Bitch living in an apartment

"What are you doing?"

When Yu Mo and Bai Zhi heard the voice, they looked back and were startled. They forgot that everyone is still here now, that is to say, they heard what they said just now.

Bai Zhi nonchalantly leaned into Yu Mo's ear: "We didn't talk about the key issues just now, did we?"

"No." Yu Mo covered his mouth and said softly: "We must not let them know, did you hear?"

"clear."

　　After receiving Bai Zhi's answer, Yu Mo felt relieved, and involuntarily picked up the cup on the table, took a sip of water, and relieved his stress.

Bai Zhi looked at them very contemptuously: "What are children asking so many questions? Single dogs, this is a matter between couples, and it's none of your business."

"Pfft~" Yu Mo sprayed out the water before he could swallow it, and looked at Bai Zhi with twitching cheeks: Brother, if you say that, it is easier for others to misunderstand you, right?

"Oh~~" Sure enough, the crowd booed and looked at Bai Zhi and Yu Mo with quite lewd expressions.

"be careful."

"Born your son early."

"..."

Several people looked at Guan Gu slowly, the previous one still pays attention to safety, they all pay attention to safety, how can they give birth to a precious son early?This is obviously a mess, right?

However, Guan Gu didn't realize this mistake, he asked weakly: "Did I say something wrong again?"

"Of course I was wrong." Just as Lu Ziqiao wanted to give him a science introduction, Yifei suddenly opened the door and walked in, and said awkwardly, "Hehehe, are we talking?"

"Yifei, I..." Yu Mo thought that Yifei came to settle accounts with her, so he quickly hid behind Bai Zhi.

"Needless to say, come here." Yifei suddenly beckoned to Yumo seriously, and then closed the door directly.

"What to do, what to do? It's all your fault." Yu Mo hammered Bai Zhi's chest with his small fists: "Yifei is going to lose her temper."

"It's okay, isn't it just madness? I'll subdue her." Bai Zhi waved her hand, telling Yu Mo to wait first, and then walked towards 3601 alone.

Yu Mo was worried about what might happen, so he rushed to the balcony, looked in from the window, several people didn't know why, but the fire of gossip in his heart was burning, and he also ran out.

Bai Zhi walked in, sat down in front of Yifei, and Yifei said impatiently, "Why is it you? Where's Yumo?"

"Yu Mo is not here, I am her representative, you can tell me anything next, even if it is practice, I will continue."

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't want to make fun of you."

"I'm not kidding you either."

"Ah~~~" Yifei clutched her forehead helplessly, and just about to say it, she suddenly saw a shadow on the balcony, stood up helplessly, and closed the balcony window with a 'snap'.

"Go, go to the kitchen and say, they might hear you here."

Bai Zhi is helpless, if she wants to hear the secret, why should she listen to others?

"First of all, you have to swear that you will never tell anyone, not even Yumo."

"Why? I'm just her representative."

"I don't care, anyway, only one of the two of you will know." Yifei is obviously embarrassing Baizhi~

However, the task assigned by Yu Mo was not completed, Bai Zhi felt that she might sleep on the sofa tonight, so she had to raise her finger: "I swear, I will never tell anyone else, otherwise..."

"Otherwise you have no chopsticks for eating, no seasoning packets for instant noodles, and no one calls the police when you fall from here..."

"Okay, I agree, can you say it?" Bai Zhi reluctantly agreed, put down her hand, and looked at Yifei.

Yifei took a deep breath, and glanced at the window again, making sure that no one else could hear her at such a distance, and waved her hand specially, asking Bai Zhi to put her ear towards her: "Linfeng and I... broke up."

"Oh~"

"Oh?" Yifei looked at him in surprise, aren't you shocked at all?

"Hehe~" Bai Zhi laughed twice: "Don't forget what my side job is, will I not know about it?"

"What's your side job? A criminal?"

"Idiot, I can pinch and count, so I can't see such a simple thing?"

Yifei took a deep breath, okay!Forgot, this guy's observation ability is really good, and suddenly, a mentality of not admitting defeat came to my heart: "Then you don't want to know, why am I afraid to tell you?"

"That goes without saying, if I remember correctly, you went to take a doctorate exam a few days ago, right? You are afraid that some people will take the opportunity to laugh at you, so you want to hide it and wait for a good time, or some guy will Lu Lun Baked Jiao Nestled Knife Yuan Huan Yujun

"...You know this? You can't be the reincarnation of a roundworm, can you?" Yifei is completely shocked now.

Bai Zhi shrugged: "Hey, there are some things that I don't want to say too many times, Yifei! You can't do it! You have to cover up such trivial things, but unfortunately, I still found out."

Yi Fei looked at Bai Zhi unrequitedly, as if punching cotton, and wanted to see his surprised expression!As a result, it was seen as a joke by others. . . .

Chapter 382

When Bai Zhi returned to her apartment, everyone looked at him with strange and strange eyes, except Yu Mo. . .

In the eyes of everyone watching the show, Yu Mo smiled dryly, then pulled Bai Zhi into the room.

"Bai Bai, what's going on?" Yu Mo asked impatiently as soon as he entered the room.

"Shh~" Bai Zhi put her finger to her mouth, made a motion of silence, then put her ear to the door to listen, walked to a corner, and actually took out two gongs.

The corners of Yu Mo's eyes were raised, and he quickly blocked his ears with his fingers, "Clang~" Bai Zhi opened the door with lightning speed, and then knocked heavily on the gong.

"..."

A teeth-piercing sound rang in their ears, and everyone opened their mouths to relieve the sound wave, and then covered their ears and rushed out.

"Hmph, those who want to listen to my corner, I can't kill you." Bai Zhi closed the door with one kick, and threw the gong aside casually.

"Where did you get this thing?"

"Oh, just last week, didn't a group of grandpas and aunts rehearse the square dance in the basketball court downstairs? The gongs and drums were beating, so it was so lively~ once."

"Don't tell me that the guy who ruined their square dance is you!" Yu Mo twitched her mouth, of course she knew about this kind of thing.

In the iPartment, there are very few old people living here, this belongs to the young people - the world.

On the contrary, in the sunset red apartment next door, most of them are old people. They seemed to be engaged in some kind of square dance competition last week. There was not enough space for dancing practice, so they set their eyes on the basketball court in the love apartment complex .

Beating gongs and drums, all kinds of loud sounds, regardless of other people's feelings.

So, Bai Zhi couldn't take it anymore, rented five speakers by herself, and asked people to move them all to the middle of the basketball court. As soon as they danced, Bai Zhi would sing, and it was that kind of DJ like a ghost.

After repeating this for two days, the old men and women gave in.

"I was the one who ruined their square dance, but I didn't take this thing. It was a bunch of brats. It wasn't me who just thought it was noisy. Those kids were more direct than me. They grabbed the gong and ran away, and then threw it into the tree. Go up and leave in a hurry without anyone seeing clearly."

"I seriously suspect that you hired those brats too." Yu Mo complained silently, such a cheap trick, can a child come up with it?She was skeptical.

Bai Zhi didn't deny it, nor did she admit it: "Then I 'kindly' helped them take it down, but they left. I had no choice but to bring it back. Hey, I was going to ask Teacher Zeng to return it, but unfortunately, something happened. It's such a shitty thing as Yifei's cheating."

"That's right, now we're talking about Yifei's cheating. What did she say?"

"She said she couldn't tell anyone."

"Me too?"

"No, look, Yu Mo, you asked me to lie down on the gun, but you missed a big secret, you can't blame me for that!"

Yu Mo sighed helplessly: "Then you must let me know the truth of this matter~"

"Don't worry, Yifei hasn't moved on, let alone cheated, so don't worry about it."

"you sure?"

"I'm sure."

"Okay~ Then I don't care about it." Yu Mo was immediately discouraged, since everyone said it was unnecessary, then forget it~

"哐啷~" There was a panic outside, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo both sighed helplessly, these guys really don't give up!But anyway, what they are talking about now is not nutritious.

Bai Zhi pushed open the door, and saw that everyone was sitting on the sofa, as if nothing had happened.

Yu Mo glanced at Bai Zhi, and Bai Zhi shrugged: "Yu Mo, do you remember the last time Zi Qiao caught a cold?"

"When... oh~~ remember." Seeing Bai Zhi winking at him, Yu Mo suddenly came to his senses, and followed Bai Zhi's words.

"I remember that time when he picked up a girl in a bar, he wanted to smile back at the girl, but he got a snot bubble from laughing because of a cold."

"Pfft~~" The few people sitting upright finally couldn't hold it anymore, and sprayed it out directly. The sense of this picture is really strong.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Bai Zhi and Yu Mo with black lines all over her head: "When did I spray my nose and soak it?"

"No? That may be because I remembered it wrong, but it was true that you yawned and sprayed the snot all over his face that time." Bai Zhi seemed to have misremembered.

"Ah~~ It's all about the year of the monkey, what do you remember so clearly?" Lu Ziqiao sighed, I can't control the cold and sneeze, okay?

0 ･･････ Ask for flowers 0 ･･･

However, in general, Yu Mo finally gave up on giving Yifei an education class. When she mentioned the question to Mr. Shen, Bai Zhi also said it was okay, so she didn't worry about it anymore. .

. . . . . .

A few days later, in the bar, it was not a rare weekend, but everyone gathered together. At this time, Yoyo brought a news, which shocked everyone.

"Doctor?" Everyone shouted.

"Female doctor? Hahahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what kind of psychology came out of it, and he started laughing after saying it, regardless of whether it was a joke or not.

"Yifei is the first female doctor I know? What major is she studying?"

 …

Youyou thought for a while: "Ideological and political education, the research direction seems to be classical philosophy and Western social thoughts."

"Heh, when I strike up a conversation with a girl, these two themes are often involved." Lu Ziqiao squeezed her fingers, shamelessly saying that she was quite tall.

"You really know how to brag. You can read the full name of the direction that Yoyo said again." Bai Zhi complained silently, and then leaned on the sofa, waiting for Lu Ziqiao's performance.

"Uh, the full name is Classic Philosophy and Western Social Trends?"

"Cut~" Several people waved their hands disdainfully, but they didn't continue to laugh at him. It's normal not to remember, just like now, many college students have taken so many Mao Gai and Ma Zhe classes, but in the end they don't even know their full names. Can not remember.

"I've seen more than one female doctor. I remember that several of my female college classmates have gone to graduate school, and they seem to be almost PhDs now." Bai Zhi rubbed her head and thought for a while.

As far as Bai Zhi's popularity with women is concerned, it's absolutely amazing. Although he doesn't chat with those female classmates, they will occasionally chat with him. He still knows a lot about the current situation of some college classmates.

"Really? Did I go to a fake university?" Zhang Wei couldn't help doubting his own life.

"No, it may be that they went to graduate school, but they don't want to talk to you, so you just don't know. This has a lot to do with personal charm, and has nothing to do with real universities or fake universities."

"Agreed." Several people clapped their hands.

"..."six.

Chapter 383

"Yifei is strong in the first place, and now she has been admitted to a female doctor, the boys who are with her must be very stressed." Yu Mo couldn't help but sighed, feeling that the future of her good sister was bleak what!

However, she still quietly cast a glance at Zeng Xiaoxian. Now, the distance between these two people is probably even further?

"Oh~ her sense of oppression is innate, it has nothing to do with education." Guan Gu shook his head, clearly disagreeing with Yu Mo's point of view.

"That's right, one of my ex-girlfriends was a female doctor, so I didn't feel any pressure." Bai Zhi very much agreed with Guan Gu's statement: "Yifei's sense of oppression comes from the fact that she is a Saint Seiya, and she is still a The golden saint of Leo."

"..."

Several people glanced at him blankly: "Are you sure there is a female doctor there?"

"That's right! It's the shortest one. She just doesn't wear glasses. Don't you think she's an intellectual?"

"They're all female doctors, why is there such a big difference?" Lu Ziqiao sighed.

"I'm really sweating for her boyfriend! With the innate sense of oppression, coupled with the oppressive academic qualifications acquired through hard work, Yifei is rushing towards the highest level of infertility!"

"You're thinking too much." White Beard rested his chin with his hands lightly: "In the future, there may be at least tens of millions more men than women. As long as the requirements are not too high, they can all marry."

"Wow~ Yifei's requirements are not high? Either she is smarter than her, or stronger than her. She has already reached the doctorate degree, so she has reached the top, right? A black belt in karate, you know, if you go up the rank There is an age limit, and they are all father-level people, do you think it is possible?"

"..."

this. . .Bai Zhi is really powerless to refute. Not everyone is like Zeng Xiaoxian. After going crazy, he is smart and durable. After going crazy, his IQ has not dropped to the level of a baby.

"You seem to be very happy that Yifei is left?" No matter what Yu Mo heard Zeng Xiaoxian said, he felt gloating.