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Don't pretend to be a fool when the time comes, it's fun, I want to see how awesome you are.

"Okay, boys' team, please listen to the question. Our country has hundreds of surnames, but do you know what our earliest surname was?"

Several people looked at Bai Zhi nervously, they also didn't know this question, but instead of answering right away, Bai Zhi stretched out a hand and grabbed the pawn on the chessboard: "Gong pawn, eat your pawn first. "

"Don't get off, the time is almost up."

"What's the rush, let me have a sip of tea." Bai Zhi pretended to pour out the first brew of tea, and then slowly said after pouring out the second time: "At the beginning of human beings, nature (surname) is inherently good, so , the earliest surname was 'good'."

"correct answer."

Finally, the boy's team got a point. Facing the aggressive Yifei, it was the first step to counterattack.

"Oye~" Several people jumped up happily, there was no need to delay, they also became calm, and each began to think about various problems.

With the addition of Baizhi, the competition has officially entered a fierce stage, and the number of pieces on the Baizhi chessboard is becoming less and less.

"What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?"

"Hands and feet."

"What thread do monkeys hate the most?"

"Parallel lines because they don't intersect (bananas)."

"The manager doesn't know how to cook, but there is one dish that he is very good at. What is it?"

"Fried squid."

"..."

Thirty questions, this competition didn't last long. After the inertia of answering, the competition finally came to an end. Wrong answers and correct answers were different.

But in the end, after the competition ended, there was a twenty-twenty tie, that is to say, almost both sides answered twenty questions correctly.

"What's this? I've never had a tie before!" Yifei immediately became unhappy. If this is the case, isn't there no winner?So what's the point of this game?

"Don't worry, I've prepared for overtime."

"Ah woo~" These words attracted a few howling wolves, but they were frightened back by Yoyo's yellow card.

"Hehehe, overtime? Very good, what I like the most is the feeling of killing the opponent in overtime." Yifei kept talking, as if he had already won.

However, she does have the capital to say this now, [-]v[-], and even a tie, is indeed not something normal people can do.

"Hey, there is only one handsome and one bishop left on both sides, and we have to start another game. It seems that I can't do two things at once!" Bai Zhi said angrily, and everyone glanced at the chessboard. There are four chess pieces in total.

"Open another game, and you will lose."

"Oh? Really? Then try."

"Since you are so confident, well, how about adding a size?"

"Okay!" Before Bai Zhi could speak, Zeng Xiaoxian became complacent. At this moment, he was confident: "If you lose, then I want your... washing machine."

"What if you lose?"

"Then we will lose Zhang Wei to you." Lu Ziqiao sold Zhang Wei without hesitation, hey, but there is no way, if they join the chess and card room next door, they really have nothing to lose.

"What do I want Zhang Wei to do?"

"It goes without saying, squeeze your shoulders and beat your legs, serve tea and water, do whatever you want."

"Okay~ just right, I need someone to clean the toilet, so I'll let the toilet clean in the future." Yifei graciously agreed with the bet, her tone quite confident.

Seeing that the two parties had already negotiated the chips, Yoyo immediately prepared the cards: "Both parties have 2 minutes to answer the questions. One point is awarded for correct answers, one point is deducted for wrong answers, and no points are awarded for skipping. Do you understand?"

"Then let's start!" Yifei urged Yoyo impatiently, regardless of whether the other party understood or not, it was just the beginning anyway.

Seeing that the boys' team had no objection, Yoyo began to prepare for the timing: "Then the roast chicken team will come first, and the timing will start. During the college military training uniform b grooming inspection, it is obvious that the hair is cut, why doesn't the instructor believe it?"

"Oh, I see." Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while, and finally understood: "A scholar meets a soldier, (reasonable) can't tell."

"The answer is correct, the next question, chocolate is not pleasing to the eyes, so I beat the tomato and typed the name of the food."

"Chocolate bar?" Lu Ziqiao thought for a while, this time there is only a full time limit, so there is no need to be so anxious.

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"The answer is correct, next question." Knowing that time is precious, Yoyo didn't waste any time: "Tomato has learned martial arts for a few days, and then seeks revenge on chocolate, but Tomato is even worse this time, so I will name the food again."

"Tomato sauce." Bai Zhi replied confidently this time, and he suddenly found a pattern, hehe, for dishes like this, just think about the food that tomatoes can make.

"The answer is correct, very good. The next question, the egg is hard to see, let's help the tomato, but the chocolate beats both the egg and the tomato. Let's name the food again."

"Tomato and egg noodles, you are giving points, and you still want to make it difficult for me." Bai Zhi arrogantly wiped her nose. Such a simple question is obviously for giving points~

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"That's right, go on. On Valentine's Day, what are the things that boys must do before going to bed with girls?"

After hearing this question, several people froze, looking at Youyou with ambiguous eyes, this is a very interesting topic!Although I don't know how to say it, I know what the answer is!

"Time is running out..." Yoyo didn't seem to see their eyes, and reminded him kindly.

"Are you sure you want to say that?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked weakly.

"Say what comes to mind, don't be afraid." Yoyo gave him an encouraging look.

"Okay!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand to Yoyo while pushing and shoving, and whispered a few words in her ear.

After hearing this, Yoyo's face turned black, and she exploded in an instant, and patted his head directly: "Oh! Of course it's not this, it's eyes closed! Don't you need to close your eyes when you sleep?"

"Pfft~"

How many people spurted blood all the way, you said Valentine's Day?At such a sensitive time, when do you not want to close your eyes?Do you have to say it's Valentine's Day?

"No, because of your mental problems, you will receive a yellow card, and next time, you will be out of the game. Alright, let's move on to the next question." Yoyo impatiently taught her a lesson.

Youyou looked at the time. When she was punishing someone, the time would pause for a while, but when she continued to watch now, plus the time she had reported for the question, it was only enough to answer one question.

However, as a referee, she is also professional. She just glanced at it and then focused on the topic.six.

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The game is coming to an end, and now it's time for overtime. This incident reminded them of the basketball game on Valentine's Day, but they don't know when this overtime match will last.

But at that time, Yifei was fighting for strength, but fortunately, Bai Zhi scored the last goal, otherwise he might continue to play, but today, the two are in different camps, so it's hard to say.

The boys team has already got four questions right and one wrong, that is to say, they have scored three points. Now there is still time for one question, and the time is still very short. I just don't know if they can answer it correctly.

However, this last question is much more difficult than they expected: "Next question, complete the following actions and step on the back of your own head."

"Pfft~" The scene fell into silence for a while, stepping on the back of his head?The key lies in the word stepping. It is called stepping if the soles of the feet are used, and it is called stepping only if the soles of the feet are placed on the back of the head. Otherwise, it is called letting go. . .

"..."

The three of them couldn't help but put their gazes on Bai Zhi's body, and Bai Zhi's heart trembled: "What are you trying to do? Don't look at me like that, I feel very insecure!"

"Brother, don't you want to be cute at this time? There's no time~"

"You put it lightly, do you know how difficult this movement is?" Bai Zhi sprayed Zeng Xiaoxian's saliva all over his face.

To step on the back of your head, it is impossible to bend your thighs from the front, you can only bend from the back, which is almost like bending the whole person into a circle.

Besides, a man's flexibility is inferior to that of a woman's. This difficult movement is simply fatal!

"There are still ten seconds left."

"Try it, hurry up, forget it if it doesn't work." The few people were helpless, Baizhi could do it here, but Yifei couldn't do it, he couldn't do it, then it really couldn't work, they could only admit that bad luck.

"Okay, okay!" Bai Zhi sighed. He hasn't practiced yoga for a while, so I don't know if he's unfamiliar with it: "Make room for me."

Bai Zhi drove Yifei away. Her seat is the largest, and it can basically seat four people, but it's too crowded for three people on their side. If you say that bastard Lu Ziqiao, just sit there!It must be said that their feng shui is not good, and they have to change with Yifei.

After changing it, Bai Zhi could only move a stool by herself.

"Huh~" Bai Zhi took a deep breath, lay face down on the sofa, her arms gradually exerted force, she bent her legs above her head, and her whole body arched like a shrimp.

"Almost, almost." Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian watched Bai Zhi nervously.

Bai Zhi's face turned red, she closed her eyes and pulled her hands hard, pressing the soles of her feet to the back of her head like a spring.

"The time is up, congratulations on completing this action. The Roast Chicken team gets [-] points for answering [-] questions correctly and [-] wrong question. Now it's the turn of the Filipino team. Get ready to answer the questions."

Lu Ziqiao, Guan Gu, and Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up while talking, and they moved him to the stool before they even had time to put on the Baizhi shoes.

Now Bai Zhi is still wearing a set of pajamas and slippers on her feet. If she wears cloth shoes, she wonders if she will be smelly from her feet.

"Hey, you put me down, I don't want to be disabled by the fall, let me down quickly." They were noisy, but Yifei was deeply worried about herself.

Your sister, this kind of question is difficult for Bai Zhi, but she can get a score, but for her, this is simply a nightmare!

If you ask her to do a few backflips she'll do it, that thing. . .It's important to keep your nickname!

"Yuyou, where did you find such an anti-human subject?" Yifei began to complain.

But Yoyo didn't respond, but turned to Yifei: "Yifei, it's your turn."

"Okay! I'm ready." Although his heart kept beating, Yifei still cheered up. Judging from their questions, his own questions probably weren't much better.

"Answer the question, let's start." Yoyo waved his arm and began to look at the watch to count time: "The first question, in chemistry class, mix three chemical substances, barium chloride, copper sulfate, and calcium carbonate, what will the result be?"

"Oh, I will be repaired by the teacher." Although Yifei is a doctor, oh, not yet, but after all, there is a specialization in surgery, and it is obvious that chemistry is not what she is good at.

However, this is a brain teaser, and everything cannot be generalized, so Yifei thought of an answer that was not an answer.

"The answer is correct, the next question, the weasel is looking for food, can you make an idiom?"

"..." Yifei was silent for a while, obviously more calm and composed than the boys team: "I know, I just play by ear (chicken). Weasels like to eat chicken the most."

"The answer is correct. The next question is a woman who has been divorced fifty times. How should I describe her?"

"...All previous efforts (public) have been wasted."

"correct answer."

"Hiss~" Every time Yifei answered a question, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao held their hearts, seeing that the score was getting closer and closer, which also proved that their probability of losing was getting higher and higher.

Instead, Bai Zhi calmly made another cup of tea for herself, and watched Yifei answer all the questions correctly with 0......

"Well, do the following actions. When standing, with the forehead above the mouth, look forward."

"..."

Seeing the difficult movements again, oh my god, this Yoyo is trying to twist people into twists!

When Bai Zhi heard this request, her arms couldn't help shaking, and her heart broke out in cold sweat. Fortunately, she didn't get this movement, otherwise, she would have died without knowing how.

Yifei's facial muscles twitched even more. When she watched Bai Zhi's performance just now, she felt wonderful, but now it's her turn, this is going to kill her!

"Can you do it?" Zeng Xiaoxian stared blankly at Bai Zhi. Although he knew that Yifei didn't have that skill, he still wanted to ask Bai Zhi. If he couldn't do it, then he could rest assured.

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at Bai Zhi with the same anticipation, and Bai Zhi smiled helplessly: "Stop talking nonsense, okay? I thought of what kind of movement it is, but it is one of the most difficult movements in yoga. Okay, this, don’t think about it, maybe a woman who has practiced yoga for a long time can do it, but I definitely can’t.”

"Huh~" The few breathed a sigh of relief, and began to watch Yifei's good show.

Bai Zhi didn't shy away from Yifei at all when she spoke, and Yifei naturally heard this sentence, so she could only admit that she was unlucky: "Fuck, forget it, next one."

"Okay!" Yoyo glanced at the time, and there was only one question left: "Listen to the question, what do women like most about men who are big, thick and hard?"

"..."

"Pfft~" A few people couldn't help laughing when they heard this puzzle, and Yifei started to feel embarrassed again. 0.6

This scene seems familiar!Although they knew it wasn't that dirty, they still couldn't help but think in one direction: "Yuyou, give me a hint."

"That..." Youyou scratched her head: "I don't know how to remind you, but not only women like it, but men also like it."

"..."

Yoyo's words were like adding fuel to the flames, and several people opened their mouths wide.

"I...I don't know." Yifei simply covered her face and said directly that she didn't know.

"There's no time, sister Yifei, you'd better guess one, there's no way to move on to the next question." Yoyo urged Yifei: "Three, two, one, ah~ Sister Yifei, rich and strong, everyone likes these !"

"..."

"Oh hoo~" Several people heard the correct answer. Although they felt that they had guessed wrong, they still couldn't resist the excitement after they won, and started screaming. . . .

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