Bitch living in an apartment

"No, the flowerbed next to it can just block us, so let's go around."

"Come on, you two, we're going to miss the show."

The three of them bent their backs, walked through the flower beds one by one, and walked to the side of Guan Gu and Yoyo, where they could clearly hear the two of them talking.

"Yuyou, there don't seem to be many people around." Guan Gu looked around, and the three of them quickly retracted their heads in fright, perfectly avoiding Guan Gu's sight.

It's still cool now, and the swimming pool must be empty, so people walking around at dusk will come and walk.

"Yeah~ It's just the two of us, what do you... want to do?"

"I think... I, think about that."

"Then... shall we try?"

"Okay ~ let's try."

"Ah~~" Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed excitedly, Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao quickly covered his mouth.

"What's the sound?" Guan Gu and Yoyo looked around vigilantly like frightened birds.

Bai Zhi kept winking at Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao was quick to wit, pinching his nose: "Meow~~Meow~~Meow~~"

"So it's a cat?" Guan Gu and Youyou breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, looking at each other affectionately, seeing their faces getting closer and closer, Lu Ziqiao even took out his mobile phone to take a picture.

"Ah~~" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled again.

"It's a person, who's there?" Guan Gu and Yoyo finally heard clearly, it's definitely not meowing.

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at Zeng Xiaoxian angrily, only to see Zeng Xiaoxian's expression twisted, then he jumped up suddenly and jumped directly into the swimming pool.

There was a couple of 'thumps', and then the whole body sank. Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other and shouted: "Teacher Zeng..."

Bai Zhi plunged down, just about to grab Zeng Xiaoxian and go up, but Zeng Xiaoxian swiped with his foot, grabbed the pole of the swimming pool, and kept panting.

"Hey, what's the matter with you?" Bai Zhi roared dissatisfied.

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his butt with one hand, grabbed the pole with the other, shivering: "Just now, something stung me just now."

"What is it?" Lu Ziqiao searched around, and the scorpion kept crawling under his feet: "Ah~~"

This product was worse than Zeng Xiaoxian, so he ran out in fright, looking at Guan Gu and Youyou dumbfounded.

The two of them ran to the edge of the pool: "What are you doing here?"

"Eh~~" Bai Zhi felt a little guilty, but she couldn't tell what 483 was doing because of the water on her face: "We... are collecting materials."

"Collect materials?" Guan Gu and Youyou looked at them suspiciously.

Bai Zhi and Zeng Xiaoxian crawled out of the swimming pool, Zeng Xiaoxian grinned grinningly while clutching his buttocks in pain: "Never mind this, Zi Qiao, what did you see?"

"Scorpion, scorpion, what a big scorpion?"

"Ah? Where is it?" Youyou jumped on Guan Gu's body in fright.

"There are scorpions in this place? Someone raised it?" Bai Zhi took two pieces of wood and clamped it up like a vegetable, and took a closer look at the scorpion's whole body. The two pincers looked extremely huge: "It looks like an emperor scorpion. Bar?"

"Is it poisonous?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked weakly enduring the pain.

Bai Zhi rubbed her face and recalled: "Scorpions must be poisonous, but this kind of poison doesn't seem to be very poisonous, it only hurts and swells for an hour or two."

"That is not bad..."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest, the sting was an indescribable part, how embarrassing it would be to treat it!It's fine to be yourself.

"What are you doing?" Guan Gu and Youyou couldn't help being a little puzzled when they found that Bai Zhi found a rope from nowhere and tied the scorpion directly.

"The scorpion is quite delicious. I remember that the emperor scorpion only costs about a hundred yuan, so I will be lucky tonight."

"..."

Several people swallowed their saliva, feeling a little chilled in their hearts. .

Chapter 470

Zeng Xiaoxian and Bai Zhi went home and changed into a set of clothes. They were dry and comfortable.

Guan Gu and Yoyo were obviously very unhappy, they sat listlessly on the sofa, especially Guan Gu, when facing Lu Ziqiao who was sitting across from him, he wanted to eat his flesh and drink his blood.

Hey, it's the first time after all~ It's hard for anyone to tell about being destroyed like this.

Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the room with a limp, his face was very ugly, it would not be an exaggeration to describe it as distorted.

Bai Zhi was teasing the scorpion with a stick, and glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Mr. Zeng, aren't you? Isn't it just two small wounds~ As for it?"

"Try... oh oh..." Zeng Xiaoxian yelled, as if he touched his buttocks, and grinned in pain: "I wanted to disinfect just now, so I applied a little salt water, and now I feel The pain in the buttocks."

Bai Zhi opened her mouth and could only give a thumbs up: "Mr. Zeng, you can do it. Haven't you heard the saying of spreading salt on the wound?"

"Stop talking, I'll eat this scorpion today, don't let anyone snatch it from me." Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the scorpion Bai Zhi put on the table with hatred, planning to eat it to avenge his revenge.

"Do you know how to eat?"

"I don't know." Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head: "If I don't know how to eat it, I will wash it into the Pacific Ocean."

"That's such a waste!" Bai Zhi said awkwardly: "How about I mix garlic for you? After frying, it has a special taste together with garlic, and it can also ward off evil spirits."

"Okay, don't anyone grab me~"

"No one will snatch it from you." Guan Gu said weakly, he didn't even intend to eat this stuff, how could he snatch it from him?

Bai Zhi tied the rope to the faucet, and then hung the scorpion like that: "That will have to be discussed at night."

Bai Zhi looked at the time and found that Yu Mo hadn't woken up yet, so she was going to wake her up. It's not a good thing to sleep for too long!

Zhang Wei suddenly rushed in angrily, drank all the water on the table in one gulp, it was too late for Bai Zhi to stop: "Oh, that's...`ˇ."

"What's the matter? Isn't it just a glass of water? As for being so stingy?" Zhang Wei said impatiently.

Several people twitched the corners of their mouths, and Bai Zhi said quietly: "The glass just now...is bath water."

"..." Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and almost fainted: "What did you say?"

"Oh, it's not our bath water!" Bai Zhi hurriedly denied it. I caught a scorpion just now, and that was its bath water: "Hey, if you hate it, you can drink more soup at night."

"Just now you said it was fried!" Zeng Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly,

"Oh? Really?" Bai Zhi scratched her head: "Oh, whatever, at worst I can stamp your thigh."

"Stop talking, okay?" Zhang Wei was about to vomit and rushed into the toilet.

"..." Several people shook their heads and let him go helplessly.

After a long time, Zhang Wei came out of the toilet, his face was pale and his calves were shaking.

Lu Ziqiao asked casually, "Zhang Wei, what's wrong with you? Why were you out of breath when you came in?"

Zhang Wei temporarily forced himself to forget what happened just now: "Do I look disgusting?"

Several people looked him up and down, what should I say?Disgusting is definitely impossible, but it looks more like Pan Kanzhang playing Bai Zhi's indifferent comment: "No! You look very sunny."

"is it?"

"Well, it's a little harsh."

"..." Zhang Wei stared at Bai Zhi with hatred.

Bai Zhi sighed: "Just kidding~ Why do you care about this issue?"

"Since you don't feel sick, why did a woman vomit when she met me just now?"

"Pfft~" Several people spat out directly, laughing and staring at Zhang Wei.

"Maybe, we don't know why she's disgusting~hahaha~~" Lu Ziqiao laughed like an idiot.

"Maybe we got used to it after spitting, hahaha~"

"..."

Zhang Wei looked at the group of bad friends sadly, and he realized that it was a mistake for him to say things to comfort them. These guys can do nothing but read jokes.

. . . . . .

Unknowingly, a week has passed, and Guan Gu and Yoyo have been dating for a week. Facing the pressure of gossiping people in the apartment and many light bulbs, they fought more and more courageously, but they never gave up in the world of the two.

However, two fists are no match for four hands. No matter how defensive the two of them are, they can't prevent six people from reporting gossip in turn.

So, they shift positions every day, and for two days on weekends, they know everyone is there, so they are very smart not to go out on a date.

But when it comes to working days, they are like industrious little ants, looking for new dating places every day, and choose to be in the kitchen when everyone goes out on Monday;

After the failure, I changed to another place on Tuesday and went to the toilet; unfortunately, it was still damaged, and went to the rooftop on Wednesday; then on Thursday, I changed to the grass in the small garden.

But all of these were sniffed out by the paparazzi in advance, and every time they failed.

It was another Friday, Lu Ziqiao finally asked Xiao Hei to get a remote control robot, and put it in the living room of 3601.

"' ‖Baizhi, you go to the elevator to let the wind out. If Guan Gu and Youyou come back, you can whistle or hold them back." Lu Ziqiao held the screw in his hand and ordered Baizhi to stand guard.

"Don't worry, Guan Gu bought the tickets at 10 o'clock, and they won't come back until ten o'clock. They have just gone out for [-] minutes now! Haven't arrived at the cinema yet!" Look at this robot better.

"Not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, what if they come back to get things?"

"Come on~ They also go to the next door to get things~ Do you think you have to take your ID card with you?"

"...(Money is good)"

Several people looked at this wretched guy helplessly, but it was acquiescence to what he said. Yifei rubbed the black robot with his fingers, looking extremely dull: "Are you sure this robot can see clearly? Why do I feel a little hang!"

"You'll know if you try it?" Lu Ziqiao connected the cable, and then connected to the computer to switch to the video screen.

"Yes, yes." Yu Mo said in surprise, pointing to the screen on the computer, and then waved his hand in front of the robot, the screen was extremely clear: "Yes, it seems quite clear."

"You can also turn your head remotely~ so you won't be afraid of losing your position."

Lu Ziqiao controlled the robot to shake its head and nod continuously, making a 'creaking' sound.

"Is this too loud? What if they heard it?"

"It's okay, let's try not to turn our heads." Lu Ziqiao didn't care at all, and then looked at the manual to install it.prosper.

Chapter 471

The waiting was boring and long. It took half an hour to finally finish the robot. Several people took their computers to the next door and waited for Guan Gu and Youyou to go home.

However, time gradually passed, the agreed ten o'clock, now it is almost eleven o'clock, and they haven't come back yet.

Bored, Bai Zhi poured a glass of water and took a glass for Yu Mo.

Sleepy is not sleepy, the main reason is that today these guys will never give up until Guan Gu and Yoyo, they are trying their best to be patient!

Bai Zhi suddenly thought of a question, rolled her eyes, walked into the room, and came out again 5 minutes later.

"Guan Gu and Youyou won't go out to open a room, will they?" Zeng Xiaoxian yawned. If they don't come back, he will go to the radio station.

"It's very possible that eating, watching a movie, and having a room are routine procedures for couples." Lu Ziqiao agreed seriously.

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, and when he was about to get up and go back, he happened to see Bai Zhi coming out of the room, and suddenly wanted to see something floating behind Bai Zhi.

"Bai Bai, what's behind you?"

"The one in the back?" Bai Zhi was taken aback, and turned her back around, with a big turtle sticking to her back.

Several people couldn't help laughing, Zeng Xiaoxian walked over and patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder: "Hahaha, Bai Zhi, there is a big turtle behind you~ and it's quite a big one~ ahahaha~"

"Hahaha~" Bai Zhi suddenly laughed out loud.

"487 What are you laughing at?" Zeng Xiaoxian was puzzled.

Bai Zhi shook her eyebrows: "Well, that's right, there is a big turtle behind me, and it's super big~~"

"..."

Several people looked at each other: "Is this guy having a brain attack?"

Bai Zhi suddenly pointed to the back with both hands: "Did you see the big turtle behind me?"

Seeing Bai Zhi's finger pointing at him, Zeng Xiaoxian reacted instantly: "I'll go, you dare to call me a big turtle."

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "I didn't say it, you said it yourself."