Bitch living in an apartment

There are four rooms in 3601, and the other room is of course shared by the three of them~ Calculated, Zhang Wei also has a right to use it.If he loses, he has to pay the money, and it is not his use.

"So, I want to ask you guys, can I make it on your couch for a few days?"

"You just lost the right to use the room, but you still have the right to use the sofa in the living room! Why don't you sleep on your own sofa?" Both Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian were a little unhappy. It was already crowded here with five people. one person?

Are you from the former Datong shop?

"But, there are all girls over there, how inconvenient is it to sleep outside? It used to be fine in the room, but in the living room, sleeping is so private..."

"Ah~ ok ok~"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao don't feel Zhang Wei's power now, and they are still happy to do things that are convenient for others, and it doesn't hinder them anyway.

Evening, ten o'clock. . .

Bai Zhi pushed open the door and yawned, it was another day when Yu Mo came home late, ten o'clock was not too late, Yu Mo also reported his safety on time, so he didn't go out to find anyone.

Poured a little water from the refrigerator, just in time to hear the sound of the door opening.

"Feather ink, are you back?"

"Well, how about getting up to drink water?" Through the moonlight, Yu Mo saw Bai Zhi's shadow, touched the light on the wall, and turned on the light.

"Who turned on the light?" Zhang Wei suddenly jumped up from the sofa.

"Ah~" Yu Mo was taken aback, and seeing that it was Zhang Wei, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Zhang Wei, why are you sleeping here? I thought it was a big black mouse!"

Seeing that Yu Mo had come back, Zhang Wei sat up slowly: "Hey, don't bring up the past anymore, if you talk too much, you will be in tears. By the way, why did you come back so late? Do you have to see clients for so long? ?”

"Otherwise, what do you think? I ran a long way, and I was invited to dinner and then came back after staying for a while." Yu Mo didn't ask any more, and didn't want to say forget it~

"Let's go! Yu Mo, don't worry about him, he should be sleeping here for the past few days, just turn on a small light when he comes back later."

"what happened?"

"..."

Bai Zhi glanced back and found that Zhang Wei was giving him winks, Bai Zhi touched his nose: "Wait a minute, let's go in and talk about it."

"..."

Zhang Wei covered the quilt angrily, and another person wanted to know about this matter, his own image!

Unknowingly, a few hours passed, chatting, sleeping, and exercising. It took several hours. Bai Zhi lay on the bed, and then gradually became sleepy, and fell asleep in a daze.

"@#￥#%#@"

Before he could sleep for a long time, there was an anxious cry from outside the door, which annoyed Bai Zhi, who had just fallen asleep and hadn't died of sleep, and instantly became angry when she got up: "Aren't you going to let people sleep?"

"What are you doing outside?"

"I don't know, is there another mouse? I'll scold them."

"Come back early." Yu Mo also rolled his eyes in a daze, then closed them again and fell asleep.

"you..."

Bai Zhi originally wanted to go out and scold them, but before he could say anything, Zeng Xiaoxian dragged Zhang Wei in from the balcony: "Hey, what are you doing standing there? Come and help!"

"What help?"

"Help drag Zhang Wei to the sofa~"

"Oh~" Bai Zhi just woke up, sleepwalking! ?Well, expected, but didn't think of it.

"Bold, do you want to murder me too? I am the Son of Heaven, can you lowlifes murder me at will?"

"..." Before Zeng Xiaoxian could sit down and take a sip of water, Zhang Wei was about to turn over and continue, but was pushed down on the sofa by Bai Zhi.

"Hehe, this is sleepwalking, right?" Bai Zhi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who smelled like milk, and laughed twice, feeling no sleepiness at all: "Teacher Zeng, it seems that you have been regarded as a rebel 0...... ..”

"Why does Zhang Wei still have this problem? Why didn't he find out before."

"Who knows!" Bai Zhi shook her head, "It's a good thing that it's on our side, otherwise, Zhang Wei was sleepwalking, dreaming that when he was working with his concubine, he would enter Yifei's or Yoyo's room. When you die, you don’t know how you died.”

Hearing this sentence, Zeng Xiaoxian's face was as ugly as constipation. Thinking of touching Yifei's room, he wanted to slap him in his heart: "Then he won't touch our room when he sleeps here?"

"Then you can tie him up!"

"Yes, he must be tied up to prevent him from running around. It's one thing to touch into our room. If he wants to jump off the building again, isn't it the end?"

"Go get the rope, and it's better to tie a stone to him, so that even if he breaks free, he can jump down."

"That's right, I've heard that sleepwalkers generally have abilities that they don't usually have. If he also has yoga, isn't it the end?"

"...Who did you listen to?" Bai Zhi was speechless. Dual personalities have abilities that you don't usually have, right?

Ok!Anyway, no matter what, Zeng Xiaoxian sat on the sofa, seeing that Zhang Wei wouldn't let him get up, Bai Zhi went to prepare rope and stones.

"We don't have stones in our house, so we can only use this instead." Bai Zhi said, pulling out a blue thing from behind.

Zeng Xiaoxian took a 0.6 breath, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said anxiously: "No, no, do you want us all to go to heaven? This is a gas tank, even if he can't drag it, if you turn on the gas at once, Light another fire, won't we all be finished?"

"Oh, it makes sense." Bai Zhi nodded seriously, then use this.

Bai Zhi moved a refrigerator and a bottle of chili oil from the kitchen: "Hey, let's tie a rope to the refrigerator and hang a bottle of chili oil, so that even if he bursts out of power, he drags the refrigerator away, and the chili oil can be poured on his face so he can wake up."

"Gulu~" Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed, your sister!If this can really drag the refrigerator, it will be against the sky, okay?

But no matter what, Zeng Xiaoxian finally felt relieved, tied him up, and walked into the bathroom on his own, ready to take a shower before going to bed. .

Chapter 317

When Zhang Wei woke up the next morning, he found himself tied to the refrigerator with a bottle of chili oil hanging on it, and he panicked.

"Come here! Help! There are assassins... Uh, why did I say there are assassins?" Zhang Wei blinked, probably still not coming out of last night's dream: "Come here! Help! Someone Kidnapped."

"What happened?"

Maybe Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao had already woken up and ran out when they heard Zhang Wei's voice like killing a pig.

As soon as he went out, he saw Zhang Wei tied there with a red rope, that was a solid one!Now Zhang Wei can hardly even straighten his back.

"Hey, Zhang Wei, are you playing performance art?"

Lu Ziqiao looked like he was watching the show, and went over to look at the knots on the rope. My good guy, there were countless knots tied, and there were more than one, as if he was afraid that Zhang Wei would run away.

"Are you still watching the show? Save me!" Zhang Wei struggled, but Zeng Xiaoxian was tied too tightly, no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get enough.

"Wait, I'll get the knife." Guan Gu held back his smile and walked towards the kitchen.

As soon as Zhang Wei heard it, he felt a sense of fear: "Hey, 09, you don't want to kill me and sell me for money, do you? Don't! Woooooo~"

"Don't worry, we don't have a few catties of meat after selling you, and we still have to go to jail. We can't do such a loss-making thing." Lu Ziqiao patted his brain and stopped him from yelling: "Are you kid? Last night, you found a beautiful woman behind our backs to have fun, and you accidentally got tied here and didn't untie it?"

"Give up, I went to bed earlier than you all last night, can you have fun?" Seeing Guan Gu cutting the rope with a knife, Zhang Wei broke away dissatisfied: "It must be you who took advantage of my sleep at night and put the I'm bound."

"Who is okay to tie you up? Even if you want to rob you, you can't rob me."

"Who did that?" Zhang Wei obviously didn't believe Lu Ziqiao's words, and this group of people had done many pranks, who knew he would be unlucky?

"If it's a prank, Bai Zhi is the most likely. You can ask him. Anyway, he is not afraid of you, and he is not afraid of admitting to the prank." Guan Gu retorted. He knew what Zhang Wei was thinking, so he naturally called the first suspect Speak out.

"Besides, there are only two people who can move the refrigerator here."

"That's right!" Zhang Wei was taken aback. Bai Zhi and Yifei were the only ones who could move the refrigerator, that is to say, "Hu Yifei must have done it. She has been displeased with me for the past two days."

"Then you go to her to settle accounts~"

Zhang Wei nodded, feeling very reasonable. Settlement is really a matter of settlement: "I'll go to her to settle the score now."

Speaking of Zhang Wei putting on his shoes, he rushed out, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu followed up for a while, poking their heads out secretly to see if Zhang Wei really went to Yifei to settle the score.

But just as he stretched out his head, the door was pushed hard again. Lu Ziqiao couldn't dodge it in time, and the door hit his forehead directly, turning into a gourd.

"Ouch~" Lu Ziqiao rolled on the ground twice and wailed.

"Eh? Ziqiao, why are you lying on the ground?" Zhang Wei came in and said in surprise.

"Didn't you go to Yifei to settle the score?" Guan Gu asked with a dry smile.

"Yes! I was afraid that Yifei would beat me up again, so I decided to call Bai Zhi, so at least I would be safer." Zhang Wei rushed to the door of Bai Zhi's room and knocked on the door: "Bai Zhi, wake up, Wake up..."

'Click~' Zhang Wei twisted the doorknob, and said in surprise: "Huh, it's not locked!? Baizhi..."

'Boom boom boom~'

'Crackling~'

"Go away, you bitch."

"Ah~"

A series of sounds came from inside when Zhang Wei stepped into the door. Under the unbearable observation of Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu, Zhang Wei flew out directly.

He hit the ground so hard that his butt was about to go numb: "Ah~ yo~ it hurts me to death... hiss..."

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu saw the door of Bai Zhi's room being closed again as if nothing had happened, so they couldn't help walking to Zhang Wei's side, Lu Ziqiao slapped Zhang Wei on the shoulder: "Brother, you are really amazing!" !"

"What's wrong with me? I'm just asking him for a favor, is this necessary?" Zhang Wei complained and rubbed his butt, he hadn't even entered the door yet!He was beaten out, who should he reason with?

Guan Gu's face was full of sympathy, even he wanted to slap him a few times: "You asked for it, Yu Mo is also inside, if you rush in so rashly, let alone Bai Zhi, anyone will take you It was kicked out, it’s not bad if you didn’t cut you with a knife.”

"He can't understand you when you tell him that. This is a million-year-old single dog." Lu Ziqiao taunted, after all, your woman is sleeping, and you, a grown man, would not be happy if you barged in.

"Who said I don't understand?"

"Then you're still running around? Oh, did you do it on purpose? See how Bai Zhi will deal with you."

"Um, who... who said that? I just forgot about it." Although Zhang Wei knew the reason for being beaten, he still complained: "The sleeping door is not locked, who is to blame?"

"You deserve to be beaten to death."

Lu Ziqiao pushed Zhang Wei's head. Sure enough, it is a miracle that this person can survive to this day. This guy definitely belongs to a cat, oh no, he definitely belongs to a cockroach. Otherwise, nine lives would not be enough for him to defeat. Only His tenacious vitality allowed him to overcome every difficulty.

Locking the door, of course everyone knows it, but everyone in 417 will be negligent. After tying up Zhang Wei last night, he was really sleepy. He just closed it and fell asleep.

Zhang Wei was beaten up and ridiculed like this. He was already in a bad mood early in the morning, but it got worse, and he sat on the sofa.

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the worse he felt. He pushed the refrigerator he couldn't move, but Zhang Wei didn't know that it was Zhang Wei's unlucky attributes. The chili oil hanging on it, because of the action of the rope, the lid opened a little. Mouth, casually sprinkled a bit. . .

"Ah~~"

3602 There was another pig-killing scream. This scream was the loudest alarm clock in the whole building. Those who should wake up woke up and those who shouldn't wake up also woke up.

Chili oil spilled into Zhang Wei's nose, and then he accidentally sniffed again. . .

Hiss~~~ah~ this is so sour, it's so simple. . .

There was another flutter in the bathroom, and Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu who were still brushing their teeth and going to the bathroom were kicked out by him, and they kept washing their noses with water alone.

He hurriedly took out a tube of milk in the refrigerator, and poured it down, but he didn't seem to feel satisfied, so he rushed to the kitchen, turned on the tap, and poured it directly into his mouth.

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei's self-harming behavior in confusion, and even forgot how to stop it. . . .

Chapter 318

"Sleepwalking..."

Finally, after going through a lot of turmoil in the morning, Zhang Wei finally found out the truth about his being tied up in the bar. However, those red eyes and coughing throat from time to time just wanted to announce to everyone that today What happened in the morning was not a dream.

"Well, that's right! Didn't you hear Mr. Zeng's big commotion last night?" Bai Zhi asked Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu suspiciously. It stands to reason that Zeng Xiaoxian almost shouted for fire last night. These two people should have heard it. right.

"No, last night I remembered that I was listening to music and fell asleep while listening to it." Lu Ziqiao recalled what happened before going to bed last night.

"I didn't hear that either. Maybe it was the night before yesterday! I slept too hard last night." It is common for Guan Gu to stay up all night drawing comics.

"Did I sleepwalk last night?" Zhang Wei still couldn't believe it, and asked again in doubt.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows trembled, as if I'd kill you if you said you weren't sleepwalking, Bai Zhi shook her head and grabbed Zhang Wei's shoulder: "Zhang Wei, if you're not sleepwalking, it's because you pretended to be stupid Teacher, in this case, you are ready to die!"

"Then why is that chili oil hanging there? My eyes still hurt because of it."

"How did you feel when the chili oil splashed on your face?" Bai Zhi didn't answer Zhang Wei's question directly, but asked another question.

"feeling bad."

"Isn't this the end? In case you bite the rope with your teeth, the chili oil can come in handy, at least it can wake you up." Bai Zhi clapped her palm.

"Then what if you're still awake?" Lu Ziqiao asked casually.