Bitch living in an apartment

"Ah? Hey, hello, are you okay?" The woman poked Bai Zhi's back with a crying voice, and looked at the bottle tremblingly. There were two words written in crooked handwriting on it: arsenic.

She was so frightened that she threw the bottle away and couldn't help covering her mouth with her palms to prevent herself from yelling, but when she saw that everyone heard the movement and looked this way.

The frightened woman walked out in a panic with her bag and high heels, and she couldn't help muttering to herself: "Don't care about me! It's the pocket he said..."

After the woman walked out of the bar, Zeng Xiaoxian came over suspiciously and pushed Bai Zhi's body.

Bai Zhi suddenly sat up, frightened Zeng Xiaoxian into a fighting posture, but Bai Zhi ignored him, picked up the bottle with her head down, and sighed: "Hey, being handsome is not a problem these days!"

"I'll go, you lied to her?" Zeng Xiaoxian stopped his movements.

"Of course I lied to her, otherwise you think I have a heart attack?" Bai Zhi said impatiently, if others don't know, will this guy know?

Just kidding, jumping around all day, like a person with heart disease would do?

"Hehehe." Zeng Xiaoxian laughed twice, okay!He admitted that he was too nervous: "However, I remember that you have laxatives in it, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the bottle in Bai Zhi's hand, he had heard Bai Zhi said that it contained laxatives, and now Bai Zhi took it by himself. . .

"Teacher Zeng." Bai Zhi suddenly smiled.

"What are you doing?" Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little nervous when he saw this smile.

"..."

Bai Zhi twisted Zeng Xiaoxian's arm, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a scream, his mouth opened wide, Bai Zhi took the opportunity to throw a white stuff in: "If it's a laxative, you'll know if you try it."

"Gulu~" Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth was pinched by Bai Zhi, and he swallowed the saliva and the pill: "You... what did you give me?"

"No, arsenic~"

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian covered his stomach with frightened eyes, and now he could feel that his stomach had started to churn.

"Huh? Don't you feel sweet?"

"Sweet fart~ No, your sister, this is a laxative, no matter how sweet it is, you can't eat it!" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but waited for his stomach to judge him.

Bai Zhi scratched her face, looking a little unwilling, looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, and threw another pill into Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth with lightning speed, this time he pinched Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth, and let him chew it few times.

"How is it? Can you taste it now? Is it okay?"

"Cough cough cough~" Zeng Xiaoxian coughed continuously, trying to cough up the medicine, but he swallowed it directly. Apart from gastric lavage, there is really no other better way: "You bastard..."

"How does it taste?" Bai Zhi asked with some expectation.

"Did you let me eat it because of the taste?" Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed Bai Zhi's collar and yelled loudly, spattering Bai Zhi's face with saliva.

"Teacher Zeng, look at 410, you are boring, answering irrelevant questions! I just asked how it tastes, not why you let you eat it." Bai Zhi wiped the saliva from her face and complained dissatisfied.

"Very good, it smells like apples, isn't that okay?" Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath, growled, clutched his stomach and began to feel sorry for himself.

"Hey, Teacher Zeng, do you know why your teacher is fooled by Zi Qiao?"

"Hehe, not only will I be fooled by Zi Qiao, but I will also be bullied by you and Hu Yifei, the female devil. My life is so miserable!"

"It's because you don't know how to have fun while suffering, so your life is harder than everyone else's. Even watching dramas is watching bitter dramas."

"Having fun while suffering? I can live till now because of having fun while suffering, okay!" Zeng Xiaoxian said impatiently.

However, this sentence is true. Everyone in the iPartment is an optimist, and the most representative ones are Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zhang Wei is so unlucky every day that if he were an ordinary person, he would have to take revenge on the society, but he lived a good life.

Zeng Xiaoxian, well, this guy is mainly reflected in his ex-girlfriend. He has been in love for eight years and has been cheating for six years. With such a green hat, he has not collapsed yet, and he is still living a good life afterwards. This is unimaginable! ! ! .

Chapter 308

However, even though it is said so, it is still necessary to hate.

so. . .

Bai Zhi said righteously: "Look, you have taken laxatives anyway, so you can do whatever you want. It's better to taste how it tastes. This is called having fun while suffering."

"Hehehe, I thank you!" Zeng Xiaoxian complained speechlessly, you said that you are going to suffer, what do you want to taste?This is the real truth of being sold and having to pay for it.

"You're welcome, if you really want to thank me, just eat another piece, so that it can be offset."

"..."

For a shameless person like Bai Zhi, Zeng Xiaoxian had no choice but to sigh: "Waiter, prepare three packs of toilet paper for me, I'm going to live in the toilet today."

"..." Bai Zhi coughed, there was an inexplicable sense of joy in what she said!

"I'm going to the toilet anyway, give it to me, I'll taste it." Zeng Xiaoxian snatched Bai Zhi's bottle and shook it a few times: "Only two? Cut, I thought you had more! Then just eat it." .”

"Hello..."

It was too late for Bai Zhi to stop it, Zeng Xiaoxian chewed it twice and his face became bitter: "Wow, why do these two taste different? I just tasted the apple flavor! Why is it still bitter now?"

Bai Zhi covered her face, explained weakly, and then handed over the tissue that the bartender brought over: "Mr. Zeng, what I gave you just now was fruit candy, so it tastes like apples."

"Oh?" Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed, so he doesn't have to have diarrhea anymore?This is almost the same: "Then why does it still taste bitter? Could it be bitter melon? It doesn't look like it!"

"No..." Bai Zhi couldn't bear to say the following words anymore, but he still needed to prepare him psychologically: "The main thing is that you took a real laxative."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian's brain froze for a moment, what do these words mean?He signaled Bai Zhi to continue with his eyes, and at the same time he had a bad premonition in his heart.

"That' ˇ." Perhaps because she didn't understand, Bai Zhi took the bottle and took out a cushion from it, revealing the pills inside: "Actually, there is a mechanism here. If it is not triggered, it can only be poured out of the top." That layer of medicine.

The upper layer is fruit-flavored candy, and the lower layer is the real laxative. Just now you accidentally triggered the mechanism and poured out the lower layer, so it has a bitter taste. "

"click~"

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide, his heart was about to break, that is to say, he could really use this roll of paper.

"Gululu~" Zeng Xiaoxian protested from his stomach, he suddenly felt a sense of urgency, he quickly grabbed the toilet paper and rushed into the toilet: "Bai Zhi, you bitch."

"..."

Bai Zhi shook the bottle innocently, and sighed: "Hey, the design is still not good enough! Anyone can touch the mechanism, um, I have to think about it."

. . . . . .

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't eat much. If this guy really ate the medicine as jelly beans, it would be really miserable. Now he has only gone to the toilet three or four times and he no longer feels like shitting.

It's just that Zeng Xiaoxian doesn't want to move anymore, and he doesn't even dare to eat when he returns home, for fear of pulling it out again.

"Yu Mo, Yu Mo, come out and see my masterpiece." Bai Zhi started yelling as soon as she got home.

"What masterpiece?"

Bai Zhi pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian: "No, Teacher Zeng became like this because he robbed me of something."

Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Bai Zhi with a murderous expression on his face, this guy is actually honest and upright, your sister, if I hadn't been unable to beat you, I would have beaten you a hundred times already.

It's just that he just stared, it's one thing if he can't beat it, and it's another thing if he's too tired to move.

"You mean, tell me not to steal your things, or I will be like him?" Yu Mo said with some dumbfounding, was he a little dissatisfied with the last time he checked his phone?

"Yes! Maybe one day you will be recruited."

"Can you spend the whole day doing these messy things? If I don't do this, I will have nothing to do." Yu Mo said helplessly: "If you are really bored, how about typing for me?"

"What words are you typing?"

"It's just some customers on the Internet! Sometimes I'm too busy, and some men will chat with me under this name. You can send me away, filter them out, and then pick them up when I'm free."

"What? There are men who dare to harass you? I'm tired of life." Bai Zhi rolled up her sleeves: "Leave this matter to me, and they will hang around if I don't do it."

"Uh, wait." Yu Mo was a little speechless: "Being so nervous, don't mess around, you just need to help me screen them out, and you don't have to worry about anything else."

"Oh, I see, it's the phone editor~ I'm good at this." Bai Zhi patted her chest and assured that he is definitely the strictest firewall. When it comes to picking up girls, those homeboys who only hide on the Internet and give advice How could it be his opponent?

Naturally, anti-rejection is his forte, and those tricks are left over from his play.

"｀ ‖Hey, this number is the number announced to the public, you can just help me look it up, if someone wants to talk to you, just chat, if you really want to ask questions, you can ask people to add me another number, understand? "

"Simple, isn't it just chatting? I'm the best at chatting."

Bai Zhi logged into the account and began to wait. At this time, the Internet is unsafe and easy to be deceived. Therefore, Yu Mo did not make much money selling cosmetics online. Consultants, come to answer questions and grow your business.

Anyway, it doesn’t cost money. Many people have the mentality of giving it a try. If it works in reality, they will definitely become regular customers.

This has also led to the fact that developing customers has become a long process, but once developed, it will be a very loyal customer.

However, what makes Bai Zhi a little strange is that these customers are mostly female customers, so Yu Mo actually let him chat without being jealous, which is incredible.

It was only later that Bai Zhi realized that Yu Mo was trying to save herself from spending time in bars all day, and that women in real life were more dangerous than women on the Internet. . .

"Wow, Yu Mo, you are so treacherous~" Bai Zhi complained: "It's just that you seem to have missed one thing, can't I go to the bar while chatting? In this way, I will look serious when I work. More attractive to girls."

"..."

Yu Mo choked for a moment, it seemed quite reasonable, didn't he fall in love with Bai Zhi in the past because he was not so stupid, and he was very handsome when he was doing things?

If this is taken seriously in the bar, then it's okay?

No, absolutely not, cancel this plan.

Yu Mo shivered, thinking how to get the best of both worlds. .

Chapter 309

While Yu Mo was thinking hard about a way to get the best of both worlds, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was treated like a monkey, couldn't stand it anymore. You said that you were cheated and it was over, but what happened to being treated as a negative teaching material?

"You two, what are you doing? Are you happy that I am in such a miserable situation?" Zeng Xiaoxian howled dissatisfied.

Bai Zhi and Yu Mo both looked at him, Yu Mo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Bai Zhi: "Bai Bai, tell me, if this is the case, you won't be able to work when you go to the bar, how about not going to the bar after work? Come on, you have something to do, and you won't be too tired when you go to the bar."

"Ok~ let's do that."

Well, it really is a good idea to have the best of both worlds. Do things when you should do things, and have fun when you don't do things. This is interesting.

"Hey, did you hear what I said?!" Seeing that the two ignored him completely, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help being furious, "Brother, at least you have to admit your mistake!"It's your fault that I am like this!

"Yu Mo, I think we should change the quilt cover, this quilt cover is too ugly, like a flower girl."

"What for? Am I just a Hua girl?"

"Nonsense, where are you a flower girl? It's almost thirty. 413... Oh, Yu Mo, don't hit me."

"..."

It was as if a hundred crows were flying over Zeng Xiaoxian's head, and one of the crows pulled out a lump of bird feces and dripped it on his forehead.

But, no matter what he said, Bai Zhi had made up his mind to pretend to be innocent in today's matter, Zeng Xiaoxian had nowhere to use his strength, so he could only sit and recover his strength.

Lying on the sofa with nothing to love, staring at the ceiling with dull eyes, silently thinking about this fucking life.

"Baizhi, come out." Yifei kicked open the door of 3602 hall in a hurry, saw Zeng Xiaoxian lying on the sofa like a dead fish, and rolled his eyes: "Oh, isn't this our teacher Zeng? Is the leader scolding and doubting life?"

"You're doubting life!" Zeng Xiaoxian began to feel complacent when he mentioned this: "I passed the review, you will be disappointed."

"Hehehe." However, instead of being disappointed, Yifei laughed, "Mr. Zeng, have you ever experienced despair?"

"I've experienced it! What's wrong?" Zeng Xiaoxian patted his head inexplicably, what is this?

"Then would you mind going through it again?"

"mind."

"It's useless to mind, what should come will still come..."

"..." Then you still said a hammer, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but slander in his heart: "You old man, hurry up and say it's okay? Didn't you see that I was resting?"

"Then listen carefully." Yifei coughed, as if reading an imperial decree, and took out the phone seriously: "As of one o'clock this afternoon, vote whether Zeng Xiaoxian votes with the character written on the paper, agree With [-] votes and zero negative votes, Bai Zhi won by a narrow margin, and Zeng Xiaoxian needs to make a statement to Bai Zhi and apologize."

"..."

This blow is undoubtedly worse for Zeng Xiaoxian, the double blow in heart and spirit is complete.

If Yifei didn't say it, he would have forgotten the vote, let alone thinking about what he would do if he lost.

But now Yifei slapped him directly on the face, even if he wanted to pretend to be asleep, it was impossible: "You are all devils..."

There are a total of more than 300 residents in the love apartment. Excluding those who don’t have so much time to vote with stomachaches, all of them voted for it?It can be seen that other people's impression of him has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow.

For the rest, he thought, he was just deluding himself.