Bitch living in an apartment

Yifei hurried out, these two snake spirits are still discussing which one sounds more pitiful, isn't 477 courting death?

"So there is such a difference?" Lu Ziqiao saw Zhang Wei's eyes and instantly realized: "Oh, these are not important, the important thing is Zhang Wei."

Lu Ziqiao came to sit next to Zhang Wei, seeing him ignoring her and drinking milk on her own, she couldn't help feeling a little sad.

"Zhang Wei, stop drinking, isn't it because people look down on you? What is this? You will have to experience this kind of thing a lot in the future, and you have to die every time?"

"Brother, are you here to distribute poisonous chicken soup or to comfort people?" Even Bai Zhi couldn't listen anymore.

"Of course I'm here to help Zhang Wei regroup~" Lu Ziqiao said without knowing anything wrong: "Zhang Wei, don't worry, victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. What's the point of winning?"

"But why am I the one who loses every time? Why can't I win once?" Zhang Wei got angry when he talked about this topic.

Seven years after graduating, he couldn't even pass the judicial examination. If he was unlucky, he couldn't even drink water.

"Who said you haven't won? You won the biggest challenge in your life, okay?" Bai Zhi directly refuted Zhang Wei, and her tone was very firm. .

Chapter 455

"Really? What have I won?"

As soon as Zhang Wei heard it, his spirits came. What did he win?Why don't you know?I'm going, this is something worth remembering!I will cherish it even more in the future!

Seeing how excited he was, Bai Zhi was suddenly at a loss for words, but he still said it: "At least, you won your own life. If you are as unlucky as you, most people would not be able to live long ago. You won!" took his own life."

"..."

Zhang Wei's heart shattered all of a sudden, this shit, is it called Win?This is called the last stubbornness, even if you lose your life, then everything is over.

"It's not rough, the so-called life~ is to be born, to live, and the rest is just a cloud; after you are born, you have already completed it, and the next thing is to live. Bai Zhi is right, you have lived until now, Although the process was a bit difficult, but after all, I have lived until now.

Don't you think it's cheating to give up nearly 30 years of hard work for a woman you've only dated twice?In other words, your perseverance in the past 30 years can't even compare to this cheating feeling? "

"However, my hard work in the past 30 years was negated by her in one sentence. Anyone would be depressed."

Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi looked at each other, as if. . .They really didn't ask why it ended this time, Lu Ziqiao asked silently: "Then what's the problem this time?"

"Hehe~" Zhang Wei laughed at himself: "She dislikes that I'm not the rich second generation."

"Rich second generation?" Lu Ziqiao exclaimed in surprise, isn't this too cheating?Will the second generation of rich people come to blind date?

Zhang Wei knew that Lu Ziqiao didn't understand, so he explained it specially: "The salary can pay for the car loan and housing loan, and pay for the second loan."

"..."

Before Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao could speak, he started talking to himself again: "I know I'm a poor man, and I can't afford a garage even with a loan, but I just want to find a gentle and virtuous marriage partner, what's wrong?" ˇ?”

"Brother, you've lost your mind. In this world, how can there be so many gentle and virtuous marriage partners for you?" Lu Ziqiao said helplessly.

"You mean, I shouldn't look for a woman?" Zhang Wei seriously misinterpreted Lu Ziqiao's meaning.

Bai Zhi suddenly interrupted and said: "He means, since you know you are a poor ghost, why do you have such high demands?"

"Am I demanding?" Zhang Wei asked dissatisfied.

"Not high? Do you know that in the whole world, who doesn't want to find a gentle and virtuous partner? Since you know that you are in a disadvantaged state, you are still competing with the whole world. Isn't this a high requirement? You really let you be Zhao Ritian?"

"Is it that exaggerated?" Zhang Wei took a sip of milk, feeling that Bai Zhi was exaggerating the facts.

Bai Zhi had no choice but to turn her head to ask Lu Ziqiao: "Zi Qiao, do you want to find a gentle and virtuous person when you get married?"

"Of course, who doesn't want to have hot dishes in the pot after returning home, someone who can squeeze your shoulders and legs when you're tired, and say something about you?" Lu Ziqiao said without hesitation.

Bai Zhi turned to Zhang Wei: "Did you see that? No matter how you say it, Ziqiao is more popular with women than you, right? And he has a lot of girlfriends. People like this still yearn for such a wife. This is just one. What are you going to fight with others?"

"Can I just borrow a disk?" Zhang Wei seemed to see that his future life was starting to look gloomy.

"Heh, who is taking over now?" Lu Ziqiao laughed at himself.

Seeing that Zhang Wei misinterpreted his meaning again, Bai Zhi sighed, and explained again helplessly: "I mean, why do you use your own advantages to find a girlfriend instead of competing for the type that everyone likes? Don't Will the type be heinous?"

"What advantages do I have?" Zhang Wei came to his senses, and finally someone knew his own advantages.

"No, what I mean is that no one is sure about feelings. Einstein can't do it, experts can't do it, so-called vagabonds can't do it, maybe, some people like your stingy? Some people's personalities are similar, and this may become the red thread to come together~"

After Bai Zhi finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao quickly continued: "So, what you have to do is not to wait for a gentle and virtuous girl to be your wife. Aristotle said: Opportunities are reserved for those who actively strive for them.

What you have to do is to find someone with a personality similar to yours, or change to a personality that most people like, and then use this advantage to conquer the city. Otherwise, what advantage do you use to compete with others? "

"But before that, you need to put down your wine glass and go out for a walk more, instead of staying on the other side of the network, drooling wretchedly looking at other people's selfies."

"How can I look at other people's selfies, let alone drooling."

Lu Ziqiao ignored his rebuttal, but put his arms around his shoulders, and said proudly: "' ‖ It's still the same sentence, to be born, to live, and to live a little more chicly, is the real goal."

"But, do you want to do that?"

"Tomorrow, I will teach you how to be a human again."

"How to start a new life?"

"Tomorrow you'll find out."

"..."

The combination of Angelica dahurica and Lu Ziqiao made Zhang Wei feel dizzy, and his world view was constantly wandering between establishment and collapse.

But what can be celebrated is that Zhang Wei has completely forgotten the negative impact of Moran.

Zhang Wei is sad this time, of course, it is impossible for Moran to shake off the blow caused by him, but the long-awaited thing, but it is far from as good as he imagined. The gap between the two results is the main source of this. pool.

On the other hand, it is a confession of the injustice of one's own experience.

For him, the loss of love is the lightest blow to him. After all, he has only met each other a few times. Even if it is love at first sight, the novelty will pass, and he may forget it in a few days.

After fooling Zhang Wei, Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi let out a sigh of relief when they went out.

"Hey, do you really want to train Zhang Weicheng as your partner?"

"Um, that's fine! Can you see that?" Lu Ziqiao was taken aback, and couldn't help being a little surprised.

"You little bastard, it's okay to lie to Zhang Wei. You think I'll believe your nonsense? You want to start a new life, don't you just want to train him to be a wingman?"

"Oh~ Indeed, you can see it, and I won't hide it from you. It feels too lonely to fight alone, but why don't you stop me?" Lu Ziqiao was surprised that Bai Zhi didn't stop herself.

"What am I stopping you for? Talent is needed in this area, and there is just one thing that can divert his attention and give him some confidence. It would be great to kill two birds with one stone."

Chapter 456

"It's good that you know." Lu Ziqiao felt that Bai Zhi and him in the apartment had the most common topics of conversation. Although this guy usually looks stupid, he is smarter than anyone else and has good talent.

"Anyway, I'm not optimistic about Zhang Wei, just think that you took him to find a conciliator, and saved so much trouble, you actually choose Zhang Wei to be your wingman training, tsk tsk, there is nothing impossible in this world .”

When Zhang Wei saw Moran's performance before, he really lied to a pure Pan. It is unimaginable that Lu Ziqiao would choose him like this!

"Then I can't help it~" Lu Ziqiao sighed helplessly: "You think I want to! At first I thought you could be my wingman, but it turns out that your innate advantages, coupled with acquired hard work, are indeed It's more than enough to deal with this role, but unfortunately, I didn't expect you to go to the grave so soon."

"..." With the black lines all over Bai Zhi's head, can she speak?Even if marriage is the tomb of love, if you say that, aren't you afraid of being beaten?

Lu Ziqiao acted as if he had never heard of it, and continued: "Guan Gu? He is too old-fashioned. As a wingman, don't think about it, it must end in tragedy;

Teacher Zeng, it’s a pity that this guy has a flaw in his heart, especially after breaking up with Laura, he’s like a monk. If it weren’t for the fact that he often asks me to introduce girlfriends, I might think he’s crooked;

What's more, I want to take him out to fool around, who knows if Yifei will get angry and kill 480 me?

In the end, only Zhang Wei is left. Although this guy is also full of flaws, he is better at fooling around, more suitable for being cannon fodder, and is a little more clever than Zhan Bo, but he is just a bit unlucky, so I can only choose him. "

"Your analysis is very thorough, isn't it?" Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry: "If they hear your comments, will they chase you all over the world?"

"What are you afraid of? I'm telling the truth."

"However, sometimes, the truth is not always pleasant, and it is not necessarily for the good of others."

"Oh~ Don't worry about this detail. I'm going to take Zhang Wei to experiment first tomorrow. Do you want to come? You can also demonstrate it and take him, his nominal junior."

"Go, I have to go. I never get tired of watching the scene of you being embarrassed. Why don't I go if there is a good show?" Bai Zhi readily agreed.

In the whole play, who is Zhang Wei's lucky star?Then there is no doubt that Lu Ziqiao is left.

The reason is simple, everyone knows that Zhang Wei is very unlucky, but when he goes out with him, he will be the one who is unlucky, especially when he appears on the same channel as Bai Zhi. Possessed by God.

But when I went out to pick up girls with Lu Ziqiao, something happened to Lu Ziqiao. Either someone splashed water on his face, or he was baptized by a heaven-defying Ling Ling.

The worst time was when Guan Gu and Yoyo accidentally misunderstood him and met the archaeologist's mother, which almost caused him to lose his basic functions.

Once is a coincidence, twice or three times is not a coincidence, just like retribution, Lu Ziqiao fooled Zhang Wei out on the eve of his wedding and missed her wedding.

For a long time after this, Lu Ziqiao paid for his actions.

This can't help but make people sigh, it's not that they don't report, it's not time yet~~

. . . . . .

The next afternoon, Bai Zhi brought Yu Mo to the bar as promised, ordered a drink casually, and then sat down and chatted.

"Bai Bai, you said there will be a good show here, but what kind of show is it?" After lunch today, Bai Zhi hurriedly dragged Yu Mo to the bar.

But she just didn't say what it was, which made her extremely curious.

"Did you know about Zhang Wei's broken love last night?"

"I know~ Didn't you always think that they could be together? Now they are reconciled?" Yu Mo thought that the good show that Bai Zhi talked about was about Zhang Wei and Moran again.

"Of course not, it was last night when Ziqiao and I comforted Zhang Wei..."

Bai Zhi repeated to Yu Mo what Lu Ziqiao said last night, and said that something will happen to Lu Ziqiao today, and they will definitely see a good show.

"Oh, you mean, Zi Qiao wants to help Zhang Wei get out of the shadow of broken love, so he plans to find another one for Zhang Wei?"

"Eh~~" Bai Zhi scratched her head, this statement is a bit exaggerated, right?But he still answered honestly: "Although it's a bit wrong, it's roughly like this. Besides, Zi Qiao also plans to train him to be a permanent wingman."

"No wonder he is so kind enough to introduce Zhang Wei's girl." Yu Mo complained helplessly.

"They are coming soon. I will go to the bathroom first. When they come, you tell them to wait until I come out."

"..."

Bai Zhi didn't care whether Yu Mo agreed or not, and went to the bathroom by herself.

Yu Moyuan sighed, and used his habit to stir the drink in the cup boringly.

Before waiting for 3 minutes, suddenly, a familiar voice sounded from behind.

"Hey, beauty, I bet 500 yuan, as long as you look back, I will definitely cry out in surprise."

Yu Mo rolled his eyes, isn't this the voice of Lu Ziqiao?Turning the chair slowly, Lu Ziqiao saw it, and she screamed out.

"Zi Qiao, this is the third time you have accidentally struck up a conversation with me this week."

Lu Ziqiao is not afraid of boiling water: "Then what can I do? There is such a risk in attacking from behind, and I don't have a map fully open, how can I see it?"

"Then why can you see it in vain?"

"The two of you are almost a pair of pants, and you are glued together. Besides, he never strikes up a conversation with other girls, of course he can recognize it."

"Okay~" Yu Mo sighed helplessly: "I told you in vain just now that he has to go to the bathroom first, and I asked you to wait for him to come out before acting."

"He promised to demonstrate to Zhang Wei?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up.

"No, he meant that he wanted to see a good show."

"Cut~" Lu Ziqiao lowered his head in disappointment: "This is impossible, the opportunity is fleeting, how can we wait for him?"

Yu Mo raised his eyebrows: "Really? Then even if you have a good time now, you can't even play."

"why?"

"Because, your wingman is gone." Yu Mo lightly pointed behind Lu Ziqiao.

As if thinking of something, Lu Ziqiao looked back, sure enough, Zhang Wei didn't know where to go, just now he had the idea of ​​retreating, and now that he went up by himself, he would definitely run away.

"This guy..."

"Aren't you going to look for it? Just right, it's very slow to go to the bathroom in vain, and you can probably play with your phone for half an hour in it." Yu Mo gracefully took a sip of his drink and reminded Lu Ziqiao.

"I..."

Lu Ziqiao can't do anything, if he runs away, he must come back, right?He strode out the door. .