Bitch living in an apartment

"Wait a minute." Yu Mo interrupted Bai Zhi: "I bought cups and potted plants, why are they turned into ashtrays?"

"Sister, have you ever seen cups and potted plants that are so short or small?" Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, and took the little thing above the window that was as big as his palm and as tall as a thumbs up.

The higher-ups don't know where Baizhi got a small bamboo and a wicker stick on it, and there are three others lying quietly on the table, all of which are now used to put garbage. . .

"Really? I thought the cup was so small for dogs to drink water` ˇ~"

"..."

"I'll just say it~ Why would you rather use a broken bowl to fill Daha's water than this one!"

"..."

Bai Zhi was completely speechless, what is this?Natural stay?Ok!This is indeed the attribute that Yu Mo should have.

"Stop making trouble, watch a drama with me, I haven't watched a movie for a long time."

"Then let's go see it tomorrow. I can predict which movie is good and which movie is not good."

"Are you joking?"

"No, really, I promise."

"Okay~ I'll listen to you." Yu Mo nodded: "But it seems that you have no suspense when watching movies, so let's find someone who has seen them."

"Whatever." Bai Zhi shrugged. At this time, the only things that can impress him are some classic movies. As for some fast food dramas, if you don't want to watch them after watching them, forget it~

"Prison break? Just watch this..."

"..." Bai Zhi looked at Yu Mo with some surprise: "Yu Mo, you actually like watching this kind of drama?"

"What's the matter? I already prefer rougher men. If they have bigger muscles, I'd like them even more."

"Don't make trouble, I don't like the appearance of muscles like hammers." Bai Zhi said depressingly.

"I know you don't like it, let's see~"

As soon as Yu Mo clicked on it, the screen kept turning in circles, turning around, looking at Bai Zhi as if she was constipated.

"Internet disconnected?" Yu Mo turned over the phone, and it seemed that it was directly connected to the data.

"Could it be that it rained too much, so the network cable got flooded?"

"This... probably not?" Yu Mo said with some uncertainty, she looked at the time: "Everyone should be awake now, otherwise, go and see if they are dead."

"Okay~ I'll go and have a look."

Bai Zhi got up helplessly and went out, but when she knocked on the door, it seemed that Guan Gu, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were not there. Curious, he had no choice but to go to the next door to have a look.

It's really strange that all of them are here, the light is still quite dim, only the light from the TV shines on their faces.

Bai Zhi rolled her eyeballs and touched it quietly, only to hear Zeng Xiaoxian say there: "This is a prison full of crimes, many young and righteous lives have been tortured here and then disappeared.

But my great-grandfather, Zeng Xianer, has become a member of this place now, and may become a member who disappears.

His body was covered in dirt, and his body was now covered with scars. In front of his eyes was a piece of iron that had been branded red. At this moment. . . "

"Behind Zeng Xianer, a black shadow appeared, and a dry hand stretched out, stretching out in front of Zeng Xianer's face... ah~~~"

"｀ ‖Ah~~~" Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed, just in time to see a claw-like hand on his face, and screamed in fright.

The rest of the people were disturbed by such an atmosphere, and when they heard Zeng Xiaoxian yelling, they couldn't help but also screamed, and those who didn't know thought they had encountered something terrible!

"Hahaha~haha~~" Bai Zhi patted the sofa and laughed loudly: "The reason why you dimmed the lights so much is to tell such spy stories? Such a good atmosphere, it's unreasonable not to tell ghost stories."

"Hey, why are you scaring me?" Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest, panting heavily, what he wanted to say just now, but forgot for a moment.

"I'm sorry, seeing this atmosphere, I couldn't hold it back for a while." Bai Zhi sat down beside her: "You don't sleep at night, you run around telling stories, what kind of habit is this?"

"The internet is disconnected, I have nothing to do, and I can't sleep, so I can only tell stories." Yifei said helplessly, "It's better than watching Zhang Wei kill the lackeys, right?"

"Oh~~~" Bai Zhi (Li's) suddenly realized: "Zhang Wei, I heard your legend in the bar. Some people said that you got bigger because of the stomachs of many girls, and some people said that you want to take over 20 Many girls, and some even said that you came back from country T to take revenge on those [-] or so girls."

"Bar? Didn't you find out about it online?" Yifei asked curiously, "What does this have to do with bars?"

"You...you can't stop talking about this matter?" Zhang Wei exploded when he heard it.

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "I haven't surfed the Internet very much, but it's gone crazy in bars. There are dozens of versions. I listened to it all afternoon before I finished it!"

"Boring." Zhang Wei cursed angrily.

"By the way, Bai Zhi, we are assassinating Mr. Yi, do you want to come together?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought about the story he had not finished, and invited Bai Zhi to join him.

"Okay~ I'll see what you guys are talking about."

"...".

Chapter 510

"In other words, Zeng Xian'er was severely tortured in the cell of Mr. Yi's headquarters because he kept his mouth shut, but it was precisely because he was still valuable that Mr. Yi did not kill him, but locked him in the cell and prepared to continue to torture him. he.

Zeng Xian'er knew that if he continued like this, he might not be able to bear it, so he bought a prison guard with money and asked Tang Xiaoyou to bring a western meal. "

. . . . . .

"Western food?" Just as Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, several people called out inexplicably: "Are you out of your mind?"

"What does it mean to have a brain hole? It's a strategy. I want western food, and I want that spoon, so that I can dig a tunnel to get out." Zeng Xiaoxian explained his plan to several people.

"Your jailbreak is so weak." Bai Zhi complained silently: "Use a spoon to dig a tunnel, do you think you are Andy in "The Shawshank Redemption"? It took him a long time to get through the tunnel~ and you can't even get through the tunnel." After professional investigation and professional concealment, are you okay?"

"Even Fei can become a Terminator, why can't I dig a tunnel with a spoon?" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfied.

"Then trouble you to be more professional, okay? If you want to learn from other people's plots, you have to act a little like them~ I think there is a plot from the movie 507 that is quite suitable for you, and it is quite close to reality."

"What movie?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked expectantly.

"I forget what movie it is, maybe it's a novel." Bai Zhi scratched her head and thought for a while, "This one tells the story of a man who escaped from prison to make money."

"Sounds very interesting." Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his chin, someone who specializes in jailbreak to make money?It must be very experienced, maybe it can be used to try: "Let's talk about it first."

"Well, it's country D~ This country is amazing. It's not illegal to escape from prison. As long as you can escape, you can be free, so a profession was born, a profession that specializes in scapegoating, and among them, there is one outstanding person. , Professionally shouldering crimes for others, but every time he goes to prison, he can escape.

But this kind of person is definitely not a positive person. Perhaps because of retribution, he and his wife both suffered from cancer, and the cost of treatment slowly used up his savings, so he had to continue The next task.

And it just so happened that in a certain prison, a warden was very dissatisfied with him, so he said harshly that as long as he could escape their prison within seven days, this person would pay him a large sum of money to allow them to continue treatment.

In desperation, the jailbreaker took up the challenge, but the requirement was to pay a deposit first, and then call all the expenses to his wife after he got out.

The warden agreed without hesitation, and happily gave his wife a sum of money, so the escapee entered the prison.

In order to win this bet, all the wardens must be on standby to watch out for the prison escapee. He is suffering from cancer, let alone escaped. Now he is sick and has trouble walking, let alone escaping. So what should he do?

The warden would come to check on his cell almost every few minutes during the day, but the escapee seemed to have no intention of going out at all, and sat on the bed during the day to save energy.

At night, it may be due to the attack of the disease, coughing non-stop, and when I feel uncomfortable, I keep hitting the wall, my head is bleeding, and I yell.

But it was precisely because of this that everyone felt more at ease when they heard his coughing and screaming. After all, it proved that he was still in prison.

In this way, it lasted for several days. In order not to give him a chance to escape from prison, he was only given a little food every day, and he was not even released.

Until the last night, the prison breaker hit the wall more and more loudly, and the screams continued until dawn, but what is certain is that he was indeed inside all the time and did not go out.

On the morning of the eighth day, when the warden went to check happily, he pushed open the door, but his smile froze. There was no one inside, leaving only bloodstains all over the place, and the empty cell, even the dead body could not be found.

In this way, he really escaped, and the warden ordered a search. He didn't want to admit that he had lost, but after digging three feet, he still couldn't find anyone, so he had to believe it.

Until a month later, he received a letter from the jailbreaker asking him to keep his promise and transfer the money to his wife's account.

Only then did the warden confirm that he had really escaped, but he had no choice but to send the money, and he was convinced. "

Several people stared blankly at Bai Zhi and finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian asked weakly: "I'll go, isn't this too scary?"

"But, you still didn't say how he got out." Yifei asked weakly.

The corner of Bai Zhi's mouth raised an arc, took a sip of water, and continued: "Actually, the method he used is very simple. He just disassembled himself and flushed it out of the toilet."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian and the others almost vomited blood, your sister, they thought Bai Zhi was telling a very true story, but they didn't expect it to become a myth.

"Brother, you are even more unreliable."

Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "What's unreliable? That's because you didn't understand. He just hid a knife when he entered the prison, then disassembled himself, and flushed it out of the toilet."

"Isn't it still..." Zeng Xiaoxian got stuck after saying a word, thought of an extremely violent and bloody possibility, and shuddered: "What do you mean?"

"That's right, that's what you understand."

"That's not right~" After the goosebumps shook, Yifei found many loopholes: "In that case, he is already dead, how can he throw himself into the toilet and flush himself away? Besides, he doesn't scream when he's in pain. I don't believe it, and in the end, wasn't he the one who wrote the letter to the warden?"

Bai Zhi seemed to know the expression on your face to ask such a question, and laughed twice: "The first question, how did he wash himself away?

It's very simple, although he can't escape from the prison, he still knows how to open the lock. He opened the iron door and let the inmates next door wash it away.

The second question, he can cry in pain, why didn't others notice?It's even simpler, because he coughed and slammed into the wall and screamed a few nights ago just to give others the illusion that this is normal, so that even if he screamed badly in the last night, no one would care.

In the same way, the blood stains left on the ground after hitting the wall like this became a matter of course.

And he knew that he would not live long, and for the sake of his wife's belief that he could live, he could do anything. After the work was done, the inmates would throw it into the toilet and flush it away.

The third question, the letter, is definitely not written by him. He wrote it before he entered the prison, handed it over to others, and sent it to the warden at a certain time, creating the illusion that he escaped and was still alive. Cross the sea. "

Several people swallowed their saliva, and couldn't help but feel chills in their hearts. .

Chapter 511

"It's too violent, I'd better use my spoon to dig the tunnel~ Otherwise everyone will die, and it's useless to go out." Zeng Xiaoxian said silently.

Several people nodded in sympathy, it was too violent, even they never thought that Zeng Xiaoxian would escape, but with this method, it is obvious that they would not be able to pass the audit, let alone broadcast it.

Zeng Xiaoxian continued talking, when it came to back tattoos, Yu Mo probably got impatient and walked in from the door.

"Teacher Zeng, you should stop insulting people who have escaped from prison. Are you so wretched and so smart?"

"Yu Mo, you're here too?" Yi Fei greeted, apparently feeling a little weak about her own death.

"That's right~ We wanted to watch "Prison Break" at first, but there was no internet connection. I came to ask if you guys were disconnected. As a result, he listened to the story here and didn't want to go back."

Yu Mo glared at Bai Zhi fiercely, God knows how boring she would be alone in the room without the internet, she was about to start counting how many mosquitoes there were in the air.

"We are picking up the story, do you want to try it?"

"Okay! It's okay anyway." Yu Mo saw that Bai Zhi wanted to stay, so he simply sat down and listened together: "Where are you going~?"

"I'm about to escape from prison, Yu Mo, you're just in time for an orgasm." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled wretchedly.

"What's so interesting about your escape from prison?" - Yifei sneered.

"No, it doesn't matter whether it's good or not, wait until I'm done~~"

"Hahaha~ wait for you to finish?" Yifei sneered a few words, but still spread his hands, asking him to finish quickly.

Zeng Xiaoxian organized his words, and when he was about to speak, Yoyo quickly interrupted him: "Wait a minute, Mr. Zeng, don't just think about escaping from prison! The theme is Mr. Shayi!"

"learn."

Zeng Xiaoxian continued, and the story began again. . .

Zeng Xian'er dug the tunnel and went through all kinds of difficulties and dangers, and finally dug to the ground. I don't know whether it was a mistake in the blueprint or a problem with his sense of direction. After digging through, he was still in the prison. Just another cell.

"Eh? Why am I still in prison?" Zeng Xianer said angrily.

However, the layout inside the prison attracted his attention. It wasn't dry straw or foul smell, but expensive furniture, expensive beds, and a dressing table.

Sitting in front of the dressing table was a young girl grooming her eyebrows, and he walked over curiously.

"Excuse me, who are you?"

The young girl glanced at him casually: "Can't you tell? Obviously I'm a prisoner!"

Zeng Xian'er opened her mouth wide and muttered to herself, "I'm also a prisoner, why is there such a big difference in treatment? Is there any humanity?"

Zeng Xian'er roared loudly, which startled Qin Xiaomo, she rolled her eyes and asked, "Why are you locked in?"

"Assassinate Mr. Yi! What about you!"

"Oh~ Mr. Yi pursued me shamelessly, but I didn't agree, so he locked me here and let me think about it." Qin Xiaomo said depressed and sad.

"Uh, then you can dig out with me~" Zeng Xian'er invited Qin Xiaomo, regardless of whether he could escape or not.