Bitch living in an apartment

"Zi Qiao, why are your methods all intermediate? There is no more advanced method." Yu Mo asked jokingly, every time she listened to it, it was the ultimate plan.

"Advanced, I'm afraid he won't be able to comprehend it." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei: "Don't talk nonsense, let me explain the rules to you. We cooperate with each other. During the introduction, there are a lot of things that I don't want to talk about. I need you, you have to successfully sell me out by insinuating, and vice versa, do you understand?"

"Understood." Zhang Wei happily agreed to come down to 09, because it sounds quite simple.

"Very good, by the way, have you memorized the three rules I taught you?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly asked Zhang Wei.

Zhang Wei tilted his head and thought for a while: "Probably remember, first, find a way to hint to her partner, let her leave quickly, so that we can pay attention to her; second, inadvertently reveal that her partner has After leaving, let her know her image and taste; thirdly, let them feel that her partner is taken away by us."

Lu Ziqiao: "..."

Bai Zhi listened in a daze to Zhang Wei uttering these three rules, and even Yu Mo was baffled by what she heard, so she couldn't help but tugged at Bai Zhi's sleeve: "Bai Bai, why do I sound so perverted when I hear this? ~"

"You idiot, it's all messed up." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's head speechlessly: "This is what you remember."

"I'll just say it~ I said why we learned it differently." Bai Zhi complained, he thought that Lu Ziqiao had already upgraded this law!

"What was it like when you were studying?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

Bai Zhi shrugged and said casually: "First, inadvertently reveal that your partner is paying attention to her; second, subtly raise the image and taste of your partner, making them feel that it is an honor to be noticed curious."

"..." Yu Mo blinked his eyes twice: "What about the third one? Zhang Wei must have counted wrongly, right?"

"Of course not. There's one more thing ahead. Find a way to get rid of the girl's partner, so you can make an order." Lu Ziqiao added for Bai Zhi.

"Then why doesn't Baibai know?"

Lu Ziqiao said proudly: "Of course it's because he doesn't need it anymore. This is a special one I added for Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei's level is too low to catch them all at once. We can only defeat them one by one."

Yu Mo sighed: "Can you really help Zhang Wei get out of the shadows?"

"Of course, don't forget who I am." Lu Ziqiao straightened his collar and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "It doesn't matter if you can't remember the theory, as long as you remember what to do, apply what you have learned~ Our In life, there's no rehearsal, only live telecast."

"Well, it's indeed a live broadcast." Bai Zhi responded calmly.

Yu Mo shook his head and turned around, and saw Bai Zhi was taking pictures with his mobile phone at a glance, she couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

"Shooting a video~ With such an explosive scene, how can I eat alone? Of course I want to share it with everyone~"

"Share it with whom?"

"the whole nation."

"..." Yu Mo rolled his eyes, this stuff is going to be uploaded on the Internet~ It's really amazing!

3 minutes later. . .

"Pa~" There was a sound of a glass smashing on the table, and a glass of water splashed on Lu Ziqiao's face, but Zhang Wei was fine.

Silently wiping the drink off his face, Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei like an idiot: "Zhang Wei, are you a pig?"

Bai Zhi handed him a few napkins: "Zi Qiao, it seems that your indirect method of striking up a conversation is quite different!"

"It's a good thing it's not red wine, otherwise my clothes would be useless." Lu Ziqiao sighed, wiping the wine on his clothes.

"Zi Qiao, I'm sorry, I may not have grasped the key."

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, it's just a drill for the first time, wait a minute, pay attention to your wording." Lu Ziqiao is also used to it, when Bai Zhi said it, he also poured a lot of wine!

In his eyes, even a talented person like Bai Zhi still needs time to adapt, let alone Zhang Wei.

"This time it's me instead, you remember to pay more attention."

"it is good."

The two started a new round of picking up girls, and Bai Zhi was enjoying the filming: "I bet, Zi Qiao will definitely suffer in one minute this time."

"Why Ziqiao again? First, they have changed roles." Yu Mo was a little puzzled.

"Because, Zi Qiao's face is so embarrassing!"

"..."

1 minutes later. . .

"Pa~" The drink was all over her face again, Lu Ziqiao stared at the drink, not wanting to wipe it off, and went back to the bar.

"How is it, Yu Mo, isn't this scene good?" Bai Zhi rubbed her palms together, asking Yu Mo for credit.

"Are you crazy?" Before Yu Mo could speak, Lu Ziqiao was upset: "Are you so happy that I was splashed? How can I say that I am also helping Zhang Wei get out of the shadow of broken love!"

"You are 480 making fun of yourself." Bai Zhi complained silently.

Zhang Wei was simpler, but he still had a smile on his face: "Zi Qiao, I may not have grasped the key, or should we do it again?"

"..."

Lu Ziqiao looked at him slowly, even Yu Mo felt that Zhang Wei was messing with Lu Ziqiao, of course Yu Mo heard what they said just now, who would commit such a crime?

Zhang Wei was so flabbergasted that he didn't dare to say the same thing again, so he could only laugh at himself weakly: "Is it true that I don't fit here? There is a saying that flowers are often cow dung, not flowers." people."

"Hmm..." Lu Ziqiao yelled heavily, "If you were flowers, the cow wouldn't dare to poop."

"Pfft..." Yu Mo burst out laughing.

Lu Ziqiao kept lecturing: "I always feel that your left head is flour and your right head is water. If you shake it, your head will be covered with paste. What do you think?"

"What are you in such a hurry for? I don't know if this matter is because you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry?" Bai Zhi said helplessly: "It's only a day, and the days are still long!"

"Heh~" Lu Ziqiao gave a disdainful smile: "This is only the first day, I'm going to die soon, what will happen later?"

"...".

Chapter 460

"Zhang Wei, you missed the point I said." Bai Zhi said suddenly.

"What's the point?"

"I said before that the range of girls you're looking for is too small. You can't be good enough, so you have to find the best one. Sometimes, you have to lower your standards."

"For example?" Zhang Wei became interested.

"For example, how acceptable is the girl you want, such as whether she can cook, run a house, even have children, and how good-looking is she? These are the bottom lines.

As soon as you come up, you must be gentle and virtuous, you can cook, you can make money, you have a good voice, and you are beautiful. How can there be such a good thing in this world? "

"The bottom line I accept~" Zhang Wei tilted his head and thought for a while: "That's the kind, she can beat my legs when she's tired, she can do housework quietly when she's sleepy, and she can cook for me when she's hungry." Bowl of hot noodles, drunk..."

"Yu Mo, let's go back! Zhang Wei is hopeless, I think it would be better for us to watch Guan Gu's show." Bai Zhi turned her head and pulled Yu Mo outside.

Crazy, I have never met such a girl, besides, if I do, can I let you catch her?I don't know which bastard it's cheap for a long time.

"Hey, I haven't finished yet!" Zhang Wei opened his mouth, but didn't stop Bai Zhi, turned around and said to Lu Ziqiao, "Zi Qiao, what's wrong with them? Am I demanding too much?"

"Hehehe." Lu Ziqiao shook her head with a smile, and then touched Zhang Wei's face: "Listen to me, you must not lower your standards in the future. This is your minimum standard. You must know that most people are now chasing girls. A good figure, a pretty face, being able to go to the hall, to go to the kitchen, to get a mistress, to beat a hooligan, these are the basic requirements for you, don’t lower your standards.”

"really?"

"Really." Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's shoulder, and when he turned around, he could barely roll his eyes.

But Zhang Wei didn't feel sad after losing his love at all. He looked at the ceiling, smirking and thinking that after marrying such a girl, his life would be like heaven.

The girls around him are several meters away from him, so as not to be infected with neurosis.

Back in the apartment, Yu Mo put down his bag, sat on the sofa, and hammered his shoulder: "It's all your fault, what's the show? It's all right now, I haven't done anything yet` ˇ!"

"What do you have to do?" Bai Zhi was a little confused, he only dragged Yu Mo down to play when he saw that Yu Mo had nothing to do.

"I just remembered that your ex-girlfriend said she would come to me."

"What did she ask you for? Fighting?" Bai Zhi said depressingly.

"Of course she asked me to buy cosmetics for her a few days ago~ I specially asked a friend to bring them back from a foreign country, and my phone was turned off again, and she must have left. Things that cost thousands of dollars, I will smash myself in hand."

"Then you use it yourself~" Bai Zhi said indifferently: "Anyway, you often buy it, so you can save it and let your friends bring it."

"But I have no use for this."

"Then use it for me. Anyway, you do it often, so this one is not bad." Bai Zhi said casually, who doesn't use cosmetics?Anyway, he is not picky eater at all, and he never refuses anyone who comes.

"This is used to eliminate stretch marks." Yu Mo looked at Bai Zhi blankly.

"..." Bai Zhi stared blankly at Yu Mo, and said "Oh" lightly: "What are stretch marks?"

"Tsk~~~" Yu Mo covered his head, both annoyed and funny: "You don't know how to check yourself?"

"Check it out." Bai Zhi took out her mobile phone and clicked on Baidu: "The formation of stretch marks is mainly due to the influence of pregnancy hormones, coupled with the bulge of the abdomen, which damages or breaks the elastic fibers and collagen fibers of the skin, and the abdominal skin becomes thinner." It becomes thinner, and some pink or purple wavy patterns of different widths and lengths appear.

After childbirth, these patterns will gradually disappear, leaving white or silvery white shiny scar lines, that is, stretch marks. "

Bai Zhi nodded and understood a little: "Oh, so it's the wrinkles on the belly? Yu Mo, when did you expand your business to the belly?"

"..." Yu Mo rolled his eyes and looked at him.

"No, your sister, so I can't use it?"

"Otherwise? Would you like to try and see if you can clean up the potholes on your butt?"

"Nonsense, my butt will be full of potholes, right~ Since it won't, then I won't be able to use it at all, no, I have to let her buy this back." Bai Zhi took out her phone and was about to make a call: "I Which ex-girlfriend wanted it?"

"no need."

"How can you not use it? You still want to keep it for yourself..." Bai Zhi suddenly calmed down, and casually flipped Yu Mo away: "In that case, it's okay! Anyway, the shelf life of this thing seems to be quite long Yes, it can indeed be used by you."

"You..." Yu Mo choked for breath, his face flushed red.

Before Yu Mo could refute, Bai Zhi said again: "` ‖ can also be sold to Yoyo! She should also have an affair with Guan Gu, and she can get pregnant anytime, as long as I persuade her a little bit, hehehe~~ "

"..."

Yu Mo looked like he was insane, watching Bai Zhi dreaming there, and now the two of them haven't written a word yet!Just thinking about what will happen after your pregnancy?

"Sooner rather than later, I'll go over and fool you first."

"Hey, hello~" Yu Mo yelled twice, but didn't stop calling him.

Rolling his eyes and ignoring him, forget it, anyway, the apartment knows that Bai Zhi has intermittent brain twitches, so he must be treated as a psychopath.

But she soon became worried, how to deal with this thing?Do you really wait until you are pregnant before using it yourself?You don't know where to throw it at that time, do you?

Not to mention how Yu Mo was entangled, Bai Zhi bumped towards 3601, and when she was about to sell to Yoyo, it happened that Guan Gu and Zeng Xiaoxian were also in the pool.

"Yo? Where is everyone (the money ones) here?" Bai Zhi was stunned: "Yuyou, I have something to tell you."

"Nani?" Guan Gu came to his senses, and when Bai Zhi was about to say something, he covered his mouth: "Don't talk."

"Woooo~~" Bai Zhi struggled twice.

Unexpectedly, Guan Gu covered her tightly, looking at Yoyo inexplicably, wondering why Guan Gu was so excited.

Guan Gu couldn't help but winked at Zeng Xiaoxian, signaling him to tell the truth quickly, but Zeng Xiaoxian didn't seem to see it.

"What are you doing?" Yoyo asked curiously.

Guan Gu gritted his teeth and tried his best not to let Bai Zhi break it apart: "Hehe, Yoyo, actually, we have something to look for you..."

"What's going on?"

"Yes... oh~~~" Guan Gu covered his hand and screamed, it turned out that Bai Zhi's hand grabbed his arm like a pincer, causing him endless pain. .

Chapter 461

"Guan Gu, it's impolite not to let people talk. This is not a library. I haven't finished talking yet! You have to listen." Bai Zhi taught Guan Gu in a straightforward manner, and then let go of her hand after she finished speaking. .

"Bai Zhi." Guan Gu roared angrily.

"Why?" Bai Zhi replied angrily.

"How can you not talk?"

Bai Zhi glanced at him indifferently: "I won't talk, can you help me sell things?"

"What? I bought it, but you, you can't bother Yoyo anymore." Guan Gu angrily took out his wallet from his pocket: "How much? You set a price."

Bai Zhi's eyes lit up, she didn't expect such a good thing: "That's a good thing~ It's a total of four thousand, hey, it was originally four thousand five thousand, but we have such a deep friendship, I am too embarrassed to count those miscellaneous expenses On you, you just stop the loss for me."

"..."

Guan Gu's hand in the wallet suddenly froze, looking at Bai Zhi's harmless smiling face in disbelief: "What are you talking about? Four thousand? What is so expensive?"