it should be very accurate."

"Then can you do the math for me?" Amanda said happily, and then grabbed the old man's pen, regardless of whether he agreed or not, and wrote a word on the paper: Wang.

After thinking about it, it was wrong, so I erased it and wrote a new one: drilling.

Lu Ziqiao stroked his beard, closed his eyes, seemed to be thinking, and muttered to himself, as if reciting some spells, suddenly, he opened his eyes.

"Girl, is it still a marriage?"

"Yes, marriage, master, I want to ask, when can I meet my true destiny?"

Amanda kept an eye out, and didn't say that she had divorced her current husband, but asked directly when she would meet a truly perfect man.

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand when he heard this, this woman is so clever, why was she so miserably deceived by that Kara?Could it be that a woman in love has a negative IQ?

But, if you want to say that she is smart, why is Lu Ziqiao fooled you for a moment.

It's just that when Zeng Xiaoxian saw the movement of Lu Ziqiao's hands, he understood that Amanda might not be able to see this movement, but as Lu Ziqiao's roommate who has been with him for so long, how could Zeng Xiaoxian not know it?

This is clearly an earphone plugged into the ear!He knocked with his hand just now, obviously to remind the person opposite that he was about to speak.

At this time, after Lu Ziqiao finished typing, he opened his mouth to look at the words on it, and then slowly began to speak: "This word'drilling', you use a heavier handwriting, which means that this word has left a bad impression on you. Impression, and when you wrote this word, you wrote the word 'Wang', that is to say, this was brought to you by a friend with the surname 'Wang' or with 'Wang'. You are experiencing a setback in your relationship After that, do you want to start again`ˇ?"

"Uh, master, I don't want you to count my past, I want to count my future." Amanda felt a little dissatisfied when her scar was untied like this.

And Lu Ziqiao shook his head, and said in a fairy-like manner: "No, no, the words are like the person. They were not calculated before, but deduced. It is the so-called cycle of cause and effect. Only when you know the cause can you deduce the effect. To know the future, one must first understand the past, and this is in line with the way of heavenly secrets."

Zeng Xiaoxian complained helplessly in his heart, the cycle of cause and effect, is this what Buddhists often say?You are a Taoist priest, you actually said that, are you playing tricks?

But fortunately, Amanda didn't care about it, or she didn't hear it at all, but asked anxiously: "Master, can you count the future now?"

"Of course, now that you have understood the cause, it is easy to calculate the effect. When will you meet your true destiny? Judging from your handwriting, although this 'drill' is full of power when written stroke by stroke, But it is obvious that there is not enough energy in the middle, and the 'drill' itself is extremely hard. When you encounter the lack of energy in the middle, it must be contradictory. That is to say, you may not meet the person you imagined.

On the other hand, when you wrote the previous word 'king', you were full of confidence. It can be seen that your future true son is still like him, or this person. "

"What? It's impossible." Amanda's face sank: "Liar, you mean I will forgive him? Impossible, he lied to me so badly, how could I forgive him?"

But Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "Flowers are not flowers, and fog is not fog. Sometimes, you can't look at the surface of everything. People's eyes are deceptive. Only when you look at the world with your heart can you see the truth."

Amanda wouldn't listen to his nonsense!Sometimes people are like this. If they hear good things, they hope it is true, but if they hear bad things, they will tell themselves in their hearts to believe in science.

Therefore, Amanda believed it very much at first, but now she doesn't believe it at all. It's just that she may have fantasies in her heart: "Then you can help my friend to calculate what level she will reach in the future."

Lu Ziqiao's heart skipped a beat, here?Ma Dan, after probing for so long, finally came.

Bai Zhi listened clearly, especially when Amanda wanted to do the math for Yu Mo, he believed even more that this Amanda just wanted to compare Yu Mo, to see how Yu Mo's fate compares to hers.

Lu Ziqiao smiled: "' ‖The girl, continue to write a word!"

"..."

Amanda picked up the pen, but didn't know what to write. She hesitated for a while with the pen, but she had no choice but to write the word "white" on the paper.

"White? Clear and clear, understand, black and white, self-made, black and white, you hesitate to pick up the pen, but you finish writing neatly, this person has a clean background, huh? Interesting!"

"What's wrong? Master?" Amanda asked in surprise.

Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "It's nothing, I'm just surprised by this person's past. The hexagram shows that this person's fate is rich and powerful, but the wealth star is hidden. This kind of hexagram proves that if this person sets foot in the mall, he will be powerful, but what can I do?" But he has no intention of being entangled in the world, and all his (Wang De's) things are hidden in the market.

But after all, if you are rich and powerful, even if you leave a little room, you will be rich and honored for a lifetime. "

"What do you mean?" Amanda seemed to understand, but also seemed not to understand.

Zeng Xiaoxian next to him couldn't stand it anymore: "Oh, it means that this person's life is rich and honorable, and if he goes into business, he will definitely make a lot of money, but he doesn't want to be so tired, so he doesn't show it.

but!He was born rich and noble, even if he didn't go into business, he can live his life in a very chic way, without being affected by troublesome things like firewood, rice, oil and salt, am I right?Grandmaster. "

"Of course." Lu Ziqiao nodded like a child.

Secretly, Lu Ziqiao gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up. He didn't expect Zeng Xiaoxian to be self-taught in this respect, what a pity!It would be nice if he could be this smart when picking up girls. . . .

Chapter 578

"What are you talking about? Can't you say something that others can understand?"

In the apartment, Bai Zhi, who was wearing earphones, looked depressed. This Lu Ziqiao belongs to heaven, right?Some of the things he said didn't make sense, and his teeth were sore when he heard it.

Lu Ziqiao on the other side just explained in a low voice: "What do you know? Talking about things that others don't understand is the way to fool people. If everyone understands, no one will be fooled by you."

Amanda on the other side, heard Zeng Xiaoxian explaining to her, and couldn't help but fell silent: "Master, what do you mean, in simple terms, even if he lays down and does nothing, he won't starve to death?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help being silent for a while when they heard this sentence, your sister, this Amanda's understanding ability is not bad!Zeng Xiaoxian explained such a long sentence, but she summed it up in one sentence.

Although a lot of things are missing, overall, there is really nothing wrong with it.

"Of course..."

"It's unreasonable, why can't I meet such a person." Amanda couldn't help becoming angry.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth, and started a voice transmission with Lu Ziqiao: "Hey, what are you and Bai 610 Zhi doing?"

Lu Ziqiao kept smiling, and replied: "I was entrusted by Bai Zhi to test this Amanda, and by the way, try to see if I can drive her away."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up: "That's right! You just need to say that she and Wang Kala are not in love, maybe she will go back, even if it doesn't work out, you can still plant a seed in her heart, let the She herself felt that reconciliation with Wang Kala was the only way out.

Amazing!Subduing others without fighting, you and Bai Zhi came up with it?What's next?I'm coming too. "

"Don't think about it, Bai Zhi has other plans, you are going to destroy them, believe it or not, he will tear you apart in minutes."

"Door boy, what are you doing?" When Zeng Xiaoxian came back to his senses, he just heard Amanda calling him.

Zeng Xiaoxian came to his senses: "Ah? What's the matter?"

"Do you know this Baizhi's past? I don't believe he is so powerful."

"Me? I know a little bit, but..." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly looked at Lu Ziqiao, and said jokingly: "But since the master is so powerful, why don't you do some calculations? After some calculations, it should be very important to you. Simple, right?"

"In that case, let's do the math!" Lu Ziqiao took this task as a matter of course, isn't it just talking about the past?Who wouldn't?

Lu Ziqiao continued to look at the word '白', pinching his fingers, as if he was trying to calculate: "This person's fate is rough, but he is extremely lucky. However, his own luck was too good, and his parents couldn't bear the luck, so they passed away one after another, leaving an incomparably rich inheritance.

Because of this, even if this person does not step into the mall, he will still live a rich life.

With a combination of luck, no matter what industry he is in, he will shine extremely, even if he wants to hide it, gold will always shine, and it will always reach a level that others can't imagine.

The star of the index finger is moving, but the brilliance is hidden deep, which shows that this person has learned to cook and has reached a certain level, but he is floating in the distance.

Greedy wolf star moves, martial arts life, although the brilliance blooms, but loses his voice halfway, it shows that this person practiced martial arts, reached a certain level, and then gave up halfway, hiding under the ordinary appearance.

The star of strategy is always shining, this ability has been used all the time, and has never been extinguished. If you go back to ancient times, you will definitely be the prime minister of the country.

. . . "

After Lu Ziqiao talked about it, Amanda was taken aback for a while, and even Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to be meeting Bai Zhi for the first time.

He looked at Amanda proudly, was he fooled now?I don't know what this guy is thinking, it's a pity that Yu Mo is not here now, so I can't see her.

But it doesn't matter, the plan itself was not carried out in this place, they had thought up a whole set of plans to ensure that there would be no traces, and that Yu Mo would not miss any good show.

"You said Bai Zhi, does he know?" Zeng Xiaoxian complained.

"Of course he does."

"What is your purpose?"

"Let Amanda compare, and then achieve a certain purpose." Lu Ziqiao said with a smile: "Don't make trouble! I managed to fool her."

"Cut..." Zeng Xiaoxian curled his lips, what kind of medicine are these two guys selling in the gourd?

"Is it true when he was?" Amanda suddenly asked Zeng Xiaoxian. She had never known Bai Zhi before, so naturally she didn't know the specific situation, but isn't there a ready-made person?