Bitch living in an apartment

"Emmm, there is a story in the myth about the Buddha cutting meat and feeding it to the eagle. Maybe we can learn from that old bald donkey."

As soon as these words came out, the scene was suddenly cold, Bai Zhi glanced at Wan Yu and Lu Zhanbo maliciously, and Lu Zhanbo, who was still preparing to watch the play, suddenly felt a chill rushing towards Tianling Gai.

Seeing Bai Zhi's eyes looking over, he couldn't help stepping back, not even caring that the chair was knocked down.

Bai Zhi approached thoughtfully, her gaze becoming more and more aggressive.

"Bai... Baizhi, you can't..." Lu Zhanbo was crying, so he had to ask Yifei for help: "Sister, help! Baizhi...he wants to cut my flesh."

"Zhanbo, the organization will remember you." Seeing Zhanbo like this, Yifei couldn't help but want to tease him.

"I have a way, but it will require some sacrifice from some of us."

"Ah ~ don't! I don't want to cut the meat, my meat doesn't taste good!" Lu Zhanbo groaned, and Bai Zhi hurriedly covered his mouth in fear that Meijia would come to him after hearing the sound. .

Chapter 67

One minute later, Bai Zhi and everyone in 1 returned to 3601, but now Bai Zhi had a bit of bitterness on her face, and if you look carefully, there is still a sense of excitement that is delighted to see the hunter.

The reason is very simple. In 1 minute, he said that he came up with a good idea, which can not only solve the dog's eating problem, but also prevent the kit from eating the steak.

That is, sacrifice a person, forcefully occupy the beef, and then quickly hide it.

In this way, some people may be offended, um, namely Lu Ziqiao and Meijia, but these are temporary, and it is enough to show the dog to explain afterwards.

As soon as this idea came out, everyone turned to Bai Zhi and Yifei, because only the two of them have the deterrent power, and it’s just a small problem~

But obviously neither of them wants to be the bad guy.

"Why? I came up with this idea, how can I implement it! Do I look easy to bully?"

And Yifei was more straightforward, took out an envelope, and fanned it like a fan: "Oh? It is said that you want me to be a bad guy..."

In an instant, Wan Yu and Lu Zhanbo stopped cooking. In the end, for the sake of fairness, they decided to draw lots. Bai Zhi still did not escape, and became the unlucky one.

In the midst of depression, make this dinner.

"It's finally done, I'm almost starving to death." Lu Ziqiao saw the last dish was served, and as soon as he picked up the chopsticks, he was about to pick up a piece and eat it.

"Wait..."

The movements of Lu Ziqiao's hands froze, and she looked at Bai Zhi in confusion, only to see that he quickly picked up the beef and ran away: "Haha~ I made you want to eat alone, this dish is mine."

"..."

The corners of the mouths of the people in 3601 twitched, as a million Cao Nima whizzed by in their hearts.

Lu Ziqiao also stared blankly at the table, picked up a chopstick and put it in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Isn't it just a plate of sweet potatoes? Why is he so excited?"

Yifei and the others just laughed a few times, and lowered their heads guiltyly, but a big fight broke out under the table, and each of them had to continue.

"Lu Ziqiao, why are you robbing? There isn't much beef in this plate, so why don't others eat it after you eat it?"

The people from 3601 hadn't decided the winner yet, the decision was already made on the table. Guan Gu and Meijia knew about Lu Ziqiao's peeing behavior, so they started to eat unceremoniously.

"Hehehe, there's no need to argue now, let's eat." Yifei weakly picked up the chopsticks, anyway, they had already eaten, so it didn't matter what happened.

I can only blame Lu Ziqiao for being unlucky. In order to eat more beef, this guy moved the dried sweet potato for snacks to the place where the beef used to be. Bai Zhi didn't take a closer look. The black dried sweet potato is very similar to the black beef. He took away the dried sweet potatoes in no time. . .

In order not to affect everyone's appetite, Yifei, Wanyu, and Lu Zhanbo tacitly did not tell them the truth, which also led to the three of them chewing beef at dinner time. . .

. . . . . .

When the first ray of sunlight shone into the iPartment in the morning, everyone reluctantly crawled out of bed, and some hardworking bugs had already woken up early to be eaten by the birds.

'Dengdengdeng~Peng~'

A burst of chaotic footsteps, accompanied by a violent door closing, broke the tranquility of the morning.

Bai Zhi rushed into the suite of 3601, firmly pressed against the door, breathing heavily.

"Baizhi, what's wrong with you?"

The loud closing sound attracted Yifei, who had just come out of the room, and Lu Zhanbo, who was already in the living room.

"Oh, it's nothing!" Bai Zhi exhaled, patted her chest in shock, and sat down on the sofa: "I was thinking about taking Daha and Xiaoha out for a stroll, but these two guys saw a big dog Their slightly older dog is actually scared, this is absolutely unbearable!"

"so?"

"So, I decided to train their guts, so I threw them over to a big dog and slapped the big dog on the head."

"..." Yifei suddenly became angry. Is this also called training courage?This is clearly training the fighting ability of the two dogs!However, she soon discovered a question: "What about Da Ha and Xiao Ha?"

"Oh, I slapped the big dog and then ran away. Now the big ha and the little ha should be fighting! It scared me to death, that Tibetan mastiff is really fierce, and it really lives up to its reputation."

"Hiss~~Tibetan...Tibetan mastiff?" Yifei and Lu Zhanbo gasped. From Bai Zhi's mouth, they felt that this was a Tibetan mastiff that was about to mature or had already grown up.

Lu Zhanbo couldn't help mourning for Da Ha and Xiao Ha, saying that the Hutch has the blood of wolves, but, even if you are two wolves, it is impossible for you to be an adult Tibetan mastiff in your childhood!

"You came back just like that?" Yifei asked him in disbelief.

"Otherwise?"

"You left the two milk dogs there and came back by yourself? Do you still have humanity?"

Bai Zhi was sprayed with saliva again, but she still came back to her senses: "It seems to make sense." He scratched his hair angrily: "I should untie their ropes, so that they can exert their full strength."

Yifei fell over when he heard that, but fortunately, Lu Zhanbo was quick and quickly supported him. .

Chapter 68

When Yifei was about to slap him too, there was a strange sound at the door, and Bai Zhi stood up curiously to open the door.

"Huh? Daha and Xiaoha, why are you back? Did you run away?" Bai Zhi looked over and over, and found that the hair of the two Erhas was not even messed up: "No, as one, no, two Soldiers, how can you run away? Go back and continue fighting until you can't stand up."

"..."

'Peng~'

The sound of closing the door woke up Lu Zhanbo and Yifei who were in a daze, and Yifei took a deep breath: "I really sympathize with these two guys, Zhanbo, let's get ready! We will have dog meat hot pot tonight."

"..."

Yifei made up her mind that tonight she must eat two large bowls with tears in her eyes to show her deep respect for the two soldiers.

. . . . . .

When Lu Ziqiao saw Bai Zhi again, it was already twelve o'clock in the noon, and Bai Zhi was sitting on the sofa feeding the two erhas.

This shocked Lu Ziqiao.

To be honest, Bai Zhi is not a qualified excrement shoveler. Although she will wipe her ass for the troubles these two little guys caused, she should be beaten and scolded at ordinary times, just like the feeling of being a dutiful son with a stick.

But now, not only did I buy a lot of delicious food, but I even fed them bit by bit, gently stroking their dog brains.

"Bai Zhi, what's wrong with you? This is not your style!"

"Oh, they fucked a Tibetan mastiff today, and this is their reward." Bai Zhi patted the dog's head again as she spoke, "Hey, it will still be so domineering and delicious in the future, but don't bite me randomly , do you hear? Although we have the strength, we will definitely not be the first to cause trouble, do you hear..."

"Wow~" Da Ha seemed to understand, and yelled twice, while Xiao Ha was still frantically solving the dog food.

Lu Ziqiao was no stranger to this, he suddenly moved over and sat beside Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, hehehe~"

"Want to borrow money again? How many girls have you fallen in love with this month?" Bai Zhi saw such a wretched smile until Lu Ziqiao wanted to borrow money again, and there was nothing else to do with borrowing money. They all had new prey. There is almost a rule.

"No, am I looking for you just to borrow money? Are you discriminating against me?"

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Be my wingman."

"Fuck off." Bai Zhi refused without hesitation. Women are the most troublesome things, especially the women I met when I was a wingman. Maybe the wingman will be pushed out as a shield when being the main engine is in danger.

"Don't! I didn't ask you to borrow money this time. Don't you agree to this little request?"

"You are worse than borrowing money."

"Brother, this time the prey is really special, I have to use the strongest state to deal with it."

"None of my business..."

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and ignored Lu Ziqiao. This guy is like a dog skin plaster. If he doesn't reject him forcefully and let him see hope, he will be even more shameless than Zeng Xiaoxian.

Picking up the two dogs, Bai Zhi, and hurried out, Meijia and Guan Gu went to the comic forum this morning, Guan Gu still hasn't changed the bad luck of appearing in the same frame with Mijia, I guess he will complain to Bai Zhi again when he comes back today.

What about Lu Zhanbo!Well, I'm still depressed in the suite, Yifei doesn't know where to go, only Wanyu is at 3601 to accompany Lu Zhanbo.

"Hey hey~" Lu Ziqiao quickly pulled Bai Zhi back.

"Give up! I will never lend you money. Don't tell me the purpose of the 'Madman's Club'. If you insist on it, I need to kill you first. You forgot the foot I mentioned Have you stepped on the legend of two boats?"

"Eh..." Lu Ziqiao was shocked at once, his eyes wandered, and he saw Bai Zhi's eyes lit up: "Then, can you lend me your dog to the head office? I will pay for their food and other expenses today." gone."

"Big ha, little ha?" Bai Zhi looked at Lu Ziqiao as if she was looking at a monster, how dare this guy take these two little guys to pick up girls?

All right!Since he has the guts, he has nothing to say. For the fact that cute pets are more attractive to women, Erha's uncertainty is too great, and the gains outweigh the losses.

Unexpectedly, Lu Ziqiao burst into laughter in his heart: "Haha, two milk dogs can beat the Tibetan mastiff? Is this topic hot enough? What you want is hot, Bai Zhi Bai Zhi, it's not the master who says you, picking up girls also has to keep pace with the times , although you have obtained my true biography, it is a pity that you will be eliminated by the world if you stand still."

Lu Ziqiao couldn't wait to rub his hands. The two Erhas also knew Lu Ziqiao, so they didn't struggle too much, but stared curiously at this shit-shoveling officer who wasn't a shit-shoveling officer, thinking whether to cause him some trouble by waiting. Woolen cloth!Or make some trouble?Or make some trouble?

After signing a series of unequal agreements, Lu Ziqiao finally got the two little guys, gearing up to show off his strengths, not knowing which way he has gone further and further in the routine. . . .

Chapter 69

"Bai Zhi, Bai Zhi."

Erha was borrowed by Lu Ziqiao, and Bai Zhi had nothing to do, so he could only accompany Lu Zhanbo in 3601 to be depressed, and hit him by the way, who made him lose his mind today!

Last time, I just talked about him once, and canceled his thoughts of dating casually, and now I have a fight with my goddess because of a woman who says 'I love you' to everyone.

It's time to educate, otherwise Bai Zhi felt that this guy would go further and further on the road of being a master.

It's just that when he was still coaxing Lu Zhanbo, Yifei looked for him all over the world: "Bai Zhi Bai Zhi, where did you die? Come out."

"What? I'm here."

Yifei walked to 3601, and saw Bai Zhi's idle appearance: "Why do you still have time to spend with Zhanbo here? You're all on fire."

"Then do you have a better choice?" Bai Zhi was a little depressed, who do you think is willing to say so much nonsense to a stubborn guy?Your own younger brother doesn't care about it, and you want me to comfort you, how cheating you are.

"Of course, it's time to save the world." Yifei clenched his right hand and lowered his arm, full of energy as if he was pumping up.

"Save the world?" Bai Zhi said sullenly and without the slightest interest: "Could it be that someone dumped the garbage into the garden of the community again? You should go to the subordinate household committee and tell me it's useless, or if you beat them up, they Just be honest."

This sentence is not counted as what he said himself, it is almost a cocoon, it is all a trivial matter of some neighbors in the community, so it developed.

As long as she said she wanted to save the world, it would be something like a single mother picking up things, or maintaining peace in the community.

"Who told you that it's in the community? I mean, I saw something unfair and needed someone to help."

"What's wrong?" Bai Zhi became more energetic.

"Emmm, I just met a girl in the restaurant downstairs. She said she had terminal cancer and wanted to see a boy for the last time, but the boy was avoiding her and she wanted to commit suicide."

"It's so miserable!" Wan Yu and Lu Zhanbo, who were listening next to them, suddenly burst out with sympathy: "Then we happen to be fine, is there anything we can do to help?"

"Um, no need, that girl probably doesn't deal with people much, so it's not good if there are too many people."

"Okay! What am I going to do?" Bai Zhi was convinced, at least it wasn't such a nutritious thing.

"I think you're a bit funny, but you're pretty handsome and safer than Zi Qiao, so your task is to go to that restaurant and watch the girl, at least until I get the boy over. Is there a problem? ?”

"Then do you know where to find someone?" Lu Zhanbo found a problem. The world is so big, and it's not that the boy can't take care of himself, so he can't find him after walking around.

"Don't worry, I know where he is, Bai Zhi, hurry over there, I'm afraid the waiter will be very busy, so I won't be able to see him for long."

"Okay! What does she look like?"

"Eh?" Yifei's face showed embarrassment, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "If you ask the waiter in the past, you will know that her appearance is not easy to describe. Anyway, it is fine to be pretty."

"Then I'll go right away." Bai Zhi simply took the wallet and walked downstairs without stopping.

"Huh~" Yifei wiped off her cold sweat, exhaled, and sat down on the sofa instead, watching Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo's eyelids twitch.

Then Wan Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and urged: "Feifei, why are you still in the mood to sit!? This is a matter of life and death!"