Bitch living in an apartment

"Hahaha~ I knew, how could I, Mr. Yi, die here! Hahaha" several people laughed wantonly, enjoying the perfect breath of life.

"Slow down, slow down." Zeng Xianer suddenly told everyone to stop cheering, and then pricked up their ears: "Did you hear the sound of 'Dididi~'?"

"It seems to be coming from under the white cloth." Zhang Xiaowei looked at the white cloth.

They had a bad premonition, they walked over and lifted the white cloth, the bomb was still lying there quietly, but Bai Xiaozhi was gone.

"Ah~~" Several people screamed again: "The one who killed a thousand swords, he didn't hold the bomb when he changed."

"It's over, how long will it be before the explosion?"

"Seven seconds left."

"Ah~" Zeng Xian'er said in a hurry: "This kind of magic must have secret passages or something, look for it, look for it quickly."

"Yes, find it quickly."

Several people spread out, those who knocked on bricks knocked on bricks, and those who hit the wall hit the wall.

"Only ten seconds."

"Ah~~ I don't want to die!" Mr. Yi leaned against the wall and slowly slid down against the wall.

"Boom~" A secret passage appeared behind him.

All the people looked at this side, stared blankly for a second, and looked at each other: "Run! There is no time."

'drip~drip~~drip~~~'

The countdown on the bomb became quicker, and they pushed open the secret door with all their strength, and then looked at the bomb, the last second.

"Ah~~"

Several people screamed and rushed to the back of the door. A huge 550-degree heat swept their backs, and they flew into the sky involuntarily, and fell heavily to the ground.

A few people felt that their ears were buzzing, and they couldn't hear any sounds, but fortunately, they patted the dust off their bodies, and they felt relieved that no one was missing arms or legs.

He kept stomping his feet, shaking out the dust thrown into his ears, and looked at each other as if there was nothing wrong.

"Are you all okay?"

"fine..."

"fine."

"..."

Voices came from all corners, Zeng Xian'er looked behind: "Fortunately, there is that door blocked for us, otherwise we will be finished."

"Huh~ It's too exciting. I knew that I, Mr. Yi, would not be so short-lived. I could be a disaster! I'm only under 30 years old! Not to mention living for 1000 years, at least 100 years will be fine~"

"You want to live another 100 years!" Zhang Xiaowei teased him: "You will be shot when you go out. You have been a traitor for so long and even stole my account. See if I will forgive you."

"Ah~ please spare me!" Mr. Yi glanced at Zhang Xiaowei, and then said seriously: "When you were inside, you almost killed us twice, don't you want to be responsible for this?"

"If you want to be responsible, you are also responsible for them. What's the matter with you?"

"...".

Chapter 524

Coming out of the ruins cursing, the few people always had the feeling of surviving after a catastrophe. Zhang Xiaowei and Mr. Yi were still arguing non-stop.

Mr. Yi probably knew that he was going to die if he went out, so he simply broke the jar and smashed it. He didn't get used to him at all.

"Eh? Where did Miss Xiaofei go?" Tang Xiaoyou found out that Hu Xiaofei was gone, so she might still be inside, right?

"Oh~ she said she went to heaven." Zeng Xianer explained: "Don't forget, in the play, her setting is finished, of course it's different from ours~"

"Oh~ that's it! We're the only ones eating the finale feast?" Tang Xiaoyou said happily.

"Don't even think about it."

A voice came from behind Tang Xiaoyou, which startled Zeng Xian'er and Tang Xiaoyou: "Sister Xiaofei, aren't you dead?"

"If you die, you die? I can't come down again?" Hu Xiaofei said dissatisfiedly: "I just remembered, I haven't eaten the finale yet!"

"What's the kill, what's the banquet! You're acting!"

"Isn't it?"

"You... I'm lazy to tell you." Zeng Xianer waved his hand.

At this time, Bai Xiaozhi and Qin Xiaomo suddenly came out from the side, stopped in front of several people, and nodded from time to time.

Zeng Xian'er was immediately upset, leaving them there, they still have the face to come back?

"Hey, what do you mean?"

Unexpectedly, Qin Xiaomo and Bai Xiaozhi ignored their intentions at all, and chatted to themselves, Qin Xiaomo stuck out his tongue: "Look! I said they can come out safely."

"Who said they came out safely? Now the whole body is black, as if crawling out of the bottom of the pot, like me..." Bai Xiaozhi pointed to herself: "I came out safely in this state."

"Hey, don't ignore me."

"What I mean by safety is that there are no missing arms or legs."

"But what I mean by safety is that the clothes are neat. What they were like before is what they are now. Look at them, which one doesn't have a handful of ashes on their faces?"

"I don't care, I don't care, you lose."

"Okay, I lost, I lost."

"..."

After Bai Xiaozhi and Qin Xiaomo finished talking, they realized that everyone was looking at them as if they were enemies, and Qin Xiaomo hid behind Bai Xiaozhi in fright.

"Hehehe~" Bai Xiaozhi smiled dryly: "Are you coming out? I knew you would come out. By the way, I bought you ice cream to suppress your shock. Come on, everyone has a share, don't grab it!"

"Come on." Hu Xiaofei snatched all the ice cream: "Don't think that this thing can fool us, what kind of plane are you guys doing!?"

"That's right, Bai Xiaozhi, we were almost killed by the bomb, do you know that?"

"That is, do you still have humanity?"

All of a sudden, everyone began to crusade against Bai Xiaozhi. Bai Xiaozhi's face became darker and darker, and she directly stopped: "Stop, why am I inhumane? If it weren't for me, you would have gone to hell long ago Now, is there still a chance to accuse me here?"

"Then why don't you leave us there?" Zhang Xiaowei retorted weakly.

"So what? I've given you many chances to get you the keys, unlock the locks for you, and give you secret passages. If you still can't escape, just die."

"I..." Zhang Xiaowei wanted to say something, but he saw everyone staring at him.

All right!His peak is indeed a bit bigger than Bai Xiaozhi's, twice. . .No, the three times, plus the one shot with a gun, were all his fault.

After being told, he bowed his head guilty.

"Then you can just tell us the secret door, why are you pretending to be a ghost?" Zeng Xianer asked dissatisfied.

"Just kidding, that's my ability to eat, why should I tell you?" Bai Xiaozhi said confidently: "In this day and age, it's good enough to save you. If I tell you the principle of my unique trick, in case What should I do if it is leaked? Do I not have to eat?

Zeng Xian'er, cutting off someone's fortune is like killing one's parents. Do you believe that I'll kill you right now to silence you? "

When Zeng Xian'er saw the dagger that Bai Xiaozhi took out, she couldn't help shrinking her neck, and swallowed continuously: "Believe, believe..."

"But, we already know it now, you don't want to kill us, do you?" Tang Xiaoyou asked weakly, he was afraid that she didn't want to die just after she got out of the wolf's den and was like a tiger's mouth!

"I never kill people." Bai Xiaozhi pouted: "I made a bet with Xiaomo, if you can see through my trick, you will be saved too. This trick has lost its attractiveness, and the mystery of magic will also disappear." Nothing left.

So, as long as you can come out, I will wash my hands, anyway, I stole it all these years. . .Oh, no, the money from robbing the rich and giving to the poor is enough to live for a lifetime. "

"｀ ‖Don't!" Zeng Xian'er suddenly panicked: "The organization needs you, you don't have to be a pity with your abilities! Besides, don't we cooperate very well~? From then on, you and I will be together, absolutely the world Invincible."

Bai Xiaozhi gasped, and looked at him in horror: "I still want to cooperate with you? Forget it, I'd better waste my skills~ This thing must not be kept."

"..."

Zeng Xianer twitched the corner of her mouth: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Can't you see it?" Hu Xiaofei jokingly said: "It means that they don't want to team up with your pig teammate at all~ Even the Terminator can kill you, and the Terminator is dead, but still alive, you Definitely a legend, not everyone has your hard skin."

"Correct answer." Bai Xiaozhi nodded in agreement. This thing can't be described as cheating fathers, and it is not an exaggeration to say cheating ancestors.

"So, if you lose now, just go shopping with me from now on." Qin Xiaomo put his hand on Bai Xiaozhi's shoulder.

Bai Xiaozhi showed a bitter face, shopping every day (Li Li's), why not cooperate with Zeng Xianer!

. . . . . .

"The story is over." Zhang Wei said dissatisfiedly. He looked down and saw that everything in the hot pot was gone: "Ah~ you...why didn't you wait for me! I haven't eaten a bite yet!"

"Pull it down! What you ate in one bite just now is more than what I eat now." Yifei burped and waved impatiently.

"Exactly." Bai Xiaozhi took out a toothpick out of nowhere. When I was telling the story, didn't I not eat a single bite?

"You guys... are too much, woo woo woo~"

"Oh~ why are you crying?" Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed his shoulders: "Think about it, Zi Qiao didn't even eat a bite! If you eat at least a big bowl, it's considered a punishment for him, and it's also considered a punishment." You put out the fire."

"Well~" Zhang Wei stopped immediately: "It makes sense."

"...".

Chapter 525

"I'm full and tired of listening, let's go back to each house and find each mother, right?" Yifei waved his hand and entered the room on his own, leaving a mess behind.

Several people were stunned, Zhang Wei shouted helplessly: "Hey, don't you clean up?"

Guan Gu shook his head: "Zhang Wei, stop shouting. Do you think she will clean up with her personality? If she wants to clean up, she will also clean up you."

"Eh~" Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment: "Forget it, the old man should go to bed! We can just come, hey~~"

It's just that everyone yawned, stretched their waists, and walked into the room, leaving only Zhang Wei holding a pair of chopsticks and wailing there.

. . . . . .

Lu Ziqiao seemed to know that Zhang Wei was chasing him everywhere, but he didn't go home all night, and kept wandering outside.

When Bai Zhi saw him again, it was two days later. This guy, after wandering outside for two days, Bai Zhi wanted to ask: "Lu Ziqiao, where did you get the money?"

"My Young Master Lu also needs to spend money to play outside?" Lu Ziqiao explained straightforwardly, and whispered in Bai Zhi's ear wretchedly: "You don't even know how ecstasy I have been these few days."

"Are you eating soft rice again?"

"Tsk." Lu Ziqiao said impatiently to 553: "What do you eat? Can you talk? I call it investment."

"Oh~ I see." Bai Zhi nodded: "Invest in some fat people! I know, I've seen it before."

"Ah?" Lu Ziqiao was stunned for a while: "What! I mean, those girls! It's just the money for one or two meals in exchange for my prodigal son's chance to return.

Bai Zhi, you have to know that even if I retire from the world, there is still a market. If I can exchange a meal for my favor, I will really retire in the future, and I will go to that girl. Yet? "

"Wait for you to retire? When will you have to wait?" Bai Zhi opened her mouth wide and complained, "While going, don't you see that I'm busy?"

"What are you busy with?" Lu Ziqiao glanced at the pen in Bai Zhi's hand, and there was an A4 notebook on the table.

"The script! Have you never seen it?"

"Script?" Lu Ziqiao was shocked: "When did you change your career?"

"No~" Bai Zhi said casually, and then continued to look at it: "This is the unanimous request of the seven people in our apartment. I want to write it out, and then let Yoyo show it to the directors. If you can pass it, you can shoot it. If you can't, let it go." , each of us collects one.”

"Seven people?" Lu Ziqiao asked suspiciously.

"That's right!" Bai Zhi glanced at Lu Ziqiao: "Oh, you weren't here the night before yesterday. We told a very long story. Yifei and the others thought it was very interesting, so they decided to write it down. It's good to wear it!"

"The story you told together?" Lu Ziqiao was shocked: "You can tell stories?"

"Just kidding, our story has been recognized by everyone." Bai Zhi said proudly: "You have to look at our apartment, several people have completely different tastes.

Teacher Zeng likes bitter dramas, Yumo likes idol dramas, Youyou likes all kinds of messy dramas as long as people don’t die, Zhang Wei likes spy movies, Yifei likes more exciting fighting movies, Guan Gu likes them. . .I don't know what he likes.

But what is certain is that this film has everyone's appetite, and everyone loves it. "

"Oh my god, can I still watch this?" Lu Ziqiao yelled in horror.

This is across different fields!Kneaded together, this is not the same.

"Would you like to watch it or not." Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "By the way, what kind of outrageous thing did you do? Offended more than 20 women at once? If you didn't use Zhang Wei's account, you would have been torn to pieces gone."