Bitch living in an apartment

"He asked, how many of his peers are already married and have children, how does that affect him..."

"...Is there any problem with this?" Bai Zhi thought hard for a while, and felt that there was nothing wrong with it!

"Hey, isn't this irritating Teacher Zeng?" Lu Ziqiao winked at Bai Zhi: "So, I replied for him, and the impact on him is that he hates why a person can't have children, so that it won't be so big. influence."

"Pfft~ nothing wrong."

Zeng Xiaoxian watched the two laughing at him with a blank face, and Bai Zhi comforted him: "Mr. Zeng, you are too sensitive. If you calm down, it won't be like this."

"So? Do you have a better answer?"

"Of course." Bai Zhi said confidently: "You just said that it has no influence on you, but it has a great influence on your parents."

"..."

"Yes, Teacher Zeng, write it down, and answer like this in the future." Lu Ziqiao grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulder.

"roll..."

Lu Ziqiao let go of Zeng Xiaoxian, began to deal with the milk on the table, and continued: "Then, that person asked Teacher Zeng another question: How much age difference between you and your lover can you accept..."

"Wait, let me take a guess." Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "Did he say that as long as you have good looks, you can live for 5000 years?"

"Pfft~ That's right, that's pretty much what it means."

"Normal. People who haven't been in a relationship for a long time generally have this idea."

"...that's enough." Zeng Xiaoxian roared, obviously dissatisfied with Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi's continued talk.

Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said that she would not say anything more, and Bai Zhi didn't ask any more questions: "But when it comes to investigations, I have also encountered some stupid questions that I always like to ask knowingly. This kind of people, just go to the past and it's over."

"How to hate." Zeng Xiaoxian said 'screw', but he still hoped to give someone an answer that can hate people.

"No, someone asked me before, what is love? Isn't this crazy? If you want to know about love, you won't find a boyfriend? Ask me."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt that Bai Zhi didn't teach him how to hate others, but came to show off. Does this mean that there are women who want to tease him?

"Then how did you answer?" Lu Ziqiao was not as sensitive as Zeng Xiaoxian.

"I told her that the so-called love is like shit. It can't be stopped when it comes, but once the water is flushed, it can't come back again; every time it's the same but not the same, and sometimes even after a long time of hard work, the result is the same. But it's just shit."

"..."

"Write it down and write it down." Lu Ziqiao quickly wrote in the notebook.

"Do you think it makes sense? Why do I feel like nonsense?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked in disbelief.  …

Lu Ziqiao closed the notebook: "The key is not whether it makes sense, then think about it, a girl, after hearing you describe it like this, do you think she will continue to be with you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian tilted his head and thought for a while: "True love will, if it is not, it will not."

"Isn't that the end? I just need a reason to break up with the girl, whether he has any reason or not."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and didn't speak, okay!He had forgotten that Lu Ziqiao and Bai Zhi were the same kind of people, and they both needed many unreasonable reasons to reject girls.

Thinking of this, he felt unbalanced again, he felt that he was here just to make a living!

Depressed, he didn't want to talk at all, and buried himself in his breakfast.

Not long after, Yu Mo put on her makeup, walked out of the room, greeted Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian, and went to the refrigerator to get some drinks.

"Eh? Bai Bai, look at what you've done." Yu Mo suddenly said harshly to Bai Zhi.

"What's wrong?" The three couldn't help looking back, only to see Yu Mo holding a bowl with some black things remaining on it.

"Didn't I not let you eat it? Why did you eat it again? There is nothing left."

Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other, and saw doubts in each other's eyes.

"I didn't eat it! Didn't you read it last night? It's still there~ I didn't get up at night." Bai Zhi looked innocent, and she didn't have the habit of eating supper. Besides, you can't eat this thing even if you eat supper 0.6 west ah!

"Really?" Yu Mo thought for a while, as if Bai Zhi hadn't woken up, if she ate it this morning, at least there would be some smear on her mouth: "It must be Yifei's doing, I'll go to her to settle the score. "

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief, but Lu Ziqiao touched his chin in a strange way: "Bai Zhi, why does she think you will steal it?"

"Because I said yesterday that I want to eat."

"Then why doesn't she suspect us? It stands to reason that we are more suspicious!" Lu Ziqiao couldn't figure it out.

"Wow, you're cheaper than me!" Zeng Xiaoxian kept winking at Lu Ziqiao, and could only sneer helplessly: "People don't doubt you, but you're actually upset."

"Because you don't need it." Bai Zhi said casually, but did not explain. .

Chapter 399

Lu Ziqiao stroked his chin, no one knew what was going on in his mind, but soon, as if he had made up his mind, he quickly ate something, then got up and disappeared.

"Why is he in such a hurry?" Bai Zhi pointed at Lu Ziqiao suspiciously.

"I don't know, maybe it hurt my stomach!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed twice, and then scolded Lu Ziqiao a hundred times in his heart.

"But, the toilet is here!"

"Hehe~"

Bai Zhi felt baffled, and didn't think too much about it. After eating a little casually, she packed up and prepared to go out for a stroll.

. . . . . .

After a day of rain, the air outside became a lot fresher. Many people didn't care about the stagnant water on the ground and went out to breathe fresh air.

Bai Zhi stayed outside and didn't want to go back. There was no other way. After a few days of heat, the weather was a bit cooler. No one wanted to go back.

But, this is just thinking about it, after strolling for a while, Bai Zhi still went back.

"The world is becoming more and more dangerous these days. Last night, someone pretended to be a robber and frightened people on the street, but when the other party took out the money, he fell asleep next to the trash can."

As soon as Bai Zhi entered the door, she heard Zeng Xiaoxian complaining there, looking a little baffled.

"Last night? It rained all night last night, and there are still people outside?" Bai Zhi was a little disbelieving.

"I didn't say it was from our city." Zeng Xiaoxian explained helplessly: "I read it on the news, and it seemed to be on the headlines yesterday, and the netizens burst out laughing."

"I've seen this too." Yifei also echoed: "I remember that this guy drank all night and got drunk, right? Later, the robbed person specifically called the police for him, and woke up the next day. When he came, he was still in a daze! I don’t know why I went in after sleeping.”

"Is there such a person?" Yoyo questioned in disbelief.

"How not?"

"Hehe." Bai Zhi sat down beside Yu Mo: "Wine can cure many diseases, but unfortunately the side effects are too great."

"Cure? What disease?" Yu Mo was stunned for a moment.

"A lot! For example, running errands, building relationships, boredom, excitement, emptiness, loneliness, sadness, anger, when these emotions appear, as long as you drink, everything will be solved, more effective than a psychiatrist."

"..."

A few people opened their mouths, but they couldn't find any reason to refute. It seemed very reasonable to say so.

"What's the side effect?" Guan Gu was probably stunned.

"That's not easy? It's just that after drinking, you can cry, yell, brag, and cause trouble. It depends on your physique. Maybe some people can't do anything."

"..."

Seeing that everyone seemed speechless, Bai Zhi continued: "Actually, these problems with wine can be traced back to when wine was first invented."

"When wine was first invented?"

"Yes!" Bai Zhi explained patiently: "It is said that in ancient times, there was a farmer who accidentally poured a bag of sorghum into the water tank during the autumn harvest. A scent.

At that time, the wine had not yet appeared, so the farmer didn't know why there was such a smell, and he couldn't help but think of many poisonous flowers, the more fragrant the more poisonous, he thought it was poison, so he wanted to pour out the wine.

At this time, an elder with a sense of immortality happened to come. Seeing this, the elder stopped him, and told the farmer that fine nectar was about to appear in his tank, but he had to listen to him in order to truly succeed.

The farmer didn't know why, so he decided to do what the elder said. The elder told the farmer that tomorrow he would find a way to find three people, each of whom would put a drop of blood into the tank, and the job would be done.

The farmer thought about it and decided to give it a try.

So, the next day, he stood at the door, paying attention to the people coming here from a distance, but unfortunately this place is deserted, not many people come, even if they come, they may not necessarily agree.

However, hard work paid off in the end. The farmer finally met a literati. The literati was very thirsty, so he came up to ask for a glass of water. When he entered the door, he smelled the strange fragrance. Out of curiosity, he asked why.

The farmer explained the cause and effect, and the literati left a drop of blood to thank the farmer. The farmer sent the literati away with gratitude, and he was full of energy for a while.

However, since the literati left, the farmer has never found anyone who is willing to help him. In the evening, the farmer's eyes lit up, and a figure staggered towards him from afar.

It turned out to be a military general. The general glanced at the farmer casually. The farmer endured the fear in his heart. Knowing that he was being chased and killed by his enemies, he hid the general in the cellar and escaped the pursuit. The general was grateful and gave a drop of blood as well. Blood.

The farmer sent the general away again, thinking about the scene of the fine nectar being brewed, and before he knew it, it was completely dark, and the farmer woke up from his fantasy, thinking that he needed another person's blood, and began to get anxious.

However, hard work pays off. Finally, the farmer finally waited for the last person, but this person was a lunatic. The farmer had no choice. Waiting for people.

So the farmer took the madman back, but he asked for a drop of his blood to drip in it.

In this way, the world's first vat of wine appeared. The farmer smelled the strange fragrance on it, and was overjoyed. In order to distinguish this vat of 'water' from other vats, he looked at the sky and saw that it was exactly the time of the united states. So he wrote the word '尤' on it as a mark.

Then I thought about it again, and it seemed something was wrong, so I added three dots next to it, representing the blood of three people.

The farmer transported the wine to the city to sell, and it was loved by many people, but the so-called innocent man conceived a crime. After the farmer became rich, he was targeted by others. After being murdered, the secret recipe was leaked, and the wine-making technology spread. go out.

Today, people who drink alcohol will be polite at the beginning, which is to enjoy the temperament of that literati; halfway through drinking, they will be high-spirited, but they are the demeanor of that general; at the end of drinking, they will be incoherent and lose all dignity, which is the blood of that lunatic At play.

So, after drinking, there are people who act like they're actually drinking because they're honoring the three people who contributed to making the wine. "

"..."

Several people listened to Bai Zhi's words in a daze, Yifei was the first to react, and closed his mouth: "It's so good, I almost believed it."

"I think it makes sense! Isn't it like this?" Guan Gu asked weakly when he heard Yifei's rebuttal.

If not, how do you explain that people who drink now are really those three stages? .

Chapter 400

"Ask a question."

As soon as Guan Gu finished speaking, Yoyo raised her hand like a primary school student, with an expectant look on her face.

Bai Zhi nodded: "What question, you can ask!"

Yoyo put down her hand, scratched her head, then looked at Bai Zhi and asked, "Then why doesn't the farmer use his own blood? If he used his own blood, he wouldn't be like a lunatic in the future, and maybe he would be like him, making Come out with more good things?"

Bai Zhi acted as if she had been prepared for a while, and took a sip of water: "Who told you that the farmer didn't drop his own blood? In fact, after the general left, he had already tried his own blood, but found that the blood in the tank The wine didn't change at all, and he realized that his own blood was useless, so he had to use the blood of a madman.

Moreover, the farmer's blood is actually useful, but his own effect is not great, but it is still useful after all. For example, Li Bai, he is a typical person who is like a farmer after drinking alcohol. The third stage is not nonsense. It is not a language, but a hundred poems about fighting wine. "

"It makes sense, I'm fine now." Yoyo blinked, as if it was true.

"Ask a question." Zhang Wei suddenly yelled too, startling a few people.

"Just ask!"

"Then if that's the case, why is there a saying of clinking glasses when drinking?"

Yifei looked at Bai Zhi jokingly, but she wanted to see how Bai Zhi would make it up.

I saw Bai Zhi calmly helped her by the collar: "It's very simple. In ancient times, it was an era when people in the rivers and lakes were rampant, and poisoning in wine was commonplace, so I don't know when it became popular and started clinking glasses. Take the wine glass and touch it hard, and the wine will spill into someone else's glass, and everyone will die together."

"Suoga~ It turns out that this is the reason for learning and living forever." Guan Gu nodded, as if he had learned it.

"It is precisely because of this that people who clink glasses say: 'Come on, let's go', but they don't know which one to go!"

"..."

"Oh~~" Zhang Wei nodded thoughtfully, and couldn't help shivering: "Then when I drink, do I have to touch it a few times? We all drink it directly after lifting it up, no Does it have any effect`ˇ?"

Yifei looked at these people who took nonsense as truth in a speechless way, and she felt that she was getting further and further sideways on the road of ZZ.

"Can you stop believing everything he says? Don't you have any brains to think?"

"Yes! We have thought about it." Zhang Wei retorted dissatisfied.

"Then you can't tell the truth from the fake." Yifei mocked.

"Why can't you tell the difference? I think what he said makes sense!"