Bitch living in an apartment

"What are you thinking?" Seeing that he seemed to have no intention of speaking, Yu Mo asked him curiously.

"I'm thinking about a question, if a piece of paper falls on me, what do you think it looks like?" Bai Zhi pouted while talking.

This question caught Yu Mo's attention, what is this?Brain teaser?

It happened that the waiter at the bar passed by, and their gossiping thoughts made them stop here. The waiter couldn't help but put a piece of paper on Bai Zhi's head.

'Puff~' Yu Mo couldn't help but spit out the water in her mouth, because Bai Zhi looked like an idiot at this time, she couldn't help pointing at Bai Zhi and said: "Oh, I see, it looks like the word 'three'. "

"..." Bai Zhi squinted at the napkin on top of her head, and said with a blushing face, "Fart, that's clearly the word 'teacher'."

"Okay, Shizi, Shizi, hurry up and take the things down? I can't help it, hahaha~"

Depressedly, Bai Zhi took down the paper, crumpled it up and threw it into the trash can. Bored, she happened to see Zhang Wei and Lu Ziqiao chatting happily with two girls.

The next second, the two girls got up and went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, the two girls came back. Zhang Wei's excited mood returned to normal. After saying a few words, Lu Ziqiao pulled Zhang Wei to this side come over.

It's just that they didn't seem to see Bai Zhi and Yu Mo at all, and they talked on their own.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei's hat excitedly: "You idiot, if you don't go to the engagement party, where do you want to go?"

"Why are we going?" Zhang Wei was not convinced at all: "Have you never seen a local propose? Overseas Chinese?"

"If you don't go tonight, you'll miss the best chance to get on base. What's the reason for working so hard? Don't tell me you're just here to flirt, and I'll despise you from head to toe."

"But do you know whose engagement party it was?"

"I don't need to know, Kant once said that the engagement party is the most unmissable party of all parties, not one of them."

Zhang Wei was a little helpless when he heard this, and he used this set of rhetoric again: "Last time you said that singles night is the most indispensable party! Why have you changed your mind now?"

"What do you know? Let me tell you, whether it's a stag night party or an engagement party, it's a gimmick. This is not a foreign country. The girls here are not so unrestrained. We need a booing atmosphere.

Can you imagine, some girls who are drunk, what will happen to them when they see others propose? "

"Very envious?"

"Yes, when the time comes, no matter who confesses to them, they will accept it, so the question is, what can we do after they accept it?"

"You mean, I can have a girlfriend?" Zhang Wei replied casually, obviously disdainful of his words.

"Idiot, you can't even see your identity. The girlfriend you have made a fart is a galloping horse. Then, there is another question. Who can not be responsible at all?"

"You mean? Our fake identities?"

"That's right." Lu Ziqiao was very satisfied with Zhang Wei's approach. Although the answer was not standard, his words were not rough: "It's us overseas Chinese, because we will fly away tomorrow, so there will be no future troubles. If you lose it, you will have another identity."

"Oh, no wonder there are more and more people of mixed race these days."

Lu Ziqiao ignored his complaints, but continued: "At this time, are you participating~ or are you participating? Or are you participating?"

"What will happen if you don't participate?"

"If you don't participate, don't blame me for accepting all the chicks." Lu Ziqiao felt wrong after answering, the voice came from behind, he turned his head suddenly, and saw that it was Baizhi and Yumo, and he was relieved. tone.

"Can you hold on physically? Young Master Lu?" Bai Zhi patted his chest, you are very chic, you can use any excuse to pick up girls, you are really amazing!

"Tsk, you scared me, I thought those 437 chicks!" Lu Ziqiao shook Bai Zhi's hand away: "When did you come here? Are you just letting Neo do whatever he wants in our apartment?"

"I don't care anymore, anyway, Yumo is in my hands now, that Neo has no chance."

Yu Mo rolled his eyes, what do you mean I am in your hands?It was like a kidnapping, but he still didn't refute, but said to Lu Ziqiao: "Besides, we have been sitting here for a long time, if you don't see clearly, come here to whisper, who is to blame? "

Sure enough, Lu Ziqiao glanced at the place where Yu Mo pointed, and there was a cup that had already been drunk quietly, and the other cup was already half drunk.

"Oh~ whatever, I have to reply to those two chicks, they will be suspicious if it takes too long."

"That means you won't come back tonight?" Bai Zhi asked casually, "Then I won't keep the door open for you?"

"You don't need to keep the door open. If there are no accidents, we probably won't be back until tomorrow." Lu Ziqiao gave Bai Zhi a thumbs up confidently, expressing that he would definitely be able to deal with such a matter.

"Hey, another girl is about to suffer~"

Bai Zhi sighed, but he didn't have much emotion, he really didn't know how to say it, but he was surprised that Zhang Wei didn't cheat Lu Ziqiao. .

Chapter 365

Before they knew it, night fell, and when Youyou came to the bar to play, Baizhi and Yumo knew what happened in the apartment. That Neo ran away, and he ran away in a disheveled manner, and the one who left was peaceful.

"What a pity!" Bai Zhi pouted.

"What a pity?" Yu Mo and Yoyo asked curiously.

"I shouldn't have brought you out. If we're here, you can see what he looks like, so you can know my benefits. It's a pity, it's a pity."

"..."

Yu Mo was a little speechless, is this necessary?It's really enough: "You still have the nerve to say this. Why do you have nothing to ask Ziqiao to write that thing? Is it fun? And posted it on the Internet."

Bai Zhi spread her hands: "Then I can't help it. This time I was really lucky. How did I know that Ziqiao would post this thing? Besides, I already let him, but he forced himself to transform himself to compare with me. Can you blame me?"

When Youyou and Yumo heard this, they suddenly felt that the heavens were so unfair. This guy dare not say anything else. With this luck, he can really envy the dead. Not to mention anything else, just how long after living in the love apartment, he won the prize. How many times have you been awarded?

Now at this time, they are really like a protagonist, no matter how they have someone to set off for them.

"Wow, today is such a good day!"

Suddenly Bai Zhi sighed, and then looked in one direction, Yoyo and Yu Mo followed suit, Guan Gu was dressed in fiery red outside the bar door, as if he was waiting for someone.

"Is Guan Gu waiting for that elementary school teacher?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

"That's right! Now that his Mandarin has changed to the standard, of course he's going to work hard, but I hope nothing will happen tonight!" Yoyo said worriedly.

"Why? Could it be that the primary school teacher is a tiger?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

"Just kidding, women are all tigers." Bai Zhi replied meanly, and both Yoyo and Yu Mo couldn't help but stare at him fiercely.

Youyou went on to say: "Tiger is unlikely, but I checked the information, Guan Gu is due to drinking high-concentration mixed alcohol, the probability of alcohol stimulating his cerebral cortex is no more than one in ten million, but this kind of The situation has side effects, if excessive alcohol intake will cause subconscious confusion in the cerebral cortex' ˇ."

"Oh~ the brain is weird, a fever will burn out the brain, this is less than one in ten million typical!" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin and analyzed rationally.

"Uh, this, the essence is probably the same, right?!" Yoyo replied weakly, although fever is somewhat different from alcohol, but they both seem to burn the brain. . .Bar?

"I suddenly had a bold idea." Bai Zhi's eyes lit up suddenly, and she looked at Yu Mo and Yoyo.

Yu Mo and Yoyo looked at each other, remembering what Bai Zi said just now, and then his eyes became wider and wider, Yu Mo quickly grabbed Bai Zhi's arm: "No, you will be stupid, even if you are lucky, you can't spend the rest of your life. Go gamble! If you are stupid, then I... How can I introduce a fool around me when I go out to meet my friends?"

"..." Bai Zhi blinked her eyes and threw out those messy thoughts: "What are you talking about? I just want Guan Gu to buy me a lottery ticket for a while. He bumped into it, so we must take advantage of this moment to make the most of it!"

"..."

Yu Mo and You You slammed their heads on the table helplessly, and Yu Mo let go of Bai Zhi's arm: "Next time you talk, remember to finish it all at once."

"It won't be interesting after talking about it." Bai Zhi shrugged: "You guys think, can Guan Gu succeed tonight?"

Yumo and Youyou looked out of the window at the same time, and Youyou shook his head: "I think it's a bit confusing, no one can say for sure about this side effect, and, even if it succeeds, will Guan Gu live on alcohol in the future?"

"Hey, tragedy!"

"Then, why don't we destroy Guan Gu now to make Guan Gu less sad?" Bai Zhi suggested.

Youyou and Yu Mo looked at him expressionlessly, Bai Zhi was a little hairy from being stared at, and said weakly: "No, why don't I go?"

"You~ Don't think about making trouble every day, thinking about something serious is the kingly way."

"What's the matter?"

"For example, how many of those clients have you chatted with? For example, are you doing a good job as a nominal fashion designer? For example, are you really willing to waste your skills in Sanda, chess, and cooking?"

"Well, it makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded: "Then I will pass on all this ability to you? Then we can waste it together."

"..." Yu Mo covered his forehead helplessly, this guy is hopeless, he doesn't want to get down to business every day, besides, what's the use of learning by himself?

"Hey, Yu Mo, Bai Zhi, that Xiaoman is here." Youyou pulled the clothes of Yu Mo and Bai Zhi, pointed outside.

A girl sat down opposite Guan Gu, Guan Gu smiled and took a sip of the wine in the glass and started talking, but they couldn't hear their conversation outside at all.

"Why don't you turn on the sound? How can you see it without sound?"

"' ‖Genius, we are not watching TV." Yu Mo explained to Bai Zhi lightly.

"Oh, that's it!" Bai Zhi scratched her head, "Then why don't they speak louder, we can't hear it at all!"

"Hiss~ just look at it, don't talk nonsense, okay?" Yu Mo picked up the cup next to her and put it on Bai Zhi's mouth: "I want to hear the voice too, but I can't hear it, what can I do?"

"Grumble~"

"What did you say?" Yu Moguang heard the sound of water.

"Grumble~"

"Forget it, you better stop talking, I guess there is nothing good to say."

'嗤~' Yu Mo didn't hear a sound for a few seconds, and then it was like the sound of paper being torn. Yu Mo looked back, and Bai Zhi washed a glass of juice into it in one gulp, making the sound of sucking air.

"Hi~" Bai Zhi hiccupped: "Anyway, you can just use your eyes to see, what if you lend me your ears? Yu Mo, I mean, I think we need to learn a lip language Otherwise, I wouldn’t be able to eavesdrop if I peeked, I remember that Zi Qiao would (good Zhao), I’ll see if he will hand me over to me.”

"what?"

"They seem to be having a good chat!" Bai Zhi pointed outside, saying that she only needs to listen to me with her ears, instead of watching with her eyes: "Why don't we go out and have a look?"

"No, what if Guan Gu is nervous?" Yoyo hurriedly stopped Bai Zhi.

Bai Zhi looked Yoyo up and down, and mourned for Guan Gu in her heart: "Yuyou, you seem to really hope that Guan Gu will succeed?"

"Ah?" Youyou was a little dazed when she heard this sentence, but quickly realized: "That's right! Last night Guan Gu felt inferior because of his accent. I hope he can regain hope today and don't care about those problems."

"Oh, yes, Yoyo, you're fine!" Bai Zhi didn't have to mourn for Guan Gu, it seemed that Yoyo knew that Guan Gu would never succeed, so she was very relieved.

Uh, what you said, why does it feel like Yoyo is the little wife who silently supports behind her back? .

Chapter 366

"Yuyou, it's your turn."

I don't know how long it took, but the three of Yumo Baizhiyouyou who were watching the silent TV were shaken. Of course it wasn't because there was sound, but because the movie was about to end, and the girl ran away angrily and shyly.

At this time, Bai Zhi pushed Yoyo who was about to fall asleep next to him, and pointed to Guan Gu's place: "The movie is over, hurry up and comfort him, now Guan Gu needs your broad shoulders."

"..."

Yoyo looks like killing Bai Zhi with a slap, can she speak?Who says girls have broad shoulders?You should say, people need your arms. . .Bah, I wrapped my own in.

"Why am I going?"

"Because Zi Qiao generally calls herself the spiritual mentor of otaku, so in other words, you, Zi Qiao's little aunt, must be the spiritual mentor of otaku... little aunt."

"..."

Youyou and Yumo were stunned for a long while, "Mo Dan, what kind of logic is this?"

Ok!Although Yoyo had some thoughts, but seeing Guan Gu sitting lonely outside, Yoyo suddenly felt pitiful, sighed, and really went out obediently.

"Why don't you go? Let Yoyo go?"

"Can't you see? 437 Yoyo has already started to like Guan Gu."

"Ah?" Yu Mo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of something: "Hey, you don't want to match up with Yoyo just because you want to realize what you said when you first came here? This kind of behavior is not advisable!"

"Who said I matched them for this reason? So what if I'm wrong? Anyway, you all take it as a joke." Bai Zhi complained silently. Although he had said it right many times, Yu Mo and Yifei and the others have always regarded this matter as a joke.

Because, when Zhang Wei was unlucky, Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were also right. This can only be said to be good luck, nothing else.

. . . . . .

I don't know if it's the magic power of love or the magic power of Yoyo's words. Sure enough, Guan Gu no longer struggles with the problem of accent, but in Bai Zhi's view, it is more like the magic power of love.

Yu Mo and Bai Zhi also stayed in the bar for a day, and then they were delayed for so long because of watching a silent 'movie', so they couldn't help thinking that it would be better to go home.

Guan Gu stayed outside the bar in a daze, and suddenly laughed happily, making the waiter girl who was cleaning the table next to him think that this person was crazy!Almost missed calling the mental hospital number.

In the afternoon of the next day, Bai Zhi had already woken up, but when she inquired, she found that Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei didn't come back all night, and they haven't come back until now.

This made Bai Zhi very surprised, and murmured in her heart, the situation this time is obvious, they must run away when the girl is not awake as soon as they finish their work!

We haven't come back at this time, so our Young Master Lu was detained because he was exposed as a fake overseas Chinese, right?

Is this fairy dance?But soon Bai Zhi calmed down again, Lu Ziqiao didn't have many characters at all, let alone Zhang Wei, it would be easier to kill him if he asked him to pay.

So Lu Ziqiao will definitely ask for help when encountering such a thing.