Bitch living in an apartment

But this look was captured by An An, and then looked at Bai Zhi's back, with a brighter smile on his face: "Oh~~ I blamed you, little Bugege."

He finally let Lu Ziqiao go, and then patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder.

Bai Zhi suddenly felt a gust of cool wind on her back, touching her celestial cap. . . .

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"You are..."

Bai Zhi turned around with a strong smile, that An An glanced at her with a smile, her face was almost stiff, and she took a deep breath: "Ah~~Ghost!"

He patted Bai Zhi's hand as if he had been pricked by a needle, and shrank back behind Lu Ziqiao.

Taking advantage of this, Lu Ziqiao broke free from his arm, then stood beside Bai Zhi, and patted his chest in shock.

I saw Mrs. Bai Zhi's face, because I just wiped it twice, it turned a little black and a little white.

It's fine that Lu Ziqiao has seen it from beginning to end, but An An didn't see it, Bai Zhi suddenly turned around, and he was instantly ruined.

Only the man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks behind him stared at Bai Zhi with his usual expression, and then comforted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! That's a human, not a ghost."

"..."

Lu Ziqiao blinked her eyes, and paid attention to the man Bai Zhi said was a woman when she had time. This guy was wearing a zippered dress with all the zippers pulled up to cover his neck.

Also, his chest is like an airport, it doesn't look like a woman at all.

He came over with a smile and stretched out his hand: "Mr. Bai, I'm sorry to bother you. I think Mr. Lu has told you our purpose. I don't know what Mr. 577 thinks about it? I can assure you, absolutely Give you a satisfactory price."

Bai Zhi glanced at her outstretched hand, well, if that An An stretched out his hand, he might pretend not to see it, because this guy is like a hooligan, especially a male hooligan.

But obviously although this person is a woman, she doesn't have any other intentions, Bai Zhi is still willing to be a little polite.

So he shook it: "Oh~ I heard that, so he must have told you that I would never agree."

"No, Mr. Bai, don't be in a hurry to refuse, you should listen to the conditions we offer before it's too late to refuse!" The 'woman' was anxious: "We will definitely not let you suffer."

"No, with so many celebrities, you can just find someone with the [-]th line, right? Why are you looking for me?" Bai Zhi rubbed the center of her brows with some headaches.

"How can an [-]th-line star compare to Mr. Bai? As long as you come out and admit what happened last time, you will not only become famous overnight, but also spread positive energy. There is no need for Mr. Bai to refuse such a thing that has no harm. Bar?"

"Go ahead!"

Lu Ziqiao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and observed for a long time, but she couldn't see whether the two people were the same as Bai Zhi said, and their genders were completely reversed.

It's not just the clothes, it's not even the personality!

He couldn't help interjecting and asked: "After talking for a long time, you still haven't said what you do!"

"Oh, we are from XX Road Hospital. Maybe Mr. Bai will know after a while. In fact, like Mr. Bai, we are a hospital with absolute conscience, so this is also the reason why we must find Mr. Bai."

Bai Zhi had some thoughts in his heart, but he still asked too much: "Which hospital?"

"Nephrology Hospital."

"..."

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other, Bai Zhi smiled dryly: "See you later..."

With a sound of oiling the soles of her feet, Bai Zhi ran out, leaving behind a stunned Lu Ziqiao.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao felt a little chill, and looked back, only to see An An looking at him shyly, and he swallowed: "Look, there is a flying saucer."

After speaking, she learned to apply oil on the soles of her feet like Bai Zhi, and rushed out of the bar.

It wasn't until he ran a long way to the downstairs of his apartment that he panted heavily and propped himself on the tree next to him to rest.

Bai Zhi pointed at Lu Ziqiao: "I said Ziqiao, do I have a grudge against you?"

"No? Why do you say that? Huhu~~" Lu Ziqiao asked suspiciously.

"No hatred? Then why do you want to kill me?"

"How did I hurt you?"

Bai Zhi waved her hand, found a random flower garden, and blew casually on the surrounding stone slabs: "It's fine if you sell me casually, and you brought me to meet these two people, what kindness are you doing?

I'll just say it!Even if you don't come here to seek revenge or to thank you, if a stranger asks you for something important, it will definitely not do anything good. "

"Who knew it would happen?" Lu Ziqiao's face was also a little ugly: "But speaking of which, your luck is not so good!"

"Damn it, I've been in the house for two days and finally got out, and I encountered such unlucky things, you think I'm lucky?"

Lu Ziqiao took a few breaths to regain his senses, and waved his hand: "No, didn't you see it? This An An likes beautiful boys when he sees them. You don't even know that the makeup you put on before is definitely within the range of his liking. It’s a good thing you wiped it off later, isn’t it luck or what? Otherwise, you’d just try it out like that, and I’m sure there won’t be any scum left.”

Bai Zhi couldn't help shivering when she thought of how she was going to test it out: "Okay! This looks really good."

He breathed a sigh of relief: "Wait a minute, you mean a pretty boy? Oh~~hahaha~~"

Bai Zhi patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder, Lu Ziqiao froze helplessly, and grabbed his arm: "Please, he will like me purely because I used to strike up a conversation, okay?

This man must have met too many people pointing fingers at him, so as long as there are men who like it, he can accept it.

This is very similar to a sentence, I have been single for a long time, and even a cat has a beautiful face. "

Bai Zhi tutted her head and shook her head: "I didn't expect you to have such a hobby!"

"Get out, you have such a hobby." Lu Ziqiao yelled, patting his clothes impatiently, as if he was afraid of getting infected by the virus: "By the way, you haven't told me yet, how do you know that their gender is not expressed in Does it look the same?"

"It's very simple! Men are yang, women are yin, if you have too much yin, you are a woman, if you have too much yang, you are a man, unless there are eunuchs in the palace, but those are special cases..."

"Wait a minute..." Lu Ziqiao was taken aback for a while: "How did you see it? Are they still shining like gold in the novel?"

"Have you got it? As the saying goes, a drink and a peck are all determined by God..."

"Ka~" Lu Ziqiao crossed his hands in front of his chest: "Can you speak human language?"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes: "Idiot, when you came to the bar, I had already walked around the bar. Although their behavior and appearance are very good, but don't forget, the body fragrance It cannot be concealed."

"Oh~~" Lu Ziqiao was relieved, since Bai Zhi, as a chef, naturally wouldn't have too many problems when it comes to smelling: "Wait a minute, but it's wrong! What if someone puts on perfume? And, that An An is How did you smell it? Even if she doesn't have body fragrance, there must be other fragrances, right?"

Lu Ziqiao thought that Bai Zhi had solid evidence!In the end, it was just such an out-of-context expression!At this time, his heart was bleeding a little. This An An is very beautiful, so Bai Zhi could not make up nonsense to prevent him from harming others, right? .

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"Say, do you want to be a good person and don't want me to harm other girls, so you made up such a nonsense to scare me?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Bai Zhi vigilantly.

Bai Zhi just shrugged her shoulders, not paying attention to Lu Ziqiao's threat at all: "There is nothing you can do if you understand it like this. It just so happens that he may have a good impression of you. Do you want to go find him again?"

"I..." Lu Ziqiao's heart trembled, as if he had swallowed poop: "Forget it, I won't look for it anymore, I'm afraid I won't be able to eat."

"By the way, if you didn't remind me, I forgot to ask." Bai Zhi suddenly touched her chin: "You've already done it, why do you still call me your wingman?"

Lu Ziqiao's expression froze: "Um, hahaha~ Where are you thinking? Haha, of course it's for double insurance! He won't believe it if he hasn't seen anyone."

"I don't believe it. Don't think I don't know about things like picking up girls. Once he achieves his goal, it is absolutely possible to cross the river and tear down the bridge and throw you aside. You wouldn't take such a risk and let him see me so quickly, say, you What else is there to gain?"

Seeing that Bai Zhi was about to punch him, Lu Ziqiao said helplessly, "Ah, okay~ I said, he gave me a deposit of 200 yuan, saying that he was meeting someone, so take the remaining [-] yuan, I'll see you." It is beneficial to take it, so I deceived you.

However, I declare!I don't know their real gender, and it remains to be verified whether what you said is true, and the decision is up to you, and I never guarantee anything, so, if you don't take the benefits for nothing, don't take it for nothing. take it! "

"What about the remaining 300 yuan?"

"I'll send them off, anyway, I don't want to go back." Lu Ziqiao waved his hand grandly, expressing that he already had ~ psychological shadow.

"It's rare for you to be generous." Bai Zhi shook her head disdainfully: "Forget it, I'll help you get back! You're so disgusting, there's no benefit-, it's unreasonable!"

"Really?"

"Of course, you think I'm just kidding?" Bai Zhi nodded.

"Good brother, you are loyal enough." Lu Ziqiao patted Bai Zhi's shoulder heavily, and happily forgot all the depression just now: "By the way, I'm still very curious about why you determined their gender?"

Bai Zhi yawned, only to realize that the weather seemed to be gloomy all the time. Based on his many years of experience, this didn't seem to be a sign of rain!

"It's okay to say, it's just right, so you don't have any eyesight at all. If you avoid lightning in the future, you will also help me avoid lightning."

"Right~"

Bai Zhi coughed: "Actually, it's simple. I've already told you about the person with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. She was exposed because of her deodorant. Although it's light, it's not without it."

"Then how do you confirm that it's not perfume?"

Bai Zhi sighed helplessly, and continued: "Don't forget what Yu Mo does. Of course, perfume is also a cosmetic. Yu Mo basically tries every cosmetic, and I don't want to know about it!

Over time, I basically remember or be familiar with the smell of perfume, but I can guarantee that it is definitely not the smell of a certain perfume.

Of course, this is not the most important thing, why can't you look carefully, you idiot?She has a man's personality, and her orientation is probably the same as a man's, but after all, she didn't deliberately disguise herself as a man, and some details began to be seen deliberately. "

"for example."

"For example, a certain Orchid Finger, have you ever seen a person who seems to have a rather bold personality, Lu Lanhua Finger?"

"Oh~ so based on these, you conclude that she is a woman?"

Bai Zhi shrugged: "You can also check it out! Anyway, I have no objection."

"..." Lu Ziqiao thought for a while in a bit of embarrassment: "Okay! Let's ignore this, talk about An'an! Is this difficult?"

"Well, indeed, it's difficult, but it's still the same sentence, dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, the son of a mouse can make holes, and some iconic movements can definitely be seen."

"for example."

"It's like Nima." Bai Zhi was a little speechless, so she could only wave to Lu Ziqiao, let him come over, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Lu Ziqiao suddenly realized, and gave a thumbs up, completely convinced of Bai Zhi.

"Understood? The same principle can be applied to women. Therefore, I didn't use these unreliable things to discredit them out of context. It was they who inadvertently revealed their true colors."

"Eh? No! Why do you know some habits of women?"

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"Ah~~~"

Bai Zhi covered her face, why is this guy a hundred thousand!Just don't be too cheating, and then said silently: "When you have a girlfriend who is careless and has a dirty mind, you will know why."

"what?"

Lu Ziqiao was a little unhappy. He had not said thousands of girlfriends, but there were still hundreds of them. Why didn't he have a girlfriend who was so careless?

As soon as he pouted his butt, Bai Zhi knew what shit he was about to shit, and sighed helplessly: "I said it was a deep friendship."

"Yes~"

Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment, seeing Lu Ziqiao's innocent face, suddenly ten thousand muddy horses galloped past her heart: "Damn...I'm not talking about the physical, but the spiritual, do you understand?" ?”

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"Okay~ Please make it clear, otherwise I will misunderstand."

It was only then that Lu Ziqiao realized, um, indeed, what Bai Zhi said was nothing more than wandering minds. Unfortunately, in this world, there are really few people who have wandered his mind, all of them are wild flowers.

It's normal if you can't understand Bai Zhi's thoughts, but he doesn't envy him either, he is a prodigal son, and those who fall in love with him will be very tired, even more tired than meeting a straight man of steel.

"Let's go~ I'll think of a way to get your fee back, and, you promised me, to save their orientation."

'Crack~' Lu Ziqiao suddenly felt his whole body froze, and looked at Bai Zhi mechanically: "Brother, are you really going?"

"Otherwise? You promised yourself."

"No, I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?"

Lu Ziqiao was about to cry. If he passed this, wouldn't there be even scum left?Can it be more reliable?I still want to live a few more years.

"Or, there is another way." Bai Zhi nodded.

"Say." Lu Ziqiao seemed to be grabbing a life-saving straw.

Bai Zhi glanced at Lu Ziqiao strangely, and then said: "In this way, you can be a matchmaker once and match the two of them, so as to prevent them from harming others, and it will be the most perfect result both physically and psychologically." .”

"..."six.

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