Bitch living in an apartment

Besides, you are a woman for the first time, and I am a man for the first time, why should I let you?

What?You said that this is the second time for Bai Zhi to be a human?Hey, don't worry about that detail~ It's the first time for everyone to become a martial artist, so it's okay, right?

You hope to be happy with each other, and of course I do too, don't let anyone else.

Yifei was so angry that her teeth were itchy. Faced with Bai Zhi's appearance, she really couldn't do anything about it. The most adept force deterrence had no way at all. She just wanted to see if she had any other ideas.

"Peng~"

Suddenly Yoyo 0.6 slapped the table heavily, startling the three of them, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at her wonderingly: "Yuyo, what are you doing? Don't you also want to make gestures with them? Suicide is not advisable. Ah~"

"Uh~~" Yoyo came to her senses, and said weakly, "I mean, when you guys are dueling, can you let me let the referee."

"Okay!" Yifei couldn't help molesting Yoyo when she heard such a request: "However, sometimes if a player makes a red eye, you have to be responsible for stopping it. If you break an arm or a leg, you have to do it yourself." Take responsibility."

"..."

"..."

Not only did Yoyo shrink her head, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed her saliva, the ruthless referee might even be bloody!

"Well, let's forget it! Sister Yifei, I won't get involved if you guys play." Yoyo quickly shook her head, expressing that she hadn't said anything. .

Chapter 312

"Hey, it's been 5 minutes, where is the truth of what you said?"

"Why did you ask in just a second? It's only been five minutes, five days is about the same." Bai Zhi leaned on the sofa and looked up at Yifei lazily.

I have no obligation to help her find the murderer?What do you think about watching The Swordsman?Those so-called decent people jumped out and said that you were in collusion with the Demon Cult.

You said you didn't?sure!Come up with evidence that you didn't.

Bai Zhi would not make such a mistake, you say I did it, show evidence, or don't blame me for killing me and denying it, anyway, you can't threaten me.

"Five days?" Yifei was about to blow up when he heard this time, and he had already forgotten about Wu Tian, ​​so he still used you to talk about this matter to make me angry again?

"I still have a way to let you find the best in an instant."

"There is such a method, why didn't you tell me earlier, did you intentionally entertain me?" Yifei angrily taught Bai Zhi a lesson.

Bai Zhi is just like an old monk in meditation, which is in stark contrast to Yifei's turbulent appearance: "Calm down, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, Confucius said..."

"Shut up, do you want to talk?"

"Yifei, this is your problem. You interrupted me and asked me if I would like to talk. Your behavior is immoral~ I want..."

"Are you a fly? Do you keep chattering away? I'll give you a chance. If you don't say it again, then never say it again." Yifei is now in a hurry, unable to listen to any nonsense.

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"..."

"..."

The four of them stared at each other for a few seconds, but none of them spoke, but Yifei couldn't help it: "Hey, are you talking or not?"

"Eh? Didn't you say it yourself? If I don't say it, I will never say it? I don't want to say it now."

"Uh~" Yifei sucked it in and almost didn't spit it out. Zeng Xiaoxian's eyelids twitched. He was really afraid that Yifei would be pissed off by Bai Zhi like this!There is no one in the apartment who dares to go crazy like this except Bai Zhi.

"You...you..." Yifei pointed at Bai Zhi with trembling fingers and was speechless.

Only then did Bai Zhi calmly say: "Begging for help~ You have to have the attitude of begging for help. This is a truth that even elementary school students understand, but you, a university teacher, don't know?"

"Hiss~" Yifei took a deep breath, barely showing a smile on his face, but he was always thinking about MMP in his heart, thinking: If you bastard can't give me an answer that satisfies me, I'll cut off your skin and order something sky lantern.

"Baizhi Gege, why don't you just say it? Please~"

"Kang bang bang bang~" Bai Zhi, who was still leaning on the sofa calmly, fell to the ground: "Okay, okay, I can't talk about you woman, let me tell you! You just need to beat up everyone in the apartment , with the mentality that you would rather kill the wrong than let it go, isn’t that all right? Anyway, your female devil’s reputation has been confirmed, and it’s not uncommon to beat someone for no reason.”

"..."

Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still preparing to watch the play, suddenly froze. Suddenly, Yifei slowly looked towards them, and Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed involuntarily.

"I still have something to do, see you~~see you~~see you~~" Zeng Xiaoxian had already rushed out with lightning speed, leaving a string of echoes in the air that echoed through 3601.

"Baizhi..." Yifei took a deep breath and roared, but when she turned her head, Baizhi was no longer there. On the table next to the sofa, there was only a glass of water dangling for some reason.

Youyou said weakly at the side: "Sister Yifei, you don't really want to beat everyone, do you? I swear, I really didn't touch your comic book."

Yifei looked at Yoyo helplessly. Could it be that in their minds, he was really someone who would beat people up without any reason?So sad.

"Sister Yifei, don't worry, didn't Bai Zhi give you an idea? See who will stand up to refute you, maybe you can find it." Yoyo comforted Yifei carefully, at this time she felt that there was something wrong It is necessary to save everyone in the apartment.

Among other things, the ones with the cheapest hands should be the boys in the apartment. She and Yu Mo will definitely not move. Yu Mo is not interested in this, and she will not owe money.

As for the boys, um, Bai Zhi can definitely be ruled out, this guy usually runs away when he does bad things, he won't be so tough at all.

Then, only Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, and Lu Ziqiao are left. These three people are very likely. Hey, for the sake of the peace of the apartment and the harmony of the apartment, it is better to let her calm down.

"Okay, Yoyo, you don't need to persuade me anymore, I'm not unreasonable to that point, I'm just angry with Baizhi's attitude." Yifei waved her hand casually, and put away the comics directly.

"Sister Yifei, what are you doing?"

Seeing that Yifei was about to go out, Youyou thought that she really listened to Bai Zhi's words and was going to beat everyone up, thinking about whether to inform others.

Yifei said at this time: "I'll go downstairs to the laundry room to get clothes."

"Huh~" Youyou breathed a sigh of relief, luckily she didn't go to hit someone, but now it seems that nothing happened.

As soon as Yifei stepped out of the room, a head came in from the balcony, and Bai Zhi looked around: "Yuyou, has Yifei left?"

"Baizhi? What are you doing on the balcony? Come in! Sister Yifei has already left."

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"Leave? That's good." Bai Zhi adjusted her clothes, walked in, flipped through the pillows on the sofa, and took out a mobile phone from inside: "I forgot my mobile phone, by the way, where did Yifei go? I don't want to run into her until she's calmed down."

"She went to the laundry room downstairs to get clothes." Suddenly, a doubt flashed in Yoyo's eyes: "Bai Zhi, do you know who ruined Sister Yifei's comics?"

"Eh?" Bai Zhi looked at Yoyo in horror, I'll go, how did she see it: "How do you know?"

"You really know?" Yoyo just said it casually, but Bai Zhi admitted it so bluntly that she couldn't react immediately: "You know who it is, why didn't you just say it? You still have to do this kind of thing like taking off your pants and farting ?”

"Am I the kind of person who makes small reports?" Bai Zhi pointed to herself with her thumb: "If I talk nonsense about everything, others won't tell me any secrets."

"Okay~ so who is this person?"

"Guess! I'll tell you when I guess it." Bai Zhi raised her eyebrows. He won't tell Yifei, and of course he won't tell Yoyo either. After all, telling Yoyo is different from telling Yifei and the whole world.

As for the idea for Yifei?Hehehe, you can't blame me for saying it yourself, you can only say that you killed yourself. .

Chapter 313

In fact, it is impossible to be fair in this world, just like this matter, if someone dies, he may really die, and if someone dies, he may live, and live Also better than average.

And Zhang Wei belongs to the former. Bai Zhi originally wanted to hide from Yifei, but Yoyo held him back and refused to let him go, so he must tell who did the good deed.

However, Bai Zhi's mouth seemed to be sewn shut, not revealing any news.

Not long after, the voices of Yifei and Zhang Wei came from outside the door. Baizhi wanted to rush out with sour teeth, but Yoyo grabbed her arm: "If you don't tell me, I won't let you go, sister Yifei , Sister Yifei, Bai Zhi is here..."

Yifei pushed the door heavily and came in, only then did Yoyo let Bai Zhi go, Bai Zhi looked at Yoyo with some resentment, is it necessary for you to do this?

"Yo? Isn't this a straw paper that you don't admit to death? Why do you come here when you have time?" Yifei said angrily, then put down the laundry basket, and stood there depressed.

"Of course I have time to come here, just to see you depressed."

"Hey, don't mess with him." Zhang Wei suddenly patted Bai Zhi on the shoulder: "I just won five yuan from her, she is upset now, she might beat you."

"You just happened to be nothing special." Yifei became angry and refused to admit defeat.

"How did you win?" Bai Zhi asked casually.

"Hey, let's bet that I can guess how many clothes she has washed." Zhang Wei said proudly, with a little contempt in his eyes.

In order to comfort Yifei, Yoyo leaned into her ear and said, "He might have rummaged through your laundry basket secretly."

"Ah~ are you so perverted?" Yifei pointed at Zhang Wei and condemned dissatisfiedly.

"Nonsense, I just noticed that you haven't washed your clothes for a week, and you've been wearing the same clothes for the past three days." Zhang Wei expressed his reasoning confidently: "This is the wisdom of a lawyer. Fee missed me."

"How could I have guessed that you washed seven socks?" Yifei said helplessly, whose socks don't come in pairs?That is to say, your goods come by order.

"Because I only have seven~" Zhang Wei said confidently.

"Hehe, what's the point?" Bai Zhi glanced at Zhang Wei: "I can still guess that Zhang Wei has three clothes, four pairs of trousers, three pairs of underwear, one suit, and one tie, including the washed ones and the unwashed ones." , seven socks, and two pairs of shoes! Besides, Zhang Wei, you are still wearing the pink underwear today."

"Hey, pink?" Yifei and Yoyo waved their hands in disgust.

Zhang Wei was flushed with embarrassment, but he was a little shocked in his heart: "No, why are you doing this? You actually peeked at my closet."

"I don't have the time to peek at your closet!" Bai Zhi glared at him dissatisfied: "The real wealth of your guy is a wallet, a hair dryer, a bunch of keys, a watch, a mobile phone, and a shaving Knife, and the corkscrew I carried with me for 18 years, and nothing else."

"..."

Zhang Wei suddenly tightened his clothes, and he wondered if Bai Zhi had clairvoyance, otherwise how could he know that he would carry these things with him, and he would tell them all.

"Are you provoking me?" Not to mention, although Zhang Wei is thick-skinned, he has the same strong self-esteem to support him: "Let me tell you, I can see the murderer in Yifei's cartoon at a glance." Come out, can you?"

"Hush~" Bai Zhi suddenly whistled nonchalantly, Zhang Wei was baffled.

The murderous look behind him made his back chill, but he said regardless: "Am I not right?"

"Zhang Wei, you must not have watched Yifei's movements, have you?" Bai Zhi said quietly.

"No, I'm reading a book and I don't have time to watch her activity. What did she say?" Zhang Wei took out his phone and continued to glance at it, then went crazy: "Impossible, it must be the murderer, I don't believe it, Yifei, you put Take the manga..."

Zhang Wei turned around, wanting to ask Yifei to take out the comic book for confirmation, but just as he turned his head, Yifei stared at him like a hungry wolf with gritted teeth.

"Yifei, what are you..."

"It turns out that you are the top quality!" Yoyo also suddenly realized, no wonder Bai Zhi wanted to show off like this, so it was to motivate him to speak out!

"What's the best?"

"So it's you bastard." Yifei rushed over to strangle Zhang Wei to death.

"Hey, wait, wait, take out the comic book first, let's see if it's the real murderer."

"I'll go to your murderer, today I'm going to be that murderer, I'm going to tear you apart~"

"No, no, oh, I see, you must be jealous that I'm smarter than you, so you deliberately said that it wasn't the murderer's, Yifei, you are so scheming! Ah~" Zhang Wei continued desperately while running away Fan the flames.

"Who wants you to call the murderer? If you are not sanctioned today, you will not know that I am both wise and brave."

"` ‖Hey, I admit being brave, but wisdom has always been my strong point."

"Oh, is that right? Genius, have you ever made money?" Yifei stopped and kept mocking him, as if he felt that this was not the place to do it.

"How should I say it?" Zhang Wei couldn't help singing angrily: "I won five dollars today, today I won...five dollars."

"Hehehe~" Bai Zhi laughed awkwardly, he found that Zhang Wei seemed to be more willing to die than himself, and he had the capital to die, but Zhang Wei only had a passion: "Zhang Wei, how about you compare , maybe there will be surprises~"

Anyway, Bai Zhi really can't stand it anymore, Zhang Wei's singing is too embarrassing, maybe Yifei will really light him a sky lantern.

"Okay! Dice Pai Gow Mahjong, you pick it yourself."

"Are these things more intelligent?" Bai Zhi complained helplessly: "That's not as good as this. I have a question. Whoever gets the right answer, how about whoever is smart?"

(It's good) "Why should you make a problem? We are testing Zhang Wei's IQ now, and we only need to test Zhang Wei." The problem is that it is not a cold.

Besides, who is smarter and needs to compare with you?joke.

"Whatever, it's just a very simple question anyway." Bai Zhi waved her hand to express her indifference: "Zhang Wei, please listen to the question..."

"Come, on." Zhang Wei stroked his hair, and confidently let Bai Zhi come over.

"Who invented mahjong?"

"..."

One question stumped Zhang Wei: "Is this also an IQ test?"

"Otherwise? Just say you can answer it!" Bai Zhi said impatiently.

"I can answer it, of course I can answer it, let me think about it! Emmm..." Zhang Wei started a long journey of thinking. .