Bitch living in an apartment

Chapter 262

When Zhang Wei moved in, he seemed to have absorbed even the bad luck. The people in the two suites had no back pain, no sore legs, and a strong body, and there were no palm prints on their faces.

Uh, of course, the last one is aimed at Lu Ziqiao. These days, even if his method of striking up a conversation is not successful, he can still get away unscathed, as if everyone's luck improved in an instant.

It's just that they don't care about the source of this luck, because it's just luck.

On the contrary, Zhang Wei, this guy has been feeling unlucky since he came here. First he twisted his foot, and then he accidentally sneezed into his eyes because of the spicy food, almost blinding him.

Later, because the clothes were changed and did not prevent them, Yifei used them as a rag. The last piece of clothes was gone, so I had to ask Lu Ziqiao to borrow a piece of equipment that was caught because Lu Ziqiao was galloping at night. It was rainy for a few days, Brother Sharp, who had been cosplaying for several days, was afraid to go out all day.

Today, I even went to the kitchen of 3602 to steal something to eat, and Bai Zhi, who was peeling a radish, almost cut his life by accident.

"Wow, Zhang Wei, if you want to come over and get something to eat, just say so, why are you sneaking around 09?" Bai Zhi put away the kitchen knife helplessly.

As far as Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao are concerned, when did they sneak around?Generally, they are taken directly, and as long as there are few things, the first reaction is to think of them?

"I... I'm used to it. When I was in the orphanage, taking without telling was stealing."

"So, you stole it?"

"That's right~ Stealing has to look like a steal, whoever steals is as domineering as a crab?"

This is the so-called sense of ritual of life?What you said really makes sense, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, you really should learn from Zhang Wei.

"Okay, I'm hungry, there's still a can of Coke in the refrigerator, fill your stomach first, it's only three o'clock, it's still early to cook!"

"Then what are you doing here?"

"Nonsense, of course I'm preparing the ingredients for the evening." Bai Zhi said impatiently.

"What? Eating radish again?" Just as Bai Zhi finished speaking, Lu Ziqiao, who had just come out of the room, clutched his chest, feeling a overwhelming urge in his stomach: "Brother, can you practice with another ingredient! Radish I'm about to throw up."

"Then, besides radishes, can you find something better to practice?"

"Cucumbers, potatoes, or fruits are also fine! At least you won't get tired of eating them even if you peel them. Eating radishes every day will turn me into a rabbit."

Whether it's white radish or carrot, even if you cook differently, you'll still vomit if you eat too much!

"It seems quite reasonable, okay, then I'll reward you with this, I'm going down to buy some fruit."

Bai Zhi casually stuffed the carrot into Lu Ziqiao's mouth, clapped her hands and put down the kitchen knife.

"Bah bah~" Lu Ziqiao retched for a while, took out the carrot, saw Zhang Wei standing there blankly, and then stuffed it into his mouth: "Baizhi, wait for me, I'll go too."

"Yuck~"

Zhang Wei didn't pay attention for a while, and was stuffed into his mouth by Lu Ziqiao's saliva-stained thing, and suddenly bent down and retched: "Lu Ziqiao, I'm going to kill you..."

"Bai Bai, where did my earrings go? Did you take them to dry clothes again?"

Yu Mo pushed open the bathroom door, just in time to see Zhang Wei retching while supporting the kitchen sink: "Um, Zhang Wei, did you eat the wrong thing?"

"Yes..." Zhang Wei took several glasses of water and rinsed his mouth several times before suppressing the turmoil in his stomach: "You are looking for Baizhi! He went down to buy fruit, what do you want him for?"

"My earring is gone." Seeing that nothing happened, Yu Mo didn't need to call 120, and started to walk anxiously to the balcony again.

"You lost your earring, you should look for it in the room! How to get to the balcony..."

Zhang Wei kindly reminded him, but when Yu Mo took down two earrings bigger than his mouth from the hanger, he closed his mouth appropriately.

"found it."

"How did your earrings end up in that place?"

"It must be in vain. We didn't have enough clips to hold clothes, so he used my earrings to dry the blindfold."

"...Take earrings to dry things, you city people really know how to play." Zhang Wei complained frantically, if one is accidentally blown down by the wind, it will be a lot of money. . .

"I'm going out for a while. When Bai Zhi comes back, tell him that I went to see a client." Yu Mo clipped the earrings to his ears, went back to the room to get the bag hanging on the wall, and went out in a panic went.

"Hey, do you want to eat dinner?"

"Don't eat."

"Oh~"

Zhang Wei was a little depressed, not because he was reluctant to part with Yu Mo, but because if Yu Mo was at home, the things Bai Zhi made would be better.

By the way, this guy is really eccentric!When Yu Mo is at home, he eats a lot of fish and meat, as long as she is not at home, he can cook a casual meal for two.

For Zhang Wei, this is a long-term meal ticket!Of course it would be better to eat better.

However, Zhang Wei suddenly thought of an idea, an idea to eat better, and sent a text message to Bai Zhi: "Bai Zhi, your Yumo will have dinner at home in the evening, and asked you to buy something delicious."

Soon, Zhang Wei received an ok message, and immediately jumped up happily. He couldn't escape the big meal tonight.

"Hey, Angelica."

"What are you doing?" Bai Zhi was picking a relatively large fruit. He knocked on a big watermelon and called the boss: "Boss, is the skin of your watermelon thick?"

"It must be very thin. Anyone who has eaten my watermelon knows that the thickness of the skin is always more than one centimeter."

"Then I don't want watermelon anymore. 393"

"..." The boss was originally complacent and wanted to sell how good his watermelon was, but the other party's words directly stuck him in the throat, don't you want it if the skin is not thick?

Bai Zhi ignored the boss's constipation, and then talked to Lu Ziqiao: "What did you want to say just now?"

"Hehehe..."

It's just that Lu Ziqiao didn't say a word, but just looked at a place with a piggy face, and Bai Zhi looked in the direction he was looking. A girl came in from the door leading a little loli, and she also looked like she was going to buy some fruit.

"..." Bai Zhi turned her dead fish eyes, and once again looked at the fruit stand: "Zi Qiao, don't blame me for not reminding you, she is leading a little girl, maybe she is over 35 years old, it's just that she is well maintained .

Moreover, at first glance, they are people with children, and Xiaobo's lesson is vivid in his memory! "

"No, this girl must have never given birth."

"How do you know?" Bai Zhi turned around in surprise.

"Trust the old driver's eyes." Lu Ziqiao tapped her temple confidently: "It is because of Xiaobo's lesson that I learned the ability to judge whether a girl has given birth."

"..."

Awesome, sure enough, the world still needs to keep pace with the times to have a market!Even picking up girls is no exception, this Lu Ziqiao is really studying all the time! .

Chapter 263

"Then what if you read it wrong?" Bai Zhi asked jokingly.

"How could it be wrong? I'll try to show you now."

Lu Ziqiao rubbed his palms together, he couldn't wait any longer, he wouldn't believe even what Bai Zhi said at this time, seeing the girl picking apples, he walked over with an air of grandeur.

Holding the apple in his hand, he looked at it, then "accidentally" touched the girl's finger, and then said "apologies": "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"It's okay." The girl also politely said it's okay.

"Beauty, how about buying apples! Let me tell you, in fact, you have to pay attention to buying apples. For example, this one looks quite red, but it is very hard when you pinch it, so it tastes sweet..."

As the topic started to chat like this, Lu Ziqiao also took advantage of the slope to get off the donkey, and began to show his knowledge, whether it was right or not, just bragging.

"Hehe, is that so?" The girl smiled awkwardly, she didn't expect Lu Ziqiao to be such a familiar person.

"Of course, don't underestimate me. I have a friend who owns an orchard. He told me a lot of experience."

"I..."

"Mom, I want to eat a banana, you buy it for me."

Before the girl could speak, the little Lolita interrupted her, yelling that she wanted to eat a banana, and acted like a baby if she didn't give it back. The girl had no choice but to weigh the banana first, and then peeled one for her to eat.

"What did you just say?" It was the girl who turned around and asked Lu Ziqiao.

"I didn't say anything." Lu Ziqiao's face was a little unsightly, and he responded with a few casual words, not even paying attention to Bai Zhi, and went straight out of the fruit wholesale shop.

Bai Zhi happened to pick a bag of fruit, and when she heard their conversation during the weighing, she couldn't help laughing, she said it so well, now it's a slap in the face?

"Woooooo~ Big brother, you smashed my banana." Bai Zhi paid the money, and when she turned around, she didn't expect that little loli to stand beside her, accidentally bumped into her, and then cried stand up.

"Okay, big brother, can I pay you? Don't cry~` ˇ~" Bai Zhi was a little helpless, why didn't this woman take care of her child? Fortunately, she didn't step on little Lolita's foot, otherwise It is estimated that I will cry for a long time. . .

"I want two."

"Two, just two."

"Don't make trouble, how did my sister teach you? You can't take advantage of these small things." The girl reprimanded her in a low voice, but her address made Bai Zhi's eyelids twitch, dare I say it, Lu Ziqiao read it right?

"Sorry! It's okay, I still have this."

"It's okay, kid~" Bai Zhi then took a few bananas and weighed them on the scale, and then gave all of them to little loli.

"Big brother, do you want my sister's phone number! My sister doesn't have a boyfriend yet~"

"..." Bai Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, this little lolita was like a kid: "Isn't this your mother? How did you become your sister?"

"I lied to that uncle just now. That uncle is not a good person at first glance. Big brother, you are a good person. You will definitely like your sister." Little Lolita unceremoniously peeled the banana and ate it: "Mom has already I hate my sister for not looking for a boyfriend at home, if you become my sister's boyfriend, my mother will be very happy."

"Niu Niu, what are you talking about!?" The girl blushed and covered little Lolita's mouth, but she didn't apologize to Bai Zhi.

"Eh~~~" Bai Zhi didn't know how to answer, so she could only say weakly: "Little sister, why didn't you ask me if I have a girlfriend?"

"Brother, you are so handsome, you definitely don't have a girlfriend! Because my mother said that a handsome big brother has high vision, and it is difficult to find a girlfriend. Look, my sister is very beautiful! You will like it, right?"

"You're going to be disappointed, little sister, I have a girlfriend."

Damn, if it was an adult woman who came to strike up a conversation, he didn't have to be so polite, just express that he was not interested, but the person who struck up a conversation was actually a little loli.

Are all post-zeros now so against the sky? 'Pengci' wants to pay for bananas, check his temper, and then sell his sister, is this a little girl or a little witch?Most people are not as good as her.

"Then does she have a beautiful older sister?"

"Uh, yes."

"Oh, then you must call my sister after you break up! My sister's phone number is 1... woo woo woo~" Little Lolita hadn't come yet and her sister covered her when she gave the second number mouth, the back can't hear clearly.

"I'm sorry, my sister is just kidding, don't take it seriously, I'll give you the banana money!"

"It doesn't matter, just treat it as my treat for her." Bai Zhi smiled, showing her big white teeth, and patted little Lolita's head.

Facing this cute little girl, he really couldn't get angry, besides, how petty a person is to care about such trivial matters with a child.

"｀ ‖Woo~ Big brother, I know you are friends with that uncle just now, so you can't tell him that my sister is not my mother~ Otherwise, my sister will ignore you, and you will kneel on the keyboard when you get married. woo woo~"

Before Bai Zhi walked out of the fruit shop, she staggered and almost fell to the ground. The owner, waiter and customers in the fruit shop laughed together.

This little loli really dares to say anything!She still admits death, and before she said a few words, she thought about marrying her sister.

This story tells us ah!It's better to be kind, maybe you'll find a spare girlfriend at some point.

Although you may not need to. . .

"Why did you take so long to come out?" As soon as Bai Zhi went out, Lu Ziqiao came over and complained. Although the weather is not too cold, it is not very warm. Standing here for so long is boring, okay?

"Just kidding, you don't need to pay for things?"

"Damn it, that girl... Women are obviously a woman! Why (Hao Nuo Hao) are all children so old?" Lu Ziqiao complained helplessly, still thinking about it.

"You don't like that little loli is a test-tube baby?"

"Is the technology so advanced? Why don't I know?" Lu Ziqiao muttered to himself, and could only sigh and accept the answer which was not an answer.

Bai Zhi still didn't tell him the truth, of course it wasn't because she was afraid of hitting him. In fact, this guy had hit him enough, so she wasn't afraid of this time.

But Bai Zhi still likes that little loli, it's better for her sister not to fall into the hands of a scumbag like Lu Ziqiao, if she can save one, it's good.

"You'd better play it safe~ In case you meet someone's husband one day, you'll be happy."

"It's impossible. I'm very accurate. I won't even touch that kind of person."

Lu Ziqiao waved his hand indifferently, now thinking about what is wrong, it seems that the eyesight still needs to be practiced! .

Chapter 264

"Zhang Wei, how dare you lie to me."

It wasn't until Bai Zhi went back after buying the vegetables that she realized that Yu Mo wasn't at home at all, so she went to ask her when she would be back, and the result was that she wouldn't come back for dinner tonight.