Bitch living in an apartment

Chapter 301

"Who am I on the stall~"

Yu Mo felt like crying, the household registration book was in the hands of the other party, so if he tricked himself into taking a photo one day, he would be able to get the certificate directly, isn't this too cheating?

"You should follow it! Anyway, you are willing."

Yu Mo snatched the household registration book, and gave Bai Zhi a hard look: "I don't care how you fool my parents, but I will never let you succeed so easily."

"It doesn't matter, your mother said that if one day you disagree because of Aojiao, you can call her, and she will come to do your ideological work."

"..." Yu Mo was powerless for a while, who is this!I have never seen such a forced marriage, so I can only say a word coldly: "Get lost."

Bai Zhi shrank her neck, coughed twice, knowing that she couldn't push too hard, Yu Mo seemed to be angry: "Ahem, Mr. Zeng's call from the audience is about to start, who of you wants to have a mouthful? Yes. up."

"I'll do it." Yifei rolled up his sleeves, looking impatient.

Yifei dialed Zeng Xiaoxian's radio station without hesitation, and after a while of busy tone, he answered the phone, and it was a girl who spoke, probably, this was his phone editor, Judy.

Now is a special period, even Judy, an old fritter who is dawdling in life, dare not make mistakes, and is very serious and responsible for screening the calls.

"Hi, hello, here is your moon and my heart, how can I help you?"

"Hi, hello." Yifei picked up the voice changer and pretended to be an intellectual woman's voice: "Can you help me connect to Mr. Zeng's radio station? I'm a little confused and want to consult him."

"I don't know if you have any doubts? I can help you register first, and I can help you connect when the call is over."

"It's like this. I heard the love story just now and felt a lot. My situation is very similar to that girl's, but things went wrong. I wonder if Mr. Zeng can explain it to me?"

"Okay, we have recorded your question, and we will take it up later."

Zhu Di recorded the things down, Lisa glanced at it, and then cast a glance at Zeng Xiaoxian who was in the mouth, and couldn't help thinking about it.

Such a simple question, this bitch should be able to complete it, right?Otherwise, she will have no choice but to die!

"Judy, put this call in."

"Ok."

Lisa extended an ok gesture, and Zeng Xiaoxian nodded immediately after seeing it, pressed a button, and answered the call: "Okay, let's answer the call from the next listener, hello, hello."

"Hello, Teacher Zeng."

'Ka~' Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened, and his heart turned cold. This voice was not someone else's, but Yifei's.

Not to mention Zeng Xiaoxian, even Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao who watched Yifei talking swallowed a mouthful of saliva, because at this time Yifei didn't use the voice changer anymore, but used her original voice.

But what about this voice?It's very similar to the tone of being coquettish and cute.

"Um, this audience, I don't know why you are confused?" It was really irrational to call out Yifei's name at this time, so he could only continue acting: "Say it, I may not be able to give you a complete answer, but At least it can give you a direction."

"Teacher Zeng, I don't really have much doubts. I just want to hear your voice. When I heard your voice for the first time, you deeply conquered me. I listen to you every night. Fall asleep to the sound."

"Uh, cough, cough, lady, I'm honored that my voice is liked by you, but why don't you talk about your doubts!" ​​Zeng Xiaoxian felt uncomfortable now, because he had never heard Yifei like this. say.

"Hmm~~ Don't be so unkind~ If you want to hear it, I'll tell you." Yifei acted like a baby, Lu Ziqiao, Bai Zhi and Yu Mo couldn't help turning their heads away, This is simply eye-catching!

"Hehehehe, please tell me."

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly heard the sound of the other party breathing in, as if he had made up his mind to say something, which made him heave a sigh of relief, just don't be so coy, otherwise he might really embarrass himself in public .

"Then let me tell you, Zeng Xiaoxian, you idiot, do you know what you did? You made an emotional show like an old woman's foot wrap, smelly and long.

What stories are you telling?I used to be able to sleep well listening to your program, but now I can't even fall asleep.

Don't think you can fool me with a love story, okay?Now, right now, right now, adjust me to what I was before.

I don't care if something happened to your radio station, this is not the reason for you to change the way of live broadcast, otherwise I will complain about your program every episode 0......"

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian's face turned bitter, big sister, didn't I say that?Today the director is coming to listen, of course he will be fully prepared, it seems that there is a reason for the longer, but it is only a little longer, you don't need to say that, right?It's a little bit far from the foot wrap, right?

"Then, listener, do you have any good suggestions? If possible, we will consider adopting them."

"It's very simple. Your moon and my heart have changed back to their original state. Who wants to listen to your stories? We don't know how to watch TV dramas by ourselves? You are a hypnosis show, and you must have the appearance of a hypnosis show. Do you hear me? .”

"Uh, heh heh heh~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, seeing that Lisa's expression seemed to be in a bad mood, he quickly said: "Yes, yes, we will definitely follow our original intention, so that every audience who has something to worry about at night If you can figure it out, let everyone fall asleep as soon as possible.”

"It's almost there."

Bai Zhi and Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Yifei, she hung up the phone contentedly, Lu Ziqiao frowned: "Are you done scolding?"

"Yup!"

"Did you make a mistake? You missed such a good opportunity for nothing. This is also called cursing?"

"However, I can't seem to find a reason to scold him tonight! Teacher Zeng has a good attitude, and he doesn't stutter, and he tells a good story." Yifei said helplessly.

Maybe Zeng Xiaoxian might slack off a bit at ordinary times, but now he is obviously playing with 0.6 points and [-] spirit, how could he go wrong?

Moreover, the reason why Zeng Xiaoxian's show didn't catch on was because he himself was an emotional idiot and couldn't solve emotional problems for others.

Therefore, at night, his program can only be used as a hypnosis program.

"But, our effect is completely unattainable!" Bai Zhi rubbed her eyebrows worriedly, what was the original plan?

Zeng Xiaoxian did something, and then they scolded him on the phone, and then Zeng Xiaoxian happened to have a reason to say that it was an idea, but tonight, the scolding was not harsh enough, and the idea was not reflected.

Moreover, it's really a bit of an argument, and I don't know if the director will kill Zeng Xiaoxian.

But, forget it, the law does not blame the public, so many people made mistakes, Zeng Xiaoxian probably won't die, he can only see the effect tomorrow. . . .

Chapter 302

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was still in the live broadcast, answered all the calls from the audience in fear, but the imaginary difficulties from the director did not come, and today's program ended smoothly.

It wasn't until the end of the show that Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the cold sweat off his brow, but only then did he realize that his back was completely soaked.

The weather at this time was just right, neither cold nor hot, and the air conditioner was not turned on at all in the room. It was too tense, which caused the whole program time to be tense.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, congratulations, the director didn't call to reprimand you, you have passed this review."

Before Zeng Xiaoxian had time to go out, Lisa opened the door to tell him the good news, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately felt as if he was in a dream.

If only the leader was listening, he wouldn't be nervous at all, because Lisa is usually responsible for listening to his programs, but today is different. Today, he has received complaints, which turned into such a situation.

Now that he got away with it, he couldn't help but want to celebrate.

"Lisa, didn't the director find someone to embarrass me? Is there nothing wrong with my broadcast?"

"No? How is it possible?" Lisa looked at Zeng 09 Xiaoxian in surprise. Is this guy pretending to be stupid or he really doesn't know?Or maybe he usually answers too many calls like this, so he doesn't think it's unusual?

"Is there? When?"

"It's the one who asked you to restore the show to its original state." Lisa Rong said flatly: "No wonder your show is always at the bottom. This kind of question is obviously asked by a mental patient. You can answer it. It's no wonder the effect is good."

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian ignored Lisa's sarcasm, but his heart was almost broken: "You mean, that woman is the one whom the director asked for a test?"

"Otherwise what do you think?"

"..."

All right!Zeng Xiaoxian now fully understands, why is the director looking for someone to test?Why is it for review, this time it is clearly because someone received a complaint and just encountered an assessment, so I came to hear the effect.

As a result, after Yifei and the others knew about it, they became interested, and it had nothing to do with the dime arranged by the director.

And this situation, the director will definitely not admit it, and others will definitely treat it as never happened, and they can only count themselves as unlucky. After all, as a host, adapting to changes is the most basic quality.

Those who often use entrustment or screening too much, this kind of quality will be dull. If you can't respond to the criticizing crowd, it means that your ability is not enough.

"It's finally over. As expected, a more serious host has no meaning at all." Several people listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's broadcast with their chins propped up.

Well, although I have to say that Zeng Xiaoxian's hosting skills have reached the peak today, but it's really meaningless. It's really better for them to ask some idiot questions, so that more people will listen.

"The question is, what's going on with the station now? Did it blow up?"

"You think too much." Bai Zhi shook her head, do you think it's really that serious?They are under control.

"I'm going to bed. I don't know when Teacher Zeng will be back! I'll ask tomorrow." Lu Ziqiao stretched himself, turned off the radio, and walked to the room alone.

. . . . . .

The next day it was almost noon when everyone woke up again. Zeng Xiaoxian asked others to listen to his program every day, but if something happened the next day, who would listen to it?

Once you listen to it, you have to wake up at noon, so it is suitable for people with insomnia to listen to, and you still go there with a hypnotic mentality, let alone he has no such skills, even if he has thousands of martial arts, wouldn't he be able to break the halberd?

At noon, Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to get up. After all, he got used to it, and his biological clock has been adjusted.

Bai Zhi climbed out of the bed with the chicken coop on her head, ready to go to the toilet and continue sleeping.

"Hi, Angelica."

"Hmm~~~~" Bai Zhi replied subconsciously, and then saw the kitchen, where Zeng Xiaoxian was eating with a glass of milk and chewing gum: "Huh? Teacher Zeng, why are you eating breakfast at this time?"

"How did you know that you saw me eating breakfast?"

Bai Zhi rubbed her eyes, and then she woke up. This guy was just drinking milk, no bread or anything like that: "Oh, no! Go ahead, I'm going back to sleep."

"Wait." Zeng Xiaoxian immediately stopped him: "Hey, Bai Zhi, didn't I say that I would not participate in your actions last night? Why did you call me the hotline? You don't know that I almost died. "

Bai Zhi swayed, but she was still firm and did not just fall asleep like this: "Did I promise you?"

"..." Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless, why is this person like this?Why can't I understand what I'm talking about!

"By the way, how were you last night?"

Speaking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian's depression was swept away: "Lisa told me directly that I passed the review and the bonus would not be deducted, but I didn't tell her about our plan."

"Why don't you say it?"

"Because it's unnecessary, everyone on the radio station thought it was the director's attention, and now many people are writing reviews!" Zeng Xiaoxian said happily: "Lisa also deliberately moved up the time of my show, to the prime time , my name, Zeng Xiaoxian, will spread throughout the city from here, hehehehahahaha~"

"Okay!" Bai Zhi was stunned for a moment, then realized that since there was a more perfect explanation, it would be even better: "When will it be changed?"

"Twelve o'clock in the evening." Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly, holding up two fingers.

"410... Isn't that the early morning time? Is this also called the golden time?" Bai Zhi was speechless, thinking it was seven or eight o'clock!It turned out that it was still twelve o'clock, and it was still a hypnosis show. . .

"However, having said that, why did you let that female devil Hu Yifei know about this plan? I was almost killed by her, you know?" Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief.

"You think I want to? She called Yu Mo directly, and, this time, you have to thank her!"

"I thank her? Are you crazy? She almost didn't kill me." Zeng Xiaoxian gestured exaggeratedly with his hands, as if he was going to die at any moment.

"Hey, you really have to thank her this time." Before Bai Zhi could speak, Lu Ziqiao also came out of the room, her hair as sharp as Bai Zhi: "Otherwise, if she called the director to complain, your director wouldn't have decided to listen to it." Your show."

"She called the director to complain?" Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide. He was called to the radio station in advance by Lisa, but he only received news that someone had complained to the director, but he didn't know who it was.

But if I say this, then I really have to thank Yifei, otherwise I will go according to their plan, there will be no such perfect explanation, and it will be impossible to pass the review, let alone cover up the hiccup last time. .

Chapter 303

Chatting and chatting, I wouldn't be too sleepy anyway, so I simply went back to the room and changed out of the pajamas, said something to Yu Mo, then went out of the room and continued chatting.

Not long after, Yoyo clutched her stomach and pushed open the door. Zeng Xiaoxian who was facing the door was the first to notice the situation.

"Yuyou, what's the situation? It won't happen, will it?"

"What are you talking about? My stomach hurts." Yoyo glared at him dissatisfiedly, then clutched her stomach and said, "And I still have a little fever, maybe I'm sick."

"Oh, that's it!" Bai Zhi rubbed her chin: "I have a way to treat it."

"Hey, you know how to cure diseases!" Lu Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian obviously didn't believe it, this guy must be bragging.

Bai Zhi ignored their ridicule, but said flatly: "At this time, the only way to stop the pain is to give me a punch to recover."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Haha...hahaha~ No need." Yoyo waved her hand awkwardly, if he punched him twice, would it be okay?It would be quite miserable to die: "You guys are busy, I'll find Guan Gu."

"Oh~"

Youyou pushed the door open and entered Guan Gu's room, Bai Zhi suddenly leaned her head over: "She looks for Guan Gu when she is sick? It is said that women are the most vulnerable when they are sick, and they must be looking for someone who can be relied on, what do you think? "